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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Walter Sobchak on November 01, 2015, 11:23:41 AM
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If Getbig put together a care package for the inmate known as Groink, what should we include:
No More Tears baby shampoo
Hair Club for Men hair dye
Extenze
Depends
Medicated Vaseline
Used Chaos boxers
Goodrum bee pollen
Scented KY gel
8 X 10 glossy of Basile
Selfie stick
What else would our sweet girl need for her next 7-8 years inside?
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Picture of Walter Sobchak to cuddle with at night.
Oh wait..... ::)
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Picture of Walter Sobchak to cuddle with at night.
Oh wait..... ::)
You're right.....Walter Sobchak pajamas!
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You're right.....Walter Sobchak pajamas!
So they'll have the bunny suit access
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So they'll have the bunny suit access
And a chest pocket for Phillies Blunts!!!
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What else would our sweet girl need for her next 7-8 years inside?
A pair of legs. ???
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A squat rack!
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He can exchange his "porch monkey" jokes with his new cell mate.
(http://s29.postimg.org/lw3q3r50n/Screen_Shot_2015_11_01_at_20_43_24.png)
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Pumpkin Pie Quest Bars, just to tease his ass
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bee pollen
ronnie coleman autograph
BTFO 1998 video
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An "I Heart booty" t-shirt, size medium.
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(http://www.acceler8or.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dont-worry-bro-zyzz-is-watching-over-you-e1288097501937.jpg)
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Summer's Eve douche
To stay fresh for the shower gangbang.
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He can exchange his "porch monkey" jokes with his new cell mate.
(http://s29.postimg.org/lw3q3r50n/Screen_Shot_2015_11_01_at_20_43_24.png)
Yea..... He would be wise to not make those kind of remarks on the "inside".
"1"
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He'll need the infamous gh15 sweatshirt so the thugs know he's a threat... :D
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potatank will join Groink in prison soon enough (sorry Josh) :D
(http://s23.postimg.org/ny29vpyii/2mzw0nq.jpg)
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Yea..... He would be wise to not make those kind of remarks on the "inside".
"1"
(http://i.imgur.com/dMZvEOw.gif)
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Yea..... He would be wise to not make those kind of remarks on the "inside".
"1"
Trading in his unused knee wraps for knee pads!
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(http://i.imgur.com/dMZvEOw.gif)
:D
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Pen and paper, in order to fake his own car accident death in jail.
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Pen and paper, in order to fake his own car accident death in jail.
Tampons
And I'm sure you couldn't go wrong giving that thief a mirror
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Send him a recording of Booty talking dirty to get him through the cold lonely nights.
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Send him a recording of Booty talking dirty to get him through the cold lonely nights.
A GED study guide
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Orange Tank tops.
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Lifts for his shower slippers
Marty Falcon nutrition guide
ESFitness guitar strings
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Didn't Joon order a "pocket pussy" online? I wonder if he returned it yet? That might make a nice gift.
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Didn't Joon order a "pocket pussy" online? I wonder if he returned it yet? That might make a nice gift.
If you send this don't forget the Astro-Glide.
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Didn't Joon order a "pocket pussy" online? I wonder if he returned it yet? That might make a nice gift.
Groink is going to grow a goatee and become someone's personal pocket pussy
Shitbag thief and drug dealer
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Tampons
And I'm sure you couldn't go wrong giving that thief a mirror
;D ;D
Lets send this inconspicuous cake to Groink!
(http://www.allanstanglin.com/wp-content/uploads/prisonbreakcake.jpg)
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;D ;D
Lets send this inconspicuous cake to Groink!
(http://www.allanstanglin.com/wp-content/uploads/prisonbreakcake.jpg)
He'd never figure it out without instructions.
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He'd never figure it out without instructions.
He'd probably think it was for a manicure.
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He'd never figure it out without instructions.
;D ;D ;D
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He'd probably think it was for a manicure.
lol
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He'd probably think it was for a manicure.
^^
Especially for his EPIC toenails!!
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^^
Especially for his EPIC toenails!!
To be fair, I don't think I'd squat with those feet either.