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Title: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: DanzigBrah on November 14, 2015, 11:05:09 AM
Will an associates in accounting get me a job as a Target manager?


To keep it BB related here's a pic of me, I'm offseason haven't touched a weight in almost 2 months.
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: _aj_ on November 14, 2015, 11:07:34 AM
This oughta be good...
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: chaos on November 14, 2015, 11:09:59 AM
No but scrubbing the tile floor might.
And WTF is there a chair in front of your sink?
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: _aj_ on November 14, 2015, 11:17:46 AM
- Tiny dirty truck stop bathroom
- deconditioned arm
- little girl forearm
- iPhone 5
- dumb ink
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: Set It Up on November 14, 2015, 11:21:02 AM
No but scrubbing the tile floor might.
And WTF is there a chair in front of your sink?

cant wait to find out this one
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: DanzigBrah on November 14, 2015, 11:40:04 AM
cant wait to find out this one

Don't you brahs like to sit down while shaving after back day?
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: Set It Up on November 14, 2015, 11:41:06 AM
Don't you brahs like to sit down while shaving after back day?

what country do you live in?
Im poor as fuck and my bathroom is still triple the size of that cardboard box you are in
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: DanzigBrah on November 14, 2015, 11:46:02 AM
what country do you live in?
Im poor as fuck and my bathroom is still triple the size of that cardboard box you are in

It's Ohio, USA.
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: deadz on November 14, 2015, 12:14:53 PM
Will an associates in accounting get me a job as a Target manager?


To keep it BB related here's a pic of me, I'm offseason haven't touched a weight in almost 2 months.
Accounting is a decent career choice. Work your way/test your way up to CPA for 80k+ a year.
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: gym**rat on November 14, 2015, 12:29:34 PM
It's Ohio, USA.

Let me guess, either Cincinnati or Cleveland. Am I right?
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: calfzilla on November 14, 2015, 12:32:18 PM
By Target do you mean the retail store?
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: DanzigBrah on November 14, 2015, 12:40:26 PM
Let me guess, either Cincinnati or Cleveland. Am I right?

Bingo.

And yes target the retail store, my goal in life is never to step foot in a Walmart ever again.
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: gym**rat on November 14, 2015, 12:43:27 PM
Bingo.

And yes target the retail store, my goal in life is never to step foot in a Walmart ever again.

Pretty good I can tell your city by the state and size of bathroom. Lol
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: SOMEPARTS on November 14, 2015, 01:03:24 PM
Karen Carpenter had larger wrists.
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: Waller on November 14, 2015, 01:04:43 PM
Girly nails of peace.
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: Set It Up on November 14, 2015, 01:05:20 PM
Karen Carpenter had larger wrists.

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: calfzilla on November 14, 2015, 01:07:34 PM
Bingo.

And yes target the retail store, my goal in life is never to step foot in a Walmart ever again.

Do you work at wal mart?  Getbig needs more details.
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: HTexan on November 14, 2015, 01:20:51 PM
Will an associates in accounting get me a job as a Target manager?


To keep it BB related here's a pic of me, I'm offseason haven't touched a weight in almost 2 months.
No, google is your friend little gimmick

Requirements:
4-year college degree
Supervisor level experience
Strong cognitive skills, including problem analysis, decision making, financial and quantitative analysis
Inspire and motivate your team to ensure high performing as well as Fast, Fun and Friendly store
Ability to continuously move around all areas of the store on a daily basis, as well as ability to lift 40lbs
Ability to work flexible hours including nights and weekends
https://jobs.target.com/job/las-vegas/store-team-leader-las-vegas-nv/1118/337295
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: King Shizzo on November 14, 2015, 01:22:14 PM
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/OGAu_DeKckI/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: SOMEPARTS on November 14, 2015, 01:26:02 PM
I thought Target was where all the chicks and gay guys who had useless 7 year BAs in History, Art, Poly Sci, Psychology and Film worked?


Let me guess - when you work at Target you will get all the girls?
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 14, 2015, 01:50:35 PM
No, google is your friend little gimmick

Requirements:
4-year college degree
Supervisor level experience
Strong cognitive skills, including problem analysis, decision making, financial and quantitative analysis
Inspire and motivate your team to ensure high performing as well as Fast, Fun and Friendly store
Ability to continuously move around all areas of the store on a daily basis, as well as ability to lift 40lbs
Ability to work flexible hours including nights and weekends

https://jobs.target.com/job/las-vegas/store-team-leader-las-vegas-nv/1118/337295


The bolded part would disqualify him. ;)
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: HTexan on November 14, 2015, 02:49:51 PM

The bolded part would disqualify him. ;)
bwahahahaha
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: DanzigBrah on November 14, 2015, 03:41:26 PM
bwahahahaha

Except I can do 40lb Dumbbell curls for sets of 8.   :P

Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: _aj_ on November 14, 2015, 03:54:18 PM
Except I can do 40lb Dumbbell curls for sets of 8.   :P

Brutal.
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: calfzilla on November 14, 2015, 03:55:04 PM
Except I can do 40lb Dumbbell curls for sets of 8.   :P



For sets of 8 I can do 50.
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: _aj_ on November 14, 2015, 03:57:02 PM
For sets of 8 I can do 50.

80kg
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: HTexan on November 14, 2015, 04:16:09 PM
Except I can do 40lb Dumbbell curls for sets of 8.   :P


how many dick pushups can you do?
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: DanzigBrah on November 14, 2015, 04:40:51 PM
My goal in life is to be CEO of target. I've always shared the same vision as Target. To be an everyday store that targets the upper middle class. The American Dream.

While Walmart caters to the food stamp using, bottom of the barrel shitbags of society.
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: HTexan on November 14, 2015, 07:27:52 PM
My goal in life is to be CEO of target. I've always shared the same vision as Target. To be an everyday store that targets the upper middle class. The American Dream.

While Walmart caters to the food stamp using, bottom of the barrel shitbags of society.
Starting working on your bachelor's degree, and keep your weight training up little man. I hope your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: calfzilla on November 14, 2015, 07:35:58 PM
80kg

Except my claim is actually true.
Title: Re: Question about associates in accounting
Post by: gym**rat on November 14, 2015, 07:54:48 PM
My goal in life is to be CEO of target. I've always shared the same vision as Target. To be an everyday store that targets the upper middle class. The American Dream.

While Walmart caters to the food stamp using, bottom of the barrel shitbags of society.

You hit it on the head. Target does target middle and even mid upper class shoppers. I really like Target. Clean stores, good selection and very friendly associates. Walmart is the toilet of the retail world. You walk into one and there is an overwhelming stench. Filthy ass stores. I have never been in a clean one. And the majority of the customer base is Pakis, Mexican and trailer trash.