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Title: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 01:53:30 PM
had a long chat - -told them my criminal record, all the charges, how long its been

and the result is,...................

drumroll,......................










I will not EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR be entering the United States.
Just too many charges he said of the "aggravating nature" blah blah.

that sucks ass  :( :( :(
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Dave D on November 23, 2015, 01:56:54 PM
Maybe you should claim to be a Syrian refugee. It should be looked at as a plus, and the "aggravating nature" charges will be viewed as "cultural differences".
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 02:01:04 PM
Maybe you should claim to be a Syrian refugee. It should be looked at as a plus, and the "aggravating nature" charges will be viewed as "cultural differences".

damn thats a helluva point
the guy was cool to talk to, not a usual uptight border person
He just said way too many charges, especially assault. Said I could try a waiver but would probably still get refused.

Border patrol saves the day for chaos getting ko'd  :D
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 23, 2015, 02:01:29 PM
Yes, grow a beard and change your name to Ahmed and you will be welcomed with open arms of Peace.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: ritch on November 23, 2015, 02:03:41 PM
Maybe you should claim to be a Syrian refugee. It should be looked at as a plus, and the "aggravating nature" charges will be viewed as "cultural differences".

LOL!
But sadly true I bet...

Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: polychronopolous on November 23, 2015, 03:15:19 PM
Yes, grow a beard and change your name to Ahmed and you will be welcomed with open arms of Peace.

Yeah just cross the border through Mexico.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: TuHolmes on November 23, 2015, 03:19:34 PM
Would they have access to your records at the border?

I mean, you have a passport and there's no requirement to apply for a US Visa from Canada.

So can't you just show up, show them your ID and come on in anyway?
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 03:25:24 PM
Would they have access to your records at the border?

I mean, you have a passport and there's no requirement to apply for a US Visa from Canada.

So can't you just show up, show them your ID and come on in anyway?

Lol doesnt work that way
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Hulkotron on November 23, 2015, 03:47:01 PM
Would they have access to your records at the border?

I mean, you have a passport and there's no requirement to apply for a US Visa from Canada.

So can't you just show up, show them your ID and come on in anyway?

This is what the passport is for.  Those computers they have in the little booths are not just for show.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: TuHolmes on November 23, 2015, 03:48:39 PM
This is what the passport is for.  Those computers they have in the little booths are not just for show.


What I'm saying is that if I come to Canada, the Canadian government doesn't have all of my records... The US government does, so coming back I have to deal with it, but not leaving.

At least in my experience.

Maybe I'm just wrong, but this is what I've seen.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 04:01:21 PM
What I'm saying is that if I come to Canada, the Canadian government doesn't have all of my records... The US government does, so coming back I have to deal with it, but not leaving.

At least in my experience.

Maybe I'm just wrong, but this is what I've seen.
wrong
they have my info at the border--the second I hand my passport over they run it and see my record

sharing of information blah blah
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: TuHolmes on November 23, 2015, 04:05:04 PM
wrong
they have my info at the border--the second I hand my passport over they run it and see my record

sharing of information blah blah

Well that's just ridiculous.

Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: WalterWhite on November 23, 2015, 04:05:27 PM
Yeah just cross the border through Mexico.

There are plenty of tunnels to get to Arizona and San Diego. :D
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 04:09:31 PM
Well that's just ridiculous.



chaos is  thankful  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: robcguns on November 23, 2015, 04:17:50 PM
had a long chat - -told them my criminal record, all the charges, how long its been

and the result is,...................

drumroll,......................


You serious?you cant cross the border because of assault charges?







I will not EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR be entering the United States.
Just too many charges he said of the "aggravating nature" blah blah.

that sucks ass  :( :( :(
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on November 23, 2015, 04:34:10 PM
Sorry josh  :(
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 04:44:07 PM
Sorry josh  :(

its ok, thanks Gene. My shaker got shipped, probably be here tomorrow
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 23, 2015, 06:21:59 PM
Join ISIS.  Apparently they can get in everywhere and manage to bring along full assault rifles that no one sees hiding in their small satchels.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 23, 2015, 06:30:13 PM
There are plenty of tunnels to get to Arizona and San Diego. :D

Link?
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: chaos on November 23, 2015, 08:19:00 PM
Sounds like they saved you from taking a beating. 8)
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 23, 2015, 08:27:59 PM
had a long chat - -told them my criminal record, all the charges, how long its been

and the result is,...................

drumroll,......................










I will not EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR be entering the United States.
Just too many charges he said of the "aggravating nature" blah blah.

that sucks ass  :( :( :(

But if you can escape Canada and float around the backside through Texas, you're in.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 23, 2015, 08:29:30 PM
had a long chat - -told them my criminal record, all the charges, how long its been

and the result is,...................

drumroll,......................










I will not EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR be entering the United States.
Just too many charges he said of the "aggravating nature" blah blah.

that sucks ass  :( :( :(

If you say your name is Juan Rehalukez you're in.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Primemuscle on November 23, 2015, 08:30:09 PM
had a long chat - -told them my criminal record, all the charges, how long its been

and the result is,...................

drumroll,......................










I will not EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR be entering the United States.
Just too many charges he said of the "aggravating nature" blah blah.

that sucks ass  :( :( :(

Too bad you didn't consider this beforehand.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 23, 2015, 08:33:31 PM
had a long chat - -told them my criminal record, all the charges, how long its been

and the result is,...................

drumroll,......................










I will not EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR be entering the United States.
Just too many charges he said of the "aggravating nature" blah blah.

that sucks ass  :( :( :(

Out of all seriousness you're better off where your at for the time being. Obama is trying really hard to turn this into a third world country.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 08:39:28 PM
Out of all seriousness you're better off where your at for the time being. Obama is trying really hard to turn this into a third world country.

its funny, 100% of the people I know said its better off I cant get into the States

on another note, 1 day I'll have to video myself doing those RDL exercises or whatever they are called---I call them the flamingos--zero coordination or balance
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 08:41:16 PM
Too bad you didn't consider this beforehand.

consider it? Yeah, when Im about to throw hands with someone when I was younger, my first thought was "hmmmm will this prevent my entry into the States?" Man, you need to use your head at times and understand people live different lives, not everyone is all sunshine and roses and never got violent

fuck sakes
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 23, 2015, 08:42:19 PM
Out of all seriousness you're better off where your at for the time being. Obama is trying really hard to turn this into a third world country.

so will Pierre Trudeau JR here as well.

Sorry you can't get into 'murica' Josh, I am not allowed in either

Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 23, 2015, 08:42:26 PM
its funny, 100% of the people I know said its better off I cant get into the States

on another note, 1 day I'll have to video myself doing those RDL exercises or whatever they are called---I call them the flamingos--zero coordination or balance

Shoes off. Instability creates stability.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 08:42:33 PM
Sounds like they saved you from taking a beating. 8)

yes Im thankful I wont injure my hands on your conehead  :D 8)
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 08:43:44 PM
Shoes off. Instability creates stability.

of course--that makes sense
you woulda pissed yourself laughing today at me doing that exercise
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 08:46:43 PM
so will Pierre Trudeau JR here as well.

Sorry you can't get into 'murica' Josh, I am not allowed in either



we will hang out in Toronto on my layover and have some laughs, discuss panty and  make a video or something for gb
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Primemuscle on November 23, 2015, 08:48:27 PM
consider it? Yeah, when Im about to throw hands with someone when I was younger, my first thought was "hmmmm will this prevent my entry into the States?" Man, you need to use your head at times and understand people live different lives, not everyone is all sunshine and roses and never got violent

fuck sakes

That's one difference between you and me, I used my head and you apparently did not....other differences aside.

If you think my life has been all "sunshine and roses," you are wrong.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 23, 2015, 08:49:50 PM
we will hang out in Toronto on my layover and have some laughs, discuss panty and  make a video or something for gb

Sounds like a plan
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 23, 2015, 08:52:03 PM
of course--that makes sense
you woulda pissed yourself laughing today at me doing that exercise

lol...start with just an RDL. Don't worry about single leg right now.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 23, 2015, 08:52:14 PM
That's one difference between you and me, I used my head and you apparently did not....other differences aside.

If you think my life has been all "sunshine and roses," you are wrong.

Actually the states are being hard on letting alot of people in these days as they have been sharing mental health records with the border agency, there have been people turned away because they tried to attempt suicide several years prior because of undiagnosed depression etc among other things
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 08:52:29 PM
That's one difference between you and me, I used my head and you apparently did not....other differences aside.

If you think my life has been all "sunshine and roses," you are wrong.

yes, Im sure,...your garden didnt come in and you got a flat tire,........and the newspaper didnt get delivered one day

oh the humanity, the struggle is real  ::)
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 23, 2015, 08:54:09 PM
Actually the states are being hard on letting alot of people in these days as they have been sharing mental health records with the border agency, there have been people turned away because they tried to attempt suicide several years prior because of undiagnosed depression etc among other things

oh holy fuck I never even knew that part
can you imagine my mental health record coming up at the border
"hmm lets see here, he was in the psych ward, pissed on the security guard, trashed the room and tried to kick a police officer in the face"

oh brother they will welcome me with open arms
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Primemuscle on November 23, 2015, 09:24:09 PM
Actually the states are being hard on letting alot of people in these days as they have been sharing mental health records with the border agency, there have been people turned away because they tried to attempt suicide several years prior because of undiagnosed depression etc among other things

You are probably right about this. There are a lot of fear based decisions going on as of late.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Primemuscle on November 23, 2015, 09:31:49 PM
yes, Im sure,...your garden didnt come in and you got a flat tire,........and the newspaper didnt get delivered one day

oh the humanity, the struggle is real  ::)

That's funny....really.  All this annoying and trivial stuff has happened at some point in my life. I got over it and much, much worse without having to resort to pissing on a prison guard.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 23, 2015, 09:35:54 PM
You are probably right about this. There are a lot of fear based decisions going on as of late.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/canadian-woman-refused-u-s-entry-because-of-depression-1.2444960 (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/canadian-woman-refused-u-s-entry-because-of-depression-1.2444960)
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 23, 2015, 09:36:57 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/canadian-woman-refused-u-s-entry-because-of-depression-1.2444960 (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/canadian-woman-refused-u-s-entry-because-of-depression-1.2444960)

more here pretty fucked up

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/canadians-with-mental-illnesses-denied-u-s-entry-1.1034903 (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/canadians-with-mental-illnesses-denied-u-s-entry-1.1034903)
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 23, 2015, 10:45:58 PM
Shizzo just opened a bottle of vodka to celebrate
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 23, 2015, 11:16:15 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/canadian-woman-refused-u-s-entry-because-of-depression-1.2444960 (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/canadian-woman-refused-u-s-entry-because-of-depression-1.2444960)

Fucking crazy. 95% of the Syrians Obama wants to let into the country will have PTSD along with who knows what. Yet that Fat depressed chick couldn't go on a cruise? lol
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: sync pulse on November 23, 2015, 11:27:47 PM
Would they have access to your records at the border?
I mean, you have a passport and there's no requirement to apply for a US Visa from Canada.
So can't you just show up, show them your ID and come on in anyway?

What I'm saying is that if I come to Canada, the Canadian government doesn't have all of my records... The US government does, so coming back I have to deal with it, but not leaving.

Canadian Government Agencies can see the very same things that United States Government Agencies sees.
I know a musician who was busted on a Driving While Intoxicated in Houston...He did the Probation, Rehab, Community Service and there is no conviction on his record as a result...Fast forward two years...He is at the border on a car trip with friends with the idea of driving up to Yellowknife...He could not get into Canada because of his legal difficulties two years earlier, it all came up with the snap of the border official's fingers.

If you are a Yank pulled over in say Edmonton, and the cops run your license...they will see everything the cops would see in your hometown...maybe more.

Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Vince B on November 23, 2015, 11:41:10 PM
The USA has problems with aliens wanting to enter the US illegally. Mexico, Puerto Rico, Central and South America, etc. Canadians used to be able to go to the US easily via cars.

They told the US officials where they were going and for how long and off they went. I had no trouble driving to Seattle from Vancouver in 2000 and 2004. No passports or papers

were required. Things have changed. Now passports must be carried and shown to customs officials.

If you have a criminal record in the US it is difficult for aliens to gain entry.

Josh must remain in 'house detention' for the coming long winter. Shizzo is basking in the sun in Florida. Seems fair to both people.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: _aj_ on November 24, 2015, 03:31:25 AM
Actually the states are being hard on letting alot of people in these days as they have been sharing mental health records with the border agency, there have been people turned away because they tried to attempt suicide several years prior because of undiagnosed depression etc among other things

But Syrian terrorist? No problemo!
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: bike nut on November 24, 2015, 07:02:57 AM
had a long chat - -told them my criminal record, all the charges, how long its been

and the result is,...................

drumroll,......................










I will not EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR be entering the United States.
Just too many charges he said of the "aggravating nature" blah blah.

that sucks ass  :( :( :(

When did Getbig become this moron's personal Facebook page?

Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 24, 2015, 07:07:00 AM
When did Getbig become this moron's personal Facebook page?

As soon as you started posting moron.

Stick to facebook fagg0t.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: chaos on November 24, 2015, 07:56:00 AM
its funny, 100% of the people I know said its better off I cant get into the States

100% of the people you know were concerned for your safety if you ran into chaos.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: drkaje on November 24, 2015, 08:37:15 AM
Does this mean the 'I challenge insert name to a fight' threads, and their associated gayness, will be limited to Canadian citizens and those willing to travel?
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: _aj_ on November 24, 2015, 10:35:45 AM
But will you be able to enter the UK?
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: bike nut on November 24, 2015, 10:53:47 AM
As soon as you started posting moron.

Stick to facebook fagg0t.

Impale your face on guy dick and choke phaggot.

It's fitting queerbait like you would enjoy the 15 stupid threads a day this soap bubble posts every time he gets a new thought.
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: TuHolmes on November 24, 2015, 12:05:17 PM
Canadian Government Agencies can see the very same things that United States Government Agencies sees.
I know a musician who was busted on a Driving While Intoxicated in Houston...He did the Probation, Rehab, Community Service and there is no conviction on his record as a result...Fast forward two years...He is at the border on a car trip with friends with the idea of driving up to Yellowknife...He could not get into Canada because of his legal difficulties two years earlier, it all came up with the snap of the border official's fingers.

If you are a Yank pulled over in say Edmonton, and the cops run your license...they will see everything the cops would see in your hometown...maybe more.



This may be true, but that is just me aging I suppose and not keeping up. This was not the case 10 - 15 years ago.

Seems quite fascist.

Well, there's always Mexico.

Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: Set It Up on November 24, 2015, 12:33:54 PM
But will you be able to enter the UK?

ya it has something to do with being part of the Commonwealth--you can be a fucking murderer and get in the UK if you are from Canada
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: thebrink on November 24, 2015, 06:21:38 PM
wrong
they have my info at the border--the second I hand my passport over they run it and see my record

sharing of information blah blah

Dhs and rcmp are reciprocal with most things even if you've ever been committed to a psych ward they can deny you entry
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: chaos on November 24, 2015, 08:31:20 PM
ya it has something to do with being part of the Commonwealth--you can be a fucking murderer and get in the UK if you are from Canada
UK fight tour still on!!
Title: Re: Just Finished Talking With North Portal Border Customs
Post by: ritch on November 24, 2015, 10:05:39 PM
So bring your opponents up to Canada?
But would love to see something happen with Vegan GAins. I think I'd have to drive to Toronto for that one.

The person who smacks that kid will be famous forever...