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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: _aj_ on November 23, 2015, 04:46:42 PM
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A friend of mine is recently divorced and he just got a match.com account. He's:
- good looking (no homo)
- smart (MIT)
- 6' tall
- jacked (TRT levels)
- good job (when he worked for me, he was making $200k)
- nice car (Audi A8)
- full head of hair
As you would imagine, his PMs are getting blown up. He has two dates tonight. LOL.
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A friend of mine is recently divorced and he just got a match.com account. He's:
- good looking (no homo)
- smart (MIT)
- 6' tall
- jacked (TRT levels)
- good job (when he worked for me, he was making $200k)
- nice car (Audi A8)
- full head of hair
As you would imagine, his PMs are getting blown up. He has two dates tonight. LOL.
I cover 2 of these--pretty good---why isnt my inbox blowing up :D
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Thanks bro, I really appreciate it.
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Thanks bro, I really appreciate it.
De nada
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Dripping in Pussy
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A friend of mine is recently divorced and he just got a match.com account. He's:
- good looking (no homo)
- smart (MIT)
- 6' tall
- jacked (TRT levels)
- good job (when he worked for me, he was making $200k)
- nice car (Audi A8)
- full head of hair
As you would imagine, his PMs are getting blown up. He has two dates tonight. LOL.
Now that I see a list of the qualities that attract women, my dating life is starting to make more sense.
If only I could find a way to let women see my one good quality(aka my giant dong) with out getting arrested.
Also, if they could read my Getbig posts they would see what a catch I am.
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A friend of mine is recently divorced and he just got a match.com account. He's:
- good looking (no homo)
- smart (MIT)
- 6' tall
- jacked (TRT levels)
- good job (when he worked for me, he was making $200k)
- nice car (Audi A8)
- full head of hair
As you would imagine, his PMs are getting blown up. He has two dates tonight. LOL.
Wait, so women actually emailing him? How old is he and why did he divorce? I doubt his invox is full unless he is model good looking
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Wait, so women actually emailing him? How old is he and why did he divorce? I doubt his invox is full unless he is model good looking
He didn't say the women were good looking. Chances are good that these women are beastly.
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He didn't say the women were good looking. Chances are good that these women are beastly.
bingo
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When I was first divorced I met some quality women on match (none beastly) bit it seemed like they all had young kids. With mine grown I wasn't going down that road again.
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He didn't say the women were good looking. Chances are good that these women are beastly.
lol
I have a friend in his 40's who brags about banging married women all he time, and contrary to aj's friend, this guy is in bad shape and has a $hitty job.
When he finally showed me a picture of one of his conquests, it was a disgusting fat blob. :-\ What a surprise.
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The only qualification that matters to women is that u have to specify that u are a regular member of "getbig"
Getbiggers get all the women
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Getting women isn't difficult.
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I saw pics of the two he was seeing tonight. One, a blonde, is a legit 8. The brunette a solid 7.
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Getting women isn't difficult.
Not at all.
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Lol T making $200k while working for you. So what were you pulling in?
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Lol T making $200k while working for you. So what were you pulling in?
$200k doesn't go enormously far in the Boston area.
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I saw pics of the two he was seeing tonight. One, a blonde, is a legit 8. The brunette a solid 7.
Two broads in one night for this stud?
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$200k doesn't go enormously far in the Boston area.
Point is you were paying him. I assume you were making more? Yeah $200k doesn't go far if living in back bay but Boston is full of shit areas.
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$200k doesn't go enormously far in the Boston area.
You can always tell the real getbiggers when they know $200k isn't balling. The poster is legitimately jealous or doesn't know what people make in the real world of business.
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Point is you were paying him. I assume you were making more? Yeah $200k doesn't go far if living in back bay but Boston is full of shit areas.
He didn't say he was paying them....they could have been reporting to him.
But, on topic - a good friend of mine got divorced. He's 41, decent looking, decent shape....nothing great. He says he got so much pussy in the last two years he's forgotten a lot of it. Said it wasn't even a challenge anymore - everything's changed since he was in his 20s. Said if he went out with friends and there was one single girl in the group, he was pretty sure he'd fuck her.
But, now he's tied down again.
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A friend of mine is recently divorced and he just got a match.com account. He's:
- good looking (no homo)
- smart (MIT)
- 6' tall
- jacked (TRT levels)
- good job (when he worked for me, he was making $200k)
- nice car (Audi A8)
- full head of hair
As you would imagine, his PMs are getting blown up. He has two dates tonight. LOL.
Just he know you want him?
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He didn't say he was paying them....they could have been reporting to him.
But, on topic - a good friend of mine got divorced. He's 41, decent looking, decent shape....nothing great. He says he got so much pussy in the last two years he's forgotten a lot of it. Said it wasn't even a challenge anymore - everything's changed since he was in his 20s. Said if he went out with friends and there was one single girl in the group, he was pretty sure he'd fuck her.
But, now he's tied down again.
Yeah, but are they banging 20 year olds or other 40 something broads who are out looking for the same thing because they're divorced too?
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You can always tell the real getbiggers when they know $200k isn't balling. The poster is legitimately jealous or doesn't know what people make in the real world of business.
What kind of businesses do you run?
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Yeah, but are they banging 20 year olds or other 40 something broads who are out looking for the same thing because they're divorced too?
Given the frequency, it's a mix. Likely more of the latter, but does it matter?
There's a reason he got tied down again - he found a good one.
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I saw pics of the two he was seeing tonight. One, a blonde, is a legit 8. The brunette a solid 7.
For every one girl he meets off match they are meeting 3+ men. Out of those I would guess they are putting out sexually 25% of the time. If he is as you described he should not lower himself to the washed up recycled girls found on dating sites. He should go out and meet girls who have little or no online presence hence he will increase the chances of getting a better girls physically and emotionally.
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200K a year meh....that how much my luggage bags I go to Dubai on business trips are worth.
200k..geesh
;D
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I saw pics of the two he was seeing tonight. One, a blonde, is a legit 8. The brunette a solid 7.
Sounds like he's your hero. Is he taping the dates for you?
If he was a real getbigger he would.
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I saw pics of the two he was seeing tonight. One, a blonde, is a legit 8. The brunette a solid 7.
Wait to he sees them in person. We all know that pics on the net could be just a little off and maybe old.
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Wait to he sees them in person. We all know that pics on the net could be just a little off and maybe old.
Guaranteed to be off and old, lol. And probably Photoshopped to erase the wrinkles.
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A friend of mine is recently divorced and he just got a match.com account. He's:
- good looking (no homo)
- smart (MIT)
- 6' tall
- jacked (TRT levels)
- good job (when he worked for me, he was making $200k)
- nice car (Audi A8)
- full head of hair
As you would imagine, his PMs are getting blown up. He has two dates tonight. LOL.
thank god for datingsites no way my anti social me would het dates othervise, have one tomorrow, a girl that saw me a
in the news lål
Nice car, love the old audi a8 that came 1994
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What kind of businesses do you run?
aj runs the Getbig.com server and he is in a few business deals with Goodrum
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aj runs the Getbig.com server and he is in a few business deals with Goodrum
I have quite a few business interests in Dubai also.
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Sounds like he's your hero. Is he taping the dates for you?
If he was a real getbigger he would.
Damn right. I told him he's required to get degrading pics.
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I've said it many times - if you've got your game right, from about 28-30yo getting pussy becomes almost ridiculously simple. Just for fucking hot single moms of like 24-35yo are great.
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I've said it many times - if you've got your game right, from about 28-30yo getting pussy becomes almost ridiculously simple. Just for fucking hot single moms of like 24-35yo are great.
I'm turning 31 soon and I'm pulling 18/19/20 yr olds mostly off tinder because I've not been drinking as much lately. Also, it's so convenient swiping from the comfort of your living room/gym. I have about a 70-80% first night turnover success rate. I have dated at least 50-60 women off tinder, usually only meeting once but if she's very nice I might meet her a few more times. Am juggling 3 women right now, like to keep it at 3-4 because usually 1 or 2 start to notice you're only fooling around and not serious. So you need to have another 1 or 2 as backup. Then you start working on another 2-3 more casually on Tinder and slowly reel them in so they're ready to replace the others when their time comes too. Then the cycle continues...I'm meeting a new Spanish girl today, she's 24 so a little old for me but what the hell! ;D
edit: I ain't getting married for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOONG time...if ever the way things are going. Marriage is an arrangement which favours the female
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I'm turning 31 soon and I'm pulling 18/19/20 yr olds mostly off tinder because I've not been drinking as much lately. Also, it's so convenient swiping from the comfort of your living room/gym. I have about a 70-80% first night turnover success rate. I have dated at least 50-60 women off tinder, usually only meeting once but if she's very nice I might meet her a few more times. Am juggling 3 women right now, like to keep it at 3-4 because usually 1 or 2 start to notice you're only fooling around and not serious. So you need to have another 1 or 2 as backup. Then you start working on another 2-3 more casually on Tinder and slowly reel them in so they're ready to replace the others when their time comes too. Then the cycle continues...I'm meeting a new Spanish girl today, she's 24 so a little old for me but what the hell! ;D
tinder is great. Esp for guys like me whos never out partying etc,yyou meet girls you never would have met without tinder
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tinder is great. Esp for guys like me whos never out partying etc,yyou meet girls you never would have met without tinder
It's basically changed my life, I don't have to go out and drink to find pussy anymore, I can do it from home
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thank god for datingsites no way my anti social me would het dates othervise, have one tomorrow, a girl that saw me a
in the news lål
Nice car, love the old audi a8 that came 1994
you are a good person and the right girl will be able to see that (no homo) :)
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you are a good person and the right girl will be able to see that (no homo) :)
I'm still reeling from losing my last girl. I fucked her over too much. I don't think I'll personally find a "right girl" for a long time and I'm not in that mentality right now. Fuck 'em all! HOORS!!! Tinder ftw
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I'm still reeling from losing my last girl. I fucked her over too much. I don't think I'll personally find a "right girl" for a long time and I'm not in that mentality right now. Fuck 'em all! HOORS!!! Tinder ftw
if you are not ready for a relationship then don't bother. Just have fun and enjoy life. :) (but don't go full Charlie Sheen)
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you are a good person and the right girl will be able to see that (no homo) :)
well thank you sir, i have a date tomorrow with a girl thats seems like a keeper so lets see if she is honest or a dirty lyer :D
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I'm poor, fat, and open about being perverted. And still it was very easy to score this year. Women are just really easy.
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The only qualification that matters to women is that u have to specify that u are a regular member of "getbig"
Getbiggers get all the women
hahahahahaahahahah
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I'm turning 31 soon and I'm pulling 18/19/20 yr olds mostly off tinder because I've not been drinking as much lately. Also, it's so convenient swiping from the comfort of your living room/gym. I have about a 70-80% first night turnover success rate. I have dated at least 50-60 women off tinder, usually only meeting once but if she's very nice I might meet her a few more times. Am juggling 3 women right now, like to keep it at 3-4 because usually 1 or 2 start to notice you're only fooling around and not serious. So you need to have another 1 or 2 as backup. Then you start working on another 2-3 more casually on Tinder and slowly reel them in so they're ready to replace the others when their time comes too. Then the cycle continues...I'm meeting a new Spanish girl today, she's 24 so a little old for me but what the hell! ;D
edit: I ain't getting married for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOONG time...if ever the way things are going. Marriage is an arrangement which favours the female
Just stop! >:( I have a gf and Tinder appeared just after I began ltr ffs. this is not fair lol...
EDIT: now you and a few days my buddy with his never ending stories, 45, said he's been slaying 30-35yos day and night after divorcing his wife few years ago (from tinder and other e-dating). Fucker has a great apartment with an amazing view, I can only imagine how these whores are imaging themselves laying on the terrace during summer lol, and that bastard is an obnoxious liar, when it comes to females, can tell anything to get them in bed, one has to see to believe what kind of talent (?) is that.
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Food for thought.
If guys will say anything and tell any bullshit lie to get lucky with a chick, what makes anyone here thing they are not going to the same lengths to bullshit you about all the pussy they are slaying?
Again it always comes back to the rule of 3.
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Damn right. I told him he's required to get degrading pics.
:D
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Food for thought.
If guys will say anything and tell any bullshit lie to get lucky with a chick, what makes anyone here thing they are not going to the same lengths to bullshit you about all the pussy they are slaying?
I see him pretty much every day, the last four or so times I saw him with a woman was each time with a different one. His smarpthone is full of nudes and perverted txts from these bitches, dude may be an exception/on his own level, but it starts to get on my nerves regardless. When I was fucking around, such thng as Tinder was not popular in my area yet (or did not exist, maybe three years ago, idk), and now this shit is just too easy...
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lol
I have a friend in his 40's who brags about banging married women all he time, and contrary to aj's friend, this guy is in bad shape and has a $hitty job.
When he finally showed me a picture of one of his conquests, it was a disgusting fat blob. :-\ What a surprise.
^^
One of the BEST, TIGHTEST, and CLEANEST pussies I ever had was a "Thick" girl I ended up with when I drank a little
out in my 20's when in the military...
Pretty face, but she really needed to work out!
P.S. She made me breakfast too, excellent omelette!!
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I'm turning 31 soon and I'm pulling 18/19/20 yr olds mostly off tinder because I've not been drinking as much lately. Also, it's so convenient swiping from the comfort of your living room/gym. I have about a 70-80% first night turnover success rate. I have dated at least 50-60 women off tinder, usually only meeting once but if she's very nice I might meet her a few more times. Am juggling 3 women right now, like to keep it at 3-4 because usually 1 or 2 start to notice you're only fooling around and not serious. So you need to have another 1 or 2 as backup. Then you start working on another 2-3 more casually on Tinder and slowly reel them in so they're ready to replace the others when their time comes too. Then the cycle continues...I'm meeting a new Spanish girl today, she's 24 so a little old for me but what the hell! ;D
edit: I ain't getting married for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOONG time...if ever the way things are going. Marriage is an arrangement which favours the female
Do you tell them your real age?
How does the start of the date go?
How do you actually get them into bed?
Just directly ask them "do you want some dick?" when they come over?
I feel your are an exception, not a real world average guy example. Your rich, (you dose extremely high gh), you are built better than 99 percent of population, etc.
I dont think perma bulker bill is gonna get the amount, and type of pussy you get. So married guys and regular dudes, dont let this shit fool you. I sometimes fall into the depression mode when i hear stories like this, but i honestly think if u were not constantly getting strange in the real world, then ur probably not getting strange often using tindr either
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Just stop! >:( I have a gf and Tinder appeared just after I began ltr ffs. this is not fair lol...
EDIT: now you and a few days my buddy with his never ending stories, 45, said he's been slaying 30-35yos day and night after divorcing his wife few years ago (from tinder and other e-dating). Fucker has a great apartment with an amazing view, I can only imagine how these whores are imaging themselves laying on the terrace during summer lol, and that bastard is an obnoxious liar, when it comes to females, can tell anything to get them in bed, one has to see to believe what kind of talent (?) is that.
Why did he divorce his wife? Does he have kids?
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Do you tell them your real age?
How does the start of the date go?
How do you actually get them into bed?
Just directly ask them "do you want some dick?" when they come over?
I feel your are an exception, not a real world average guy example. Your rich, (you dose extremely high gh), you are built better than 99 percent of population, etc.
I dont think perma bulker bill is gonna get the amount, and type of pussy you get. So married guys and regular dudes, dont let this shit fool you. I sometimes fall into the depression mode when i hear stories like this, but i honestly think if u were not constantly getting strange in the real world, then ur probably not getting strange often using tindr either
And most importantly, did he implement the rule of three?
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Do you tell them your real age?
How does the start of the date go?
How do you actually get them into bed?
Just directly ask them "do you want some dick?" when they come over?
I feel your are an exception, not a real world average guy example. Your rich, (you dose extremely high gh), you are built better than 99 percent of population, etc.
I dont think perma bulker bill is gonna get the amount, and type of pussy you get. So married guys and regular dudes, dont let this shit fool you. I sometimes fall into the depression mode when i hear stories like this, but i honestly think if u were not constantly getting strange in the real world, then ur probably not getting strange often using tindr either
You seem very conflicted on a daily basis, in the context of relationships, exercise, etc....
What's up?
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You seem very conflicted on a daily basis, in the context of relationships, exercise, etc....
What's up?
Early mid life crisis man, i dunno. Cant seem to find happiness i think
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Early mid life crisis man, i dunno. Cant seem to find happiness i think
Looks that way. Seems like you're thinking too much...but who knows?
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Looks that way. Seems like you're thinking too much...but who knows?
Thong Maniac doesn't, thus the "i dunno"-reply.
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I lost 2 opportunities this year cause the girls insisted in adding me on FB. When I finally add them they realized I have a gf (she usually comments my pics and vice versa) and stopped answering my calls lol.
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Thong Maniac doesn't, thus the "i dunno"-reply.
My buddy who was recently divorced, just did the whole crazy pussy train run. Got more girls in the last year than he probably did in the last 15. Now he's locked back up in a relationship because he really likes the girl.
Lots of grass is greener types here.....
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My buddy who was recently divorced, just did the whole crazy pussy train run. Got more girls in the last year than he probably did in the last 15. Now he's locked back up in a relationship because he really likes the girl.
Lots of grass is greener types here.....
Thing is, the women are running more dudes than the men are running women. And once they get into a relationship with a guy that they found on the site, and they break up, guess where she goes? Right back to the same place where she found the guy she was with. And many times the guy does the same thing. It's a trap. When you make things too easy, it becomes a commodity, and the quality of the people goes down. No real expectations on both sides. Oh, and everybody says that they are "too busy" to go looking on their own.
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My buddy who was recently divorced, just did the whole crazy pussy train run. Got more girls in the last year than he probably did in the last 15. Now he's locked back up in a relationship because he really likes the girl.
Lots of grass is greener types here.....
its easy to fuck loads of women
its almost impossible to find a keeper these
days
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^^
One of the BEST, TIGHTEST, and CLEANEST pussies I ever had was a "Thick" girl I ended up with when I drank a little
out in my 20's when in the military...
Pretty face, but she really needed to work out!
P.S. She made me breakfast too, excellent omelette!!
sounds good to me!
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its easy to fuck loads of women
its almost impossible to find a keeper these
days
I agree. It's funny here.
People say be single so you can fuck tons of women.
Then, people post examples of just that.
Then, people call bullshit and say the women must be ugly.
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Do you tell them your real age?
How does the start of the date go?
How do you actually get them into bed?
Just directly ask them "do you want some dick?" when they come over?
I feel your are an exception, not a real world average guy example. Your rich, (you dose extremely high gh), you are built better than 99 percent of population, etc.
I dont think perma bulker bill is gonna get the amount, and type of pussy you get. So married guys and regular dudes, dont let this shit fool you. I sometimes fall into the depression mode when i hear stories like this, but i honestly think if u were not constantly getting strange in the real world, then ur probably not getting strange often using tindr either
I will say this - you either have it or not. Simple as that... I got pussy easy when I was a skinny twink, I got even more when I became jacked, I'm now just athletic, because almost no gear, yet I have to stop myself not to get involved with a potential fuck. Idk how is that, but I've always had this unshakeable self convince that I can get pussay no matter what. It works.
Forget about "rich", "jacked", etc.. it's like people who are searching excuses for why they are poor (that guy was lucky, another has rich parents, this was at the right time in a right place), it's all bullshit. You either make it happen, or you don't. period. I know guys who are out of shape, pretty fukkin poor, just decent looking and still manage to get decent holes to fuck, not playboy models, of course, but there are plenty of men who would struggle to get even these...
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Why did he divorce his wife? Does he have kids?
He couldn't keep his dick in his pants, to say it shortly. "I got tired of fucking her after about six years. All downhill from there.." - in his own words. Dude has always been a pussy slayer and getting married for him was a mistake (I think at about 34 or so). One kid, poor bastard, but he takes very good care of him regardless.
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Just stop! >:( I have a gf and Tinder appeared just after I began ltr ffs. this is not fair lol...
EDIT: now you and a few days my buddy with his never ending stories, 45, said he's been slaying 30-35yos day and night after divorcing his wife few years ago (from tinder and other e-dating). Fucker has a great apartment with an amazing view, I can only imagine how these whores are imaging themselves laying on the terrace during summer lol, and that bastard is an obnoxious liar, when it comes to females, can tell anything to get them in bed, one has to see to believe what kind of talent (?) is that.
That is amazing that a guy approaching 50 can do that...it's possible if you stay in shape and have plenty of coin I guess. My uncle separated last year and was very depressed almost suicidal. My father gave him 30.000 euros to help him out...and won't ever get it back.
Today hes a different man has a steady gf 10 yrs younger And much hotter than his ex. He was meeting new ones every week off pof until Her...dating apps saved his life I guess
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That is amazing that a guy approaching 50 can do that...it's possible if you stay in shape and have plenty of coin I guess. My uncle separated last year and was very depressed almost suicidal. My father gave him 30.000 euros to help him out...and won't ever get it back.
Today hes a different man has a steady gf 10 yrs younger And much hotter than his ex. He was meeting new ones every week off pof until Her...dating apps saved his life I guess
Would you say that the 30.000 Euros helped or was it Tinder that helped?
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Would you say that the 30.000 Euros helped or was it Tinder that helped?
Lol the tinder and pof, the money was to pay off builders for work they did on the house the wife ended up keeping 😂😂
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Do you tell them your real age?
How does the start of the date go?
How do you actually get them into bed?
Just directly ask them "do you want some dick?" when they come over?
I feel your are an exception, not a real world average guy example. Your rich, (you dose extremely high gh), you are built better than 99 percent of population, etc.
I dont think perma bulker bill is gonna get the amount, and type of pussy you get. So married guys and regular dudes, dont let this shit fool you. I sometimes fall into the depression mode when i hear stories like this, but i honestly think if u were not constantly getting strange in the real world, then ur probably not getting strange often using tindr either
I have my real age as 26 right now, I only started to lie in the last year or so. Can only change your fb age a few times 😉. I tell them my real age during the first date. I held back with one Canadian girl who was supposedly 21/22 but when I admitted after Id boned her a few times I was 30 she also admitted she was 19...and actually a few times they seem to prefer the "30".
You've a lot of questions and im on my phone I'll give you more details tomorrow but I agree with you...you still gotta be sorta attractive to pull off tinder coz you're using pics at the end of the day.
I usually open with some sorta cheeky message like "hey big arse you must squat 😍" or even worse and most women respond quite ok but obviously it wouldn't work on a fatty 😂
If they will respond to that sorta cheek then you know they like your pics
My key to success is making them feel relaxed and not being creepy or acting like I'm out for any action during the ACTUAL date because they're dxpecting you to be a complete meat head and are surprised when you ain't
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Why did he divorce his wife? Does he have kids?
It's impossible to not get laid constantly on tinder. It's just a bunch of whores looking to hook up. You would have to be the ugliest fuck on earth to not get ass on there. Most of the women are not much to look at though.
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Another thing is, thong maniac, it doesn't always work out. A lot of women bail before they meet Ya. Just like this spanish bitch was supposed to meet me earlier and haven't heard back all evening...hoor!! How rude of her :P
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It's impossible to not get laid constantly on tinder. It's just a bunch of whores looking to hook up. You would have to be the ugliest fuck on earth to not get ass on there. Most of the women are not much to look at though.
Imo there's plenty of nice ones on it around Dublin anyway
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I lost 2 opportunities this year cause the girls insisted in adding me on FB. When I finally add them they realized I have a gf (she usually comments my pics and vice versa) and stopped answering my calls lol.
I don't add them on fb beforehand anymore because they obviously snoop around. Although I do try to find their profile through mutual friends or get her to send a few pics on Whatsapp...reason being ill never meet a girl unless I see pics that "aren't tinder pics" because once or twice they ended up being a few lbs more than they presented themselves as being on the app
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Thing is, the women are running more dudes than the men are running women. And once they get into a relationship with a guy that they found on the site, and they break up, guess where she goes? Right back to the same place where she found the guy she was with. And many times the guy does the same thing. It's a trap. When you make things too easy, it becomes a commodity, and the quality of the people goes down. No real expectations on both sides. Oh, and everybody says that they are "too busy" to go looking on their own.
Like many of your posts, there is so much reason and rational thought. Thank you.
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Another thing is, thong maniac, it doesn't always work out. A lot of women bail before they meet Ya. Just like this spanish bitch was supposed to meet me earlier and haven't heard back all evening...hoor!! How rude of her :P
Exactly. It's numbers game. I used to msg like 50 girls at once (wth the same line lol), then would get feedback from maybe 20 and get dates from like 8-10, fuck like 6 out of these. Was really easy to pull off. Could've fucked a lot more, but I'm very picky, if something sets me off I just can't think of sex with that girl, alwas have been like that.
Bitches generally are crazy. You can speak, all is going well, you almost set the time and place to meet and they doesn't reply anymore. Happens a lot.
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Exactly. It's numbers game. I used to msg like 50 girls at once (wth the same line lol), then would get feedback from maybe 20 and get dates from like 8-10, fuck like 6 out of these. Was really easy to pull off. Could've fucked a lot more, but I'm very picky, if something sets me off I just can't think of sex with that girl, alwas have been like that.
Bitches generally are crazy. You can speak, all is going well, you almost set the time and place to meet and they doesn't reply anymore. Happens a lot.
agreed. The few who are turned on by your dating profile pictures will meet you. Simple as that.
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Serious question if the players here are able to drop the alpha male act for a bit, do you not find the hooking up with random gets old very quickly? Every time I've done it I just feel empty, it makes me lose faith in humanity and women.(no homo)
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Serious question if the players here are able to drop the alpha male act for a bit, do you not find the hooking up with random gets old very quickly? Every time I've done it I just feel empty, it makes me lose faith in humanity and women.(no homo)
Homo.
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Serious question if the players here are able to drop the alpha male act for a bit, do you not find the hooking up with random gets old very quickly? Every time I've done it I just feel empty, it makes me lose faith in humanity and women.(no homo)
It does because before the hook up, you still gotta put in time chatting and texting and all that has me fed up already. Only other class of easy to fuck women would be on some place that is served just for that. But... They're not hot and still have tonnes of guys after them.
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Serious question if the players here are able to drop the alpha male act for a bit, do you not find the hooking up with random gets old very quickly? Every time I've done it I just feel empty, it makes me lose faith in humanity and women.(no homo)
That might be a little homo-
Pulling ass and owning females is in our genetic makeup-it never gets old.
When I was younger, I thought it was all a "phase"-
I wanted to look good, be a success and to basically have my way with females whenever I wanted.
I'm 45, and pull as much ass now as I did when I was in college, maybe more so...
It never ever gets old, as long as your body produces testosterone...
In fact, the older I get, I realize that guys that are in relationships (serious ones) have sold out to the vagine, and are basically emasculated.
And, every one of those poor slobs is jealous of me and my single friends.
Just an observation here, but after 25 plus years in the game, a very qualified one...
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Serious question if the players here are able to drop the alpha male act for a bit, do you not find the hooking up with random gets old very quickly? Every time I've done it I just feel empty, it makes me lose faith in humanity and women.(no homo)
It was lots of fun for me most of the time, mostly good memories/experiences. some fucked up shit, but what the hell..
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That might be a little homo-
Pulling ass and owning females is in our genetic makeup-it never gets old.
When I was younger, I thought it was all a "phase"-
I wanted to look good, be a success and to basically have my way with females whenever I wanted.
I'm 45, and pull as much ass now as I did when I was in college, maybe more so...
It never ever gets old, as long as your body produces testosterone...
In fact, the older I get, I realize that guys that are in relationships (serious ones) have sold out to the vagine, and are basically emasculated.
And, every one of those poor slobs is jealous of me and my single friends.
Just an observation here, but after 25 plus years in the game, a very qualified one...
That's what I'm talkin about.
I've just had an argument with my gf. Long story short: there's a big event comming that I want to attend, she wanted too. All good, we go out A LOT, together. The thing is - I realized that it's been a while that I went out alone with my buddies, and they are goint to that event too, all alone. My gf is great, gets along with all my friends, but fukk... I always hated these pussies who never showed anyhwere without their bitch and now I became one! She's pulling a "so I'm a bad company for you... okay.." card now, even tho' she understands very well what's going on. I'm not going to chase tail, just time with my buddies ffs, one nght, I don't drink/ my buddies mostly doesn't either. Now I try to imagine how it is when you get married...........geez, gimme back my money!
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That might be a little homo-
Pulling ass and owning females is in our genetic makeup-it never gets old.
When I was younger, I thought it was all a "phase"-
I wanted to look good, be a success and to basically have my way with females whenever I wanted.
I'm 45, and pull as much ass now as I did when I was in college, maybe more so...
It never ever gets old, as long as your body produces testosterone...
In fact, the older I get, I realize that guys that are in relationships (serious ones) have sold out to the vagine, and are basically emasculated.
And, every one of those poor slobs is jealous of me and my single friends.
Just an observation here, but after 25 plus years in the game, a very qualified one...
This post makes me seriously question ever getting married.
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This post makes me seriously question ever getting married.
Marry the right person and most of this bullshit doesn't happen.
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Marry the right person and most of this bullshit doesn't happen.
I guess most people when marrying think that it's a "right person" :-\
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Serious question if the players here are able to drop the alpha male act for a bit, do you not find the hooking up with random gets old very quickly? Every time I've done it I just feel empty, it makes me lose faith in humanity and women.(no homo)
Embrace the emptiness...
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That's what I'm talkin about.
I've just had an argument with my gf. Long story short: there's a big event comming that I want to attend, she wanted too. All good, we go out A LOT, together. The thing is - I realized that it's been a while that I went out alone with my buddies, and they are goint to that event too, all alone. My gf is great, gets along with all my friends, but fukk... I always hated these pussies who never showed anyhwere without their bitch and now I became one! She's pulling a "so I'm a bad company for you... okay.." card now, even tho' she understands very well what's going on. I'm not going to chase tail, just time with my buddies ffs, one nght, I don't drink/ my buddies mostly doesn't either. Now I try to imagine how it is when you get married...........geez, gimme back my money!
Being married would be that X 100!
Guys, the thing that I never see discussed on these boards when these types of posts come up is the following:
We must remember that, from a very young age, girls are programmed to believe that their main purpose in life is to be married, and that the most important day of their live is their wedding day. Anything short of this is failure. This, along with estrogen, is why they are such fucked up creatures.
They are programmed to lock down and own a guy, which goes against the core of what makes a man a man.
As a man, we are wired to do mainly one thing: reproduce ...
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This post makes me seriously question ever getting married.
Irish Dave,
I read your posts and you seem like a pretty rational guy, and your slayings of the opposite gender often make me smile-
I can tell you that the smartest decision I ever made was not to get married. When I was in my late 20's-early 30's, the pressure was on, because thats what your buddies are doing and thats when the females feel the clock ticking-
But, make it through those couple of years and you will see first hand what I witnessed...Almost everyone getting divorced, your mates all miserable, their wives blow up after spitting out a kid...This is not to mention the enormous financial obligation that goes with a divorce.
The funny thing is that my buddies would bust my balls and say" hey man, you have got to settle down; you dont want to be that creepy old guy at the bar"
The fucking joke is on them...they are all fat divorced slobs, with alimony and child support payments, stressed to the max working at fucktard careers because they can no longer afford to take chances financially.
(As a side note, as you get older and are single, you are more of a commodity!)
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Being married would be that X 100!
Guys, the thing that I never see discussed on these boards when these types of posts come up is the following:
We must remember that, from a very young age, girls are programmed to believe that their main purpose in life is to be married, and that the most important day of their live is their wedding day. Anything short of this is failure. This, along with estrogen, is why they are such fucked up creatures.
They are programmed to lock down and own a guy, which goes against the core of what makes a man a man.
As a man, we are wired to do mainly one thing: reproduce ...
Why didn't you post this under your "muscularny" handle? Phaggot.
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Why didn't you post this under your "muscularny" handle? Phaggot.
Im not sure what you mean mate-
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Irish Dave,
I read your posts and you seem like a pretty rational guy, and your slayings of the opposite gender often make me smile-
I can tell you that the smartest decision I ever made was not to get married. When I was in my late 20's-early 30's, the pressure was on, because thats what your buddies are doing and thats when the females feel the clock ticking-
But, make it through those couple of years and you will see first hand what I witnessed...Almost everyone getting divorced, your mates all miserable, their wives blow up after spitting out a kid...This is not to mention the enormous financial obligation that goes with a divorce.
The funny thing is that my buddies would bust my balls and say" hey man, you have got to settle down; you dont want to be that creepy old guy at the bar"
The fucking joke is on them...they are all fat divorced slobs, with alimony and child support payments, stressed to the max working at fucktard careers because they can no longer afford to take chances financially.
(As a side note, as you get older and are single, you are more of a commodity!)
I'm 30, and what I've witnessed already around seriously decreased any motivation for marriage for me. Life is cruel, pretty damn sad. I'm lucky that I've always felt very well being with just myself, if it turns out that way on the long run.
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Im not sure what you mean mate-
Try using different IP addresses. Asswipe.
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Try using different IP addresses. Asswipe.
Not sure what you are talking about-
That being said, fuck off
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Irish Dave,
I read your posts and you seem like a pretty rational guy, and your slayings of the opposite gender often make me smile-
I can tell you that the smartest decision I ever made was not to get married. When I was in my late 20's-early 30's, the pressure was on, because thats what your buddies are doing and thats when the females feel the clock ticking-
But, make it through those couple of years and you will see first hand what I witnessed...Almost everyone getting divorced, your mates all miserable, their wives blow up after spitting out a kid...This is not to mention the enormous financial obligation that goes with a divorce.
The funny thing is that my buddies would bust my balls and say" hey man, you have got to settle down; you dont want to be that creepy old guy at the bar"
The fucking joke is on them...they are all fat divorced slobs, with alimony and child support payments, stressed to the max working at fucktard careers because they can no longer afford to take chances financially.
(As a side note, as you get older and are single, you are more of a commodity!)
Awesome, awesome post. Your line of thinking is basically what I'm thinking right now. However I was in a bit of a "panic" there for a while.
It's funny you mention this "pressure" because I initially started to feel it in the last 2 years. Nobody has ever said to me "it's time to settle down for you" or anything but most of my friends have serious GFs. I've gone through 5-6 good friends and some more people I'd consider acquaintances (all around my age) getting hitched in that time period. My best friend is getting married in 3 weeks as well.
Then, one night, I mentioned it to a friend who is mid 30's. This same guy is tall and jacked (not many of my friends actually are) and he turned to me and said "when you lift like we do, you stay in shape for longer and are more appealling, you don't age like the others and you will last longer, fuck the panic man you're good for yeeeeaaaars more!"
As far as I'm concerned, everything he said is what I believe but I sort of need to hear it from guys who are in my "own league". We don't have to panic like the average Joe. I have a few quid as well which doesn't hurt.
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Awesome, awesome post. Your line of thinking is basically what I'm thinking right now. However I was in a bit of a "panic" there for a while.
It's funny you mention this "pressure" because I initially started to feel it in the last 2 years. Nobody has ever said to me "it's time to settle down for you" or anything but most of my friends have serious GFs. I've gone through 5-6 good friends and some more people I'd consider acquaintances (all around my age) getting hitched in that time period. My best friend is getting married in 3 weeks as well.
Then, one night, I mentioned it to a friend who is mid 30's. This same guy is tall and jacked (not many of my friends actually are) and he turned to me and said "when you lift like we do, you stay in shape for longer and are more appealling, you don't age like the others and you will last longer, fuck the panic man you're good for yeeeeaaaars more!"
As far as I'm concerned, everything he said is what I believe but I sort of need to hear it from guys who are in my "own league". We don't have to panic like the average Joe. I have a few quid as well which doesn't hurt.
Just wait until you are in your 50's trying to find somebody else your age that's in shape. I am holding onto Walter White with two hands (no homo).
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Just wait until you are in your 50's trying to find somebody else your age that's in shape. I am holding onto Walter White with two hands (no homo).
VERY TRUE....
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That is awesome-
I didnt want to delve into the fact that if you are the least bit liquid, you will pull ass until you are on your deathbed.
About three years ago, my best buddy got married. He was in the process of divorce less than 6 months later, after dating this girl for about 18 months.
She was a solid 9, 13 years his junior, and her 'rents were loaded. It all looked perfect from the outside.
When he told me he was getting a divorce, I said "hey man, you are a smart fella-you managed to stay single into your early 40's, and you became convinced you found THE ONE...what happened?"
In so many words, he explained to me that after it was legal, her attitude immediately changed and she basically tried to own him, thinking that he didnt have the balls to toss her. Well he did, and its costing him now.
He did manage to sprinkle some words of wisdom to me which I will never forget for the rest of my life.
He told me what his father said to him after he found out that his son (my buddy) was getting divorced -
It went something like this:
Son, throughout your life, people have offered you advice; me, your coaches in school, your mentors in business, our priest...
Think about all the wonderful words of wisdom and encouragement you have rec'd...Now think about this...
When is the last time a friend, or any successful male aquaintance,with your best interest at heart, regardless of his age, came up, put his arm around your shoulder and said" you have to get married...it's the smartest thing I have ever done"...
Let that sink in a minute!
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That is awesome-
I didnt want to delve into the fact that if you are the least bit liquid, you will pull ass until you are on your deathbed.
About three years ago, my best buddy got married. He was in the process of divorce less than 6 months later, after dating this girl for about 18 months.
She was a solid 9, 13 years his junior, and her 'rents were loaded. It all looked perfect from the outside.
When he told me he was getting a divorce, I said "hey man, you are a smart fella-you managed to stay single into your early 40's, and you became convinced you found THE ONE...what happened?"
In so many words, he explained to me that after it was legal, her attitude immediately changed and she basically tried to own him, thinking that he didnt have the balls to toss her. Well he did, and its costing him now.
He did manage to sprinkle some words of wisdom to me which I will never forget for the rest of my life.
He told me what his father said to him after he found out that his son (my buddy) was getting divorced -
It went something like this:
Son, throughout your life, people have offered you advice; me, your coaches in school, your mentors in business, our priest...
Think about all the wonderful words of wisdom and encouragement you have rec'd...Now think about this...
When is the last time a friend, or any successful male aquaintance,with your best interest at heart, regardless of his age, came up, put his arm around your shoulder and said" you have to get married...it's the smartest thing I have ever done"...
Let that sink in a minute!
LAST FEW LINES 'PRIMO'
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Just wait until you are in your 50's trying to find somebody else your age that's in shape. I am holding onto Walter White with two hands (no homo).
Thats not how it works-
When you are in your 50' s you will be banging 30 year olds-
AJ, I know its rough up there in Boston, but the rest of the country is not 20 lbs overweight and pale like the slob girls in Boston-
I lived there 8 years, so I know what you have there-
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mickey rourke did a nice job designing the perfect real doll...
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mickey rourke did a nice job designing the perfect real doll...
imagine seeing her face suck your dick all the way down :o
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AJ, I know its rough up there in Boston, but the rest of the country is not 20 lbs overweight and pale like the slob girls in Boston-
I lived there 8 years, so I know what you have there-
Ok, that was awesome.
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Irish Dave,
I read your posts and you seem like a pretty rational guy, and your slayings of the opposite gender often make me smile-
I can tell you that the smartest decision I ever made was not to get married. When I was in my late 20's-early 30's, the pressure was on, because thats what your buddies are doing and thats when the females feel the clock ticking-
But, make it through those couple of years and you will see first hand what I witnessed...Almost everyone getting divorced, your mates all miserable, their wives blow up after spitting out a kid...This is not to mention the enormous financial obligation that goes with a divorce.
The funny thing is that my buddies would bust my balls and say" hey man, you have got to settle down; you dont want to be that creepy old guy at the bar"
The fucking joke is on them...they are all fat divorced slobs, with alimony and child support payments, stressed to the max working at fucktard careers because they can no longer afford to take chances financially.
(As a side note, as you get older and are single, you are more of a commodity!)
Spot on. I gave in to the pressure and got married young at 25, realized it was a huge mistake. Divorced in 6 months. No kids, thank god. Never again, there's no point. The idea there is a single right person for everyone is complete bullshit, and a fantasy. So many people see their friends getting married so they rush into it as well and end up with the complete wrong person, have a kid or two, then end up trapped and miserable, or divorced and paying out the ass for it because of the kids.
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I see alot of 50 yr old guys at my gym still chasing that dream of greatness, and i never see any getting an ounce of female attention from 30 yr old women. This is a huge mega corporate gym too. Are you guys serious, or is this getbig beta delusion of peace?
Unless you are a famous, have a load of fucking cash, and can find the douchey women who find the sports car and geared up look appealing on an older man, i dont really think this fantasy you guys have is achievable. Maybe im wrong and shit i hope i am, but for the one guy who has charm, unlimited gh funds, 6'2 frame, no kids, nice place with lots of dough...there are another 1000 beta chumps wanting a decently attractive female to fuck who will have NO luck and will be lonely as shit and miserable.
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I see alot of 50 yr old guys at my gym still chasing that dream of greatness, and i never see any getting an ounce of female attention from 30 yr old women. This is a huge mega corporate gym too. Are you guys serious, or is this getbig beta delusion of peace?
Unless you are a famous, have a load of fucking cash, and can find the douchey women who find the sports car and geared up look appealing on an older man, i dont really think this fantasy you guys have is achievable. Maybe im wrong and shit i hope i am, but for the one guy who has charm, unlimited gh funds, 6'2 frame, no kids, nice place with lots of dough...there are another 1000 beta chumps wanting a decently attractive female to fuck who will have NO luck and will be lonely as shit and miserable.
What do you think is supposed to occur - these girls are bending over and getting sodomized in the gym? Of course not.
Social media apps, etc are making this reality. It's happening.
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The overwhelming majority of successful men in business, politics, the professions, etc. are married (sometimes multiple times) with kids. You can either follow their lead or take the advice of the faceles idiots who post on GB and tell you how great life is like at 50 trying to act like your less than half that age. You think some serious-minded dude that has a wife and a.bunch of kids, and the responsibility that comes with that, is going to want to do business with some jerkoff who is talking about how many chicks he's getting through Tinder. Once you reach a certain age priorities change, which is how it should be.
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I know a lot of these guys that are fuckin miserable. Have affairs, or wife does. Annoyed all the time by nagging wife and kids. Won't get divorced because it's too costly financially. Just because someone is single and older does not mean they act half their age either, in fact the majority of people I know that are successful are single, and some of the biggest scumbags are married, well they call it that.
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There are success stories on each side of the coin. People are always going to cite the examples they're surrounded with and draw conclusions.
The issue is that people here speak in terms of the absolute as if there is one right or wrong way.
There isn't. It's all subjective.
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FRIEND UPDATE
He was not impressed with either that he's seen. His words: "meh, is not good enough". I told him to take art appreciation classes in Boston and leave Match and Tinder alone.
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Just wait until you are in your 50's trying to find somebody else your age that's in shape. I am holding onto Walter White with two hands (no homo).
;D :-*
I have no idea why I have not had much of a problem (not easy having your divorce become final the same week you turn 50). I had a good sampling of 20's and 30's and concluded it was best to find someone in shape with no kids, a great job and to avoid gym psychos.
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Awesome, awesome post. Your line of thinking is basically what I'm thinking right now. However I was in a bit of a "panic" there for a while.
It's funny you mention this "pressure" because I initially started to feel it in the last 2 years. Nobody has ever said to me "it's time to settle down for you" or anything but most of my friends have serious GFs. I've gone through 5-6 good friends and some more people I'd consider acquaintances (all around my age) getting hitched in that time period. My best friend is getting married in 3 weeks as well.
Then, one night, I mentioned it to a friend who is mid 30's. This same guy is tall and jacked (not many of my friends actually are) and he turned to me and said "when you lift like we do, you stay in shape for longer and are more appealling, you don't age like the others and you will last longer, fuck the panic man you're good for yeeeeaaaars more!"
As far as I'm concerned, everything he said is what I believe but I sort of need to hear it from guys who are in my "own league". We don't have to panic like the average Joe. I have a few quid as well which doesn't hurt.
That happened to me a few years ago. Two of three my close friends already divorced. Now they are constantly telling me not to go that way and what a lucky man I am for not having to pay alimony and have all these issues. Tho' I wouldn't say I ever had any anxiety regarding that, I actually never really cared, I care even less now, maybe I'm crazy or some shit, but if anything bothers me least is whether I will create a family or die alone, no fear, no nothing. I'm just baffled of how different life is irl when you start to see it for what it is. No wonder many people turn to drugs and alcohol.
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Son, throughout your life, people have offered you advice; me, your coaches in school, your mentors in business, our priest...
Think about all the wonderful words of wisdom and encouragement you have rec'd...Now think about this...
When is the last time a friend, or any successful male aquaintance,with your best interest at heart, regardless of his age, came up, put his arm around your shoulder and said" you have to get married...it's the smartest thing I have ever done"...
Let that sink in a minute!
Fukkin gold lol
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Hindu Stuffings?
Nope, Dindu Nuffings
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I see alot of 50 yr old guys at my gym still chasing that dream of greatness, and i never see any getting an ounce of female attention from 30 yr old women. This is a huge mega corporate gym too. Are you guys serious, or is this getbig beta delusion of peace?
Unless you are a famous, have a load of fucking cash, and can find the douchey women who find the sports car and geared up look appealing on an older man, i dont really think this fantasy you guys have is achievable. Maybe im wrong and shit i hope i am, but for the one guy who has charm, unlimited gh funds, 6'2 frame, no kids, nice place with lots of dough...there are another 1000 beta chumps wanting a decently attractive female to fuck who will have NO luck and will be lonely as shit and miserable.
That's how life works.. it's a big surprise, for some it's a nice one, for some... not so. I'm 6'1 and I know that merely that can get me pussy, and there are lots of short guys who may be awesome people (not egocentric narissitic bodybuilder like I am) but they won't get a second look.
There's my good friend of 53yo, my first trainer, he gets 35yos without ANY issues. But there are reasons too - he has a very good face, just attractive fella, and has stayed in a very good shape. No money, nothing fancy, just well educated and good looking older fella.
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The overwhelming majority of successful men in business, politics, the professions, etc. are married (sometimes multiple times) with kids. You can either follow their lead or take the advice of the faceles idiots who post on GB and tell you how great life is like at 50 trying to act like your less than half that age. You think some serious-minded dude that has a wife and a.bunch of kids, and the responsibility that comes with that, is going to want to do business with some jerkoff who is talking about how many chicks he's getting through Tinder. Once you reach a certain age priorities change, which is how it should be.
You can be 50, single and act your age. just enjoying yourself, doing some traveling, having a good company of other intelligent people and fucking younger chicks, because a well rounded older man is attractive to many females for various reasons.
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;D :-*
I have no idea why I have not had much of a problem (not easy having your divorce become final the same week you turn 50). I had a good sampling of 20's and 30's and concluded it was best to find someone in shape with no kids, a great job and to avoid gym psychos.
An intelligent career woman doing her own shit would be perfect in that case.
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An intelligent career woman doing her own shit would be perfect in that case.
It really is and I always recommend young guys look for intelligent, well educated women who seem to be underrated. I don't envy guys looking on dating sites and in bars..that could be due to my age. :-\
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I see alot of 50 yr old guys at my gym still chasing that dream of greatness, and i never see any getting an ounce of female attention from 30 yr old women. This is a huge mega corporate gym too. Are you guys serious, or is this getbig beta delusion of peace?
Unless you are a famous, have a load of fucking cash, and can find the douchey women who find the sports car and geared up look appealing on an older man, i dont really think this fantasy you guys have is achievable. Maybe im wrong and shit i hope i am, but for the one guy who has charm, unlimited gh funds, 6'2 frame, no kids, nice place with lots of dough...there are another 1000 beta chumps wanting a decently attractive female to fuck who will have NO luck and will be lonely as shit and miserable.
Hey mate-
I'm not qualified to speak with authority about too many things, but this is one of them-
I've been at this for a while, and know how it works-
As a single guy, never married with no kids, you are a fucking commodity...
There is no such thing as being "lonely"...
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Credit Cswol for creating a great anthology, but not for successfully contributing to it.
Shizzo's preferred directorial collaborator when reworking his tales for TV (as well as for theatrical junk like Sleepwalking with a Bottle and Ride the Bullet), Cswol is an unabashed champion of the ice machine-genre who nonetheless wouldn't know how to stage something scary even if it crept up behind him and stabbed him in the back, and Cswol (based on his own short story) finds him in typical fright-free form.
Cswol earns a living concocting artificial soapy studs for the G4P-industry, yet despite his own incredibly heightened senses, the recent divorcee and frustrated dieter finds himself stuck in a bland bachelor's life until he begins undergoing out-of-body experiences in which he can see (as well as smell, touch, and taste) through the eyes of a mysterious blond beauty (Booty) with a fondness for gourmet Cswol.
“It felt like growing up,” is how the lonely Cswol excitedly describes these unpredictable paranormal events.
However, after enjoying, from the female perspective, the pleasures of shower head-aided masturbation and missionary sex with a hulking soapy stud (the latter of which hilariously occurs while Cswol's frightened kid watches his dad uncontrollably writhe and groan on a bed), the incidents quickly begin to resemble transsexual virtual reality episodes.
His growing “love” for the woman whose body he periodically inhabits a reflection of his latent desire to embrace his more feminine carnal impulses, Cswol seems to be a prime candidate for serious gender identity issues.
Cswol's flat, made-for-G4P aesthetic, unfortunately, drags his protagonist's mental and emotional upheaval into a realm of uncomplicated insipidness, just as his narrative misguidedly ignores the ripe possibilities for probing the underlying anarchic confusion such a situation might produce.
Whereas the psychosexual story craves some Navy_Mike luridness or Goodrum grotesqueries, Cswol instead plows toward its deflating murder-tinged finale without any hint of suspenseful sensual perversity.
Though to be sure, the brief sight of Shizzo's novel Desperation in a Bottle, soon to be a (likely crummy) Cswol-helmed ABC miniseries in 2006, does generate a modest amount of anticipatory dread.
Basile's films all address the varying levels of unease intrinsic in the way we look at the world. His hilariously grotesque G4P-entry Basile essays the idea that what we see is not always what is there—that veil of uncertainty, discomfort, and denial that shrouds the director's best films, most memorably in Deep Red in Ass and Tenebre.
On the surface, Basile plays out as a rather rudimentary men-are-dogs provocation, but Basile interestingly sees the very graphic sex between a police officer and the hideously deformed woman he saves one day as an offshoot of the empathy that often develops between victims and their saviors. Basile's work in the States brings out his more gothic sensibilities (for him, Poe was our founding father) and Basile's auteurist stamp is most visibly felt in its frills and flourishes: the Claudio Simonetti score (part Goblin lullaby, part Bernard Hermann melodramatic ambience), the scary cat, and the lonely overhead from a second-floor window.
It's obvious Basile is not from our neck of the woods (Basile's setting is not an actual place so much as it is a dislocation, more like a Flotsam and Jetsam-feel), but whatever alienation he may feel shooting films and directing actors in the United States gives films like Anal Trauma, The Black Dong, and now Basile an interestingly perverse flavor.
Basile may be lazily and hurriedly devoted to conveying how Basile—of a gene-splice between Laura Dern and Larry Cohen's It's Alive baby—will be passed like a baton to the next schmuck who comes to her rescue, but his latest experiment in terror is as grotesque as it is jaw-on-the-floor funny.
Characters have absolutely no qualms talking about the hideous Basile as if she weren't in the room, most amusingly when a fat psych ward orderly says, “How'd they get that head on that body?”
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It really is and I always recommend young guys look for intelligent, well educated women who seem to be underrated. I don't envy guys looking on dating sites and in bars..that could be due to my age. :-\
datingsites are fun once in a while when ypu actually get to score.....thats it if you are not irish dave cause then its fun all the time
I hate him
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mickey rourke did a nice job designing the perfect real doll...
You call that a real doll? She's got no ass, no tits, no legs... what exactly does that woman have that can be considered "sexy"?