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Title: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: Set It Up on December 02, 2015, 11:14:03 AM

I own this baby, the Gentlemans Ball Scratcher. Looks pretty, but hard to shove down the pants to scratch. Prefer the finger smell scratch method  :-X

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 02, 2015, 11:50:04 AM

Lol, I prefer to do it the old fashioned way and hire an Asian hooker to do it for me.

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: gym**rat on December 02, 2015, 11:52:06 AM

You should put that thing in the freezer for about an hour then scratch your balls with it.

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 02, 2015, 11:56:05 AM

Hilarious thread.....10 posts at least.

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: liberty on December 02, 2015, 11:58:30 AM

15

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 02, 2015, 12:02:38 PM

Can anyone keep a straight face if Sean Connery said "YESHH I SCRATCH MY BALLSHH"  :D :D

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: Nails on December 02, 2015, 12:33:18 PM

now that's a guy that scratches his balls with class and style

i use a cheap bed bath and beyond scratcher


Also comes in handy when serving spaghetti 
 




(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/618dLvwQABL._SX522_.jpg)

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: njflex on December 02, 2015, 12:35:28 PM

Quote from: Nails on December 02, 2015, 12:33:18 PM

now that's a guy that scratches his balls with class and style

i use a cheap bed bath and beyond scratcher


Also comes in handy when serving spaghetti 
 




(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/618dLvwQABL._SX522_.jpg)

IMAGINE HOOKING ONE OF YOUR PLUMS WITH THAT OUCH...

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: funk51 on December 02, 2015, 01:07:38 PM

here's your salesman, he has experience... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: robcguns on December 02, 2015, 01:13:07 PM

Hahahaha that is fucking hilarious

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 02, 2015, 08:06:18 PM

I like scratching my perineum(just below the balls)and then sniffing it.

Best smell ever and smells like that even shortly after a shower.

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: Yamcha on December 03, 2015, 05:20:52 AM

Quote from: Rusty Trombone on December 02, 2015, 08:06:18 PM

I like scratching my perineum(just below the balls)and then sniffing it.

Best smell ever and smells like that even shortly after a shower.

x2

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: WannaBePro on December 03, 2015, 06:52:52 AM

Quote from: Rusty Trombone on December 02, 2015, 08:06:18 PM

I like scratching my perineum(just below the balls)and then sniffing it.

Best smell ever and smells like that even shortly after a shower.

X3

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: njflex on December 03, 2015, 08:09:27 AM

Quote from: WannaBePro on December 03, 2015, 06:52:52 AM

X3

x4

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: falco on December 03, 2015, 08:11:19 AM

Scratchers of peace.

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: Fortress on December 03, 2015, 08:15:03 AM

This thread is quality.

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 03, 2015, 08:20:44 AM

Quote from: Rusty Trombone on December 02, 2015, 08:06:18 PM

I like scratching my perineum(just below the balls)and then sniffing it.

Best smell ever and smells like that even shortly after a shower.

^^
Ever tried an antibacterial soap???

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: TheGrinch on December 03, 2015, 08:32:42 AM

People who bought that also purchased:   :o


http://www.amazon.com/Images-You-Should-Not-Masturbate/dp/0399536493

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41yoNhXCD-L._SX384_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: robcguns on December 03, 2015, 09:27:54 AM

Quote from: Rusty Trombone on December 02, 2015, 08:06:18 PM

I like scratching my perineum(just below the balls)and then sniffing it.

Best smell ever and smells like that even shortly after a shower.

Bunch of sick fucks in here haha

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 03, 2015, 11:07:26 AM

Quote from: robcguns on December 03, 2015, 09:27:54 AM

Bunch of sick fucks in here haha

^^
I'm trying to CORRECT them...

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: Set It Up on December 03, 2015, 11:41:05 AM

Quote from: B_B_C on December 03, 2015, 11:38:37 AM

sorry to read that you have to settle for the xxS size

white man problems  :( :( :'(

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: Set It Up on December 03, 2015, 02:10:58 PM

Quote from: B_B_C on December 03, 2015, 02:10:22 PM

I must be the exception

so you are the xxxxxxs exception

me sad for you  :(

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: Lustral on December 03, 2015, 02:47:28 PM

Quote from: B_B_C on December 03, 2015, 11:38:37 AM

sorry to read that you have to settle for the xxS size

You do know this is a bodybuilding forum? A teaspoon would cup most peoples' balls here.

Title: Re: Ball Scratcher Review
Post by: B_B_C on December 04, 2015, 03:32:10 PM

Quote from: Lustral on December 03, 2015, 02:47:28 PM

You do know this is a bodybuilding forum? A teaspoon would cup most peoples' balls here.

with a corresponding amount of honesty