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Title: Share some good jokes
Post by: muscularny on December 09, 2015, 07:17:18 PM
write em, link to a video, a cartoon etc

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Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 09, 2015, 07:38:16 PM
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: muscularny on December 09, 2015, 09:38:33 PM
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Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: ritch on December 09, 2015, 11:22:12 PM


I saw the DVD those guys put out, very funny shit!

Here's a good joke.

Q:What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: "what are you shaking for, she's gonna eat me!"
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: 240 is Back on December 09, 2015, 11:24:02 PM
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Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 10, 2015, 05:30:41 AM
I saw the DVD those guys put out, very funny shit!

Here's a good joke.

Q:What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: "what are you shaking for, she's gonna eat me!"


I have a couple.

Q; Why does Santa love Xmas so Much?
A: Because he knows where all the bad girls live

Q:What do you get when you cross a gay guy and a dinosaur?
A: Megasaurass

Q: Why do they call frenchmen Pepsi's
A: Because they are empty from the neck up

Finally

Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: Yamcha on December 10, 2015, 05:35:38 AM
What is the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: falco on December 10, 2015, 05:45:34 AM
Tbombz.
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: el numero uno on December 10, 2015, 05:51:20 AM
When Vince Goodrum was born the Dr said to the nurse, "Throw him out of the window, if it flies it's a bat".
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 10, 2015, 06:24:49 AM
Wasn't Bush the Pres at the time?

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Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 10, 2015, 06:28:11 AM
Q: why do black people keep chickens in their backyard?
A: to teach their kids how to walk

Q: whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
A: Acne does not come on your face until after you are 13
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: Dave D on December 10, 2015, 07:03:38 AM
This is kinda funny.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=587959.0
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: TheShape. on December 10, 2015, 07:09:53 AM
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: bigmikecox on December 10, 2015, 07:14:37 AM
Some funny shit on here!
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 10, 2015, 07:30:07 AM
Some funny shit on here!

Hey Mike you know Fat Chicks are much like Mopeds...Fun to ride until your friends catch you on one
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: bigmikecox on December 10, 2015, 07:32:51 AM
Hey Mike you know Fat Chicks are much like Mopeds...Fun to ride until your friends catch you on one

LMFAO!!!!!!  That is good.......and true
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: funk51 on December 10, 2015, 07:57:12 AM
a new teacher starts to call roll the first day of school, first kid says bill smith, second one says sally johnson,,,,and so on till she gets to one boy... he says his name is jack fuckinghour.... taken aback the new teacher goes into the principal and asks do we have a fuckinghour in this school????...... he replies no we only have a coffee break... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 10, 2015, 07:59:00 AM
Big Mike Cox's Girlfriend "Mike, does this dress make me look fat"?

Mike "Not fat enough"
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: threetrees on December 10, 2015, 08:03:20 AM
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Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 10, 2015, 08:06:31 AM
What's with the Pedo jokes?  Pellius will be upset
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: Tedim on December 10, 2015, 08:47:57 AM
When is the only acceptable time to spit in an Arab woman's face?






























When her mustache is on fire.
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: bigmikecox on December 10, 2015, 09:31:53 AM
Big Mike Cox's Girlfriend "Mike, does this dress make me look fat"?

Mike "Not fat enough"

bwahahahahaha!!!! LMAO!!!!  That's good!
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: bigmikecox on December 10, 2015, 09:33:32 AM
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WOW!!!!  LOL...you dont want to laugh but....LOL
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on December 10, 2015, 09:35:15 AM
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That last one is beyond brutal. I feel really, really bad that I laughed at that one.
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: The Ugly on December 10, 2015, 09:48:12 AM
What's with the Pedo jokes?  Pellius will be upset

Dude asks this girl if she wants to fuck. She says, "Hell no, you're a pedophile."

"Pedophile?" he replies. "Ha! Pretty big word for a second grader."
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: Yamcha on December 10, 2015, 10:40:02 AM
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?


Depends on how hard you throw them.
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: muscularny on December 10, 2015, 10:47:19 AM
I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in.
She said, "You can't do this to me!"
I said, "I know... that's why I'm doing it to her."

Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: The Ugly on December 10, 2015, 10:53:56 AM
Patient's waiting in the examination room, when the doctor walks in.

"Sir, I'm afraid you need to stop masturbating," she says.

"Why, what is it, what's the problem?"

"Because I need to examine you," she says.
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: Tedim on December 11, 2015, 07:41:13 AM
What do you do when you see a negro with only half his head....































stop laughing and reload
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: Waller on December 11, 2015, 07:52:37 AM
Q: whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
A: Acne does not come on your face until after you are 13

When is Michael Jackson's bedtime?
When the big hand is on the little hand.

Why does Michael Jackson smear cheese on his knob?
Cause kids will do anything for Dairylea.
Title: Re: Share some good jokes
Post by: Thin Lizzy on December 11, 2015, 08:38:54 AM
Here's one I can vouch for:

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk!