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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: muscularny on December 09, 2015, 07:17:18 PM
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write em, link to a video, a cartoon etc
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I saw the DVD those guys put out, very funny shit!
Here's a good joke.
Q:What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: "what are you shaking for, she's gonna eat me!"
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I saw the DVD those guys put out, very funny shit!
Here's a good joke.
Q:What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: "what are you shaking for, she's gonna eat me!"
I have a couple.
Q; Why does Santa love Xmas so Much?
A: Because he knows where all the bad girls live
Q:What do you get when you cross a gay guy and a dinosaur?
A: Megasaurass
Q: Why do they call frenchmen Pepsi's
A: Because they are empty from the neck up
Finally
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What is the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds?
There's 20 of them.
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Tbombz.
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When Vince Goodrum was born the Dr said to the nurse, "Throw him out of the window, if it flies it's a bat".
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Wasn't Bush the Pres at the time?
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Q: why do black people keep chickens in their backyard?
A: to teach their kids how to walk
Q: whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
A: Acne does not come on your face until after you are 13
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This is kinda funny.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=587959.0
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Some funny shit on here!
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Some funny shit on here!
Hey Mike you know Fat Chicks are much like Mopeds...Fun to ride until your friends catch you on one
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Hey Mike you know Fat Chicks are much like Mopeds...Fun to ride until your friends catch you on one
LMFAO!!!!!! That is good.......and true
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a new teacher starts to call roll the first day of school, first kid says bill smith, second one says sally johnson,,,,and so on till she gets to one boy... he says his name is jack fuckinghour.... taken aback the new teacher goes into the principal and asks do we have a fuckinghour in this school????...... he replies no we only have a coffee break... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Big Mike Cox's Girlfriend "Mike, does this dress make me look fat"?
Mike "Not fat enough"
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What's with the Pedo jokes? Pellius will be upset
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When is the only acceptable time to spit in an Arab woman's face?
When her mustache is on fire.
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Big Mike Cox's Girlfriend "Mike, does this dress make me look fat"?
Mike "Not fat enough"
bwahahahahaha!!!! LMAO!!!! That's good!
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WOW!!!! LOL...you dont want to laugh but....LOL
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That last one is beyond brutal. I feel really, really bad that I laughed at that one.
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What's with the Pedo jokes? Pellius will be upset
Dude asks this girl if she wants to fuck. She says, "Hell no, you're a pedophile."
"Pedophile?" he replies. "Ha! Pretty big word for a second grader."
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in.
She said, "You can't do this to me!"
I said, "I know... that's why I'm doing it to her."
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Patient's waiting in the examination room, when the doctor walks in.
"Sir, I'm afraid you need to stop masturbating," she says.
"Why, what is it, what's the problem?"
"Because I need to examine you," she says.
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What do you do when you see a negro with only half his head....
stop laughing and reload
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Q: whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
A: Acne does not come on your face until after you are 13
When is Michael Jackson's bedtime?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
Why does Michael Jackson smear cheese on his knob?
Cause kids will do anything for Dairylea.
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Here's one I can vouch for:
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk!