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Title: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 13, 2015, 06:56:45 PM
You gotta be kidding me. My Umoro Shaker that I recently bought is already falling apart. I'm very careful with it and each day after I use it once in the morning , it stays in my car's cup holder. Then, before bed, I wash it out, hand dry the top, refill it, and put it in my fridge.
Tonight I just noticed the white ring on the bottom of the shaker has come off.
I spend 30 bucks on this thing and it already has fallen apart??? I've had regular shakers for years and nothing has fallen apart on them!
I will be contacting them tomorrow as soon as they open.
I assume a replacement will be sent to me.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: SF1900 on December 13, 2015, 07:00:09 PM
I told you that you were spending all that money for no reason.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Princess L on December 13, 2015, 07:00:58 PM
You gotta be kidding me. My Umoro Shaker that I recently bought is already falling apart. I'm very careful with it and each day after I use it once in the morning , it stays in my car's cup holder. Then, before bed, I wash it out, hand dry the top, refill it, and put it in my fridge.
Tonight I just noticed the white ring on the bottom of the shaker has come off.
I spend 30 bucks on this thing and it already has fallen apart??? I've had regular shakers for years and nothing has fallen apart on them!
I will be contacting them tomorrow as soon as they open.
I assume a replacement will be sent to me.

Made in China?
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 13, 2015, 07:03:06 PM
Made in China?
yes
I told you that you were spending all that money for no reason.
i love the shaker but for 30 bucks and advertised as heavy duty I would not expect this
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: HTexan on December 13, 2015, 07:55:45 PM
You gotta be kidding me. My Umoro Shaker that I recently bought is already falling apart. I'm very careful with it and each day after I use it once in the morning , it stays in my car's cup holder. Then, before bed, I wash it out, hand dry the top, refill it, and put it in my fridge.
Tonight I just noticed the white ring on the bottom of the shaker has come off.
I spend 30 bucks on this thing and it already has fallen apart??? I've had regular shakers for years and nothing has fallen apart on them!
I will be contacting them tomorrow as soon as they open.
I assume a replacement will be sent to me.
Keep assuming.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Lustral on December 13, 2015, 08:04:40 PM
Keep assuming.

Quite often if you bitch to a company (here at least) they will send you a shitload of stuff free. I have done it to large supermarkets and producers, same result. Telecom companies - no reply or "it is with customer service".
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: chaos on December 13, 2015, 08:23:31 PM
Gene, stick with the free disposables that ship free with protein! !
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: HTexan on December 13, 2015, 09:05:07 PM
Quite often if you bitch to a company (here at least) they will send you a shitload of stuff free. I have done it to large supermarkets and producers, same result. Telecom companies - no reply or "it is with customer service".
Still assuming i see? You're assuming that that person you're talking to cares about your problem.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: calfzilla on December 13, 2015, 11:16:50 PM
Print this thread and present it to them, they will bend over backwards to replace your shaker.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: ritch on December 13, 2015, 11:29:02 PM
That sucks man. Your heart was totally set on those shakers. Will have to go back to normal shakers like us mere mortals...
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: sync pulse on December 14, 2015, 01:11:31 AM
Omertà shakers are much better...just don't talk about it.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Coffeed on December 14, 2015, 01:42:40 AM
Blender bottles work no fuss. 6 bucks.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Yamcha on December 14, 2015, 02:40:47 AM
Blender bottles work no fuss. 6 bucks.

Basic shaker cup = basic body

Umoro shaker is just the finishing touch
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: wes on December 14, 2015, 03:01:25 AM
If I were you Gene,I`d ask for a full refund.

The replacement just might shit the bed also.

For $30.00 you`d expect it to last forever.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Waller on December 14, 2015, 03:11:36 AM
SIP.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Rambone on December 14, 2015, 06:30:21 AM
Blender bottles work no fuss. 6 bucks.

Mine have lasted forever. They're great
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Grape Ape on December 14, 2015, 06:41:21 AM
Mine have lasted forever. They're great

But, they don't release the powder at the exact moment you want to mix it.  That alone justifies the 650% price difference between that and a traditional shaker.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Rambone on December 14, 2015, 06:45:33 AM
But, they don't release the powder at the exact moment you want to mix it.  That alone justifies the 650% price difference between that and a traditional shaker.

Lol didn't know people worried about things like that. The idea of a $25+ for a shaker is silly to me although I'm sure they're making money on it
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Grape Ape on December 14, 2015, 06:47:21 AM
Lol didn't know people worried about things like that

Yes.  Attention to details like this....accompanied with the correct $70 workout shirts, are key aspects that are necessary to be at the top.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: wes on December 14, 2015, 06:52:39 AM
Yes.  Attention to details like this....accompanied with the correct $70 workout shirts, are key aspects that are necessary to be at the top.
QFT  ;D
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: drkaje on December 14, 2015, 07:03:50 AM
You should have known better.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 14, 2015, 07:15:26 AM
If you got it from bb.com they're cool with refunds and have great customer service.  Call them up and tell them and they'll credit you.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: HTexan on December 14, 2015, 08:35:00 AM
Mine have lasted forever. They're great
This. I can't kill these mfers, even if I tried.
Sometimes the simplest designs are the best, fuck the gimmicks.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: gym**rat on December 14, 2015, 09:27:29 AM
If I were you Gene,I`d ask for a full refund.

The replacement just might shit the bed also.

For $30.00 you`d expect it to last forever.

I agree. Why ask them to replace a piece of shit with a piece of shit. You still end up with a piece of shit.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: drkaje on December 14, 2015, 09:33:46 AM
I agree. Why ask them to replace a piece of shit with a piece of shit. You still end up with a piece of shit.

How's he gonna learn a lesson that way?
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: gym**rat on December 14, 2015, 09:52:39 AM
How's he gonna learn a lesson that way?

I guess he can pour a shitload of super glue in it, shake it up and see if it holds for another week or 2.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: drkaje on December 14, 2015, 09:56:15 AM
I guess he can pour a shitload of super glue in it, shake it up and see if it holds for another week or 2.


That would probably void the warranty.

How many people here tried telling him it was lame-brained to think a $30 shaker shook any better than a freebie? Some people just have to learn shit the hard way, LOL!
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: tommywishbone on December 14, 2015, 10:19:45 AM
Maybe you weren't using the proper shaker ball? The fucking shaker ball is idiotic.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: King Shizzo on December 14, 2015, 10:21:18 AM
Maybe you weren't using the proper shaker ball? The fucking shaker ball is idiotic.
Would love to shake your balls. (No homo)
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: tommywishbone on December 14, 2015, 10:23:01 AM
 ;D  Tis the season my friend.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: King Shizzo on December 14, 2015, 10:25:36 AM
;D  Tis the season my friend.

Indeed. I plan on showing Princess L my Mistletoe belt buckle. You can't go against tradition.

Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: tommywishbone on December 14, 2015, 10:26:33 AM
 :D  Ah yes, the old fashion traditions. Nothing better.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: The Ugly on December 14, 2015, 01:02:01 PM
What did you expect, an eternal shaker? You got a few solid weeks outta her, best $30 you ever spent.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: King Shizzo on December 14, 2015, 02:14:11 PM
What did you expect, an eternal shaker? You got a few solid weeks outta her, best $30 you ever spent.
We talking about hookers or a protein container?
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: King Shizzo on December 14, 2015, 02:52:27 PM
can amount to the same thing depending on the discharge
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Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 14, 2015, 02:56:04 PM
A replacement shaker is on the way
Umoro is top notch customer service
Very professional
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: SF1900 on December 14, 2015, 02:57:06 PM
A replacement shaker is on the way
Umoro is top notch customer service
Very professional

It will break in a few weeks.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 14, 2015, 03:02:40 PM
It will break in a few weeks.

Cock loving troll.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: SF1900 on December 14, 2015, 03:07:13 PM
That would probably void the warranty.

How many people here tried telling him it was lame-brained to think a $30 shaker shook any better than a freebie? Some people just have to learn shit the hard way, LOL!

Gene takes his protein shakes seriously.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: tom joad on December 14, 2015, 03:08:08 PM
A replacement shaker is on the way
Umoro is top notch customer service
Very professional

Gene, did you choose the same color or are ya gonna try your luck with a different color?
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: el numero uno on December 14, 2015, 03:15:52 PM
It will break in a few weeks.

lol!
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: King Shizzo on December 14, 2015, 04:20:09 PM
quiet so
Blatant porn is not allowed on the G&O.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 14, 2015, 04:22:21 PM
Gene, did you choose the same color or are ya gonna try your luck with a different color?
a lot of the colors are sold out
I'm trying a diff color
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 14, 2015, 04:33:04 PM
Buy a steel shaker
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Princess L on December 14, 2015, 05:44:08 PM
Gene has come a long way from the days of dirty sheets with holes to now sporting $70 T-shirts and carrying $30 shaker bottles.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: King Shizzo on December 14, 2015, 05:45:51 PM
Gene has come a long way from the days of dirty sheets with holes to now sporting $70 T-shirts and carrying $30 shaker bottles.
Is that what attracts women, Princess?
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Fortress on December 14, 2015, 05:55:50 PM
Yes, push for a replacement of shit because the first piece of shit shit the bed.

Makes sense.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: The Ugly on December 14, 2015, 06:03:44 PM
We talking about hookers or a protein container?

That custom nonsense UPS kept fucking up, right? Beyond hilarious it somehow took a shit already - how is this even possible? No offense to its dissatisfied owner, but anyone paying that much for a fucking sippy cup sorta deserves a relatively uncomfortable raw sodomizing.

Am I wrong?
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: King Shizzo on December 14, 2015, 06:07:44 PM
That custom nonsense UPS kept fucking up, right? Beyond hilarious it somehow took a shit already - how is this even possible? No offense to its dissatisfied owner, but anyone paying that much for a fucking sippy cup sorta deserves a relatively uncomfortable raw sodomizing.

Am I wrong?

Agreed. We have all come to the conclusion that Gene is slow.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: The Ugly on December 14, 2015, 06:16:05 PM
Agreed. We have all come to the conclusion that Gene is slow.

How does everyone know his name's Gene? Is he pictured here somewhere? And are we talking about a helmet-wearing man who doesn't play sports?

No offense to the guy (except the offensive stuff I already typed), but what's the story here?
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: King Shizzo on December 14, 2015, 06:23:39 PM
How does everyone know his name's Gene? Is he pictured here somewhere? And are we talking about a helmet-wearing man who doesn't play sports?

No offense to the guy (except the offensive stuff I already typed), but what's the story here?
You have to be an exclusive member of the Y board.

PM me for gimmick details.
Title: Re: The Umoro shaker repair thread
Post by: visualizeperfection on December 14, 2015, 06:32:22 PM
kale shakes
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: The Ugly on December 14, 2015, 07:05:15 PM
You have to be an exclusive member of the Y board.

PM me for gimmick details.

I'll pass, thanks. Just interested in the surface stuff. Didn't even know we had a Y board.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 14, 2015, 07:08:42 PM
It's like getting a shitty blowjob and asking for another since it's still a blowjob.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: HTexan on December 14, 2015, 09:31:44 PM
It's like getting a shitty blowjob and asking for another since it's still a blowjob.
Even a shitty blowjob, when she only sucks the head, is still a blow job ;D
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: CalvinH on December 15, 2015, 05:30:26 AM
Gene has come a long way from the days of dirty sheets with holes to now sporting $70 T-shirts and carrying $30 shaker bottles.


Gene has a large fan base on the East Coast.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: drkaje on December 15, 2015, 05:52:25 AM

Gene has a large fan base on the East Coast.

G4P?
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: King Shizzo on December 15, 2015, 05:53:49 AM
G4P?
No. Sympathy.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: CalvinH on December 15, 2015, 06:21:54 AM
G4P?


Your jealousy is showing.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Yamcha on December 15, 2015, 06:25:56 AM
#TeamGene4Lyfe
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: CalvinH on December 15, 2015, 06:28:36 AM
#TeamGene4Lyfe

#Geneslifematters
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Yamcha on December 15, 2015, 06:29:49 AM
#Geneslifematters

#MeanGeneAndTheUmoroMachine
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: CalvinH on December 15, 2015, 06:34:21 AM
#Eastcoastgenefans
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Grape Ape on December 15, 2015, 06:38:09 AM
#GeneMakesUsAllBetterPeople
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: King Shizzo on December 15, 2015, 06:40:13 AM
Must be a movement. A bowl movement.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Yamcha on December 15, 2015, 06:40:36 AM
Must be a movement. A bowl movement.

bowel* fuck man... put down the bottle
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: King Shizzo on December 15, 2015, 06:44:25 AM
bowel* fuck man... put down the bottle
No. A Bowl. I'm sure Gene has a bowl cut.
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 15, 2015, 06:47:09 AM
No. A Bowl. I'm sure Gene has a bowl cut.
get out and stay out
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: King Shizzo on December 15, 2015, 06:48:19 AM
get out and stay out

;D
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: CalvinH on December 15, 2015, 06:50:18 AM
#Geneignoreshitso
Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: Yamcha on December 15, 2015, 06:50:52 AM
get out and stay out


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Title: Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
Post by: drkaje on December 15, 2015, 07:20:54 AM

Your jealousy is showing.

How could I be jealous of that?