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Title: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: WannaBePro on December 14, 2015, 05:25:52 AM: Quote
According to medieval artist/scientist, Richard Neave, Jesus is not the white, long-haired, skinny face you've been seeing throughout your entire life.

Using the powers of science, Neave found three skulls from Israeli archaeological sites and used computerized tomography to construct the best shape for Jesus's face. From his findings, Neave created a black Jesus, with a much broader nose and a new hairdo.

This version of Jesus makes a lot more sense for the region in which Jesus lived. One might think the writers of the Bible would have pointed out the fact that White Jesus may have stood out in the crowd. Maybe not...

And no, I still don't believe Jesus was a real person, but a compilation of people who were thought to be messiahs.
But this is what the average male would look like where Jesus was supposedly from according to the bible.
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: Yamcha on December 14, 2015, 05:26:29 AM: That's not my Jesus.

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/black-jesus-problems-meme.jpg)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/056/895/full_405392226.jpg)

(http://images.dailydawdle.com/fuck-off-jesus1.jpg)

(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/65/650864e637c2651aa74d1d105f8e29843e35b5da6fd6265c6b8cf5d86317cda3.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e5/99/6f/e5996f5acff4506793b1d85a18361aba.jpg)

(http://okayface.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Jesus-Meme-On-Yo-Knees.png)

(https://memecrunch.com/image/51a4b422afa96f485e00001d.jpg?w=400)
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: Radical Plato on December 14, 2015, 05:27:01 AM: (http://i45.tinypic.com/13zmuy1.jpg)
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: Radical Plato on December 14, 2015, 05:33:49 AM: ;D
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: Yamcha on December 14, 2015, 05:35:00 AM: Quote from: Radical Plato on December 14, 2015, 05:33:49 AM
;D

(http://memeshappen.com/media/created/You-Boy-is-gonna-need-jesus-meme-9570.jpg)
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: falco on December 14, 2015, 05:35:27 AM: Quote from: Radical Plato on December 14, 2015, 05:33:49 AM
;D

Holy shit!!!
LMAO!!!!
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: Henda on December 14, 2015, 05:43:32 AM: Quote from: WannaBePro on December 14, 2015, 05:25:52 AM
And no, I still don't believe Jesus was a real person, but a compilation of people who were thought to be messiahs.
But this is what the average male would look like where Jesus was supposedly from according to the bible.

Is that a half darkie or a dirty white man? Brother niggs says Jesus was a full darkie
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: WannaBePro on December 14, 2015, 05:51:08 AM: Quote from: bass generator on December 14, 2015, 05:43:32 AM
Is that a half darkie or a dirty white man? Brother niggs says Jesus was a full darkie

Looks North African to me...
When I lived in Israel, that's how most Palestinians looked. So I could see how this would be a better representation of Jesus than the flowing hair, perfectly trimmed beard with blue eyes.
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: SuperTed on December 14, 2015, 06:06:02 AM: This drawing came out over a decade ago.
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 14, 2015, 06:07:25 AM: Somebody post Abe Lincoln getting shot.
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: residue on December 14, 2015, 07:01:06 AM: Quote from: WannaBePro on December 14, 2015, 05:51:08 AM
Looks North African to me...
When I lived in Israel, that's how most Palestinians looked. So I could see how this would be a better representation of Jesus than the flowing hair, perfectly trimmed beard with blue eyes.
mizrahi jews(basically the jews that never left the area) look just like palestinians. probably true
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: WannaBePro on December 14, 2015, 07:06:00 AM: Quote from: residue on December 14, 2015, 07:01:06 AM
mizrahi jews(basically the jews that never left the area) look just like palestinians. probably true

Yep. I completely agree with that. Take off the yamaka and I couldn't tell the difference.
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 14, 2015, 07:16:38 AM: Wait, you mean he's not a blonde hair blued eyed, pale white skin person from the middle east?
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: cart@@n on December 14, 2015, 07:27:16 AM
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: Mitch on December 14, 2015, 08:02:21 AM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=588337.0;attach=662185;image)(http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/lotr/images/gimli.jpg)
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: Skeletor on December 14, 2015, 08:32:54 AM: Recent picture of Jesus:
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fH9bvx9xfuE/T6QQ9aB-2dI/AAAAAAAABgw/GX4G-WfEGX8/s320/mexican+guy+thumbs+up.jpg)
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: Yamcha on December 14, 2015, 08:42:24 AM: Quote from: Skeletor on December 14, 2015, 08:32:54 AM
Recent picture of Jesus:
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fH9bvx9xfuE/T6QQ9aB-2dI/AAAAAAAABgw/GX4G-WfEGX8/s320/mexican+guy+thumbs+up.jpg)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3IgLDuVMW9AbK/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: Radical Plato on December 14, 2015, 01:44:41 PM
Title: Re: Most realistic drawing of Jesus to date.
Post by: The Ugly on December 14, 2015, 01:47:28 PM: Old pic, real Jesus looks more like Kevin Costner: FACT.