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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: 6 Reps on December 17, 2015, 05:07:15 PM
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I had the funniest thought today when I was in the post office (US) purchasing Christmas stamps. Does anyone know of "bodybuilder" or "bodybuilding" Christmas cards? I'm not thinking of cards like a shirtless guy with a Santa hat on, but something more hardcore, something directly aimed at a bodybuilder or bodybuilding?
;D ;D ;D ;D
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How bout this one champ?
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Haha yes good idea!
If pj Braun had a card it would say:
Hi I'm pj Braun grand pumba of black stone and Evan Centopani's bitch boy
I am very cheap and arrogant and I never give out free samples
Many people feel my wife only married me when I started making money
Many people feel my wife would leave me if I got a terminal disease or if I was broke
Me and Aaron rent fancy cars to make people think we are millionaires
Happy Holidays
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Assuming it is someone I actually give a shit about (parents/gf/son) I always get some shitty cheap card unrelated/inappropriate to the occasion (I got my dad a card for a 6 year old last birthday with Jake the pirate on it and added a 6 to it ;D ) but just put in a private message that is personal/humorous depending on the occasion and whether I was drunk when I wrote it.
If I had to give a Christmas card to someone who was into training I'd throw in some gym references/jokes; if it was from me, as someone who trains, to someone not into training, I would shelve my hobby and speak to them as a person. Jesus I waffled there.
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Fuck beards. They should be illegal.
That looks like Walter White on the run... aged 60... but Wes... how can we tell?
Ban beards, that is how.
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Look at this smiling moron. Guess he's SO embarrassed by his insane life choices (I'll assume his condition owes to drugs/synthol/what-have-you) that all he can do is grin like a total twat.
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So tempted to send that to my dad, unsigned and by post, to get him in trouble with my mom. Fuck I might even send myself one just to piss off girlfriend. Will be worth the fun of saying "I got it from a bodybuilding forum, honest!"
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Look at this smiling moron. Guess he's SO embarrassed by his insane life choices (I'll assume his condition owes to drugs/synthol/what-have-you) that all he can do is grin like a total twat.
Gots to get the gains, broskie, no matter the cost!
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Ellen Degenerate and Portia
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Caitlyn Jenner and Familys Xmascard
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Christmas for Schmoes
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No Lift, No Gift
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I have some vintage one's that Sig Klein used to send out back in the day, and normally get an irongame related card from Jan and Terry Todd each year...
(Former Powerlifters who own the Stark Center, largest collection of Iron Game memorabilia housed in Austin TX).
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Scentofpanties
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I have some vintage one's that Sig Klein used to send out back in the day, and normally get an irongame related card from Jan and Terry Todd each year...
(Former Powerlifters who own the Stark Center, largest collection of Iron Game memorabilia housed in Austin TX).
(http://powerathletehq.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image1.jpeg)
That's not the Stark Center, it's funk51's dining room.
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stange... why smile when likely he will have to amputate that arm
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Fuck beards. They should be illegal.
That looks like Walter White on the run... aged 60... but Wes... how can we tell?
Ban beards, that is how.
Happy Holidays buddy! ;)
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I have some vintage one's that Sig Klein used to send out back in the day, and normally get an irongame related card from Jan and Terry Todd each year...
(Former Powerlifters who own the Stark Center, largest collection of Iron Game memorabilia housed in Austin TX).
(http://powerathletehq.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/image1.jpeg)
(http://www.starkcenter.org/images/visit/gallery/entrance.jpg)
I bet only a few of us here know who Jan and Dr. Terry are.
Kinda` sad! :(
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Hard work pays off in huge dividends !!
Fucking moron. :(
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Ellen Degenerate and Portia
(http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20141017/rs_560x415-141117122951-1024.PortiaEllen-jmd-111714.jpg)
Caitlyn Jenner and Familys Xmascard
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/02/article-2516712-19C5A32B00000578-770_634x392.jpg)
Christmas for Schmoes
(https://www.t-nation.com/system/publishing/articles/371/original/bicep-curl.jpg?1387305026)
No Lift, No Gift
(http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.111305828.0756/flat,800x800,070,f.u7.jpg)
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Thanks Kwon, I think these are the best. Maybe by next year, I could create a paper bodybuilder Christmas card, sell a million of them, and make lots of money!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Merry Christmas all you Getbiggers!
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I love this one
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20" arms ? ;D
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Bay likey! :P