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Title: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: NickEdge779 on December 18, 2015, 04:23:21 PM
Theres a vet product in mexico called "Super Rooster" that has 3mg dianabol per tab. Can someone enlighten me why roosters need dianabol?

(http://www.vetinova.com.mx/im_superrooster.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: Schnauzer on December 18, 2015, 04:30:03 PM
The farmer gave his rooster Dianabol because he wanted to have a big cock.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: Lustral on December 18, 2015, 04:30:22 PM
To impress the other cocks.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: Lustral on December 18, 2015, 04:31:55 PM
The farmer gave his rooster Dianabol because he wanted to have a big cock.

45 second posting rule fucked me over so badly there.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: NickEdge779 on December 18, 2015, 04:32:24 PM
The farmer gave his rooster Dianabol because he wanted to have a big cock.

(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Mike-Tyson-clapping-and-laughing.gif)
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: BB on December 18, 2015, 04:34:58 PM
There's got to be a "cock diesel" joke in there somewhere.

Seriously though, it's just a way to skirt laws. I don't even think the cock fighting circuit uses tablets to strengthen their birds.

Edit - it seems there is a legitimate market for rooster tabs, based on this non steroidal supplement -

http://www.allvetsupply.com/te10.html .

Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: tommywishbone on December 18, 2015, 04:37:56 PM
There's got to be a "cock diesel" joke in there somewhere.

Seriously though, it's just a way to skirt laws. I don't even think the cock fighting circuit uses tablets to strengthen their birds.

My friend attends and has teams that compete in the biggest Derbys in Mexico (that's what they call the cockfighting events). The birds are on test, winstrol, and ephedrine. I have attended small derbys. Very festive.

-The birds fight in weight classes
-Different "knives" are used in different fights
-Big events have legit corporate sponsors
-Cash prize money often tops $100,000 in bigger derbys

Some examples of different knives:
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: NickEdge779 on December 18, 2015, 04:47:56 PM
My friend attends and has teams that compete in the biggest Derbys in Mexico (that's what they call the cockfighting events). The birds are on test, winstrol, and ephedrine. I have attended small derbys. Very festive.

-The birds fight in weight classes
-Different "knives" are used in different fights
-Big events have legit corporate sponsors
-Cash prize money often tops $100,000 in bigger derbys

Some examples of different knives:


Holy shit, that's pretty interesting stuff.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: BB on December 18, 2015, 04:50:42 PM
My friend attends and has teams that compete in the biggest Derbys in Mexico (that's what they call the cockfighting events). The birds are on test, winstrol, and ephedrine. I have attended small derbys. Very festive.

-The birds fight in weight classes
-Different "knives" are used in different fights
-Big events have legit corporate sponsors
-Cash prize money often tops $100,000 in bigger derbys

Some examples of different knives:


Sure, I actually knew a guy that made surprisingly good coin selling antique cockfighting ephemera he came into somehow. Older journals, the little gaff knives, etc....

Just figured that shots would be an easier route, but a google search shows a thriving business in tabs, go figure :(.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: tommywishbone on December 18, 2015, 04:56:33 PM
Sure, I actually knew a guy that made surprisingly good coin selling antique cockfighting ephemera he came into somehow. Older journals, the little gaff knives, etc....

Just figured that shots would be an easier route, but a google search shows a thriving business in tabs, go figure :(.

I can believe that! Some of the older "weapons" are very collectable. A high degree of skill was used in their manufacturing.  The small boxes often used to carry the best weapons are also extremely nice.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: muscularny on December 18, 2015, 04:59:23 PM
To impress the other cocks.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: Mrdibbs on December 18, 2015, 05:10:12 PM
Hahah great!

I'm putting my cock in the sauna and use salts on him so he'll weigh in at 155lbs. On fight night he's about 220lbs.

Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: Lustral on December 18, 2015, 05:11:08 PM
What are the rules for cockfighting? Is it like robot wars where you can't use metal blades that will shatter or cupro magnetic irons to disable the othrr cock? If you gave google this sport they'd make a cock with lasers and a walter white 50 cal rotating gun.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: tommywishbone on December 18, 2015, 05:35:27 PM
What are the rules for cockfighting? Is it like robot wars where you can't use metal blades that will shatter or cupro magnetic irons to disable the othrr cock? If you gave google this sport they'd make a cock with lasers and a walter white 50 cal rotating gun.

The rules are very simple. Basically-

-similar body weight
-exact same style weapon
-no time limit
-first bird unable to continue is the loser
-frequently neither bird dies, one is just unable to continue.
-a draw is possible if neither bird can continue

*good birds are stitched up immediately and put on heavy antibiotics
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: doison on December 18, 2015, 05:52:18 PM
Theres a vet product in mexico called "Super Rooster" that has 3mg dianabol per tab. Can someone enlighten me why roosters need dianabol?

(http://www.vetinova.com.mx/im_superrooster.jpg)

There's a thing called "cock fighting." 

You can read all about it through the Google
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: Lustral on December 18, 2015, 05:56:04 PM
The rules are very simple. Basically-

-similar body weight
-exact same style weapon
-no time limit
-first bird unable to continue is the loser
-frequently neither bird dies, one is just unable to continue.
-a draw is possible if neither bird can continue

*good birds are stitched up immediately and put on heavy antibiotics


I'm guessing armour is disallowed but could you give them superior weapons? Like a battery powered clar that could stab 1000x per min when accelerometer indicated legs has lifted (so bird not tap dancing)? I'm trying to game the system here.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: tommywishbone on December 18, 2015, 05:58:12 PM
 :D  That could be cool.  Some type of little stab/cut proof vest and a little helmut. Perhaps even replace the knives with little boxing gloves.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: Lustral on December 18, 2015, 06:01:18 PM
:D  That could be cool.  Some type of little stab/cut proof vest and a little helmut. Perhaps even replace the knives with little boxing gloves.

Gladiator cocks. Nets are beyond their ken but one could have trident barbs and another could have spear talons. Awesome. Youtube stars overnight.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: tommywishbone on December 18, 2015, 06:10:23 PM
I've seen fights last less than 10 seconds and I've seen fights go 20+ minutes. In some fights there's blood everywhere, in some fights there is no visible blood.

Saw a fight once and both birds became tangled together and could not separate. It happens on occasion. Each bird owner comes into the pit and holds their bird while the knives are untangled. During one such event one owner was not holding his bird securely, it got free and kicked him in the palm of his hand. The birds were wearing Philippino long blades. His palm pad spilt open and all the fat in his palm pad fell out. Terrible injury.  Lots of blood. He was in distress- to say the least. LOL.  
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: ritch on December 18, 2015, 06:24:33 PM
Could have used cialis for a bigger and more "ready" cock, no?
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: WalterWhite on December 18, 2015, 08:29:34 PM
My friend attends and has teams that compete in the biggest Derbys in Mexico (that's what they call the cockfighting events). The birds are on test, winstrol, and ephedrine. I have attended small derbys. Very festive.

-The birds fight in weight classes
-Different "knives" are used in different fights
-Big events have legit corporate sponsors
-Cash prize money often tops $100,000 in bigger derbys

Some examples of different knives:


So no gh and slin?  Good no rooster guts! ;D

I hope you find their sources. ;)
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 18, 2015, 08:32:47 PM
Theres a vet product in mexico called "Super Rooster" that has 3mg dianabol per tab. Can someone enlighten me why roosters need dianabol?

(http://www.vetinova.com.mx/im_superrooster.jpg)
^^
Translation of "Fuerza pura y duradera"- pure and lasting strength
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: gib on December 18, 2015, 08:57:58 PM
I've seen fights last less than 10 seconds and I've seen fights go 20+ minutes. In some fights there's blood everywhere, in some fights there is no visible blood.

Saw a fight once and both birds became tangled together and could not separate. It happens on occasion. Each bird owner comes into the pit and holds their bird while the knives are untangled. During one such event one owner was not holding his bird securely, it got free and kicked him in the palm of his hand. The birds were wearing Philippino long blades. His palm pad spilt open and all the fat in his palm pad fell out. Terrible injury.  Lots of blood. He was in distress- to say the least. LOL.  

Terrible injury? Nah that karma and its serves the cunt right.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: Parker on December 18, 2015, 09:23:40 PM
My friend attends and has teams that compete in the biggest Derbys in Mexico (that's what they call the cockfighting events). The birds are on test, winstrol, and ephedrine. I have attended small derbys. Very festive.

-The birds fight in weight classes
-Different "knives" are used in different fights
-Big events have legit corporate sponsors
-Cash prize money often tops $100,000 in bigger derbys

Some examples of different knives:

It's a good thing that they don't take to dogfighting on this big of a scale.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: mame09 on December 18, 2015, 09:37:38 PM
i remember dan severn was talking about mma back in his day when it was barely legal and u got the text message for the event 45 mins prior.

the event was in mexico and it had 3 fights dog, cocks and human fight to the death when he showed up he politely declined fighting that night lol


i wonder what other animals they have fighting there or around the world in general
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: ritch on December 18, 2015, 09:51:26 PM
I would play "the bird is the word" as ring entrance tune.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: tommywishbone on December 18, 2015, 10:48:52 PM
It's a good thing that they don't take to dogfighting on this big of a scale.

It's odd, cock fights are not very emotional in my opinion. I could never watch or tolerate dog fights. Dogs have personality. Dogs are often friendly and quite social. Roosters are always mean and always fight each other on sight. Two random dogs will often run and play. Two random roosters will always fight.
Title: Re: Why Do Roosters Need Dianabol?
Post by: Parker on December 19, 2015, 01:07:38 AM
It's odd, cock fights are not very emotional in my opinion. I could never watch or tolerate dog fights. Dogs have personality. Dogs are often friendly and quite social. Roosters are always mean and always fight each other on sight. Two random dogs will often run and play. Two random roosters will always fight.
Plus, poultry is eaten. The really odd thing is how countries influenced by the Spanish love cockfighting, and to a small degree bullfighting, but seem to on average treat their dogs better than the Spanish treat their Galgos.