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Title: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: muscularny on December 20, 2015, 09:30:29 PM
Friend hooks me up with this girl, he says she is great for me as he knows I hate facebook and she has no facebook,  not to mention (the more important part) she is real good looking, no kids, no drugs etc.

So after a few short texts back and forth we decide to meet up Friday night. I arrive to pick her up, and boom, my friend was right, she is hot as hell. She is walking towards my car and I notice she is holding the phone with her arms stretched out and talking. Not much of a surprise there, I have picked up girls before that are busy talking and texting, no reason to get upset just yet.

She gets into the car, and what im hearing sounds completely bizarre, I can't remember exactly everything but this is how it went:

Where are you guys going? we are going to (restaurant name)
my snapchat is...
what car he has, well he has a (name of car)
my instagram is..
guys follow me
please guys stop speaking dirty or I will have to block
show me those hearts
invite your friends
this is all you will see of my boobs

I am sitting there and wondering wtf is going on but I am just driving (longest 20 minute drive).

And then Hell shows up, she says

"hey, everyone wants to see the guy I am going out with, say hi"

With that she turns her phone to me and says "we are live on periscope, say hi there are 43 people watching us"

I heard the word periscope in the past but really did not know how it works, however I was able to figured out a bit what the fuck was going on here. She sees I am upset, she tries calming me down by saying "oh look they are giving you hearts".

Anyway, she wishes these "followers" well and promises to do a quick "scope" once in the restaurant.

She did keep her promise, and my evening continued to get worse.

Every dish that arrived she "scoped".

When I asked if she can stop scoping she took major offense! She started yelling at me how many followers she has and how many likes / hearts etc and sooner or later she might get work off it.

I stayed as calm as possible, drove her home, complete silence and that was the end of that one.

I used to warn people about dating social media addicts, I am not upping the warning big time to a code red and warning do not date periscopers unless you have no respect for your privacy.








Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: Tapeworm on December 20, 2015, 09:35:54 PM
"Hi Scope. I'm still available."  Flex.  Smoochy face.  Exit.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: Radical Plato on December 20, 2015, 09:47:43 PM
Friend hooks me up with this girl, he says she is great for me as he knows I hate facebook and she has no facebook,  not to mention (the more important part) she is real good looking, no kids, no drugs etc.

So after a few short texts back and forth we decide to meet up Friday night. I arrive to pick her up, and boom, my friend was right, she is hot as hell. She is walking towards my car and I notice she is holding the phone with her arms stretched out and talking. Not much of a surprise there, I have picked up girls before that are busy talking and texting, no reason to get upset just yet.

She gets into the car, and what im hearing sounds completely bizarre, I can't remember exactly everything but this is how it went:

Where are you guys going? we are going to (restaurant name)
my snapchat is...
what car he has, well he has a (name of car)
my instagram is..
guys follow me
please guys stop speaking dirty or I will have to block
show me those hearts
invite your friends
this is all you will see of my boobs

I am sitting there and wondering wtf is going on but I am just driving (longest 20 minute drive).

And then Hell shows up, she says

"hey, everyone wants to see the guy I am going out with, say hi"

With that she turns her phone to me and says "we are live on periscope, say hi there are 43 people watching us"

I heard the word periscope in the past but really did not know how it works, however I was able to figured out a bit what the fuck was going on here. She sees I am upset, she tries calming me down by saying "oh look they are giving you hearts".

Anyway, she wishes these "followers" well and promises to do a quick "scope" once in the restaurant.

She did keep her promise, and my evening continued to get worse.

Every dish that arrived she "scoped".

When I asked if she can stop scoping she took major offense! She started yelling at me how many followers she has and how many likes / hearts etc and sooner or later she might get work off it.

I stayed as calm as possible, drove her home, complete silence and that was the end of that one.

I used to warn people about dating social media addicts, I am not upping the warning big time to a code red and warning do not date periscopers unless you have no respect for your privacy.









I blame men, they worship pussy to the point women know they can do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it.  I would have told her to go fuck herself the moment I realised what she was doing.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: TuHolmes on December 20, 2015, 09:55:49 PM
I wouldn't like it either. You did right.

I do see a lot of people doing something on periscope and I'm not quite sure what the actual point is.

Is there some kind of money making you can do with periscope? I get where you have a brand or a site and you periscope to do free marketing for your site / brand, then it makes sense.

To just do it for 43 people and no brand or site or anything to sell?

Seems ridiculous.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: Twaddle on December 20, 2015, 09:57:44 PM
WTF is periscope?
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 20, 2015, 09:58:44 PM
I'm on it once in a while. Great marketing tool.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: SF1900 on December 20, 2015, 10:07:39 PM
WTF is periscope?

x2
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: TuHolmes on December 20, 2015, 10:11:22 PM
Periscope is a social real time video app and infrastructure.

It let's you live stream video immediately from your phone with very little equipment.

Kind of like a youtube or twitch live feed.
People add people on "Periscope" they would find interesting and when they start broadcasting, a notification is sent to your app on your phone. You open the app and you start watching.

You can just start streaming whenever.

43 viewers isn't shit. Denise Masino probably has 10 times that in shmoes.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: calfzilla on December 20, 2015, 10:13:51 PM
Never heard of periscope. She sounds like she sides with radical Islam.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: twitchfibres on December 20, 2015, 10:32:29 PM
 it's all about the followers today.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: muscularny on December 20, 2015, 10:52:02 PM
I wouldn't like it either. You did right.

I do see a lot of people doing something on periscope and I'm not quite sure what the actual point is.

Is there some kind of money making you can do with periscope? I get where you have a brand or a site and you periscope to do free marketing for your site / brand, then it makes sense.

To just do it for 43 people and no brand or site or anything to sell?

Seems ridiculous.

im sure there are ways to make money off it but she certainly makes nothing off it. She has a dream of being discovered or some bs like that, she rambled about it but I was too upset to even listen.

If this wasnt a girl that was introduced to me by a friend I would have ended it way earlier. He texted me how things went and I told him she seems nice just not for me, he called me and I didn't answer. I don't want to tell him this periscope drama as it wan't his fault.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: muscularny on December 20, 2015, 10:53:43 PM
it's all about the followers today.

I must have heard the words "follow me", "I will follow you", "please invite followers" 5000 times within 3 hours.

She also made some deal that if she gets X amount of followers she will do something, wasn't anything porn but something I forgot what
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: SquidVicious on December 20, 2015, 10:55:16 PM
Remember Parascope? Great conspiracy site back in the day. The moment she got in the car and didn't put her phone away was the moment you should've asked her to get out. Don't be such a pussy. Rude is rude.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: muscularny on December 20, 2015, 11:02:07 PM
Never heard of periscope. She sounds like she sides with radical Islam.
Although I agree this type of invasion of privacy has an element of terror to it, the fact that she wasn't walking around dressed in a tent or a head wrap makes it highly unlikely she has anything to do with Radical Islam. Then again who knows, maybe this is a new tactic of terrorizing American men. Maybe she is part of a sleeper cell that launches Peribombs on unsuspecting people that enjoy their privacy.

Thanks for the humorous reply
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: muscularny on December 20, 2015, 11:05:32 PM
Remember Parascope? Great conspiracy site back in the day. The moment she got in the car and didn't put her phone away was the moment you should've asked her to get out. Don't be such a pussy. Rude is rude.
I was in LA a while ago and did just that. I just can't do it if the person is someone that was introduced to me by a friend. We are dealing with a woman here, guaranteed she will tell him that: "as I was putting my phone away he bursted out in anger and I ran for my life, he seems like the abusive type, should I get a restraining order?"

If I met her off match, tinder, okcu, etc without a doubt I would have not even allowed her in the car the second I saw her walking with a stretched out arm making duck faces or whatever it's called.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: bishamonten on December 20, 2015, 11:07:00 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 20, 2015, 11:15:49 PM
::)

Hi TA. Another gimmick account I see.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: Costanza on December 20, 2015, 11:17:09 PM
Any pics of this hoe?
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 20, 2015, 11:31:33 PM
You drove 20 minutes with that going on. That was the problem.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 20, 2015, 11:42:05 PM
Never heard of this periscope, but its true that many of the younger generation allow social media to take too much space and room in their lives.

Its twitter this, instagram that and facebook this.

People even started posting what they call #aftersex pictures on their instagram.

Hashtags of Peace
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: muscularny on December 20, 2015, 11:52:20 PM
You drove 20 minutes with that going on. That was the problem.
I agree, I am angry at myself more than anything for being what I always warn others not to be.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: AbrahamG on December 21, 2015, 12:45:36 AM
Friend hooks me up with this girl, he says she is great for me as he knows I hate facebook and she has no facebook,  not to mention (the more important part) she is real good looking, no kids, no drugs etc.

So after a few short texts back and forth we decide to meet up Friday night. I arrive to pick her up, and boom, my friend was right, she is hot as hell. She is walking towards my car and I notice she is holding the phone with her arms stretched out and talking. Not much of a surprise there, I have picked up girls before that are busy talking and texting, no reason to get upset just yet.

She gets into the car, and what im hearing sounds completely bizarre, I can't remember exactly everything but this is how it went:

Where are you guys going? we are going to (restaurant name)
my snapchat is...
what car he has, well he has a (name of car)
my instagram is..
guys follow me
please guys stop speaking dirty or I will have to block
show me those hearts
invite your friends
this is all you will see of my boobs

I am sitting there and wondering wtf is going on but I am just driving (longest 20 minute drive).

And then Hell shows up, she says

"hey, everyone wants to see the guy I am going out with, say hi"

With that she turns her phone to me and says "we are live on periscope, say hi there are 43 people watching us"

I heard the word periscope in the past but really did not know how it works, however I was able to figured out a bit what the fuck was going on here. She sees I am upset, she tries calming me down by saying "oh look they are giving you hearts".

Anyway, she wishes these "followers" well and promises to do a quick "scope" once in the restaurant.

She did keep her promise, and my evening continued to get worse.

Every dish that arrived she "scoped".

When I asked if she can stop scoping she took major offense! She started yelling at me how many followers she has and how many likes / hearts etc and sooner or later she might get work off it.

I stayed as calm as possible, drove her home, complete silence and that was the end of that one.

I used to warn people about dating social media addicts, I am not upping the warning big time to a code red and warning do not date periscopers unless you have no respect for your privacy.










When you dropped her off, you should have locked her door and exposed your dick to her.  Could have been a game saving move.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: rocket on December 21, 2015, 01:17:20 AM
You stopped the car, informed her viewers that you never gave permission and told that c u n t to get the fuck out.  

Then you continued on to restaurant for big ass steak and congratulated yourself.

That's how the story should have transpired.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: kreator on December 21, 2015, 02:09:01 AM
dude you should've payed 5 ni++ers to gang rape her and streamed that
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: muscularny on December 21, 2015, 02:49:12 AM
You stopped the car, informed her viewers that you never gave permission and told that c u n t to get the fuck out.  

Then you continued on to restaurant for big ass steak and congratulated yourself.

That's how the story should have transpired.

Guess I am not a true getbigger
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: Method101 on December 21, 2015, 02:51:49 AM
Should have told her that she can continue periscoping the meal as long as you can periscope your first fucking session for getbig.
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Post by: Wiggs on December 21, 2015, 03:06:23 AM
You're more patient than me because I would have departed in the middle of dinner after she defended that bs.
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Post by: ritch on December 21, 2015, 03:15:30 AM
There's no way in hell I would have driven more than 10 meters with her on the phone and not talking to me.

And she must wonder why she's single...

Generation fail.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on December 21, 2015, 04:19:57 AM
Did you not care they were all giving you hearts????!!!!??!?!?!?!

No but really Social media has good and bad. Everyone thinks they can be a fucking success with no work but taking pictures or whatever. For business use Instagram and Facebook is fucking gold to me. But I am a business, so many people think they can get followers and companies will send them free shit and pay them to advertise stuff without any work. People will always look for a get rich quick scheme, they see the Kardashians doing it but they do it very well. But to me it's just business, a lot of kids these days treat Insta like it's life and death.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: TuHolmes on December 21, 2015, 07:11:56 AM
im sure there are ways to make money off it but she certainly makes nothing off it. She has a dream of being discovered or some bs like that, she rambled about it but I was too upset to even listen.

If this wasnt a girl that was introduced to me by a friend I would have ended it way earlier. He texted me how things went and I told him she seems nice just not for me, he called me and I didn't answer. I don't want to tell him this periscope drama as it wan't his fault.

She will never make a dime. So even if it did work out, you would have some lazy chick who thinks that all she should ever do is a bunch of bullshit.

You would be paying for everything all of the time. Odds are she would be ungrateful as well.

Eventually you will have the conversation with your friend and they will understand. Anyone would.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 21, 2015, 08:05:55 AM
Was she muslim?
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Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 21, 2015, 10:33:53 AM
At the restaurant you should have ordered appetizers, drinks, and 3-4 entrees, then just as the food arrived, excuse yourself to go piss.

And leave.

She gets the bill, the embarrassment, and a cab ride home.

You went full beta and may never recover.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: wes on December 21, 2015, 10:45:53 AM
Fucking people today couldn`t live without social media.

Bunch of no life idiots.

I would have done the old Andrew Dice Clay version of hickory dickory dock on that silly hoe,and dropped her off on the next block!  ;D
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Post by: drkaje on December 21, 2015, 11:11:05 AM
I wouldn't have put up with the attention-whore at all.

muscleny showed more respect and patience than she deserved.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: calfzilla on December 21, 2015, 11:23:55 AM
Fucking people today couldn`t live without social media.

Bunch of no life idiots.

I would have done the old Andrew Dice Clay version of hickory dickory dock on that silly hoe,and dropped her off on the next block!  ;D

Says the guy with 30,000 posts on a social media site.  ;D
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Post by: SF1900 on December 21, 2015, 11:55:04 AM
Fucking people today couldn`t live without social media.

Bunch of no life idiots.

I would have done the old Andrew Dice Clay version of hickory dickory dock on that silly hoe,and dropped her off on the next block!  ;D

Says the guy who spent 24/7 being called an "Elf" on GH15's social media site.  :D :D :D ;D ;D
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Post by: Nomad on December 21, 2015, 11:57:16 AM
Says the guy who spent 24/7 being called an "Elf" on GH15's social media site.  :D :D :D ;D ;D

lmao, hows that elf site doing btw
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Post by: SF1900 on December 21, 2015, 12:07:10 PM
lmao, hows that elf site doing btw

who knows lol. I was never part of it.

Wes and a few others fell for GH15's propaganda and retired from getbig for a while. But, of course, Wes came back.  :D :D
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: firemn99111 on December 22, 2015, 12:24:36 PM
The only thing I would def of did different is have her scoped the bill while I ditched the bitch and left her there alone. No guy should put up with that.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 22, 2015, 02:53:37 PM
I would have pushed her eye onto my periscope
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Post by: da_vinci on December 22, 2015, 03:26:06 PM
The question is - why the hell did you drive all that time and even went to restaurant  ??? I can only imagine one answer that doesn't sound miserable - out of curiosity/just to see what the hell is happening. Other than that I'd have kicked her out of the car after three minutes.
 I can only imagine what kind of stupidness resides in whores like that one. I despise them with all my heart, they deserve to be gang raped and thrown into an ocean. This shit would not happen in moslem country, no way in hell.
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Post by: guyincognito on December 22, 2015, 03:28:53 PM
The question is - why the hell did you drive all that time and even went to restaurant  ??? I can only imagine one answer that doesn't sound miserable - out of curiosity/just to see what the hell is happening. Other than that I'd have kicked her out of the car after three minutes.
 I can only imagine what kind of stupidness resides in whores like that one. I despise them with all my heart, they deserve to be gang raped and thrown into an ocean. This shit would not happen in moslem country, no way in hell.

Cool it chief. We all know all women fantasize about being raped by a pack of Hebrews, but you can't just kill them.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on December 22, 2015, 03:33:48 PM
I'm on it once in a while. Great marketing tool.

Until they found out about your existence on Getbig...
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Post by: Andy Griffin on December 22, 2015, 04:37:01 PM
Decent movie.  Frazier was convincing as Tom Dodge, but Lauren Holly, though doable, could have been better as Lt. Lake. 
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: jdooly on December 23, 2015, 08:03:12 AM
I blame men, they worship pussy to the point women know they can do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it.  I would have told her to go fuck herself the moment I realised what she was doing.
Ha!  Truth.
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Post by: d0nny2600 on December 23, 2015, 08:11:17 AM
Should have told her that she can continue periscoping the meal as long as you can periscope your first fucking session for getbig.
Nope....you can't give advice here...not until you remove the sand from your vagina and put back on the green t shirt
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Post by: dr.chimps on December 23, 2015, 08:13:33 AM
You on a date!? Zero believability factor.
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Post by: Princess L on December 23, 2015, 08:46:47 AM
At the restaurant you should have ordered appetizers, drinks, and 3-4 entrees, then just as the food arrived, excuse yourself to go piss.

And leave.

She gets the bill, the embarrassment, and a cab ride home.

You went full beta and may never recover.

Fucking people today couldn`t live without social media.

Bunch of no life idiots.

I would have done the old Andrew Dice Clay version of hickory dickory dock on that silly hoe,and dropped her off on the next block! ;D

I wouldn't have put up with the attention-whore at all.

muscleny showed more respect and patience than she deserved.

The question is - why the hell did you drive all that time and even went to restaurant  ??? I can only imagine one answer that doesn't sound miserable - out of curiosity/just to see what the hell is happening. Other than that I'd have kicked her out of the car after three minutes.
 

^this

Any and all of the above
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 23, 2015, 12:02:55 PM
^this

Any and all of the above

A woman with values :)
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: Fortress on December 23, 2015, 12:30:46 PM
In all sincerity, I would have been lost to any possibility of liking this broad as soon as I saw her chatting on her phone while walking out to my vehicle. Just shows total ignorance of proper etiquette.

And after only a few minutes in the car with all this periscope shit, I'd have turned my vehicle around and delivered her right back to where the nightmare began.

NO pussy is worth suffering such disrespect.
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Post by: twitchfibres on December 23, 2015, 01:53:11 PM
In all sincerity, I would have been lost to any possibility of liking this broad as soon as I saw her chatting on her phone while walking out to my vehicle. Just shows total ignorance of proper etiquette.

And after only a few minutes in the car with all this periscope shit, I'd have turned my vehicle around and delivered her right back to where the nightmare began.

NO pussy is worth suffering such disrespect.

Sad thing is many men are so desperate that they will put up with this.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: dr.chimps on December 23, 2015, 02:09:01 PM
In all sincerity, I would have been lost to any possibility of liking this broad as soon as I saw her chatting on her phone while walking out to my vehicle. Just shows total ignorance of proper etiquette.

And after only a few minutes in the car with all this periscope shit, I'd have turned my vehicle around and delivered her right back to where the nightmare began.

NO pussy is worth suffering such disrespect.
Well, your positive joie de vie and elan must slay them left and right. Perhaps, your race hate? Must be like Spanish fly.   
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: Tapeworm on December 23, 2015, 05:41:42 PM
Cram it up her ass and tell her it's the newest thing.  Endoscope.
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 23, 2015, 05:44:06 PM
Cram it up her ass and tell her it's the newest thing.  Endoscope.

 :D
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 24, 2015, 12:33:38 AM
You drove 20 minutes with that going on. That was the problem.

Exactly. Should have turned around and dropped her off where you picked her up within 5 minutes. Or take her to dinner and order and than go to the bathroom and high tail it out of there leaving her with the bill and the embarrassment. Tell a waiter before you leave to tell her not to forget to Periscope it all.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 24, 2015, 12:41:42 AM
Cram it up her ass and tell her it's the newest thing.  Endoscope.

Bob Chick started Endoscope years ago. Here he is on his first Endoscope date.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=360750.0;attach=396402;image)
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: falco on December 24, 2015, 01:39:24 AM
You should had left the restaurant while she was periscoping and let her pay the check.
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Post by: devilsmile on December 24, 2015, 05:18:53 AM
I blame men, they worship pussy to the point women know they can do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it.  I would have told her to go fuck herself the moment I realised what she was doing.

I would not have went through that hell musclularny experienced. I would have drove her back and told her to have a nice life#go fuck your self
Title: Re: Periscope - horrible date story :-(
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 24, 2015, 07:59:33 PM
I would not have went through that hell musclularny experienced. I would have drove her back and told her to have a nice life#go fuck your self

Would have dropped her off and said " Fuck off-I got work to do

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Post by: HTexan on December 24, 2015, 08:04:12 PM
Friend hooks me up with this girl, he says she is great for me as he knows I hate facebook and she has no facebook,  not to mention (the more important part) she is real good looking, no kids, no drugs etc.

So after a few short texts back and forth we decide to meet up Friday night. I arrive to pick her up, and boom, my friend was right, she is hot as hell. She is walking towards my car and I notice she is holding the phone with her arms stretched out and talking. Not much of a surprise there, I have picked up girls before that are busy talking and texting, no reason to get upset just yet.

She gets into the car, and what im hearing sounds completely bizarre, I can't remember exactly everything but this is how it went:

Where are you guys going? we are going to (restaurant name)
my snapchat is...
what car he has, well he has a (name of car)
my instagram is..
guys follow me
please guys stop speaking dirty or I will have to block
show me those hearts
invite your friends
this is all you will see of my boobs

I am sitting there and wondering wtf is going on but I am just driving (longest 20 minute drive).

And then Hell shows up, she says

"hey, everyone wants to see the guy I am going out with, say hi"

With that she turns her phone to me and says "we are live on periscope, say hi there are 43 people watching us"

I heard the word periscope in the past but really did not know how it works, however I was able to figured out a bit what the fuck was going on here. She sees I am upset, she tries calming me down by saying "oh look they are giving you hearts".

Anyway, she wishes these "followers" well and promises to do a quick "scope" once in the restaurant.

She did keep her promise, and my evening continued to get worse.

Every dish that arrived she "scoped".

When I asked if she can stop scoping she took major offense! She started yelling at me how many followers she has and how many likes / hearts etc and sooner or later she might get work off it.

I stayed as calm as possible, drove her home, complete silence and that was the end of that one.

I used to warn people about dating social media addicts, I am not upping the warning big time to a code red and warning do not date periscopers unless you have no respect for your privacy.









That was you! You're just a tiny twink bro. Do you even lift?

 ;D