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Title: Howard is back
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 28, 2015, 08:15:23 AM
Now with no job and his wife left him  :'(
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: Leatherneck on December 28, 2015, 08:17:15 AM
It was inevitable. People almost always come back.
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: Henda on December 28, 2015, 08:19:15 AM
fat Howard is a decent guy and most everything other than his fart jokes were funny
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Post by: SF1900 on December 28, 2015, 08:20:39 AM
He never left. He was still signing on.  :D :D
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: King Shizzo on December 28, 2015, 08:24:31 AM
I have always said that Getbig is at it's best when the full roster is available to post. Everyone has the right to ignore which ever posters they want. I personally skip practically everything that Johnny Falcon posts, but that does not mean that other people do not enjoy what he writes.


That is why I hope that the mods would consider bringing posters like Josh and Junior back for the new year.

You don't have to like them, but you also don't have to respond to them either.
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: michael arvilla on December 28, 2015, 09:14:42 AM
Never left!/ last see "rockin" a man-bun at Golden Corral and mumbling about competing and "Ped's"
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 28, 2015, 09:28:16 AM
Howard recipe for boreard success

1-log in
2-fill the front page with threads repeating the same stupid tired diatribes, nostalgia and non funny fart jokes
3-keep thinking he is funny until people get tired of him which in reality is 5 minutes after he arrives
4-meltdown and delete the last 15 posts
5- run off to another board
6- rinse, repeat at other board and so on and so on until he returns to do the same here again
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 28, 2015, 09:30:57 AM
I have always said that Getbig is at it's best when the full roster is available to post. Everyone has the right to ignore which ever posters they want. I personally skip practically everything that Johnny Falcon posts, but that does not mean that other people do not enjoy what he writes.


That is why I hope that the mods would consider bringing posters like Josh and Junior back for the new year.

You don't have to like them, but you also don't have to respond to them either.

Nobody cares what you think, do you even work out or are  you just an alcoholic schmoe fishing for musclemen?
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: guyincognito on December 28, 2015, 09:31:01 AM
That guy should kill himself.
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: MANGOOS on December 28, 2015, 09:44:24 AM
Howard the cuckold :P
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: doggler on December 28, 2015, 09:51:23 AM
Divorced ????  ;D How many wives?
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 28, 2015, 09:52:20 AM
Divorced ????  ;D How many wives?

he will be receiving lustful phone calls from the mayor of bodybuilding soon enough
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 28, 2015, 10:03:26 AM
Welcome back Howard!

"1"
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: calfzilla on December 28, 2015, 10:08:57 AM
He never left. He was still signing on.  :D :D

He sure deleted a lot of posts before "leaving for good"
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: doggler on December 28, 2015, 10:16:08 AM
Since he is unemployed does that mean all his exes will have to financially support him?  ??? ;D
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: _bruce_ on December 28, 2015, 10:18:13 AM
The real Howard was black.
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Post by: TTfit on December 28, 2015, 10:19:04 AM
His wife left? Wasn't that his fourth?
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Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 28, 2015, 11:48:34 AM
I think someone else is running the Howard account now
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: bigmikecox on December 28, 2015, 11:49:50 AM
Never left!/ last see "rockin" a man-bun at Golden Corral and mumbling about competing and "Ped's"

LMAO....Love the Golden Coral reference!
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: calfzilla on December 28, 2015, 03:13:35 PM
Howard the cuckold :P

Howard the cuck
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: wes on December 28, 2015, 03:17:52 PM
(https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.M0c647f907da192aab7029ae5e80d7a9fo0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300)
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Mr.1derful on December 28, 2015, 03:30:32 PM
Now with no job and his wife left him  :'(

Another wife left him?  How many is that now? ???  Oh well, he'll be remarried by weeks end. 
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 28, 2015, 05:09:33 PM
It shouldn't be that hard to find a job as a physics teacher, or.. ???
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 28, 2015, 05:24:29 PM
Is this the guy who of instead of paying the light bill, he would purchase soiled posing trucks from the 5% crew?
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Chacka on December 28, 2015, 05:25:24 PM

if he were to get ready for an upcoming local show and post about it from time to time it may help him keep his mind off things and focus his ienergies is positive direction ???
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: UKwildcat on December 28, 2015, 05:36:02 PM
Howard the cuckold :P

Hmmm What a flaming  response
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Bix on December 28, 2015, 06:22:16 PM
I love Howard.
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Rambone on December 28, 2015, 06:48:09 PM
The real Howard was black.

Niburu.
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: Howard on December 28, 2015, 06:55:23 PM
I have always said that Getbig is at it's best when the full roster is available to post. Everyone has the right to ignore which ever posters they want. I personally skip practically everything that Johnny Falcon posts, but that does not mean that other people do not enjoy what he writes.


That is why I hope that the mods would consider bringing posters like Josh and Junior back for the new year.

You don't have to like them, but you also don't have to respond to them either.

Bingo!

Imagine how entertaining getbig could be if we had a few funny pros like Bob Chick posting along with : GH15 , squadfather, Basille, Goodrum, chad mower , Booty,  etc * please add names I forgot, thanks.

Infamous regulars like M.O.S., SF1900, Walter White and GFR may not agree with me but who gives a fuk, they are interesting.
Ripping on each other is all good and part of the fun.
What disturbs me is when someone thinks it should creep back into "real life" and wants to take it off getbig.

To me the forums are fun and meant to be a goofy game left to the forum and only the forum.

Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: guyincognito on December 28, 2015, 06:56:43 PM
Chick is a lackey piece of shit.
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Howard on December 28, 2015, 06:58:59 PM
Chick is a lackey piece of shit.

THAT attitude is the problem. Who gives a shit what he does in real life when posting on getbig.
Chick is a funny , interesting poster with real ties to the industry.
I like the guy, but what really matters is what he posts on getbig, no more, no less.
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: guyincognito on December 28, 2015, 07:01:48 PM
THAT attitude is the problem. Who gives a shit what he does in real life when posting on getbig.
Chick is a funny , interesting poster with real ties to the industry.
I like the guy, but what really matters is what he posts on getbig, no more, no less.

And he often posted blatant lies and ridiculous justifications for the IFBB which he rightly got slaughtered for. All i'm saying.

Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Howard on December 28, 2015, 07:13:16 PM
And he often posted blatant lies and ridiculous justifications for the IFBB which he rightly got slaughtered for. All i'm saying.



I personally like and admire Chick and I didn't always agree with him.

yeah , he got a lot of negative replies when he tried to toe the company line.
BUT, that's exactly why we need him to post here. THAT interaction is fun and Chick can handle the heat and haters .
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: SF1900 on December 28, 2015, 07:22:53 PM
Bingo!

Imagine how entertaining getbig could be if we had a few funny pros like Bob Chick posting along with : GH15 , squadfather, Basille, Goodrum, chad mower , Booty,  etc * please add names I forgot, thanks.

Infamous regulars like M.O.S., SF1900, Walter White and GFR may not agree with me but who gives a fuk, they are interesting.
Ripping on each other is all good and part of the fun.
What disturbs me is when someone thinks it should creep back into "real life" and wants to take it off getbig.

To me the forums are fun and meant to be a goofy game left to the forum and only the forum.



The problem is that many of the above posters are funny. Your fart jokes are lame. :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: Howard on December 28, 2015, 07:33:30 PM
The problem is that many of the above posters are funny. Your fart jokes are lame. :-\ :-\

So, my fart jokes stink? Hmmmmm....if nothing else my lame jokes make the others more funny.
Kinda like  Ronnie Coleman posing next to King Kamali.
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: Never1AShow on December 28, 2015, 08:10:22 PM
So, my fart jokes stink? Hmmmmm....if nothing else my lame jokes make the others more funny.
Kinda like  Ronnie Coleman posing next to King Kamali.

You missed the opportunity to comment on the day after Christmas smell at the gym, being stunk up by old man turkey farts.  Welcome back though, care to comment?
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: ritch on December 28, 2015, 09:00:04 PM
So, my fart jokes stink? Hmmmmm....if nothing else my lame jokes make the others more funny.
Kinda like  Ronnie Coleman posing next to King Kamali.

Haha, that one was pretty good!
Welcome back Howard.

I'm not a hater like the others to ya, but will keep you in check when you post too much dumb stuff. Before you let that bother you, just remember it's for the best in regards to your longevity this time around.

I do think you have some interesting stories and have a history to share, those are your best posts!
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Donny on December 29, 2015, 01:28:15 AM
It shouldn't be that hard to find a job as a physics teacher, or.. ???
Cabaret queer gives advice. Only physics you know is what penetrates your star fish.. :-X
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 29, 2015, 02:30:29 AM
Bingo!

Imagine how entertaining getbig could be if we had a few funny pros like Bob Chick posting along with : GH15 , squadfather, Basille, Goodrum, chad mower , Booty,  etc * please add names I forgot, thanks.

Infamous regulars like M.O.S., SF1900, Walter White and GFR may not agree with me but who gives a fuk, they are interesting.
Ripping on each other is all good and part of the fun.
What disturbs me is when someone thinks it should creep back into "real life" and wants to take it off getbig.

To me the forums are fun and meant to be a goofy game left to the forum and only the forum.

I am happy to have you back, but I hope you will keep the fart jokes down to a minimum.
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: _aj_ on December 29, 2015, 04:33:43 AM
Here's a reason to have kids: so when your wife leaves you, you aren't forced to admit that a "bodybuilding" forum, where most of the members are bitter twinks that don't lift, is now the highlight of your life.
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: doggler on December 29, 2015, 06:18:24 AM
Another wife that had enough of Howards schmoeing !
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: R.A.M. on December 29, 2015, 06:58:15 AM
Here's a reason to have kids: so when your wife leaves you, you aren't forced to admit that a "bodybuilding" forum, where most of the members are bitter twinks that don't lift, is now the highlight of your life.

Perfect statement.  If done correctly, kids turn into great adults, and then you have them as life companions, and someone to talk to. My father is going through some tough shit, and my mom is great to talk to, but he finds more comfort in our conversations.
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Howard on December 29, 2015, 07:19:25 AM
Perfect statement.  If done correctly, kids turn into great adults, and then you have them as life companions, and someone to talk to. My father is going through some tough shit, and my mom is great to talk to, but he finds more comfort in our conversations.

My parents, siblings and all 4 grandparents are dead and I'm the last one left.
2 out of 3 nephews are total deadbeats.
I'm close to 60 now, retired and divorced more times then I care to admit.

I'll stick with my dogs at this point, thanks  ;)
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: Howard on December 29, 2015, 07:21:07 AM
Haha, that one was pretty good!
Welcome back Howard.

I'm not a hater like the others to ya, but will keep you in check when you post too much dumb stuff. Before you let that bother you, just remember it's for the best in regards to your longevity this time around.

I do think you have some interesting stories and have a history to share, those are your best posts!

I actually get a kick out of the insults and getting ragged on.
That's part of getbig's charm and appeal .

Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: R.A.M. on December 29, 2015, 07:33:55 AM
My parents, siblings and all 4 grandparents are dead and I'm the last one left.
2 out of 3 nephews are total deadbeats.
I'm close to 60 now, retired and divorced more times then I care to admit.

I'll stick with my dogs at this point, thanks  ;)

I agree my dogs are family too...  ;D 

What kind of canines you have Howard?
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Howard on December 30, 2015, 08:56:51 AM
I agree my dogs are family too...  ;D 

What kind of canines you have Howard?

Sheltie and a mixed breed dingo lookin' thing. Both rescue dogs.
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: 10pints on December 30, 2015, 10:18:02 AM
Welcome back Howard!

P.s. Fuck off!
Title: Re: Howard is back :-/
Post by: bigmikecox on December 30, 2015, 10:19:54 AM
I actually get a kick out of the insults and getting ragged on.
That's part of getbig's charm and appeal .



when Getbig talks shit about you...you know you have made it  ;D
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Donny on December 30, 2015, 10:26:58 AM
Howard is a crazy dude..you gotta love the Guy.
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Henda on December 30, 2015, 11:29:09 AM
I think the reason behind Howard's multiple failed marriages is that on paper he seems quite a good catch, professor, ex national bodybuilder ect but when they move in the horrific truth becomes apparent when the whole house stinks of shit all day long from fat guy flatuance, only ever talks about going to gym never actually going, him seedily lurking outside the toilet door wanking every time his wife tried to get a shit ect ect
A few weeks of this and they run for the hills
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 30, 2015, 11:35:11 AM
I think the reason behind Howard's multiple failed marriages is that on paper he seems quite a good catch, professor, ex national bodybuilder ect but when they move in the horrific truth becomes apparent when the whole house stinks of shit all day long from fat guy flatuance, only ever talks about going to gym never actually going, him seedily lurking outside the toilet door wanking every time his wife tried to get a shit ect ect
A few weeks of this and they run for the hills

probably wanking to bodybuilders and talking about bodybuilding 24/7 did not help either.

If you think his threads about longing for bodybuilding or reliving it over and over again for long and boring imagine when he actually verbalized it to his wife.
She probably ran off screaming into the night.
I suspect the dogs will chew off their leashes and follow suit soon enough.
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Howard on December 30, 2015, 11:43:12 AM
probably wanking to bodybuilders and talking about bodybuilding 24/7 did not help either.

If you think his threads about longing for bodybuilding or reliving it over and over again for long and boring imagine when he actually verbalized it to his wife.
She probably ran off screaming into the night.
I suspect the dogs will chew off their leashes and follow suit soon enough.

Hmmm, that's what happens when you let her out of the basement chamber.
FYI, she didn't run off screaming because she was smart that would wake me up.

The dogs will remain locked inside the pen after reading this warning.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Howard is back
Post by: Howard on December 30, 2015, 11:44:19 AM
I think the reason behind Howard's multiple failed marriages is that on paper he seems quite a good catch, professor, ex national bodybuilder ect but when they move in the horrific truth becomes apparent when the whole house stinks of shit all day long from fat guy flatuance, only ever talks about going to gym never actually going, him seedily lurking outside the toilet door wanking every time his wife tried to get a shit ect ect
A few weeks of this and they run for the hills

Sounds like someone finally gets me !

What are doing for the next 30 years ? ;)