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Title: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: Henda on December 28, 2015, 11:54:16 AM
As 2016 draws to a close, it's yet another year without any sexual contact with a female whatsoever for poor shizzo. I feel we at getbig should rectify this unfortunate situation and each kick in a fiver a piece and a nominated trusted getbigger should use the proceeds order an hour with a local prostitute for him,as it's been a while he can't be picky so cheapest possible will do.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: guyincognito on December 28, 2015, 11:56:23 AM
In. So long as it's bareback. Up the ass. Creampie. And afterwards Shizzo has to shit out the cum and lick it from the floor.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 28, 2015, 11:59:09 AM
In. As long as we send Tbombz or Goodrum to him.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 28, 2015, 12:00:19 PM
ShiZa is a train wreck
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Post by: falco on December 28, 2015, 12:03:05 PM
BridesforShizzles.com.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: denarii on December 28, 2015, 12:03:44 PM
Since no one has offered money as yet. Looks like ass generator will have to step up to do the deed
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 28, 2015, 12:05:16 PM
We need to generate a few asses for Shizzles.

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Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: Royalty on December 28, 2015, 12:11:43 PM
As 2016 draws to a close, it's yet another year without any sexual contact with a female whatsoever for poor shizzo. I feel we at getbig should rectify this unfortunate situation and each kick in a fiver a piece and a nominated trusted getbigger should use the proceeds order an hour with a local prostitute for him,as it's been a while he can't be picky so cheapest possible will do.

Can we get a hold of this guy?
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: Henda on December 28, 2015, 12:14:49 PM
Since no one has offered money as yet. Looks like ass generator will have to step up to do the deed

We're up to 15 dollars last I checked you fat piece of shit, at this rate we will be able to afford him a mail order bride like you have
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: King Shizzo on December 28, 2015, 12:19:11 PM
Did I black out for an entire year?
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: AlphaGyno on December 28, 2015, 12:43:07 PM
I've got vissy on the phone now, he's willing to fist shitzo but he says nothing less shoulder deep will suffice.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 28, 2015, 12:46:18 PM
I've got vissy on the phone now, he's willing to fist shitzo but he says nothing less shoulder deep will suffice.

Vissy has a wide sexual taste: Obese black males and white twinks. I am sure Vissy would give Shizzo a gay romp romp for less than a 100 dollars.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: BB on December 28, 2015, 12:53:09 PM
Vissy has a wide sexual taste: Obese black males and white twinks. I am sure Vissy would give Shizzo a gay romp romp for less than a 100 dollars.

I don't know, there's a wildness in those wandering eyes of Vissy's. I think he'd wear poor Shizz out.

Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: King Shizzo on December 28, 2015, 12:55:00 PM
Hahaha
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 28, 2015, 12:55:54 PM
I don't know, there's a wildness in those wandering eyes of Vissy's. I think he'd wear poor Shizz out.

are you saying that Vissy sucks harder than a Dyson Vacuum cleaner once he gets his mouth fixated on a penis? I guess it is a vacuum locking, mechanically speaking, of sorts.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 28, 2015, 12:56:27 PM
Would be a Gay Rump Romp or a Gay Rump Roast of Peace
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Post by: _bruce_ on December 28, 2015, 01:00:54 PM
Christina Aguilliuiuerrea may come in handy... bottle and butt lubed to the max.

Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: BB on December 28, 2015, 01:04:47 PM
are you saying that Vissy sucks harder than a Dyson Vacuum cleaner once he gets his mouth fixated on a penis? I guess it is a vacuum locking, mechanically speaking, of sorts.

Yes. Could you imagine the anxiety a fellow like Shizzo would feel if Vissy bent over, and told him to "wear it out like Venom Vince used to do!!!!". Naw, best to start him off slow. He needs an old school hooker with a heart of gold. Perhaps Seb knows an old Romanian gal that could break him in?
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 28, 2015, 01:06:31 PM
I don't know, there's a wildness in those wandering eyes of Vissy's. I think he'd wear poor Shizz out.



At least one eye would be concentrating on shizzo's prick while the other eye would simultaneously be staring lustily into his eyes

or if they are fucking he could keep one eye on the fucking while simultaneously the other eye would be watching the trailer door for Shizzo's parents
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 28, 2015, 01:06:55 PM
In. So long as it's bareback. Up the ass. Creampie. And afterwards Shizzo has to shit out the cum and lick it from the floor.


(http://s1.postimg.org/q368fyn2n/111.jpg)
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: el numero uno on December 28, 2015, 01:12:22 PM
Primemuscle will donate two Viagra pills. He doesn't need them anymore now that he and his bf broke up.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: guyincognito on December 28, 2015, 01:16:43 PM
Christina Aguilliuiuerrea may come in handy... bottle and butt lubed to the max.

She was so cute back then. Would LOVE to eat her snatch ca. 1999.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: gym**rat on December 28, 2015, 01:30:35 PM
I would trade him sisters. He can do whatever he wants to mine, I don't like her anyway. I have seen recent pics of his sister, I likey!  ;D
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: Henda on December 28, 2015, 01:34:25 PM
I would trade him sisters. He can do whatever he wants to mine, I don't like her anyway. I have seen recent pics of his sister, I likey!  ;D

Please share
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 28, 2015, 01:34:39 PM
I'm pretty sure that many women appreciate Shaun's loyal & funny features.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: King Shizzo on December 28, 2015, 01:54:10 PM
I'm pretty sure that many women appreciate Shaun's loyal & funny features.
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Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 28, 2015, 02:16:27 PM
(http://skrattsajten.com/wp-content/uploads/Smeagol.gif)

In before iMeister shows up...
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: Skeletor on December 28, 2015, 02:28:13 PM
He can share Possum with Wiggs.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=328243.0;attach=368165;image)
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 28, 2015, 02:28:56 PM
Caitlyn Jenner AND Possum for Shizzy!
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Post by: doggler on December 28, 2015, 03:02:10 PM
Get him this !
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Post by: funk51 on December 28, 2015, 03:05:04 PM
 ::) ::) ::) ::) :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: King Shizzo on December 28, 2015, 03:14:56 PM
Get him this !
I already received the Rolls Royce of sex toys for Christmas:

I got a Real Doll. Kaitlyn Jenner special edition.

Its the Swiss Army Knife of blowup dolls.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 28, 2015, 03:31:22 PM
...

Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: visualizeperfection on December 28, 2015, 03:51:24 PM
Haha. The redneck fuckass shitso thinks it's all a big joke.


It's not. He is pathetic.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: gym**rat on December 28, 2015, 06:16:34 PM
Please share

I believe if I did that would get me banned. I will tell you this, I was shocked how sexy she is. Very sultry woman.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: guyincognito on December 28, 2015, 06:26:15 PM
I believe if I did that would get me banned. I will tell you this, I was shocked how sexy she is. Very sultry woman.

Ugly face but huge tits right? Huge tits can make up for a busted up face somewhat. Can turn a 5 into a 7.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: gym**rat on December 28, 2015, 07:28:59 PM
Ugly face but huge tits right? Huge tits can make up for a busted up face somewhat. Can turn a 5 into a 7.

I thought her face was fairly attractive. Nice rack and rest of the body pretty good. I would give her a good 7.5.
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: Howard on December 28, 2015, 07:38:11 PM
I suggest we...no, I got nothing, sorry Shizzo :'(
Title: Re: Sex for shizzo 2016
Post by: guyincognito on December 28, 2015, 07:50:01 PM
I thought her face was fairly attractive. Nice rack and rest of the body pretty good. I would give her a good 7.5.

Nicccce. Would love to pork her.