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Title: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 29, 2015, 05:51:27 PM
....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: guyincognito on December 29, 2015, 05:52:58 PM
Sagami condoms?
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 29, 2015, 05:55:24 PM
No,fucking Durex Elite.

Durex condoms,as expensive as they are,have snapped for me a couple of times.

Cheap ones were always fine.

I should sue them.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: trapz101 on December 29, 2015, 05:56:05 PM
durex is shit..all marketing hype
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Lustral on December 29, 2015, 05:57:11 PM
I got a kid out of those, good luck. Can't imagine you will catch much, women are the worse off here. What did you give her?
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: guyincognito on December 29, 2015, 05:59:01 PM
Yeah, you should sue. If you win your family could use the money after you're gone.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: el numero uno on December 29, 2015, 06:00:21 PM
I got a kid out of those, good luck. Can't imagine you will catch much, women are the worse off here. What did you give her?

A kid after a broken condom? :(

Last week I was freaked out. A girl friend I banged told me she thought she was pregnant but luckily she wasn't. It was a one night stand. Imagine a kid out of one night stand. :(
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Donny on December 29, 2015, 06:00:38 PM
....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Lustral on December 29, 2015, 06:09:45 PM
A kid after a broken condom? :(

Last week I was freaked out. A girl friend I banged told me she thought she was pregnant but luckily she wasn't. It was a one night stand. Imagine a kid out of one night stand. :(

Yeah imagine.. well it was prob 3rd time I banged her but out of 3 times using protection that is a bad miss/hit rate. Was worst thing in the world at time, soon as I saw him I changed mind immediately.

She was not a hooker I banged anally though. Never been with a hooker, never would be.

PS My first gf said she might be pregnant after we broke up in a blatant attempt to sabotage my new relationship. That was probably reason.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 29, 2015, 06:12:03 PM
I got a kid out of those, good luck. Can't imagine you will catch much, women are the worse off here. What did you give her?

30$.

That`s her rate,you can fuck wherever you want.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Nether Animal on December 29, 2015, 06:12:23 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=589231.0;attach=664431;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?PHPSESSID=0577cc16e057ff8d2cfea5c4be4fae6e&action=dlattach;topic=209616.0;attach=244801;image)
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Howard on December 29, 2015, 06:17:26 PM
....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?

You painted a clear, accurate mental pic of the whole shitty situation...excuse me while I go to the bathroom to puke now.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: jaejonna on December 29, 2015, 06:23:36 PM
what did the guy say after you told him ?
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: ritch on December 29, 2015, 06:40:31 PM
$30 to fuck her?

I'd go for that if she didn't look too disgusting.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 29, 2015, 07:04:53 PM
lol, condoms...
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: calfzilla on December 29, 2015, 08:12:55 PM
Did you get to finish? Get another condom? Clean the shit off yo dick?
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 29, 2015, 08:43:26 PM
first time here a getbiggers condom broke inside a female, usually its a tranny.

are you 100% sure you did not feel your junk slapping against a set of balls with each thrust that weren't yours?
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: gmflex on December 29, 2015, 08:53:47 PM
 :o
 :-X
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 30, 2015, 08:21:21 AM
I wouldn't worry, I heard tbombz having the aids is all a hoax.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 30, 2015, 08:40:00 AM
Need to lube that shitter properly broseph.

It doesn't matter at this point though because you probably gonna die of Super AIDS.

Condolences.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: hench on December 30, 2015, 09:21:20 AM
Why the arse of a dirty prozzie, whats up with the pussy?

....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: hardgainerj on December 30, 2015, 09:27:14 AM
....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?
why did you fuck ass
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: polychronopolous on December 30, 2015, 09:45:01 AM
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: bigmikecox on December 30, 2015, 10:04:51 AM
....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?

did you at least finish in her ass??????
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Skylge on December 30, 2015, 11:14:13 AM
....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?

Sounds like you had a great Xmas
Now nothing you can do except stop worrying, which is pointless as you can't undo the whole thing

Use a different brand of condom next time

Because of the social stigma, people worry too much about STD's. Getting the flu usually is much worse
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: WannaBePro on December 30, 2015, 11:34:17 AM
Why the arse of a dirty prozzie, whats up with the pussy?


why did you fuck ass

Probably because for $30 her pussy was probably the "hot dog down a hallway" variety. I don't blame him for going the back door route.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: local hero on December 30, 2015, 02:42:11 PM
why did you fuck ass


It probly smelled cleaner than the pussy?
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: HTexan on December 30, 2015, 03:05:35 PM
STDs:1 You:0
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 30, 2015, 06:27:13 PM
Why were you wearing a condom in the first place? You can't get her preggers from the ass.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Griffith on December 30, 2015, 10:05:57 PM
Sounds like you had a great Xmas
Now nothing you can do except stop worrying, which is pointless as you can't undo the whole thing

Use a different brand of condom next time

Because of the social stigma, people worry too much about STD's. Getting the flu usually is much worse

Except the flu goes away in a week or two and then you stop the medication instead of using it for the rest of your life, which will probably be shortened.

And then you still have to deal with side-effects and costs of medication and avoid getting the flu, which could kill you.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: The True Adonis on December 30, 2015, 10:12:58 PM
....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?
And to think,
You call yourself Rusty Trombone.  ::)
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: HTexan on December 30, 2015, 10:24:27 PM
Except the flu goes away in a week or two and then you stop the medication instead of using it for the rest of your life, which will probably be shortened.

And then you still have to deal with side-effects and costs of medication and avoid getting the flu, which could kill you.
This.
Hep c and hiv meds are $$$ and can have side effects.

This dude speaks like a giant walking Herpe.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Mrdibbs on December 30, 2015, 10:27:47 PM
Dont worry. You wont get anything serious.

Odds are heavily in your favor. You could rub yourself in with hiv positive blood and the chances of you getting it while having a couple cuts is slim to none.

Anal sex (the giving party haha) is like 0.03% if she (or he) is positive.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: visualizeperfection on December 30, 2015, 11:17:24 PM
Don't worry bruh, dudes cant get preggers and only the bottom is really susceptible to AIDS. (unless both parties are black hebrew)
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: Rusty Trombone on January 01, 2016, 11:40:50 PM
Don't worry bruh, dudes cant get preggers and only the bottom is really susceptible to AIDS. (unless both parties are black hebrew)
Lol/




Did you get to finish? Get another condom? Clean the shit off yo dick?

I didn`t fuck her after that but I busted a nut on her face,actually she got in the eyes but I didn`t aim ta the eyes.

Cleaned the shit off my dick,but only when I got home.

Dont worry. You wont get anything serious.

Odds are heavily in your favor. You could rub yourself in with hiv positive blood and the chances of you getting it while having a couple cuts is slim to none.

Anal sex (the giving party haha) is like 0.03% if she (or he) is positive.
Thanks bro.




why did you fuck ass
She offers oral,vaginal,anal package.

Sounds like you had a great Xmas
Now nothing you can do except stop worrying, which is pointless as you can't undo the whole thing

Use a different brand of condom next time

Because of the social stigma, people worry too much about STD's. Getting the flu usually is much worse
Thanks.




And to think,
You call yourself Rusty Trombone.  ::)

Yeah,I know....but this whore has taken literally 10 thousand cocks probably in the ass,pussy and mouth.  Few cocks every night for the last few years.




Why the arse of a dirty prozzie, whats up with the pussy?

Did the pussy too actually.




STDs:1 You:0
Good one. :-[




Need to lube that shitter properly broseph.

It doesn't matter at this point though because you probably gonna die of Super AIDS.

Condolences.
Yeah prob.... >:(
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: PJim on January 02, 2016, 01:22:52 AM
Do folks really find it that difficult to get some action without paying upfront for it? I just wonder how desperate people must get to put their health on the line so readily. Can't you just jerk off? ???

Risky porking of peace.
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: balzac on January 02, 2016, 03:27:57 AM
 :-X


I didn`t fuck her after that but I busted a nut on her face,actually she got in the eyes but I didn`t aim ta the eyes.

Cleaned the shit off my dick,but only when I got home.

(http://nancybeth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Dirty-hands.jpg)
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: HTexan on January 02, 2016, 12:34:14 PM
Do folks really find it that difficult to get some action without paying upfront for it? I just wonder how desperate people must get to put their health on the line so readily. Can't you just jerk off? ???

Risky porking of peace.
So you're saying he is an ugly fat piece of shit that can't reach his dick?  ???
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: PJim on January 02, 2016, 12:40:52 PM
So you're saying he is an ugly fat piece of shit that can't reach his dick?  ???

I'm saying the prostitutes look like they've been in a famine and he looks like he caused it
Title: Re: So my condom broke today....
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 02, 2016, 12:50:28 PM
Sounds like an A'retardo story