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So as an 18 yr old i moved away from home in Cleveland to Toledo , Ohio. Its about 90 minutes west of Cleveland. Lucky for me, all the dorms were full so i lived in an aprtment just across the street from campus with a roommate. Now, i didnt know the roommate prior to moving, i think my parents met his at Orientation and being that he was black (and a MAJOR Malcolm X follower) they thought it would be "cool" if we lived together. Ok, whatever. Anyway, i move in and get all my shit together and we have some time to kill. Lucky for me, he knew some girls that went to Toledo also. They were from his hometown of Youngstown. One was black, one was Asian-ish. Forgot the black shicks name, but the Asian was Jeanette. Was about 5'8, long black hair, decent body. So, they come over and we head out and go downtown. Nothing fancy in downtown Toledo but nasty strip clubs (will tell an AWESOME story about me banging a fatty i met on Spring Break a few years later that worked at one of the strip clubs) and hookers. So its about 11pm and we head back to our place. Me and Jeanette are flirting and sitting in the back seat and grabs my hand. Ahhhhhhhhhh shit!! Now, back then my dick would get hard when the wind blew and i know i seem like a bad ass pimp, but i had only banged 3 girls prior to leaving for college so i wasnt THAT experienced.
So we are chilling and shit and i go into my room for something. When i turn around Jeanette has came in and shut the door. ITS GOING DOWN...i think to myself. Sooooo, we start kissing. Off comes the bra. DAMN!!! She has some nice tits and those big, dark nipples. So i suck the boobies a bit and move south. The pants come off and so do the panties and back then, bald beaver wasnt popular. She had the 1970s Christy Cayon bush!!! So, i go down on her and this bitch is WET!!! Like, sopping wet. And back then i wasnt the pussy licking master i am now and didnt like it too much but i did it anyway. Noting worse than a hairy bush! After about 5 minutes of muff diving, i head back up and say "suck my dick" Her response, "I dont suck dick" WTF?? Bitch i just ate your hairy pussy! Fuck it. So, i go to get on top thinking she may tell me to stop and put a condom on but NO!!! RAW pussy! Now, prior to this i banged the 2 of the 3 chicks before her raw but they werent THIS wet.
I enter her. OMFG, this asian pussy feels GREAT and tight! I look at the mirror next to bed and her yellow legs are open taking my dick......Oh shit.....I felt something. Something i was famiiar with...an orgasm! FUCK!!! Not yet, please not yet! Quick, think of baseball.....Nothing worked and within 4 minutes i was done! Came right inside her! FUUUCCCKKKK!!! She looks at me and says "Did you cum inside me?" I reply, "No, i pulled it out" But the look of disappointment on her face was obvious. I told her not to worry bc i can get hard again. She went to the bathroom to clean my teen creampie up, comes back in, gets dressed and says "See ya around campus." I saw her a few weeks later hoping to get another shot at that asian puffer fish, but she wasnt having it.
More Stories to Cum. Next: BMC and the Goth BBW. Another take of premature ejaculation
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One Pump Chump Of Peace LOL ;D
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One Pump Chump Of Peace LOL ;D
10 pumps of peace :o
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Now, back then my dick would get hard when the wind blew
Lol, like anything has changed.
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Sounds like my community college days!
Left many a broads wanting more...
and going elsewhere :D
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Lol, like anything has changed.
Deca Dick...takes FOREVER now!!!
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After about 5 minutes of muff diving, i head back up and say "suck my dick" Her response, "I dont suck dick" WTF??
I'd have just walked out on the bitch at this point.
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So as an 18 yr old i moved away from home in Cleveland to Toledo , Ohio. Its about 90 minutes west of Cleveland. Lucky for me, all the dorms were full so i lived in an aprtment just across the street from campus with a roommate. Now, i didnt know the roommate prior to moving, i think my parents met his at Orientation and being that he was black (and a MAJOR Malcolm X follower) they thought it would be "cool" if we lived together. Ok, whatever. Anyway, i move in and get all my shit together and we have some time to kill. Lucky for me, he knew some girls that went to Toledo also. They were from his hometown of Youngstown. One was black, one was Asian-ish. Forgot the black shicks name, but the Asian was Jeanette. Was about 5'8, long black hair, decent body. So, they come over and we head out and go downtown. Nothing fancy in downtown Toledo but nasty strip clubs (will tell an AWESOME story about me banging a fatty i met on Spring Break a few years later that worked at one of the strip clubs) and hookers. So its about 11pm and we head back to our place. Me and Jeanette are flirting and sitting in the back seat and grabs my hand. Ahhhhhhhhhh shit!! Now, back then my dick would get hard when the wind blew and i know i seem like a bad ass pimp, but i had only banged 3 girls prior to leaving for college so i wasnt THAT experienced.
So we are chilling and shit and i go into my room for something. When i turn around Jeanette has came in and shut the door. ITS GOING DOWN...i think to myself. Sooooo, we start kissing. Off comes the bra. DAMN!!! She has some nice tits and those big, dark nipples. So i suck the boobies a bit and move south. The pants come off and so do the panties and back then, bald beaver wasnt popular. She had the 1970s Christy Cayon bush!!! So, i go down on her and this bitch is WET!!! Like, sopping wet. And back then i wasnt the pussy licking master i am now and didnt like it too much but i did it anyway. Noting worse than a hairy bush! After about 5 minutes of muff diving, i head back up and say "suck my dick" Her response, "I dont suck dick" WTF?? Bitch i just ate your hairy pussy! Fuck it. So, i go to get on top thinking she may tell me to stop and put a condom on but NO!!! RAW pussy! Now, prior to this i banged the 2 of the 3 chicks before her raw but they werent THIS wet.
I enter her. OMFG, this asian pussy feels GREAT and tight! I look at the mirror next to bed and her yellow legs are open taking my dick......Oh shit.....I felt something. Something i was famiiar with...an orgasm! FUCK!!! Not yet, please not yet! Quick, think of baseball.....Nothing worked and within 4 minutes i was done! Came right inside her! FUUUCCCKKKK!!! She looks at me and says "Did you cum inside me?" I reply, "No, i pulled it out" But the look of disappointment on her face was obvious. I told her not to worry bc i can get hard again. She went to the bathroom to clean my teen creampie up, comes back in, gets dressed and says "See ya around campus." I saw her a few weeks later hoping to get another shot at that asian puffer fish, but she wasnt having it.
More Stories to Cum. Next: BMC and the Goth BBW. Another take of premature ejaculation
Actually, BMC, 4 minutes put you in the average category. Good job, broskie!!
"He trots out statistics from previous sex studies to that end: that the length of the average sex act is 7.3 minutes, but an "astonishing" 43% of such acts are completed within 2 minutes."
"This isn't exactly breaking news. Alfred Kinsey determined decades ago that the majority of men ejaculated in 2 minutes or less."
"A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life."
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So as an 18 yr old i moved away from home in Cleveland to Toledo , Ohio. Its about 90 minutes west of Cleveland. Lucky for me, all the dorms were full so i lived in an aprtment just across the street from campus with a roommate. Now, i didnt know the roommate prior to moving, i think my parents met his at Orientation and being that he was black (and a MAJOR Malcolm X follower) they thought it would be "cool" if we lived together. Ok, whatever. Anyway, i move in and get all my shit together and we have some time to kill. Lucky for me, he knew some girls that went to Toledo also. They were from his hometown of Youngstown. One was black, one was Asian-ish. Forgot the black shicks name, but the Asian was Jeanette. Was about 5'8, long black hair, decent body. So, they come over and we head out and go downtown. Nothing fancy in downtown Toledo but nasty strip clubs (will tell an AWESOME story about me banging a fatty i met on Spring Break a few years later that worked at one of the strip clubs) and hookers. So its about 11pm and we head back to our place. Me and Jeanette are flirting and sitting in the back seat and grabs my hand. Ahhhhhhhhhh shit!! Now, back then my dick would get hard when the wind blew and i know i seem like a bad ass pimp, but i had only banged 3 girls prior to leaving for college so i wasnt THAT experienced.
So we are chilling and shit and i go into my room for something. When i turn around Jeanette has came in and shut the door. ITS GOING DOWN...i think to myself. Sooooo, we start kissing. Off comes the bra. DAMN!!! She has some nice tits and those big, dark nipples. So i suck the boobies a bit and move south. The pants come off and so do the panties and back then, bald beaver wasnt popular. She had the 1970s Christy Cayon bush!!! So, i go down on her and this bitch is WET!!! Like, sopping wet. And back then i wasnt the pussy licking master i am now and didnt like it too much but i did it anyway. Noting worse than a hairy bush! After about 5 minutes of muff diving, i head back up and say "suck my dick" Her response, "I dont suck dick" WTF?? Bitch i just ate your hairy pussy! Fuck it. So, i go to get on top thinking she may tell me to stop and put a condom on but NO!!! RAW pussy! Now, prior to this i banged the 2 of the 3 chicks before her raw but they werent THIS wet.
I enter her. OMFG, this asian pussy feels GREAT and tight! I look at the mirror next to bed and her yellow legs are open taking my dick......Oh shit.....I felt something. Something i was famiiar with...an orgasm! FUCK!!! Not yet, please not yet! Quick, think of baseball.....Nothing worked and within 4 minutes i was done! Came right inside her! FUUUCCCKKKK!!! She looks at me and says "Did you cum inside me?" I reply, "No, i pulled it out" But the look of disappointment on her face was obvious. I told her not to worry bc i can get hard again. She went to the bathroom to clean my teen creampie up, comes back in, gets dressed and says "See ya around campus." I saw her a few weeks later hoping to get another shot at that asian puffer fish, but she wasnt having it.
More Stories to Cum. Next: BMC and the Goth BBW. Another take of premature ejaculation
I went down on a bloater once when shit faced and she refused to suck me off after too.
To make matters worse, her minge tasted like licking the end of a battery.
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I went down on a bloater once when shit faced and she refused to suck me off after too.
To make matters worse, her minge tasted like licking the end of a battery.
she needs some of the pH water
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On Thursday night, Toledo came alive (for Toledo in 1991/92). It was THE night to go out. The place most went was called The Beju (BeeJew). It was a HUGE dance club. Now, prior to going to college i attended an all male catholic high school and competed a lot (2-3 shows a year from 89-91) and didnt go out at all, other to my Italian g/f's house for some covered sex when she felt like giving it up. Anyhoo, me and this other dude decide to go out. He was cool, but older so he could buy booze and drive. Now back then, my drink of choice was St. Ides. It was like $1.79 for a 40 oz and i could drink one and be FUCKED up. So, i drank one and was FUCKED up.
We walk into the club and my dick is happy. There are a LOT bitches here...in tight tops, short skirts and big 1990s hair. So like a vulcher in the sky i find my prey. There she is. A got looking chick. LONG black hair to her ass, black nail polish and lipstick....and she is a BBW. About 5'3, and close to 190lbs and MASSIVE tits! I walk past and see she was checking me out. SCORE! Time to move in. I talk some shit, we dance, kiss and she asks "want to come over?" HELL MUTHAFUCKING YEAH!!!! IM GONNA GET SOME PUSSY!!! And back then, God bless any girl that wanted to give it up.
So my boy drops us off at her place and she actually lives in the same apartment complex. We go in and i have to be quiet bc "my roommate is sleep". Whatever bitch, just get naked. So we go in her room and off come the clothes. Oooh weeee, this bitch is pale and has bit tits. BUT, you guessed it, big fucking bush! WTF? She lays ME down and starts blowing me. And she is good at it. But what would i know, ive only had 2 blowjobs up to this point. So she is sucking for a minute and i was about to blow it so i tell her to stop and lay down. Here we go again, munching a furry meat pie. So i go to work for a good 15 mintues and then she pulls me up, kisses me and tells me to fuck her. But im ready. I tell her its been a while so it might be quick. And it was! LMAO! But, this time i was able to last a good 10 minutes. Didnt pull out bc she didnt tell me to. But, like most of the pigs ive fucked in my life, as soon as i got off, the horny left and i needed to get the fuck out. I mean, her tits were nice, but she wasnt that hot. So im laying there and she starts to cuddle but im tired, drunk and just got off. After about 10 minutes of me laying there like a corpse she falls asleep and i sneak out.
Funny thing is, we stayed cool for the rest of they year and i even got a blowjob (and she swollowed) from her the summer after my freshman year
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I went down on a bloater once when shit faced and she refused to suck me off after too.
To make matters worse, her minge tasted like licking the end of a battery.
Nothing worse than bad tasting kitty :-X
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(http://eveinfo.net/wiki/jewbee.jpg)
The Beju (BeeJew)
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lol :D
Great story can't wait for the sequel :D
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lol :D
Great story can't wait for the sequel :D
I imagine the women will continue to progress in size.
Awaiting the story where BMC has to climb out of a snatch he falls into.
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Dear Penthouse. I was a freshman at a small mid-western university...
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We walk into the club and my dick is happy. There are a LOT bitches here...in tight tops, short skirts and big 1990s hair. So like a vulcher in the sky i find my prey. There she is. A got looking chick. LONG black hair to her ass, black nail polish and lipstick....and she is a BBW. About 5'3, and close to 190lbs and MASSIVE tits! I walk past and see she was checking me out. SCORE! Time to move in. I talk some shit, we dance, kiss and she asks "want to come over?" HELL MUTHAFUCKING YEAH!!!! IM GONNA GET SOME PUSSY!!! And back then, God bless any girl that wanted to give it up.
Vulcher or Vulture?
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Altough i want to puke at his love for fat chicks i still cant stop reading..good stories 😀
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I can only imagine the quality poon that came out of Toledo :-X
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I can only imagine the quality poon that came out of Toledo :-X
Good old midwestern snatch
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Met my best friend in Toledo. Sooo, we head out on a pootanh hunt at one of the local bars called Club College. By this time id graduated to Booone's Farm as my drink of choice. So like any college kid, we get shitfaced before we go and walk on over. As i enter, i smell a nice mix of fat and smoke. And in typical BMC style, i do my best Terminator impression and scan the room for a phatty! Now, my friend only fucks with HOT, small girls. So we are polar opposites. So we split up and see who can hook up. Then i see her. Short, blond, MASSIVE boobs, gut and ass! She's mine! Now at this time i had some size and like all insecure bbers i wear the tightest shirt and walk with ILS (imaginary lat syndrome). She is checking me out so i approach like a lion chasing prey. Blah, blah, blah and next thing we are dancing/grinding (hello instant boner). At this time my boy comes back with two girls and as im hugging the phatty i yell to him "I cant even get my arms around her..." The look of shame on my friends face is priceless. The girl that was for me turns and leaves so i go in for the kill with my plump princess! So i get her back to my apartment and her clothes come right off. I think she may have done this before. She drops to her knees and gives me the BEST BJ ive had up until this point. She was the FIRST girls to lick my balls and that is a favorite of mine until this day! Im all jazzed up so i eat the kitty like i just got of a concentration camp! I had a NICE glaze over my mouth and nose and best of all, she trimed her bush. So much easier to please you my dear.
I enter her. But this was not going to be some 4 pump chump shit. Missionary, doggy, and cowgirl.....Now, once this big bitch got on top, it was all over. She worked my like a slave!!!! And after about 30 minutes....SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right in the coochie! She wasnt happy! "IM NOT ON BIRTH CONTROL!!" In my head i say "well, better get an abortion". But i tell her im on a cycle of Cyp and she cant get pregant! She looks like she doesnt believe me but fuck it. I got off.
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(http://eveinfo.net/wiki/jewbee.jpg)
LOL :D
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Sounds like a lot of mixed race babies without fathers running around Toledo.
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Sounds like a lot of mixed race babies without fathers running around Toledo.
800-49-Maury
I AM NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!
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I'm starting to doubt that Mike is actually black. Three stories and three times eating a chick out. We all know black men don't eat pussy. Something don't add up here.
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b8/b8ee5f361098110de9085a1081a4535e98fc65e27641d5f8b81f697d4ec278b0.jpg)
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bwahahahahahahaha!!!! Not only do i eat it but im damn good at it
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BMC Legend status. Great poster
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I imagine the women will continue to progress in size.
Awaiting the story where BMC has to climb out of a snatch he falls into.
LOL!!
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Riveting stories Mike! :D
Great years of Peace
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Sounds like a lot of mixed race babies without fathers running around Toledo.
bwahahahahaah...thinking the same thing. Like 50% of those teens running through that mall were probably Mike's kids.
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I imagine the women will continue to progress in size.
Awaiting the story where BMC has to climb out of a snatch he falls into.
Ive got a story about a 250lber.....
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bwahahahahaah...thinking the same thing. Like 50% of those teens running through that mall were probably Mike's kids.
bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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Big Mike.. what made you transition to big chicks? Tell us the story!!!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Vb0FkXaP5Hc/UTHjr9WWJhI/AAAAAAAACAg/HuOGr6nOdbM/s1600/Campfire+Stories.jpg)
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Big Mike.. what made you transition to big chicks? Tell us the story!!!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Vb0FkXaP5Hc/UTHjr9WWJhI/AAAAAAAACAg/HuOGr6nOdbM/s1600/Campfire+Stories.jpg)
You know, I dont know. Ive banged/dated 3 FBB who juiced, a stripper who had a BANGING body, a few TINY petite girls and phat chicks. Now the REAL tiny girls were cool bc they were super snug and the muscle chicks were just AWESOME and horny from steroids, but a big girl....Man, they just feel RIGHT underneath me. The big tits and ass and i can rest my weight on them with no problem.
The one FBB i was dating had a body that was a 10+ but her face was a 5. It was bad. We didnt go out a lot bc of it. But she sucked my dick whenever i wanted, bought me shit and fucked me non stop. Even had a threesome with her and her friend. Out FIRST date she came over and had me give her 3cc of Laurabolin then we fucked! Muscle girls taste AWESOME. But i like the big ones. Now, id LOVE to bang Lexi Luxxe or Eliza Allure. Those are on my bucket list
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I think we should provide some pics to illustrate the awesome stories of BMC.
I start:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/04/article-2303845-1909A8AB000005DC-840_470x683.jpg)
Nothing worse than a hairy bush!
:D
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^^^LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But for real, shave that shit ladies
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Did the big girls want to cook for you?
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Did the big girls want to cook for you?
NO!!! Selfish bitches!!!!
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Have you ever have to stop midway so the chick can eat?
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Have you ever have to stop midway so the chick can eat?
LMAO!!! Never happened. I have felt the MOST intense guilt and shame AFTER a few of them
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LMAO!!! Never happened. I have felt the MOST intense guilt and shame AFTER a few of them
I always do. But get over it quickly then a week later sitting around horny crack on off to the thought of fucking the fatty again then feel ashamed again. Vicious circle.
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I always do. But get over it quickly then a week later sitting around horny crack on off to the thought of fucking the fatty again then feel ashamed again. Vicious circle.
OMFG.....that is sooooo correct!!!
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Did you ever go eat with one of them......
I bet they barely eat while out on dates....but when behind closed doors is when they chow down!!
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Did you ever go eat with one of them......
I bet they barely eat while out on dates....but when behind closed doors is when they chow down!!
I did. This was after college and when MySpace first became popular. I messaged a few phatt girls and got a response. So we talk for a bit and we go out to a chinese resturant. I get my usual Pepper Steak and rice and she gets the same thing but BARELY touches anything. Long story short, we go back to my apartment and she is acting like she doesnt want to fuck. Bitch i bought you dinner!!! She says shit like "i dont want you to think im a slut...." and "are you going to see me again?" Of course i say sure we can go out again (my fucking dick says wird shit at weird times).
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I did. This was after college and when MySpace first became popular. I messaged a few phatt girls and got a response. So we talk for a bit and we go out to a chinese resturant. I get my usual Pepper Steak and rice and she gets the same thing but BARELY touches anything. Long story short, we go back to my apartment and she is acting like she doesnt want to fuck. Bitch i bought you dinner!!! She says shit like "i dont want you to think im a slut...." and "are you going to see me again?" Of course i say sure we can go out again (my fucking dick says wird shit at weird times).
Nice......
Ya I'm sure that hefty bitch got that big by "BARELY touching anything"........I hope you stuck it in her ass for being a fake ass salad eating bitch in front of you. Waisted a perfect lean protein and simple carb meal!!!
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LMAO!!! Never happened. I have felt the MOST intense guilt and shame AFTER a few of them
I banged a few chunky skanks in my day and NEVER felt a pang of guilt or regret.
I always figured it was my dick and it felt good, so wtf.
Great tales of adventure BMC and I'm taken back at how much we share in common.
I'm close to 60 now, and while I had fun back in the day, I gradually lost the motivation to chase poontang.
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otivation to pursue new pawg booty or beat anyone on stage flexing, etc.
I simply enjoy kicking back now and watching others compete or chase babes, etc.
Must be odd trying to pick up a chick with you lying there staring at them.
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Mike,
You mention your wife and thank her in that video you are being interviewed in.
Just out of curiosity what does she think of your constant over excitement for fat ugly chicks or is that just joking around online?
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Must be odd trying to pick up a chick with you lying there staring at them.
I lay on my belly so I can fart their general direction
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Mike,
You mention your wife and thank her in that video you are being interviewed in.
Just out of curiosity what does she think of your constant over excitement for fat ugly chicks or is that just joking around online?
She is cool. When I log off I'm just Mike. But she see's my porn history and knows that's my thing. I don't act on my urges but when I was single I had a blast. We went to a strip club in Vegas and she asked me if I wanted a couch dance. She found the thickest chick in the bar and said "you want her to dance for you, huh?"
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I banged a few chunky skanks in my day and NEVER felt a pang of guilt or regret.
I always figured it was my dick and it felt good, so wtf.
Great tales of adventure BMC and I'm taken back at how much we share in common.
I'm close to 60 now, and while I had fun back in the day, I gradually lost the motivation to chase poontang.
As we age all we have is our memories and I had some fun. But even if I was single I'd be too tired to constantly chase ass.
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She is cool. When I log off I'm just Mike. But she see's my porn history and knows that's my thing. I don't act on my urges but when I was single I had a blast. We went to a strip club in Vegas and she asked me if I wanted a couch dance. She found the thickest chick in the bar and said "you want her to dance for you, huh?"
LOL
is your wife a big gal or a fit normal gal?
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As we age all we have is our memories and I had some fun. But even if I was single I'd be too tired to constantly chase ass.
Unreal what we share in common:
1. Both competed in a bunch of regional NPC shows .
2. Both went to college in eastern Ohio ( I went to grad school at Miami of Ohio)
3. We had some wild times back in the day.
4. Both developed a love of Pawgs.
5. Both ended up married w/stable , conventional job-career.
Keep the fun tales commin'
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LOL
is your wife a big gal or a fit normal gal?
Thick.....nice and thick!!!