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I'm starting a new job next month and the job requires I get a physical exam. My normal doc said he was too busy today and assured me his new nurse practitioner was fully competent. For those that don't know, a nurse practitioner can do just about everything a doctor can do. Write prescriptions, order tests, etc.
I'm waiting in the room and I expect a fat middle aged women to come in. After a couple minutes this little cutie walks in. She may have been in the top 2 or 3 of best looking medical workers that I've ever seen. We started with some small talk and go over my medical history. She then she's leaving the room and instructs me to remove all my clothes and put the hospital gown on. I couldn't get it tied from behind very well, so it's hanging off my shoulders and leaving my ass exposed.
I did Google her and check her credentials when I got home. Based on her work and school history, I guess she is right around 28 years old.
She came back into the room and we exchange some more pleasantries while she poking and prodding around. She made a comment that the bigger blood pressure cuff she used was for heavy or obese people, not bodybuilders. I told her that maybe she was using the bodybuilders cuff on the fat people. She kinda giggled and found it amusing. She felt me again on my back, chest and stomach and commented that I was solid like a rock.
Next she asked me to remove the gown so she could check down there, as she pointed to my crotch. I pulled the gown off and she says "oh you shave", I'm sure all bodybuilders do that". I explained while I'm in the shower I just shave everything off in habit.she smiled again and complimented me. Now she grabs my penis and starts feeling it for what I'm assuming lumps or something. This takes place for at least 10 seconds and I'm start to get hard. She then moves my now semi out of the way and starts working on my balls. They look like a couple grade A large eggs in her hand. At this point I apologize for being a full mast. She smiled and said don't worry about it. It happens and it's good to see yours is fully functioning. I don't think she was being flirty but she never told me to put the gown back on.
Next she needs to check my prostate and has me lean over with my elbows lying on the table. She gets some lube and can't open the twist off lid and asks me to help. I turn back around to help and my erection pokes her around the belly button area. She has me lean back over as she lubes up her fingers and fucks me......I mean inspects my prostate.
She then takes some towels and cleans the lube from my ass. I turn around and face her and still pretty hard, somewhere between a semi and full hard on. Like this she starts talking about all kinds of medical nonsense and how I look to be in tip top condition. She never asked me to put the gown back on for whatever reason. The whole time I believed she was being very professional, except when I was naked and catch her eyes looking me up and down more times than she needed to. I didn't care but at least it was a cute girl doing this and not some guy or old sea hag.
I went on Google of course after and found all her information. I only have her face pic to post, and honestly she looks better than her pic. She's a bit on the short side with tiny hands and feet. She's got a nice tight little body and her slacks were showing a surprisingly nice little bubble butt. Overall I'd give this sexy doc a 8/10
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That was steamy!!!!
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xtp1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/1172644_1713919972173825_363403935_n.jpg).
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Love fictional stories, broskie!
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Nice story.
When she said to remove the gown you should've said: "No, you first!" ;D
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Good story. Every time I have gotten my balls checked for hernia it has either been a guy or an old woman :-\
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Was Your Cutie Due at Two to Two Today?
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commented that I was solid like a rock
Hi, Groink. It's good to have you back 8)
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This happened.
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This feels like a Method101 story...
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This feels like a Method101 story...
:D What the fuck? LOL my stories are true fyi
How badly did I own your ass in the past for you to hold such a grudge against me.
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:D What the fuck? LOL my stories are true fyi
How badly did I own your ass in the past for you to hold such a grudge against me.
you have never owned anyone on here
not one single time
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:D What the fuck? LOL my stories are true fyi
How badly did I own your ass in the past for you to hold such a grudge against me.
With arms like yours, other people have to hold things for you.
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:D What the fuck? LOL my stories are true fyi
How badly did I own your ass in the past for you to hold such a grudge against me.
Owned? I am just tired of the "look at me" commentary and stories without a pic.
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Gayer than spending 30 minutes writing a fictional, softcore porn story. It truly is sad! :'(
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Who gets physical exams on a Saturday?
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Not bad!
At one point I was sure you were BS'ing but was good enough that I'm not sure if you were.
She's sexy for sure! But doubt a doc would start giving flirtish comments when you're naked, that kinda sounded fake.
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Not bad!
At one point I was sure you were BS'ing but was good enough that I'm not sure if you were.
She's sexy for sure! But doubt a doc would start giving flirtish comments when you're naked, that kinda sounded fake.
That's the thing. The comments could come across as being flirty but it wasn't. She was very professional the way she conducted herself.
I think she may have been a little nervous when she saw me and said some things out of context without thinking it through. I don't want to brag but I doubt she sees any patients that carry the amount of muscle I do. I'm sure she got a little excited and maybe a little wet. I know I went home and cranked one off thinking about her.
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They don't have you remove the gown fully. That's why they have you put a gown on, easier access for exam over being fully clothed, and a female should not be doing a prostate exam alone in the room with a male patient. There is/should always be a chaperone of the same sex as the patient in the room. Same goes for male practitioners doing exams on females. Good story though, or she is totally unprofessional.
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90-something posts and an obvious lame Howard-like gimmick
Method 101 type bullshit story
Stupid bullshit that could get some innocent girl fired.
Way to go Mods....way to keep Ron Avidan's site hit count up. For fucks sake.
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They don't have you remove the gown fully. That's why they have you put a gown on, easier access for exam over being fully clothed, and a female should not be doing a prostate exam alone in the room with a male patient. There is/should always be a chaperone of the same sex as the patient in the room. Same goes for male practitioners doing exams on females. Good story though, or she is totally unprofessional.
Of course it is fake. Dude claims his balls are the size of 2 large eggs. ;)
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Glad she didn't cum on your face like that one doc did. :D
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Fictitious Fantasy Porno Script Of Peace :D
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Glad she didn't cum on your face like that one doc did. :D
LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Of course it is fake. Dude claims his balls are the size of 2 large eggs. ;)
I caught that too. 2g of test and nice full balls. Wut?
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lol this is gold
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Brass Balls could have a career as a writer for the Spice channel if he tweaked his story a tad bit.
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Fictitious Fantasy Porno Script Of Peace :D
Would you consider this a gay fantasy because he got finger fucked and loved it? ???
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They don't have you remove the gown fully. That's why they have you put a gown on, easier access for exam over being fully clothed, and a female should not be doing a prostate exam alone in the room with a male patient. There is/should always be a chaperone of the same sex as the patient in the room. Same goes for male practitioners doing exams on females. Good story though, or she is totally unprofessional.
I had a prostate exam about 10 years ago by some old hag doctor and it was performed the exact same way. Back then I thought it was a little odd standing there naked. So this past time I didn't question it being odd.
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I caught that too. 2g of test and nice full balls. Wut?
I'm only 2 weeks in. Maybe a slight exaggeration on the size but they were still fairly hefty in her small hands.
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OP probably will need to produce an upside down cup pic soon. Especially if these stories continue.
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OP probably will need to produce an upside down cup pic soon. Especially if these stories continue.
What does that mean?
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What does that mean?
_aj_ is suggesting the cup of peace-method.
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I'm starting a new job next month and the job requires I get a physical exam. My normal doc said he was too busy today and assured me his new nurse practitioner was fully competent. For those that don't know, a nurse practitioner can do just about everything a doctor can do. Write prescriptions, order tests, etc.
I'm waiting in the room and I expect a fat middle aged women to come in. After a couple minutes this little cutie walks in. She may have been in the top 2 or 3 of best looking medical workers that I've ever seen. We started with some small talk and go over my medical history. She then she's leaving the room and instructs me to remove all my clothes and put the hospital gown on. I couldn't get it tied from behind very well, so it's hanging off my shoulders and leaving my ass exposed.
I did Google her and check her credentials when I got home. Based on her work and school history, I guess she is right around 28 years old.
She came back into the room and we exchange some more pleasantries while she poking and prodding around. She made a comment that the bigger blood pressure cuff she used was for heavy or obese people, not bodybuilders. I told her that maybe she was using the bodybuilders cuff on the fat people. She kinda giggled and found it amusing. She felt me again on my back, chest and stomach and commented that I was solid like a rock.
Next she asked me to remove the gown so she could check down there, as she pointed to my crotch. I pulled the gown off and she says "oh you shave", I'm sure all bodybuilders do that". I explained while I'm in the shower I just shave everything off in habit.she smiled again and complimented me. Now she grabs my penis and starts feeling it for what I'm assuming lumps or something. This takes place for at least 10 seconds and I'm start to get hard. She then moves my now semi out of the way and starts working on my balls. They look like a couple grade A large eggs in her hand. At this point I apologize for being a full mast. She smiled and said don't worry about it. It happens and it's good to see yours is fully functioning. I don't think she was being flirty but she never told me to put the gown back on.
Next she needs to check my prostate and has me lean over with my elbows lying on the table. She gets some lube and can't open the twist off lid and asks me to help. I turn back around to help and my erection pokes her around the belly button area. She has me lean back over as she lubes up her fingers and fucks me......I mean inspects my prostate.
She then takes some towels and cleans the lube from my ass. I turn around and face her and still pretty hard, somewhere between a semi and full hard on. Like this she starts talking about all kinds of medical nonsense and how I look to be in tip top condition. She never asked me to put the gown back on for whatever reason. The whole time I believed she was being very professional, except when I was naked and catch her eyes looking me up and down more times than she needed to. I didn't care but at least it was a cute girl doing this and not some guy or old sea hag.
I went on Google of course after and found all her information. I only have her face pic to post, and honestly she looks better than her pic. She's a bit on the short side with tiny hands and feet. She's got a nice tight little body and her slacks were showing a surprisingly nice little bubble butt. Overall I'd give this sexy doc a 8/10
(http://clevergrom.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ugly-nurse.jpg)
I blurred out her name
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A fine work of fiction. Will read again.
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2 large eggs roflmao
Not sure if a female nurse or doctor would be allowed to do an intimate exam with a male patient alone though ;)
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I'm starting a new job next month and the job requires I get a physical exam. My normal doc said he was too busy today and assured me his new nurse practitioner was fully competent. For those that don't know, a nurse practitioner can do just about everything a doctor can do. Write prescriptions, order tests, etc.
I'm waiting in the room and I expect a fat middle aged women to come in. After a couple minutes this little cutie walks in.
Lil cutie of peace
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I think I came.
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Gayer than starting a thread about a "cutie" and not posting her pics.
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so she did her training in St Louis, is she working in St Louis. Cause squadfather is from St Louis and this thread has his writing all over it
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so she did her training in St Louis, is she working in St Louis. Cause squadfather is from St Louis and this thread has his writing all over it
Boom, so it does.
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Boom, so it does.
did you see his recent mugshot for public drunkeness? lolol it was gold
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did you see his recent mugshot for public drunkeness? lolol it was gold
No, but I have a feeling that I am about to. :D
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Dear Penthouse forum, I never thought I'd be writing to you but...
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Fiction or not I got a boner.
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not sure if I can post it, mods if I cant just take it down
The Mighry Squad
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I'm only 2 weeks in. Maybe a slight exaggeration on the size but they were still fairly hefty in her small hands.
whatever tiny balls.
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Always strange to see a man try to turn on other men with a fake erotic story. Phaggot of peace.
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That's the thing. The comments could come across as being flirty but it wasn't. She was very professional the way she conducted herself.
I think she may have been a little nervous when she saw me and said some things out of context without thinking it through. I don't want to brag but I doubt she sees any patients that carry the amount of muscle I do. I'm sure she got a little excited and maybe a little wet. I know I went home and cranked one off thinking about her.
Good story but you should delete her actual background info for her sake.
Nice getbigger touch that she gave YOU the stink finger and wiped the lube from YOUR crack LOL.
FYI, based on the pic and description, I'd give her a 9.5 overall , but then again, I'm old and think Betty White's fukable
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If this story is true, you're a fucking asshole posting her photo. Girl works her arse off to achieve something and you write your experience with her so as to sexualize the whole thing.
You're a retard.
HTH
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If this story is true, you're a fucking asshole posting her photo. Girl works her arse off to achieve something and you write your experience with her so as to sexualize the whole thing.
You're a retard.
HTH
posting the story without names/location is fine.
posting her location , face pic and medical background is very wrong.
* having her give you a stink finger = :o owned
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Good story but you should delete her actual background info for her sake.
Nice getbigger touch that she gave YOU the stink finger and wiped the lube from YOUR crack LOL.
FYI, based on the pic and description, I'd give her a 9.5 overall , but then again, I'm old and think Betty White's fukable
I never posted any of her personal info. Some dumb fuck did that. Mods delete it if you see fit.
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not sure if I can post it, mods if I cant just take it down
All the way big dude.
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If this story is true, you're a fucking asshole posting her photo. Girl works her arse off to achieve something and you write your experience with her so as to sexualize the whole thing.
You're a retard.
HTH
The story is not true, which makes it even worse.
But I agree it should be deleted. Imagine if she looked for a new job, and someone stumbled upon this story. How would they know its false?
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posting the story without names/location is fine.
posting her location , face pic and medical background is very wrong.
* having her give you a stink finger = :o owned
Farting in someone's face and sharing that on Getbig is very wrong as well
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Better delete the whole thread.
;D
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I'm starting a new job next month and the job requires I get a physical exam. My normal doc said he was too busy today and assured me his new nurse practitioner was fully competent. For those that don't know, a nurse practitioner can do just about everything a doctor can do. Write prescriptions, order tests, etc.
I'm waiting in the room and I expect a fat middle aged women to come in. After a couple minutes this little cutie walks in. She may have been in the top 2 or 3 of best looking medical workers that I've ever seen. We started with some small talk and go over my medical history. She then she's leaving the room and instructs me to remove all my clothes and put the hospital gown on. I couldn't get it tied from behind very well, so it's hanging off my shoulders and leaving my ass exposed.
I did Google her and check her credentials when I got home. Based on her work and school history, I guess she is right around 28 years old.
She came back into the room and we exchange some more pleasantries while she poking and prodding around. She made a comment that the bigger blood pressure cuff she used was for heavy or obese people, not bodybuilders. I told her that maybe she was using the bodybuilders cuff on the fat people. She kinda giggled and found it amusing. She felt me again on my back, chest and stomach and commented that I was solid like a rock.
Next she asked me to remove the gown so she could check down there, as she pointed to my crotch. I pulled the gown off and she says "oh you shave", I'm sure all bodybuilders do that". I explained while I'm in the shower I just shave everything off in habit.she smiled again and complimented me. Now she grabs my penis and starts feeling it for what I'm assuming lumps or something. This takes place for at least 10 seconds and I'm start to get hard. She then moves my now semi out of the way and starts working on my balls. They look like a couple grade A large eggs in her hand. At this point I apologize for being a full mast. She smiled and said don't worry about it. It happens and it's good to see yours is fully functioning. I don't think she was being flirty but she never told me to put the gown back on.
Next she needs to check my prostate and has me lean over with my elbows lying on the table. She gets some lube and can't open the twist off lid and asks me to help. I turn back around to help and my erection pokes her around the belly button area. She has me lean back over as she lubes up her fingers and fucks me......I mean inspects my prostate.
She then takes some towels and cleans the lube from my ass. I turn around and face her and still pretty hard, somewhere between a semi and full hard on. Like this she starts talking about all kinds of medical nonsense and how I look to be in tip top condition. She never asked me to put the gown back on for whatever reason. The whole time I believed she was being very professional, except when I was naked and catch her eyes looking me up and down more times than she needed to. I didn't care but at least it was a cute girl doing this and not some guy or old sea hag.
I went on Google of course after and found all her information. I only have her face pic to post, and honestly she looks better than her pic. She's a bit on the short side with tiny hands and feet. She's got a nice tight little body and her slacks were showing a surprisingly nice little bubble butt. Overall I'd give this sexy doc a 8/10
... and that was my most recent wet dream at age 40. ::)
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Its funny some of you fuckers think I made this up. I didn't get a blowjob or anything. It was just a physical exam by a good looking girl and I got a hard on during it.
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tldrfu