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Any funny stories?
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By the women who I've been banging. Yep.
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By the women who I've been banging. Yep.
Did they mind?
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No but I caught my roommate when I was in my 20s :-X
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Did they mind?
I don't care if they do.
I can't recall one really giving a damn. Most of them come help if I'm not finished.
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No but I caught my roommate when I was in my 20s :-X
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Did he try to cover it up??
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By the women who I've been banging. Yep.
mine helps out. She likes to play with my balls when i jacked it. 8)
No but I caught my roommate when I was in my 20s :-X
When we were teenagers, my friend was sleeping over and was sleeping on the floor. I woke up during the night to the sounds of him quietly jacking it under the covers. :-X
Not a fapping story, but in college, I went to visit my parents one week, but came back early. Caught my "straight" roommate fucking some built dude, on the couch. ewww. :-[ Im like, "Sorry" and went to my room. We didn't speak about it again. :-\
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About 15 years ago I was visiting my folks. On the way, I had bought a skin mag (was feeling frisky). That night, in my bed in their basement, I was yanking away, publication in hand. Dad cruises down the stairs and ... How embarrassing. It could have been worse. Could have been Mom.
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After being married for nearly 27 years my wife caught me. She goes "I bet you are embarrassed". I said why the fuck would I be? I have been doing it for over 45 years. It is like farting to me.
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At least, that I can remember, about 3.
People move on.
Question should be:"Have you ever been caught fapping by a female friend and she finished the job?".
Yes.
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My wife catches me every couple weeks like clockwork.
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This guy
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/exclusive-mount-sinai-doc-accused-ejaculating-patient-article-1.2496055
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Many a time. Been caught by many people too its embarrassing as fuck you'd think I would learn by now.
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Never been caught but when I was a teen my mom bought this expensive face moisturizer, well I nabbed it not thinking she would notice it missing. A couple days later she was like have any of you guys seen my face moisturizer cream? We were like nope ain't seen it, well a week or so later my mom was in my room vacuuming the carpet and asked when was the last time I flipped my mattress? It caught me off guard and I stumbled over my words knowing the bottle of face moisturizer and some girly mags were under there. I jumped on the bed and said I was tired she was like no get up we need to flip your mattress. I tried everything I could to stop her short of punching her in the nose. When she flipped my mattress she seen the lotion and mags. She stops looks right at it all then proceeds to flip the mattress, makes my bed and as she walks out she goes "Yeah just go ahead and keep the face moisturizer" never said another word Hahahah!!!
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Never been caught but when I was a teen my mom bought this expensive face moisturizer, well I nabbed it not thinking she would notice it missing. A couple days later she was like have any of you guys seen my face moisturizer cream? We were like nope ain't seen it, well a week or so later my mom was in my room vacuuming the carpet and asked when was the last time I flipped my mattress? It caught me off guard and I stumbled over my words knowing the bottle of face moisturizer and some girly mags were under there. I jumped on the bed and said I was tired she was like no get up we need to flip your mattress. I tried everything I could to stop her short of punching her in the nose. When she flipped my mattress she seen the lotion and mags. She stops looks right at it all then proceeds to flip the mattress, makes my bed and as she walks out she goes "Yeah just go ahead and keep the face moisturizer" never said another word Hahahah!!!
LOL, thats hilarious. You must have avoided her the rest of the day though?
Not a fapping story, but in college, I went to visit my parents one week, but came back early. Caught my "straight" roommate fucking some built dude, on the couch. ewww. :-[ Im like, "Sorry" and went to my room. We didn't speak about it again. :-\
double eww, a guy I know was telling me a similar story yesterday in reference to a recent roomate he had, he walked in and it was dark and he could see something bobbing up and down in the living room, it somes black guy sucking his roomate off. He packed shit and left soon after
About 15 years ago I was visiting my folks. On the way, I had bought a skin mag (was feeling frisky). That night, in my bed in their basement, I was yanking away, publication in hand. Dad cruises down the stairs and ... How embarrassing. It could have been worse. Could have been Mom.
didn't you ever get to bang any of those musclemag hotties back in the day or convince some hottie you can get her in the mag for some nookie?
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double eww, a guy I know was telling me a similar story yesterday in reference to a recent roomate he had, he walked in and it was dark and he could see something bobbing up and down in the living room, it somes black guy sucking his roomate off. He packed shit and left soon after
He was homophobic?
We never talked about it, but I did leave a note on the couch saying it is mutual and please don't have sex on it.
My ex roommate eventually left school because of bad grades. I had a class with him and he only showed up about 4 days missed the final and was mad that the professor gave him an F. Last I heard, he became a prison guard.
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No but I caught my roommate when I was in my 20s :-X
I caught my roommate around that age to. I went to take a piss open the door and that little Fucker is on the toilet holding a playboy with his free hand and the centerfold all the way folded out. I yelled something and slammed the door. He must of finished cause he didn't come out for a while. When he did come out his face was red as a tomatoe and and goes do give me a handshake or high five or something. I moved my hands and self away laughing saying "I'm not touching those hands"
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Anytime my fiancé wakes up before me, I then get woken up by his fapping lol then I make sure I get up and join him in the festivities. :)
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Anytime my fiancé wakes up before me, I then get woken up by his flapping lol then I make sure I get up and join him in the festivities. :)
32-22-47 Festivities of Peace!
FlipFlapping of Peace!
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He was homophobic?
We never talked about it, but I did leave a note on the couch saying it is mutual and please don't have sex on it.
My ex roommate eventually left school because of bad grades. I had a class with him and he only showed up about 4 days missed the final and was mad that the professor gave him an F. Last I heard, he became a prison guard.
Honestly I don't think so. At the same time people have become more accepting about others lifestyles BUT lets face it if someone is straight they probably feel very uncomfortable if 2 dudes are in the act.
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Honestly I don't think so. At the same time people have become more accepting about others lifestyles BUT lets face it if someone is straight they probably feel very uncomfortable if 2 dudes are in the act.
Uncomfortable yes. Accepting has nothing to do with not waiting to see 2 guys have sex. Accepting is not moving out because your roommate is gay.
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Caught my 20 year old little brother fapping 5 months ago....good times
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32-22-47 Festivities of Peace!
FlipFlapping of Peace!
Lol, have to remember to say "of peace" to really be considered a getbigger!
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It happens. Few close calls but not red-handed. But they knew.
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I don't fap, I vigorously beat off.
I've never been caught, because I'm stealthy. Ninja-like.
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shit fappens
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Anytime my fiancé wakes up before me, I then get woken up by his fapping lol then I make sure I get up and join him in the festivities. :)
That's the men's dream: get caught by wife/gf/fuck buddy cranking one out and she says, "stop, let me help" and proceeds to blow you.
Somehow magically never happens to me.
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That's the men's dream: get caught by wife/gf/fuck buddy cranking one out and she says, "stop, let me help" and proceeds to blow you.
Somehow magically never happens to me.
I promise girls like this exist. If you see they don't proceed, RED FLAG. Keep looking til you find the one that does. Your dream can be your reality. HTH ;)
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I promise girls like this exist. If you see they don't proceed, RED FLAG. Keep looking til you find the one that does. Your dream can be your reality. HTH ;)
Where's my 80 kg curl vid?
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Uncomfortable yes. Accepting has nothing to do with not waiting to see 2 guys have sex. Accepting is not moving out because your roommate is gay.
well I disagree because I feel living in a free society that people have the right to not want to live with someone because they are uncomfortable with their orientation.
He did not have a problem with that prior, but once the guy walks in the room and sees his roomated getting blown by another guy, you need to realize in this guys head that he feels it will happen again and does not want that around him.
we would be understanding if some chick put out an ad for a roomate and said she did not want straight men applying because she would not be comfortable. and for the obvious possible reasons. you see that all the time in apartment ads
But if she said we would not want to live with some bull dyke for the veiled same reasons it becomes homophobic???
GTFOOH
as a society we are NEVER going to have a tolerant society as long as accusations of "---phobia" and shaming is rammed down our throats.
All we get for that is a society slowly and quietly pissed off under the surface that hits a boiling point and eventual backlash
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That's the men's dream: get caught by wife/gf/fuck buddy cranking one out and she says, "stop, let me help" and proceeds to blow you.
Somehow magically never happens to me.
If your sitting on the toilet and they do this it becomes whats called a blumpkin remember?
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Wife caught me!! Super embarassing!
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Wife caught me!! Super embarassing!
"Finally, I have been waiting for you!"
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Once when 17 when coming home from the nightclub and was alone so decided to jerk off to porn, it was about 3am and God knows why but I didnt bother to shut my bedroom door, was sitting on my weights bench jerking it to "topless stewardesses" on a vcd on the computer and caught a brief glimpse of movement on the landing and footsteps back to parents room, I tell myself to this day it was one of the dogs and not me mam
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::) ::) ::) ::) oh my god
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;D
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My girlfriend teases me about fapping in the shower. I tell her I'm not fapping, and that I can wash my dick as fast as I want. ;D
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Not caught but this is a fap story. I went on a trip with friends to party on a boat for a friends birthday. Long story short we stayed the night at a friends house that lived in that town.. I woke up the next morning and went to take a leak. Then I decided to take a shit instead since it was a nice rr. The magazine selection was nice, one mag was a sports illustrated swim suit edition.. Fapped away to some centerfold, jizzed right into the middle of the pages.. Cleaned myself up closed the mag and stuck it right back into the stack.. Lmao this was 4-5 years ago.. The friends where just party people I knew so never seen them again lol.
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I've not been caught, but I caught my wife once. Woke up middle of the night and she wasn't in bed. Went looking for her and found her at the computer, watching porn, feet up on the desk, and going to town with her vibrator. That was a good night.
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I probably have the story hard to "beat ' ....
I was in my teens, sunday morning watching a Mexican movie and there was this actress who I wanted to blast my load while she was on screen!!, so every time she wasn't on the scene , I would stop stroking the salami to avoid cummin at the wrong part of the movie ....
In that back and forth situation; it had way too long scenes where the actress wouldn't show up, so I fell asleep with the tool on my hand only to be woken up by Jehovah's witness (I assumed they were) they came to the second floor by mistake looking for my aunt .
WoooSHHHHH Leticia
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Not caught but this is a fap story. I went on a trip with friends to party on a boat for a friends birthday. Long story short we stayed the night at a friends house that lived in that town.. I woke up the next morning and went to take a leak. Then I decided to take a shit instead since it was a nice rr. The magazine selection was nice, one mag was a sports illustrated swim suit edition.. Fapped away to some centerfold, jizzed right into the middle of the pages.. Cleaned myself up closed the mag and stuck it right back into the stack.. Lmao this was 4-5 years ago.. The friends where just party people I knew so never seen them again lol.
So it was you the mofo !!!!!!
WoooSHHHHHHH
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Wife caught me!! Super embarassing!
Mike's ex wife caught me as well.
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Mike's ex wife caught me as well.
I used to fap on my ex's foot in the morning before work! LOL
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There was a more embarrassing story than being caught while fapping .....
Haven't nut in days so I was really horny and there was this movie "Killing me Softly" and Heather Graham has some hot scene so I wanted to shoot right at her amazing juggs, long story short I got so excited at the moment of orgasm that somehow the remote got under my leg, pressed stop and there was Hugo Chavez (president of Venezuela at the time) on the news ...and cumming I was to his big potato head and too late to abort mission !
WoooSHHHHHH CHAVEZ :'( :'( :'(
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Funny and true story.
At my work most of us have offices with Windows and Glass walls so everyone can see in. They wanted to renovate the entire office so they temporarily moved us to another building. This place didn't have as many offices and they were all internal without windows. I got stuck in what used to be a storage room as my office. It was on the interior, no windows and a big heavy wood door. I took advantage of it at lunch and would lock my door and take a nap and no one knew a fucking thing. I then realized I could surf porn and not worry about anyone catching me. Of course what happens when you watch porn? Must FAP! So I'd lock the door and let it rip. One day I forgot to lock the door. I'm sitting there fapping away and catch a shadow of someone in front of my door and hear the tail end of a conversation. I see the handle start to move. Like a ninja, with my pants around my ankles and cock all hard I jump up and at the last second hit the lock. I'm now laying at the door, porn on low volume, half naked , cock bent under me and wait quietly while the person jiggles the door handles, then knocks a few times and eventually gives up and goes away. I pull up my pants and tuck in my half boner, close the browser and wait a few minutes and peer my head around and went back to work.