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Title: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 19, 2016, 10:39:22 PM
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Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: _aj_ on January 20, 2016, 03:37:03 AM
Robbed? The Miracle Shit is a gift from the gods.
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: Simple Simon on January 20, 2016, 05:23:02 AM
depends on trousers up or trousers down.
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 20, 2016, 09:57:18 AM
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/images/2016/january/BOW-2015-09LH0911_714.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: doggler on January 20, 2016, 10:48:05 AM
I dont care about skid marks as long as I shit on your face. 8)
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on January 20, 2016, 12:04:09 PM
Quote from: doggler on January 20, 2016, 10:48:05 AM
I dont care about skid marks as long as I shit on your face. 8)
new Zealand is the shit stain of the world
Nzmusclemonster is the shit stain of New Zealand
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: Boost on January 20, 2016, 01:39:31 PM
Whole Flaxseeds

Take a few tablespoons of these a day washed down with plenty of water and you'll barely need to wipe.

They pass through undigested and form a "gel" around the stool. It's miraculous.


Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 20, 2016, 01:56:18 PM
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on January 20, 2016, 12:04:09 PM
new Zealand is the shit stain of the world
Nzmusclemonster is the shit stain of New Zealand


You are the cum stain you bottom bitch
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: Dr.J on January 20, 2016, 02:33:45 PM
Why did I click. ... ???
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: absfabs on January 20, 2016, 07:39:10 PM
Quote from: doggler on January 20, 2016, 10:48:05 AM
I dont care about skid marks as long as I shit on your face. 8)

I love getbig.  always ups my mood when feeling sorry for myself!
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 20, 2016, 10:24:48 PM
The goal is more brown than white on the bottom of the toilet bowl.

A few tiger stripes on the sides are a nice bonus.
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: trapz101 on January 20, 2016, 11:14:34 PM
Where is that goodrum's face shopped into shit bowl picture when we need it?  ;D
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 20, 2016, 11:20:14 PM
Let me guess.  Your camera is broken.
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: Papper on January 21, 2016, 01:42:38 AM
Skidmarks usually means more wiping. So I am pretty thankful of getting robbed of the task of cleaning both the bowl and myself.
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: _bruce_ on January 21, 2016, 04:39:03 AM
The more skid marks the better.
Highly recommended is wearing mostly white underwear and having the wife in brutal tears when doing the laundry - man mission accomplished.

On a more serious note, Boost's tip is a good one.
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: CalvinH on January 21, 2016, 04:58:35 AM
Quote from: Dr.J on January 20, 2016, 02:33:45 PM
Why did I click. ... ???


For the battle between NZ and Natw.
Title: Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
Post by: Yamcha on January 21, 2016, 05:00:32 AM
Quote from: CalvinH on January 21, 2016, 04:58:35 AM

For the battle between NZ and Natw.

Gene would drop NZ like he drops his preworkout in that Umoro