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Title: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 20, 2016, 01:34:03 PM
list of Getbiggers with blue stars and no pics. Please add to the list:


http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=5970
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Dave D on January 20, 2016, 01:36:54 PM
list of Getbiggers with blue stars and no pics. Please add to the list:


http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=5970

I thought Triple h posted pics here years ago?  He did the metrolina with Goodrum, or am I wrong?
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2016, 01:48:43 PM
The stars should only be for those who have competed within some reasonable time frame.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: ritch on January 20, 2016, 01:50:32 PM
The stars should only be for those who have competed within some reasonable time frame.

For most, the stars are all they have left to make them feel relevant.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: SF1900 on January 20, 2016, 01:52:49 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=348037.0;attach=382453;image)
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2016, 01:53:19 PM
For most, the stars are all they have left to make them feel relevant.

Someone who placed third in a contest 10 years ago shouldn't be sporting blue stars.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: TuHolmes on January 20, 2016, 01:56:51 PM
I thought Triple h posted pics here years ago?  He did the metrolina with Goodrum, or am I wrong?

He's done lots of shows since then too.

Easy to find his shows.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2016, 01:57:28 PM
list of Getbiggers with blue stars and no pics. Please add to the list:


http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=5970

Perhaps you should go out for a run or something.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: 20inch calves on January 20, 2016, 02:00:12 PM
Someone who placed third in a contest 10 years ago shouldn't be sporting blue stars.

Why not? He/she competed didn't they? What does it matter if they even placed? Atlesst they had the guts to get on stage...i bet u have never got on stage.

3..2..1 till someone bashes bodybuilding saying they don't want to get up in a thong
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: SF1900 on January 20, 2016, 02:02:19 PM
Why not? He/she competed didn't they? What does it matter if they even placed? Atlesst they had the guts to get on stage...i bet u have never got on stage.

3..2..1 till someone bashes bodybuilding saying they don't want to get up in a thong

Well, its true, not everyone wants to compete (I am not bashing those that do). A guy at my gym is pretty freaking huge and ripped. Big Irish guy. He has absolutely no desire to step on a bodybuilding stage. Why is it so hard to believe that someone can be in shape, but not want to compete?  ??? ???
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2016, 02:05:43 PM
Why not? He/she competed didn't they? What does it matter if they even placed? Atlesst they had the guts to get on stage...i bet u have never got on stage.

3..2..1 till someone bashes bodybuilding saying they don't want to get up in a thong

Then give them "Competed" stars, LOL!

I've competed. That's not the point. It was forever ago and I definitely don't deserve to be put in the same class as someone actively competing.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Dave D on January 20, 2016, 02:08:04 PM


Ron's rules.

Blue stars are only for people that HAVE competed. Time isn't a factor, Cutler had blue stars when he posted he, he should keep them even if he hasn't competed in years.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Nick Danger on January 20, 2016, 02:13:57 PM
Then give them "Competed" stars, LOL!

I've competed. That's not the point. It was forever ago and I definitely don't deserve to be put in the same class as someone actively competing.

If by chance Arnold decided to post here, would you deny him his blue stars?
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: _aj_ on January 20, 2016, 02:14:42 PM
Then give them "Competed" stars, LOL!

I've competed. That's not the point. It was forever ago and I definitely don't deserve to be put in the same class as someone actively competing.

Send Ron some proof and get your blue stars! It coveys as much legitimacy as you're likely to see fro bodybuilding.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 20, 2016, 02:15:44 PM
Blue pics and no stars :(

(http://www.chubbybeavers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/blue-monday.jpg)
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 20, 2016, 02:25:47 PM
Perhaps you should go out for a run or something.

good idea, but no energy left. Had a long day of work.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Howard on January 20, 2016, 02:26:30 PM
Why not? He/she competed didn't they? What does it matter if they even placed? Atlesst they had the guts to get on stage...i bet u have never got on stage.

3..2..1 till someone bashes bodybuilding saying they don't want to get up in a thong

Exactly. I competed 30 yrs ago and proudly got 6th out of 8 guys at the Mr Podunk.
Then, I did the BB world a favor and hung up my trunks. In other words, I sucked as a bodybuilder.

I didn't have much ripped mass , but I stuffed a sock down my trunks and got a few schmoes gawking.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Grape Ape on January 20, 2016, 02:26:36 PM
good idea, but no energy left. Had a long day of work.

Training while tired conditions your body to perform while fatigued.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2016, 02:27:16 PM
Send Ron some proof and get your blue stars! It coveys as much legitimacy as you're likely to see fro bodybuilding.

It came up before and I declined. I mostly goofed on the Sex, Y/X boards and knew the thongs were retired.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Dr.J on January 20, 2016, 02:47:25 PM
I think Habinz pictures are fake, no one is that vainy.  Fucking lean vascular fucker....FAKE!!

I think Wes pictures are fake...no one looks that good at that age.  Great physique of peace!!!

I think BigRo pics are fake....no man is that handsome!  (Homo)....wait.... (no homo)  

I think epic alien pictures are fake....no one has such a big cock!!! It's fake!! Team fake cock!

I think bigmikecox pictures are fake.....no way you can get a good shot of the guy as he is always surrounded by white hefty beauty. ....it would look like a reverse oreo.......that what the picture would resemble. ....ass deep in ass...yeah I don't buy it.....

I would like a thorough investigation conducted on the above individuals! !

Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: TuHolmes on January 20, 2016, 02:48:19 PM
Well, its true, not everyone wants to compete (I am not bashing those that do). A guy at my gym is pretty freaking huge and ripped. Big Irish guy. He has absolutely no desire to step on a bodybuilding stage. Why is it so hard to believe that someone can be in shape, but not want to compete?  ??? ???

Certainly nothing wrong with not competing on the stage.

Just on getbig he wouldn't get his stars.

I never really understood the stars thing myself to be honest. I mean, if you don't get anything special for it, what difference does it matter.

Blue stars, yellow stars, whatever.

Maybe I should add something like blue stars are class warfare... The elite blue stars trying to have dominion over the lowly yellow stars on getbig.

Thanks Obama.  >:(
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2016, 03:22:39 PM
Certainly nothing wrong with not competing on the stage.

Just on getbig he wouldn't get his stars.

I never really understood the stars thing myself to be honest. I mean, if you don't get anything special for it, what difference does it matter.

Blue stars, yellow stars, whatever.

Maybe I should add something like blue stars are class warfare... The elite blue stars trying to have dominion over the lowly yellow stars on getbig.

Thanks Obama.  >:(

This explains everything.

Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: doggler on January 20, 2016, 03:28:09 PM
 Jason Genova deserves his stars !
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Brass Balls on January 20, 2016, 07:11:25 PM
What happens when someone receives these mystical blue stars? Is it like receiving a purple heart or nobel peace prize? Can one use these blue stars like a get out of jail free card? Do these blue stars help you land a great job or improve your credit score, maybe join a private country club? These stars sound very interesting and exciting. Please tell me what they do???? The last time I remember stars being handed out and anyone getting excited was in 2nd or 3rd grade. I thought it was fucking stupid back then even as a kid. Surely now these magical stars must have some great value and meaning to them and not just handed out for bravery of entering a bodybuilding competition????
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2016, 07:21:42 PM
Send Ron some proof and get your blue stars! It coveys as much legitimacy as you're likely to see fro bodybuilding.

It's been more than 10 years, FFS!

Whatever legitimacy blue stars have would be diminished by giving them to someone who hasn't compete in that long.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Dr.J on January 20, 2016, 07:24:31 PM
What happens when someone receives these mystical blue stars? Is it like receiving a purple heart or nobel peace prize? Can one use these blue stars like a get out of jail free card? Do these blue stars help you land a great job or improve your credit score, maybe join a private country club? These stars sound very interesting and exciting. Please tell me what they do???? The last time I remember stars being handed out and anyone getting excited was in 2nd or 3rd grade. I thought it was fucking stupid back then even as a kid. Surely now these magical stars must have some great value and meaning to them and not just handed out for bravery of entering a bodybuilding competition????

You will never know............ever!!
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Rusty Trombone on January 20, 2016, 07:24:43 PM
What are these blue stars?

Is it some kind of a medal?

Can I get them?

I will post pic of my asshole in the mirror with my face being visible.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Dr.J on January 20, 2016, 07:26:05 PM
What are these blue stars?

Is it some kind of a medal?

Can I be get them?

I will post pic of my asshole in the mirror with my face being visible.

Pm me a couple of those so I can proof read them for you.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2016, 07:27:55 PM
What are these blue stars?

Is it some kind of a medal?

Can I be get them?

I will post pic of my asshole in the mirror with my face being visible.

Just do a show and you're a competitor.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Never1AShow on January 20, 2016, 08:05:45 PM
The stars should only be for those who have competed within some reasonable time frame.

I figured the stars were a clever way to get thong pics posted
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2016, 08:08:26 PM
I figured the stars were a clever way to get thong pics posted

Pics aren't necessary.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Never1AShow on January 20, 2016, 08:11:37 PM
Well, its true, not everyone wants to compete (I am not bashing those that do). A guy at my gym is pretty freaking huge and ripped. Big Irish guy. He has absolutely no desire to step on a bodybuilding stage. Why is it so hard to believe that someone can be in shape, but not want to compete?  ??? ???

Being big in the gym is not the same.  Anyone who has ever competed knows that being up there in trunks means you can't hide your flaws.  Poor symmetry, fuck you, pay me.  No legs, fuck you, pay me.  Wide waist, poor conditioning, weak back, whatever, fuck you, pay me.   Gym big and stage big are two entirely different things.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: drkaje on January 20, 2016, 08:17:25 PM
Being big in the gym is not the same.  Anyone who has ever competed knows that being up there in trunks means you can't hide your flaws.  Poor symmetry, fuck you, pay me.  No legs, fuck you, pay me.  Wide waist, poor conditioning, weak back, whatever, fuck you, pay me.   Gym big and stage big are two entirely different things.

Dieting down is a lot of fun, too!
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: SF1900 on January 20, 2016, 08:30:24 PM
Certainly nothing wrong with not competing on the stage.

Just on getbig he wouldn't get his stars.

I never really understood the stars thing myself to be honest. I mean, if you don't get anything special for it, what difference does it matter.

Blue stars, yellow stars, whatever.

Maybe I should add something like blue stars are class warfare... The elite blue stars trying to have dominion over the lowly yellow stars on getbig.

Thanks Obama.  >:(

Getting blue stars is the ultimate achievement in a mans life.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: SF1900 on January 20, 2016, 08:33:03 PM
Being big in the gym is not the same.  Anyone who has ever competed knows that being up there in trunks means you can't hide your flaws.  Poor symmetry, fuck you, pay me.  No legs, fuck you, pay me.  Wide waist, poor conditioning, weak back, whatever, fuck you, pay me.   Gym big and stage big are two entirely different things.

Nice Goodfellas quote.

No, this guy can 100% compete. He is not just gym big, he i stage big.  It wouldn't take much for him to get on stage. Ive chatted with him. Between work and family, he just has no time for it. It has absolutely nothing to do with not being ready because of his physique; its just not an important thing for him to do in his life.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Sokolsky on January 20, 2016, 11:06:20 PM
A slight change of colour; crushing souls and owning minds.

Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 21, 2016, 10:13:42 AM
I thought Triple h posted pics here years ago?  He did the metrolina with Goodrum, or am I wrong?

I met him at one of his shows.  Not going to turn pro but an overall good guy when he isn't pissing me off
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Thespritz0 on January 21, 2016, 10:22:29 AM

Ron's rules.

Blue stars are only for people that HAVE competed. Time isn't a factor, Cutler had blue stars when he posted he, he should keep them even if he hasn't competed in years.
^^
100% Bro, time is IRRELEVANT if you have competed, you get them... 'nuff said.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 21, 2016, 10:26:04 AM
^^
100% Bro, time is IRRELEVANT if you have competed, you get them... 'nuff said.


Wrong....you have to be more than a competitor to get blue stars.   Ron makes the decision on that but the main thing is that you have to have been not a regular competitor but a participant in the bodybuilding industry and you cannot be on the IFBB shit list or his shit list.


Ultimately, from speaking with Ron, you simply have to be valued contributor to the bodybuilding community
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Sokolsky on January 21, 2016, 11:08:27 AM

Wrong....you have to be more than a competitor to get blue stars.   Ron makes the decision on that but the main thing is that you have to have been not a regular competitor but a participant in the bodybuilding industry and you cannot be on the IFBB shit list or his shit list.


Ultimately, from speaking with Ron, you simply have to be valued contributor to the bodybuilding community

So how did you get yours?
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Grape Ape on January 21, 2016, 12:52:43 PM
I've won a bunch of shit and have no blue stars.  It's no big deal.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 21, 2016, 01:15:09 PM
It's been more than 10 years, FFS!

Whatever legitimacy blue stars have would be diminished by giving them to someone who hasn't compete in that long.
Stop whining :D.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Howard on January 21, 2016, 01:50:24 PM
What happens when someone receives these mystical blue stars? Is it like receiving a purple heart or nobel peace prize? Can one use these blue stars like a get out of jail free card? Do these blue stars help you land a great job or improve your credit score, maybe join a private country club? These stars sound very interesting and exciting. Please tell me what they do???? The last time I remember stars being handed out and anyone getting excited was in 2nd or 3rd grade. I thought it was fucking stupid back then even as a kid. Surely now these magical stars must have some great value and meaning to them and not just handed out for bravery of entering a bodybuilding competition????

Ok here's the deal on the blue stars.
I went to the Columbus  Hooters a few years ago with some fellow getbiggers at the ARNOLD.
Obviously we were on getbig via smart phone wifi.
Hooters waitress was a 10+, came over and asked us about the site.

I was the ONLY one there with Blue stars and she asked what that meant.
She smiled sweetly and asked me if I wanted a BJ in the bathroom.
I went and got a nut.

Blue stars for the win.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Dave D on January 21, 2016, 01:51:12 PM

Wrong....you have to be more than a competitor to get blue stars.   Ron makes the decision on that but the main thing is that you have to have been not a regular competitor but a participant in the bodybuilding industry and you cannot be on the IFBB shit list or his shit list.


Ultimately, from speaking with Ron, you simply have to be valued contributor to the bodybuilding community

Vince chiming in with facts again.  ::)

So the rules aren't that Ron has to verify that youve competed in an NPC show, but that you also have to be a valued contributor to the industry? Thus Basile doesn't get his stars.

But what about Lee Preist, he has stars that are blue and many would say he has been more of a  nuisance than contributor?

Again it's Ron's rules.  What I said wasn't wrong, it was 100% correct. But I do appreciate you trolling me!
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 21, 2016, 01:57:30 PM
Blue pics and no stars :(

(http://www.chubbybeavers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/blue-monday.jpg)

Basile's head needs to be chopped in that pic
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 21, 2016, 02:01:57 PM

Wrong....you have to be more than a competitor to get blue stars.   Ron makes the decision on that but the main thing is that you have to have been not a regular competitor but a participant in the bodybuilding industry and you cannot be on the IFBB shit list or his shit list.


Ultimately, from speaking with Ron, you simply have to be valued contributor to the bodybuilding community

how about adding entrepreneur and bee pollen behemoth to that list?
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 21, 2016, 02:10:16 PM
Vince chiming in with facts again.  ::)

So the rules aren't that Ron has to verify that youve competed in an NPC show, but that you also have to be a valued contributor to the industry? Thus Basile doesn't get his stars.

But what about Lee Preist, he has stars that are blue and many would say he has been more of a  nuisance than contributor?

Again it's Ron's rules.  What I said wasn't wrong, it was 100% correct. But I do appreciate you trolling me!


Lee Priest has Pro Stars...those are green.  But yes, there's more to the blue stars than just competing.  Ron stated that Vince Basile had not competed in over 40 years but I honestly think it has more to do with him attacking Jim Manion and Chick.....he also got into hot water on IronAge with Shawn Perine for impersonating the widow of a deceased Mr America....and then there is the 1970 Mr Canada title.  Vince Basile created the event, picked the judges, and hosted the show....obviously he would win so its actually a sham title
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 21, 2016, 02:11:15 PM
(http://s28.postimg.org/ym8ihbuyl/24d24ur.jpg)
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Primemuscle on January 21, 2016, 02:18:15 PM
It's been more than 10 years, FFS!

Whatever legitimacy blue stars have would be diminished by giving them to someone who hasn't compete in that long.

My impression is that anyone who has ever, no matter how long ago, is seriously competed is eligible for blue stars. Some folks seem to have them simply because of their involvement in the bodybuilding industry, for example, trainers.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Primemuscle on January 21, 2016, 02:19:39 PM
What are these blue stars?

Is it some kind of a medal?

Can I get them?

I will post pic of my asshole in the mirror with my face being visible.

LOL! Bet you still wouldn't get blue stars.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Primemuscle on January 21, 2016, 02:21:39 PM
Getting blue stars is the ultimate achievement in a mans life.

One which I'll never experience....not that it means "a hill of beans" to me.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Dave D on January 21, 2016, 02:22:14 PM
My impression is that anyone who has ever, no matter how long ago, is seriously competed is eligible for blue stars. Some folks seem to have them simply because of their involvement in the bodybuilding industry, for example, trainers.

Good point.

 After two pages of posts it's hard to figure out who actually gets blue stars, perhaps we will never know who makes the decision. It could be random and once you register the star colors are predetermined.

Howard has them and so does Vince, and they seem to be universally loved so maybe that has something to do with it?

I wish we knew how people got blue stars....
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 21, 2016, 02:27:47 PM
My impression is that anyone who has ever, no matter how long ago, is seriously competed is eligible for blue stars. Some folks seem to have them simply because of their involvement in the bodybuilding industry, for example, trainers.

Prime, this is not true. Basile still has not got blue stars, and he was Mr. Canada.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Primemuscle on January 21, 2016, 03:01:07 PM
Prime, this is not true. Basile still has not got blue stars, and he was Mr. Canada.

Being eligible for blue stars is not the same thing as getting them. Clearly, there is a certain amount of politics involved too. Basile does play well with the folks who make the blue star decisions. He's ragged on so much about deserving blue stars that he's become annoying to the powers that be on this issue. That is not the best route to getting something he so obviously wants, despite his contrary protests.

Bottom line is they are treated as something of a prize, no matter whether you are the giver or the receiver. If this were a perfect and fair world, being well liked would have nothing to do with getting blue stars.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: 20inch calves on January 22, 2016, 10:43:02 AM
The stars should only be for those who have.
.

 competed within some reasonable time frame.

Why? If they competed years ago their experience is less valuable? So someone retired like competed in the 80s couldn't contribute. You wouldn't take advices from someone from the 90's like porter cotrell?
Q
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: drkaje on January 22, 2016, 11:29:35 AM
Why? If they competed years ago their experience is less valuable? So someone retired like competed in the 80s couldn't contribute. You wouldn't take advices from someone from the 90's like porter cotrell?
Q

Considering some of the posts from people with blue stars on the G&O? No. :)
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Howard on January 22, 2016, 01:21:10 PM
Being eligible for blue stars is not the same thing as getting them. Clearly, there is a certain amount of politics involved too. Basile does play well with the folks who make the blue star decisions. He's ragged on so much about deserving blue stars that he's become annoying to the powers that be on this issue. That is not the best route to getting something he so obviously wants, despite his contrary protests.

Bottom line is they are treated as something of a prize, no matter whether you are the giver or the receiver. If this were a perfect and fair world, being well liked would have nothing to do with getting blue stars.

Last summer , I was doing 95 mph in a 25 mph zone next to a hospital.
Cop got me on radar, hit the lights and quickly pulled me over.

I  pulled out my smart phone wifi, on getbig.com.
It was open on one of my famous and popular threads.
As the cop came to my window , I quietly said;
" Good afternoon officer. I'm Howard of Getbig with Blue Stars"

He asked me ; " Where are you going in such a hurry?"
I replied ; " To the gym."
Cop smiles and says ; " Let me give you an escort, follow me."

He gets in his car, turns on the lights and sirens. I tuck in behind him and we
go screaming thru town at 100 mph , non stop, ignoring any stop lights or signs.

I give him a quick wave as my tire's squeal, pulling off into the gym parking lot.

If you had Blue Stars, you'd know... ;)
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Howard on January 22, 2016, 01:24:09 PM
Getting blue stars is the ultimate achievement in a mans life.

I'd put it up there with  busting a nut inside a ripe grapefruit. ;D
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: drkaje on January 22, 2016, 01:26:43 PM
I'd put it up there with  busting a nut inside a ripe grapefruit. ;D

Some find them irresistible. :)
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Howard on January 22, 2016, 01:27:30 PM
Nice Goodfellas quote.

No, this guy can 100% compete. He is not just gym big, he i stage big.  It wouldn't take much for him to get on stage. Ive chatted with him. Between work and family, he just has no time for it. It has absolutely nothing to do with not being ready because of his physique; its just not an important thing for him to do in his life.

What kind of loser chooses work and family over flexing on stage in a thong. ???

He's passing up a chance to impress 10's of disinterested people on  a Jr College Auditorium stage. ;D
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Dave D on January 22, 2016, 01:33:12 PM
Last summer , I was doing 95 mph in a 25 mph zone next to a hospital.
Cop got me on radar, hit the lights and quickly pulled me over.

I  pulled out my smart phone wifi, on getbig.com.
It was open on one of my famous and popular threads.
As the cop came to my window , I quietly said;
" Good afternoon officer. I'm Howard of Getbig with Blue Stars"

He asked me ; " Where are you going in such a hurry?"
I replied ; " To the gym."
Cop smiles and says ; " Let me give you an escort, follow me."

He gets in his car, turns on the lights and sirens. I tuck in behind him and we
go screaming thru town at 100 mph , non stop, ignoring any stop lights or signs.

I give him a quick wave as my tire's squeal, pulling off into the gym parking lot.

If you had Blue Stars, you'd know... ;)

The cop smiled because he knew you were lying about being headed to the gym. The officer had read your threads and was going to call your bluff, dude thought he was doing you a favor.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: tommywishbone on January 22, 2016, 02:08:17 PM
I haven't paid for a drink in any bar for years.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Dave D on January 22, 2016, 02:10:30 PM
I haven't paid for a drink in any bar for years.

How'd you get the stars Tom? HOW'D YOU YOU GET THEM? HOW'D YOU GET THE STARS?
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: drkaje on January 22, 2016, 02:11:56 PM
How'd you get the stars Tom? HOW'D YOU YOU GET THEM? HOW'D YOU GET THE STARS?

Perhaps a little GFS with Ron. :)
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: BIG ACH on January 22, 2016, 02:14:52 PM
This is the dumbest thread ever.



My last show was in 2008... Ron, feel free to remove my blue stars.

 ::) A lot of hurt buttholes here
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: TuHolmes on January 22, 2016, 02:29:45 PM
This is the dumbest thread ever.



My last show was in 2008... Ron, feel free to remove my blue stars.

 ::) A lot of hurt buttholes here

With or without bunny suit.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: BIG ACH on January 22, 2016, 02:39:57 PM
With or without bunny suit.

Buddumm tssss
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Grape Ape on January 22, 2016, 02:42:01 PM
This is the dumbest thread ever.



My last show was in 2008... Ron, feel free to remove my blue stars.

 ::) A lot of hurt buttholes here

Bullshit, then I'd have to throw my shirt out that says "Big Ach" on the front, and "blue starts since '08" on the back, and I ain't doin' that.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Primemuscle on January 22, 2016, 06:14:28 PM
I haven't paid for a drink in any bar for years.

What? Do you steal them? Surely you are not suggesting others buy your drinks....or maybe you're just a lucky hustler.
Title: Re: Blue stars and no pics
Post by: Howard on January 23, 2016, 08:54:45 PM
The cop smiled because he knew you were lying about being headed to the gym. The officer had read your threads and was going to call your bluff, dude thought he was doing you a favor.

That's possible, but had it been a hot ,female cop, she would have offered to blow me.