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Title: BG's
Post by: bigmikecox on January 26, 2016, 09:12:59 AM
Have you ever been out in public and get the BG's, or Bubble Guts?  Ive been sick the past few days and im sitting at work now, stomach growling like crazy. Feels like my ass could explode at any time. Im clinching my ass cheeks like im trying to stop Chris Duffy from entering me. I go home for lunch at 1:30pm, but I may have to leave early.

Please, my Getbig brothes, say a prayer for me and my ass!

FYI...I dont shit in public restrooms.
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: Nether Animal on January 26, 2016, 09:14:05 AM
Never had this problem but my ex-girlfriend was lactose intolerant and just about shit herself one night when we were driving across the state. No gas stations or restrooms anywhere... she barely made it.
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: bigmikecox on January 26, 2016, 10:25:03 AM
6 minutes until my lunch break! Thank GOD
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: funk51 on January 26, 2016, 10:39:28 AM
Have you ever been out in public and get the BG's, or Bubble Guts?  Ive been sick the past few days and im sitting at work now, stomach growling like crazy. Feels like my ass could explode at any time. Im clinching my ass cheeks like im trying to stop Chris Duffy from entering me. I go home for lunch at 1:30pm, but I may have to leave early.

Please, my Getbig brothes, say a prayer for me and my ass!

FYI...I dont shit in public restrooms.
chris duffy approved.
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: Yamcha on January 26, 2016, 10:42:57 AM
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Title: Re: BG's
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 26, 2016, 10:43:16 AM
Have you ever been out in public and get the BG's, or Bubble Guts?  Ive been sick the past few days and im sitting at work now, stomach growling like crazy. Feels like my ass could explode at any time. Im clinching my ass cheeks like im trying to stop Chris Duffy from entering me. I go home for lunch at 1:30pm, but I may have to leave early.

Please, my Getbig brothes, say a prayer for me and my ass!

FYI...I dont shit in public restrooms.
Better make an exception. Would you rather shit your pants? Might be a tad bit embarrassing at work. :D
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: Yamcha on January 26, 2016, 10:43:50 AM
today must be sphincter hypertrophy day
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: bigmikecox on January 26, 2016, 11:49:24 AM
I feel SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better! OMG!!!
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: bigmikecox on January 26, 2016, 11:56:46 AM
Better make an exception. Would you rather shit your pants? Might be a tad bit embarrassing at work. :D

LMAO!!  I had to crap ONCE here! Lucky for me its a private bathroom and the handicapped stall is always clean....until i got done with it.

True story.....at one of my jobs id train after i got off work. So i got off at 5pm and used the crapper downstairs to take a shit and change clothes. Now, in this bathroom there were 3 stalls and 2 urinals. So it was rather small. Being polite i picked the last stall so that if someone else comes in they are not shitting next to me. So this asshole comes in and picks the middle stall next to me! WTF??  I was disgusted
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: doggler on January 26, 2016, 11:59:40 AM
Have you ever been out in public and get the BG's, or Bubble Guts?  Ive been sick the past few days and im sitting at work now, stomach growling like crazy. Feels like my ass could explode at any time. Im clinching my ass cheeks like im trying to stop Chris Duffy from entering me. I go home for lunch at 1:30pm, but I may have to leave early.

Please, my Getbig brothes, say a prayer for me and my ass!

FYI...I dont shit in public restrooms.

Ask Goodrum to give you a prostate massage.
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: Never1AShow on January 26, 2016, 07:13:10 PM
Have you ever been out in public and get the BG's, or Bubble Guts?  Ive been sick the past few days and im sitting at work now, stomach growling like crazy. Feels like my ass could explode at any time. Im clinching my ass cheeks like im trying to stop Chris Duffy from entering me. I go home for lunch at 1:30pm, but I may have to leave early.

Please, my Getbig brothes, say a prayer for me and my ass!

FYI...I dont shit in public restrooms.

Prolly too late, but Chipotle would be a great cure.
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: Never1AShow on January 26, 2016, 07:56:54 PM
LMAO!!  I had to crap ONCE here! Lucky for me its a private bathroom and the handicapped stall is always clean....until i got done with it.

True story.....at one of my jobs id train after i got off work. So i got off at 5pm and used the crapper downstairs to take a shit and change clothes. Now, in this bathroom there were 3 stalls and 2 urinals. So it was rather small. Being polite i picked the last stall so that if someone else comes in they are not shitting next to me. So this asshole comes in and picks the middle stall next to me! WTF??  I was disgusted

Better than being boxed in the middle with folks on both sides.
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: SquidVicious on January 26, 2016, 07:58:38 PM
LMAO!!  I had to crap ONCE here! Lucky for me its a private bathroom and the handicapped stall is always clean....until i got done with it.

True story.....at one of my jobs id train after i got off work. So i got off at 5pm and used the crapper downstairs to take a shit and change clothes. Now, in this bathroom there were 3 stalls and 2 urinals. So it was rather small. Being polite i picked the last stall so that if someone else comes in they are not shitting next to me. So this asshole comes in and picks the middle stall next to me! WTF??  I was disgusted
That's a gay move they teach on Capitol Hill. He takes the stall next to you and then taps your foot with his own under the stall, signaling you that he wants to fuck your ass. They call them shitdiggers. Or senators.
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: 38-26-40 on January 26, 2016, 11:53:08 PM
So you rather go in your pants (accidentally, of course) than go in a public restroom?
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 27, 2016, 06:50:43 AM
Have you ever been out in public and get the BG's, or Bubble Guts?  Ive been sick the past few days and im sitting at work now, stomach growling like crazy. Feels like my ass could explode at any time. Im clinching my ass cheeks like im trying to stop Chris Duffy from entering me. I go home for lunch at 1:30pm, but I may have to leave early.

Please, my Getbig brothes, say a prayer for me and my ass!

FYI...I dont shit in public restrooms.

That shit happened to me yesterday.  Was in a big meeting, lots of talking and for a quick second the room got silent and at the same moment my stomach makes a loud gurgle that ends with a high pitch squeak.  I tried to act like it wasn't me but a few people were staring.
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: bigmikecox on January 27, 2016, 07:24:11 AM
So you rather go in your pants (accidentally, of course) than go in a public restroom?

Im a pro at holding it. One year i went to Vegas and before i flew back to Ohio I had 3 Cinnabons. About an hour into a 4 hour flight i felt it. It was the LONGEST flight ever!!! 
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 27, 2016, 07:27:38 AM
Tummy feeling good now?
Title: Re: BG's
Post by: 240 is Back on January 27, 2016, 10:14:24 AM
i played a corporate event at a really nice hotel last weekend.  I'm in the bathroom, there are maybe 12 urinals in a row... and i'm maybe 9 deep.   and this dude comes in and stands next to me to pee.

just being friendly, or making a move?