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1. In any church, a woman drops to her knees , looks up and she says ; "Oh GOD"
2. In any hotel room, a woman drops to her knees , looks up at her man and he says; " Oh God".
Conclusion - Having a woman down on her knees can be a heavenly experience. ;)
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Oh god, you are lame!
Organised religion have more killings than organised crime, that's one hell of an observation...
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1. In any church, a woman drops to her knees , looks up and she says ; "Oh GOD"
2. In any hotel room, a woman drops to her knees , looks up at her man and he says; " Oh God".
Conclusion - Having a woman down on her knees can be a heavenly experience. ;)
You would have to be completely retarded to think this is even remotely funny
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A man escaped from prison where he has been for 15 years. He broke into a house to look for money and guns, and ends up finding Howard and his 8th wife in bed.
He orders Howard out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, Howard tells wife number 8:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist. Don't complain and do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
To which Wife#8 responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!" :D
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A man escaped from prison where he has been for 15 years. He broke into a house to look for money and guns, and ends up finding Howard and his 8th wife in bed.
He orders Howard out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, Howard tells wife number 8:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist. Don't complain and do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
To which Wife#8 responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!" :D
:D
not bad.
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So, it's breaking news a Howard joke thread is bad. Did you really need to add "remotely" before funny :'(
Next up, realizing that most farts stink .
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Fresh from the Pentagon...
"Isis strike on Howard imminent - teacher's pet soon a little crater"
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Religion of Peace right here
http://100percentfedup.com/10-yr-old-boy-repeatedly-raped-male-muslim-migrants-swedish-cops-trying-rescue-boy-chased-away-video/#