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Title: Ever Faked It?
Post by: bigmikecox on January 28, 2016, 08:31:27 AM
Substance like Deca make it HARD to finish, no matter how hot or snug the girl is. That being said, back in the day, after a good 45 minute bang session, id be tired and faked it a few times. Am i the only one?
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: residue on January 28, 2016, 08:39:02 AM
Substance like Deca make it HARD to finish, no matter how hot or snug the girl is. That being said, back in the day, after a good 45 minute bang session, id be tired and faked it a few times. Am i the only one?

yes you are.

i have realized on occasion that the girl is umm, rank and forced myself to finish quickly
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: bigmikecox on January 28, 2016, 08:40:11 AM
Deca Dick is a bitch
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: residue on January 28, 2016, 08:46:54 AM
Deca Dick is a bitch

im on deca now, my girl taps out way before i do
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 28, 2016, 08:53:31 AM
I had to fake it once because I was wearing a rubber that blocked almost all sensation.  It sucked too because I had wanted to fuck this chick for several years and she was a good lay.  I finally got in her guts and was having some fun with her but eventually realized that getting a nut wasn't gonna happen.  Fucking condoms.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: aintitgrand on January 28, 2016, 09:18:25 AM
This is actually why I love deca! I can last for an hour and just force myself to cum when I wanna. I've never had "deca dick" where it just stopped working, but makes me last for as long as I want.
I'm finishing a deca bulk cycle next week and gonna go on trt before I do a summer blast, wonder how long the deca "issues" will last post final injection.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: 240 is Back on January 28, 2016, 09:21:20 AM
I had to fake it once because I was wearing a rubber that blocked almost all sensation.  It sucked too because I had wanted to fuck this chick for several years and she was a good lay.  I finally got in her guts and was having some fun with her but eventually realized that getting a nut wasn't gonna happen.  Fucking condoms.

get a vasectomy and date clean girls.  Also, dip your junk in your whiskey shot afterwards just to be sure. 
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: residue on January 28, 2016, 09:25:37 AM
This is actually why I love deca! I can last for an hour and just force myself to cum when I wanna. I've never had "deca dick" where it just stopped working, but makes me last for as long as I want.
I'm finishing a deca bulk cycle next week and gonna go on trt before I do a summer blast, wonder how long the deca "issues" will last post final injection.


i get it bad from tren, where after a while i feel like i should consult a dr
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: bigmikecox on January 28, 2016, 09:29:34 AM
Nubain would make you fuck for HOURS!!!  Literally!! 
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: chaos on January 28, 2016, 09:31:37 AM
Drug addicts. ::)
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: HTexan on January 28, 2016, 09:35:50 AM
Never done roids, but I faked it once.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 28, 2016, 09:57:05 AM
get a vasectomy and date clean girls.  Also, dip your junk in your whiskey shot afterwards just to be sure. 

Man I couldn't risk knocking this girl up.  She was my friends girlfriend and she had a kid with him already.  I didn't want no evidence of my crimes out there.

I ran into that nikka not too long after I banged up his girl.  Felt bad.  We weren't super close but still it was awkward as fuck.  Pretty sure he didn't know.  I think he knows now.

I used to be scandalous with my cock.  Not as much these days.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: bigmikecox on January 28, 2016, 10:07:10 AM
Man I couldn't risk knocking this girl up.  She was my friends girlfriend and she had a kid with him already.  I didn't want no evidence of my crimes out there.

I ran into that nikka not too long after I banged up his girl.  Felt bad.  We weren't super close but still it was awkward as fuck.  Pretty sure he didn't know.  I think he knows now.

I used to be scandalous with my cock.  Not as much these days.

LMAO!!!  That is the best saying ever!!!  Im going to steal that!
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Thespritz0 on January 28, 2016, 10:10:49 AM
Nubain would make you fuck for HOURS!!!  Literally!! 
^^
I found that the LONGER a session lasted the more smell of burning rubber...  ;)
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: ritch on January 28, 2016, 10:38:41 AM
I've never had to fake cuming but fake not cuming as I often cum too fast. So I "let it out" with litttle noise and keep pounding a few minutes and finish hard and quick so it does not show I came earlier, lol!

Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: phreak on January 28, 2016, 10:39:55 AM
Faked it once a few months ago. Very nice body, but a terrible fuck, I've fucked unconscious girls that were more active. So after half an hour I faked it, palmed the condom and got out. Should never have dug her up.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Thespritz0 on January 28, 2016, 11:08:18 AM
Faked it once a few months ago. Very nice body, but a terrible fuck, I've fucked unconscious girls that were more active. So after half an hour I faked it, palmed the condom and got out. Should never have dug her up.
^^
I've had that before, I slip it in their ASS to make them move...
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 28, 2016, 11:22:35 AM
A few times.  Spit on a girls back once to pretend.  A few times I just stopped and said fuck it and left.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: chadstallion on January 28, 2016, 11:47:16 AM
A few times.  Spit on a girls back once to pretend.  A few times I just stopped and said fuck it and left.
yup, if I jacked off earlier in the evening and then found out I got lucky, there wasn't enough jizz to make it worthwhile; so i just grunted at the appropriate time.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: bigmikecox on January 28, 2016, 11:49:06 AM
A few times.  Spit on a girls back once to pretend.  A few times I just stopped and said fuck it and left.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!  That is great
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 28, 2016, 11:55:15 AM
Take cabergoline with your tren or deca
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: chaos on January 28, 2016, 11:57:39 AM
A few times.  Spit on a girls back once to pretend. 
lmao
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: OB1 on January 28, 2016, 12:00:53 PM
A few times.  Spit on a girls back once to pretend.  A few times I just stopped and said fuck it and left.

 :D
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 28, 2016, 04:04:27 PM
LMAO!!!  That is the best saying ever!!!  Im going to steal that!

Take it.  lol.

If you put it on a t-shirt, bumper sticker or something I will expect a 50-50 split of the profits.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 28, 2016, 04:51:42 PM
Substance like Deca make it HARD to finish, no matter how hot or snug the girl is. That being said, back in the day, after a good 45 minute bang session, id be tired and faked it a few times. Am i the only one?
haha it has happend but only a few times i usually just say im to tires to  continue
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on January 28, 2016, 04:53:38 PM
Man I couldn't risk knocking this girl up.  She was my friends girlfriend and she had a kid with him already.  I didn't want no evidence of my crimes out there.

I ran into that nikka not too long after I banged up his girl.  Felt bad.  We weren't super close but still it was awkward as fuck.  Pretty sure he didn't know.  I think he knows now.

I used to be scandalous with my cock.  Not as much these days.
you sir are a scumbag
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 28, 2016, 05:03:44 PM
you sir are a scumbag

Well, how about that bitch?
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 28, 2016, 05:07:28 PM
you sir are a scumbag

I prefer the term scoundrel.

Hey, the cock wants what it wants.  This girl was cute and had abs at age 18.  Didn't even work out, just had awesome genes.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: ritch on January 28, 2016, 06:44:57 PM
Well, how about that bitch?

Takes two to tango but I'd take the aggression out on the guy anyway. Total fuckin' scumbag thing to do, no defending this. Hope he marries one day and finds his wife sucking some other dudes cock the day of his honey moon.

Asshole.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 28, 2016, 08:09:04 PM
Takes two to tango but I'd take the aggression out on the guy anyway. Total fuckin' scumbag thing to do, no defending this. Hope he marries one day and finds his wife sucking some other dudes cock the day of his honey moon.

Asshole.

What can I say, I'm a cocksman.

They weren't married, she was just his GF/baby mama.  Y'all just jealous because I was Chad Thundercock back then.  You would have fucked her too if she gave you the time of day.  Damn, she could fuck too.  That surprised me.  I wasn't expecting a girl of her age and personality to be an aggressive fucker like she was.  She really worked that pussy.  Good times.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Lustral on January 28, 2016, 08:59:29 PM
Substance like Deca make it HARD to finish, no matter how hot or snug the girl is. That being said, back in the day, after a good 45 minute bang session, id be tired and faked it a few times. Am i the only one?

A few times. Can't blame juice. Other substances (mostly alcohol or e) to blame. I just held it as a winning hand to play later. Or else said wow and rolled over asleep.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: d0nny2600 on January 29, 2016, 01:27:14 AM
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Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: falco on January 29, 2016, 01:36:48 AM
Substance like Deca make it HARD to finish, no matter how hot or snug the girl is. That being said, back in the day, after a good 45 minute bang session, id be tired and faked it a few times. Am i the only one?

yes you are. Back in the day, 45 minute bang session was warm-up. Bruh.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: CalvinH on January 29, 2016, 04:55:55 AM
Only on GB.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Sokolsky on January 29, 2016, 04:59:27 AM
I've never had to fake cuming but fake not cuming as I often cum too fast. So I "let it out" with litttle noise and keep pounding a few minutes and finish hard and quick so it does not show I came earlier, lol!

Yep.

Also the reason I don't like to use condoms, having to change condoms is annoying as all hell. Cum & keep-going.  8)
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 29, 2016, 05:36:20 AM
Takes two to tango but I'd take the aggression out on the guy anyway. Total fuckin' scumbag thing to do, no defending this. Hope he marries one day and finds his wife sucking some other dudes cock the day of his honey moon.

Asshole.

I've made this stupid impulsive mistake a couple of times. In all cases their relationships/marriages were (almost) gone, but I've sworn to myself to avoid these bitches..
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 29, 2016, 05:39:55 AM
Never faked but years ago late at night after the club.  Alcohol and tired, getting head made her stop went home to sleep.  Have stopped after doing it more than once without cumming.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Disco187 on January 29, 2016, 05:51:54 AM
not faked it but just couldnt bust du to juice and it affected the realtionship big time.  the girl was convinced it was her and she was hot as fuck and it was completely my own fault, but there was no explaining it to her.


I find that girls take it very personal when i dont cum, im not talking multiple year relationships I am talking about the 3 to 6 months flings
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: residue on January 29, 2016, 06:42:34 AM
not faked it but just couldnt bust du to juice and it affected the realtionship big time.  the girl was convinced it was her and she was hot as fuck and it was completely my own fault, but there was no explaining it to her.


I find that girls take it very personal when i dont cum, im not talking multiple year relationships I am talking about the 3 to 6 months flings

im in a 5+ year relationship and she gets borderline violent when i dont cum. to her it's the same as me calling her ugly, fat or unsexy, it's a personal insult to her
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 29, 2016, 07:16:15 AM
I'm like Mike in that I hate bagging it.  Makes it easier to fake it.  You just kind of do that Ooooh  oooh, I'm cumming and squeeze the chick real hard and push into her hard but be quick like Houdini when you pull of the condom so she doesn't see that it's empty.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 29, 2016, 11:19:11 AM
Cumming is not required for a guy to have an orgasm. I know this for a fact.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: bigmikecox on January 29, 2016, 11:34:15 AM
I'm like Mike in that I hate bagging it.  Makes it easier to fake it.  You just kind of do that Ooooh  oooh, I'm cumming and squeeze the chick real hard and push into her hard but be quick like Houdini when you pull of the condom so she doesn't see that it's empty.

LMAO!!!  That is the PERFECT way to do it
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 29, 2016, 12:59:10 PM
LMAO!!!  That is the PERFECT way to do it

Some chicks are smart.  One looked at me and said "You're still hard, are your sure you cummed"  haha. 
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: bigmikecox on January 29, 2016, 01:01:01 PM
Some chicks are smart.  One looked at me and said "You're still hard, are your sure you cummed"  haha. 

BUSTED!!! 
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 29, 2016, 02:16:08 PM
I keep a packet of mayo in my wallet for such occasions...Probably why the fat chicks seem to always call me back looking for more...
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: HTexan on January 29, 2016, 03:19:31 PM
What can I say, I'm a cocksman.
Do you prefer white cock or black cock?
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 29, 2016, 04:35:31 PM
Do you prefer white cock or black cock?

cocksman -

A man well schooled and/or trained in the art of sexual stimulation using his penis.

Sluts lust after Pray_4_War, for they know that he is an expert cocksman.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: HTexan on January 29, 2016, 05:25:42 PM
cocksman -

A man well schooled and/or trained in the art of sexually sucking a penis.

Big black men lust after Pray_4_War, for they know that he is an expert cocksman.

Fixed
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 29, 2016, 09:53:00 PM
I keep a packet of mayo in my wallet for such occasions...Probably why the fat chicks seem to always call me back looking for more...

Mayo is too acid and not nearly salty enough to pass.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 29, 2016, 09:55:09 PM
cocksman -

A man well schooled and/or trained in the art of sexual stimulation using his penis.

Sluts lust after Pray_4_War, for they know that he is an expert cocksman.


Don't you find it disappointing that you had to explain this?
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: BIG DUB on January 29, 2016, 10:02:48 PM
Mayo is too acid and not nearly salty enough to pass.

  :-X

how u know?
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 30, 2016, 01:29:09 PM
Don't you find it disappointing that you had to explain this?

Lol, yes I do.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 30, 2016, 01:52:08 PM
  :-X

how u know?

Same way anyone does.

Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: 38-26-40 on January 30, 2016, 02:05:13 PM
im on deca now, my girl taps out way before i do

Not cool...a girl should never say no or tap out.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: HTexan on January 30, 2016, 03:09:59 PM
Mayo is too acid and not nearly salty enough to pass.

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Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: OB1 on January 30, 2016, 03:22:40 PM
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LOL!
Master series...
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
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Holy shit, is that a real thing?  lol.
Title: Re: Ever Faked It?
Post by: HTexan on January 30, 2016, 05:10:34 PM
Holy shit, is that a real thing?  lol.
Yup.
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Bacon flavored  :-X