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Title: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: judochoke on February 04, 2016, 09:46:02 AM
I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink :'( :'( :'(
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: njflex on February 04, 2016, 09:50:18 AM
TOSS SOME HERB SEASONED CROUTONS AND A COUPLE TBS BALSAMIC VINEGAR IN YOUR UNDIES SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO...
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 04, 2016, 09:51:29 AM
It's old marinated sweat deep in your pores.  Will never come out.
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: ritch on February 04, 2016, 09:54:02 AM
They probably stink as they're too close to your asshole!

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Post by: SuperTed on February 04, 2016, 09:55:16 AM
Douse your balls in sulfuric acid. That should help.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 04, 2016, 10:08:27 AM
A good soak in hot oil might help
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Post by: Yamcha on February 04, 2016, 10:09:45 AM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MT86uKQKxEM/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on February 04, 2016, 10:21:01 AM
Gayer than knowing how old man balls smell...
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 04, 2016, 10:23:50 AM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MT86uKQKxEM/hqdefault.jpg)

This made my stomach hurt.
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Post by: Waller on February 04, 2016, 10:25:53 AM
So you know what old men's balls smell like huh?
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: IronMeister on February 04, 2016, 10:26:03 AM
(http://s10.postimg.org/g29wyfkyx/y_Fnx9_Jo.jpg)
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: judochoke on February 04, 2016, 10:27:02 AM
Forgot to say that I shave my nut sack. Still doesn't help😰😰😰😰
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 04, 2016, 10:30:25 AM
Forgot to say that I shave my nut sack. Still doesn't help😰😰😰😰

That's your issue.  Pubic hair has an antimicrobial effect on smell.  It keeps things fresher.
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: Yamcha on February 04, 2016, 10:32:34 AM
I'm almost 59 years old.

Forgot to say that I shave my nut sack. Still doesn't help😰😰😰😰

WTF is wrong with you?

Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: judochoke on February 04, 2016, 10:46:23 AM
I don't like any hair on my body. Head, chest, legs. Nothing.
Too fat to shave my bung hole😝😝😝😝😝😝👍👍👍👍👍👍
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: gym**rat on February 04, 2016, 11:51:18 AM
I have 57 year old balls and they smell wonderful. You may want to try standing under falling water with soap and a washrag. Just saying.
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: Thespritz0 on February 04, 2016, 12:29:10 PM
I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink :'( :'( :'(
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o :o :o :o
^^
Too many people DEPEND on basic showers to wash themselves... 2 times a week, take a 10 to 15 minute SOAK in a bathtub, and wash with ANTIBACTERIAL body wash/bar soap.
The rest of the week, balance this out by taking regular showers, using a highly-moisturizing body wash like Dove for men...
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: Grape Ape on February 04, 2016, 12:34:17 PM
It's the shaving.....pubes get rid of bacteria.

Your nuts are now a petri dish of filth.

Get your smelly sack the fuck out of here until they're back to normal.
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: OB1 on February 04, 2016, 01:00:19 PM
Get your smelly sack the fuck out of here until they're back to normal.

 :D
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: drkaje on February 04, 2016, 01:53:05 PM
It's the shaving.....pubes get rid of bacteria.

Your nuts are now a petri dish of filth.

Get your smelly sack the fuck out of here until they're back to normal.

+1!
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Post by: OB1 on February 04, 2016, 05:56:07 PM
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Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: calfzilla on February 04, 2016, 10:00:17 PM
(http://s10.postimg.org/g29wyfkyx/y_Fnx9_Jo.jpg)

Ha ha! I can't believe Basile didn't realize his balls were hanging out.
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: SF1900 on February 04, 2016, 10:05:07 PM
Didn't you answer your own question by asking why your balls smell like old man balls? Um, because you're old!
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 04, 2016, 10:05:57 PM
I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink :'( :'( :'(
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o :o :o :o

DaFuq?
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: sync pulse on February 04, 2016, 10:39:00 PM

You need to get a shower head you can take off the wall...

Wash your penis, testes, taint, anus, and butt crack...then rinse with the shower in your hand directing the water up from below so to speak...

Most effective way to remove bacteria colonies. 

If the smell is because of internal issues, and not surface bacteria on you...you need to have that diagnosed.
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Post by: MANGOOS on February 05, 2016, 02:33:29 AM
Cut them off...

No balls no problems.
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Post by: valhalla on February 05, 2016, 11:34:56 AM
LOL..This is way I browse GetBig sometimes.
A freakin thread about smelly balls..lol.
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: BlackMetallic on February 05, 2016, 12:27:51 PM
That's your issue.  Pubic hair has an antimicrobial effect on smell.  It keeps things fresher.

I cant think of a worse place for hair than on one's asshole

Does this antimicrobial effect apply to ass hair?

Well... doctors dont shave the vag before childbirth anymore. You're probably right
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 05, 2016, 12:38:46 PM
how the fuck are you able to smell your own balls?
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: hench on February 05, 2016, 12:40:08 PM
are you overweight with nutsack buried beneath folds?
I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink :'( :'( :'(
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: loco on February 05, 2016, 12:55:18 PM
(http://www.benjerry.com/files/live/sites/systemsite/files/flavors/flavor-graveyard/schweddy-balls-detail.png)
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: funk51 on February 05, 2016, 12:55:43 PM
I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink :'( :'( :'(
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o :o :o :o
   ever hear of soap ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???posted a pic so that you can identify it..
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: funk51 on February 05, 2016, 12:57:10 PM
if that don't work try some ethnic soap.. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: Grape Ape on February 05, 2016, 01:06:36 PM
if that don't work try some ethnic soap..

Mods, please lock the thread.

A 50+ year old poster whose name is funk would likely know the correct answer better than any of us.
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: OB1 on February 05, 2016, 01:09:44 PM
http://www.baconwrapthis.com/?p=118
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: judochoke on February 05, 2016, 01:15:43 PM
you don't understand. i use soap. baby wipes, lotion, fancy smelling creams. nothing works. my nuts just stink.
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: Grape Ape on February 05, 2016, 01:20:58 PM
you don't understand. i use soap. baby wipes, lotion, fancy smelling creams. nothing works. my nuts just stink.

As stated, it's bacteria from shaving....are you not believing this?
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: deadz on February 05, 2016, 02:11:46 PM
I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink :'( :'( :'(
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o :o :o :o
Because you're old. The doors you are now walking through are closing.
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: funk51 on February 05, 2016, 03:29:09 PM
Mods, please lock the thread.

A 50+ year old poster whose name is funk would likely know the correct answer better than any of us.
     ;D ;D ;D ;D    60 plus is more like it Alzheimers may be setting in..... but still don't go around huffing nuts.... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: Anna Recksiek on February 05, 2016, 03:35:08 PM
TOSS SOME HERB SEASONED CROUTONS AND A COUPLE TBS BALSAMIC VINEGAR IN YOUR UNDIES SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO...
Make sure to through in some liver protection
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: funk51 on February 05, 2016, 03:37:26 PM
Make sure to through in some liver protection
    you mean throw in..
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Post by: funk51 on February 05, 2016, 03:48:41 PM
how many can you remember ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Post by: Chidoman on February 05, 2016, 05:29:34 PM
you don't understand. i use soap. baby wipes, lotion, fancy smelling creams. nothing works. my nuts just stink.

(https://anypic.us/image.php?di=QRIX8.jpg)
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 05, 2016, 06:09:04 PM
you don't understand. i use soap. baby wipes, lotion, fancy smelling creams. nothing works. my nuts just stink.

Imagine that.

An old man has balls that smell like old man balls?

What next, your wife's beaver has a cheesy odor to it?
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Post by: Never1AShow on February 05, 2016, 06:36:53 PM
HOW ARE YOU SMELLING YOUR OWN BALLS, YOGA?
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Post by: HTexan on February 05, 2016, 07:31:25 PM
anti fungal spray you gross fuck? ???
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Post by: Disgusted on February 05, 2016, 08:33:14 PM
anti fungal spray you gross fuck? ???


This!!!
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Post by: ritch on February 05, 2016, 10:54:54 PM
you don't understand. i use soap. baby wipes, lotion, fancy smelling creams. nothing works. my nuts just stink.

You should get one of those shower poofs. The liquid gels smell real good like Irish Spring. The poofs lather up real good and just rub your bass, taint and ass real, you will come out much cleaner.

Your beautiful smelling balls will thank me later!
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: funk51 on February 06, 2016, 07:15:17 AM
HOW ARE YOU SMELLING YOUR OWN BALLS, YOGA?
       ::) ::) ::) ::)    exactly must to been when he was BJ-ing himself...
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: falco on February 16, 2016, 06:28:46 AM
I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink :'( :'( :'(
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o :o :o :o

Try going to public swimming pools. They will start smelling like cloride.
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: devilsmile on February 16, 2016, 06:42:46 AM
I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink :'( :'( :'(
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o :o :o :o

The fact of the matter is, old flesh is not good as young prime flesh. Get over it. I know it's hard to let go, you start to dwell in self pity and you think your feelings are special, but trust me, you ain't worth shit and neither is the smell of your balls. You're just a nano size dot in the universe, think of it like that. Time to let go.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on February 16, 2016, 07:57:28 AM
Ease down with the Old Spice
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Post by: Disco187 on February 16, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
That's your issue.  Pubic hair has an antimicrobial effect on smell.  It keeps things fresher.


well they say a day is never wasted if you learn something knew.
Title: Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
Post by: Powerlift66 on February 16, 2016, 02:18:21 PM