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Title: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: joejoe on February 10, 2016, 08:27:04 AM
Hi fellow Getbiggers! I'm an older member from back in the day, mostly lurk now. I'm in a 30 day transformation contest on instagram and need to call on the power of Getbig to get me this $500 for first place. The kid currently winning had all his friends tag their friends, but like a true Getbigger, i have no friends. That is why i have come to you today to help me get more than some dumb plastic trophy, this is real money that will not be spent on duck egg supplements.

I know all my Getbiggers are smart enough to figure out what to do from the pic, but for any less intelligent non-Getbiggers lurking:
1) go to sandiego_fitness on instagram
2) double tap on my pic, @jon_burris

I appreciate all your help! Tagging of your friends and other Getbiggers is encouraged.

Please feel free to flame me if you want. I think i'm the best of the top five and so does the kid with the most likes.

Remember, I almost died for you bitches doing this so go support me.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Yamcha on February 10, 2016, 08:28:43 AM
you just fucked up buddy... 
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on February 10, 2016, 08:28:47 AM
What the hell were u thinking with smiling that way
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: _aj_ on February 10, 2016, 08:37:43 AM
 ::)

Oh brother.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: joejoe on February 10, 2016, 08:37:46 AM
i wouldnt expect any less from the getbig community
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 10, 2016, 08:39:58 AM
What the fuck is Sev up to now?
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: SquidVicious on February 10, 2016, 08:45:03 AM
You obviously have the best BEFORE pics even though you're protruding your stomach out to hide your abs so your AFTER pic isn't as impressive as the others because you didn't make the most progress. But yes, you have the best AFTER pic. Good luck!
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: local hero on February 10, 2016, 10:32:47 AM
Nice posture, there was never any need to come out of the closet with you I'm guessing.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 10, 2016, 10:34:45 AM
Hi fellow Getbiggers! I'm an older member from back in the day, mostly lurk now. I'm in a 30 day transformation contest on instagram and need to call on the power of Getbig to get me this $500 for first place. The kid currently winning had all his friends tag their friends, but like a true Getbigger, i have no friends. That is why i have come to you today to help me get more than some dumb plastic trophy, this is real money that will not be spent on duck egg supplements.

I know all my Getbiggers are smart enough to figure out what to do from the pic, but for any less intelligent non-Getbiggers lurking:
1) go to sandiego_fitness on instagram
2) double tap on my pic, @jon_burris

I appreciate all your help! Tagging of your friends and other Getbiggers is encouraged.

Please feel free to flame me if you want. I think i'm the best of the top five and so does the kid with the most likes.

Remember, I almost died for you bitches doing this so go support me.

You need to post a link to get the help from Getbig.

We are too lazy to type.

Link to where we should click.

Fagg0t pose of Peace
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: njflex on February 10, 2016, 10:36:51 AM
You need to post a link to get the help from Getbig.

We are too lazy to type.

Link to where we should click.

Fagg0t pose of Peace
STILL NUTS THE PIC...
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: calfzilla on February 10, 2016, 10:37:13 AM
Nice posture, there was never any need to come out of the closet with you I'm guessing.

X2. I don't know the guy but from loking at 1 pic I am 100% certain he is homosexual.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 10, 2016, 10:38:57 AM
X2. I don't know the guy but from loking at 1 pic I am 100% certain he is homosexual.

True getbigger just simply does not pose like that, period...


..STILL NUTS THE PIC...
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: SuperTed on February 10, 2016, 10:39:35 AM
Hair transplants cost more than $500.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: TheShape. on February 10, 2016, 10:40:17 AM
Narrower than Heath
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Papper on February 10, 2016, 10:42:58 AM
What the hell were u thinking with smiling that way

Lmao
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Dave D on February 10, 2016, 10:43:15 AM
You almost died for us (Getting aids was a selfish  decision you made,  don't blame getbig)?

Dude in "30 days" you took off your hat and got a pump, you couldn't even change your underwear ...... I'm willing to bet the pictures were on the same day, you just used an old newspaper in the before pic.

You got my vote.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Powerlift66 on February 10, 2016, 10:52:22 AM
Queuing Ironmeister Photoshop in 3, 2, 1...
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Henda on February 10, 2016, 10:56:51 AM
No, go fuck yourself mincing fag
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: funk51 on February 10, 2016, 10:59:19 AM
 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 10, 2016, 11:07:00 AM
Hi fellow Getbiggers! I'm an older member from back in the day, mostly lurk now. I'm in a 30 day transformation contest on instagram and need to call on the power of Getbig to get me this $500 for first place. The kid currently winning had all his friends tag their friends, but like a true Getbigger, i have no friends. That is why i have come to you today to help me get more than some dumb plastic trophy, this is real money that will not be spent on duck egg supplements.

I know all my Getbiggers are smart enough to figure out what to do from the pic, but for any less intelligent non-Getbiggers lurking:
1) go to sandiego_fitness on instagram
2) double tap on my pic, @jon_burris

I appreciate all your help! Tagging of your friends and other Getbiggers is encouraged.

Please feel free to flame me if you want. I think i'm the best of the top five and so does the kid with the most likes.

Remember, I almost died for you bitches doing this so go support me.


You've been here since 2004 and only have 280 posts.....sorry but you're not a real Getbigger.  Piss off wanker. >:(
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 10, 2016, 11:50:35 AM

You've been here since 2004 and only have 280 posts.....sorry but you're not a real Getbigger.  Piss off wanker. >:(

you tell him, Venom Vince!
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 10, 2016, 11:54:58 AM
Venom Vince put his Voodoo-spell on this turd!

Now he'll never win the 500! :D

Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: CalvinH on February 10, 2016, 12:40:17 PM
No, go fuck yourself mincing fag


He looks like the type who likes to get double tapped in the mens locker room.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: devilsmile on February 10, 2016, 12:51:12 PM
LOOOOOL :D
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: CalvinH on February 10, 2016, 01:01:06 PM
LOOOOOL :D


There's a fat chick that I voted for :)
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: johnnynoname on February 10, 2016, 01:03:07 PM
I almost died for you bitches doing this so go support me.


I've never hated the word "almost" as much as I do now
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: devilsmile on February 10, 2016, 01:05:59 PM

There's a fat chick that I voted for :)

picz
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: CalvinH on February 10, 2016, 01:07:37 PM
picz


At work, can't post pics. just looked up the sight he posted.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Coffeed on February 10, 2016, 01:12:21 PM
He's probably thinking 500 isn't even worth this at this point...
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 10, 2016, 01:13:58 PM

There's a fat chick that I voted for :)


sandiego_fatness?
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: CalvinH on February 10, 2016, 01:15:37 PM

sandiego_fatness?


Pretty much, she went from really fat to just fat.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 10, 2016, 01:16:04 PM

Pretty much, she went from really fat to just fat.

Voted on the fat chick, the negroid, the chink and the tattooed bastard.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: CalvinH on February 10, 2016, 01:24:12 PM
Voted on the fat chick, the negroid, the chink and the tattooed bastard.


Nice! remember years ago on this site when some poster asked us to vote for his younger brother in a bodybuilder show and all of GB voted for someone else and the poster blew a gasket ;D ;D


...I think it was dannielson who started it all. 
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: joejoe on February 10, 2016, 01:55:55 PM
i aint even mad, you guys are funny. I knew there would be flames, but its getbig, thats what i expect. im not afraid to face the wrath.

The marine has the military vote which is huge in SD and the kid had all his friends tagging everybody they knew, so i was going to have a difficult time winning regardless.

i'm 39 and think i did ok. you cant do too much in 30 days anyway unless you start off way fat. cheers to you all, keep banging 10's and making millions in true getbig style.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Tapeworm on February 10, 2016, 02:02:05 PM
We wield our power behind the scenes.  We're shadowy and mysterious, like a man in a trench coat propositioning a ladyboy in a rainy Bangkok alleyway at dusk.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: SF1900 on February 10, 2016, 02:03:29 PM
Stupid gimmick. Just took a random pic from that instragram and said its him.  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 10, 2016, 02:05:03 PM
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: joejoe on February 10, 2016, 02:14:20 PM
why would i gimmick and try to help someone win an active contest?

adonis knows me. we used to chat back in the day. an old pic of me was posted years ago.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: johnnynoname on February 10, 2016, 02:18:41 PM
i aint even mad, you guys are funny. I knew there would be flames, but its getbig, thats what i expect. im not afraid to face the wrath.

The marine has the military vote which is huge in SD and the kid had all his friends tagging everybody they knew, so i was going to have a difficult time winning regardless.

i'm 39 and think i did ok. you cant do too much in 30 days anyway unless you start off way fat. cheers to you all, keep banging 10's and making millions in true getbig style.

listen

you're NOT A ACTIVE POSTER HERE......however you still decided to pander to us for whatever this "tag contest" is


even Ray Charles can see how this thread wasn't gonna exactly gonna be in your favor
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: joejoe on February 10, 2016, 02:35:11 PM
listen

you're NOT A ACTIVE POSTER HERE......however you still decided to pander to us for whatever this "tag contest" is


even Ray Charles can see how this thread wasn't gonna exactly gonna be in your favor

once a getbigger, always a getbigger. I was a banned outcast from muscle mayhem for attacking the leaders there and was welcomed here. lol

and i said from the start you all could feel free to flame me. I gave you guys an easy target to have some fun. cheers brah!
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 10, 2016, 02:41:15 PM
once a getbigger, always a getbigger. I was a banned outcast from muscle mayhem for attacking the leaders there and was welcomed here. lol

and i said from the start you all could feel free to flame me. I gave you guys an easy target to have some fun. cheers brah!


...STILL NUTS THE PIC....


Voted on them though, cheers
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Coffeed on February 10, 2016, 02:47:04 PM
I never even saw a link to vote...
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: johnnynoname on February 10, 2016, 02:48:02 PM
once a getbigger, always a getbigger. I was a banned outcast from muscle mayhem for attacking the leaders there and was welcomed here. lol

and i said from the start you all could feel free to flame me. I gave you guys an easy target to have some fun. cheers brah!

lol at "gave you guys an easy target to have some fun"


epic backpedaling
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Tapeworm on February 10, 2016, 02:50:34 PM
once a getbigger, always a getbigger.

Actually, that all changed about 5 years ago.  Several big threads and moderator rulings handed down.  You are currently an Otter.  I suggest you use the search function and get acquainted with the site's zoological classifications if you hope to graduate to Badger.

Don't mind Johnny.  He's a Guinea Pig.

(http://petguineapigcare.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/guinea-pig-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: johnnynoname on February 10, 2016, 02:52:38 PM
I'm not fat
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: joejoe on February 10, 2016, 02:56:16 PM
lol at "gave you guys an easy target to have some fun"


epic backpedaling

I thought when i said feel free to flame me in the original post i made it clear you guys could have some fun at my expense.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 10, 2016, 03:01:54 PM
I thought when i said feel free to flame me in the original post i made it clear you guys could have some fun at my expense.


Where's the link joe?

Gimme 10 names
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Tapeworm on February 10, 2016, 03:02:21 PM
I'm not fat

Again, I'm not saying that.  Jeesus.

You know what?  Fuck it.  Go eat a carrot with your ass for all I care.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: johnnynoname on February 10, 2016, 03:05:30 PM
Again, I'm not saying that.  Jeesus.

You know what?  Fuck it.  Go eat a carrot with your ass for all I care.

okay....

let's do this again

I'm of Italian Descent

you called me a "guinea pig"

I replied with "I'm not fat"



and yes- I realize that my joke fell under the premise that I totally didn't recognize the "animal caste" system that you introduced
I did recognize that btw but I just totally decided to forgo that it even existed and....



.........I don't know what my life has become
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Tapeworm on February 10, 2016, 03:14:44 PM
okay....

let's do this again

I'm of Italian Descent

you called me a "guinea pig"

I replied with "I'm not fat"



and yes- I realize that my joke fell under the premise that I totally didn't recognize the "animal caste" system that you introduced
I did recognize that btw but I just totally decided to forgo that it even existed and....



.........I don't know what my life has become

I'm willing to accept my share of the blame here.  Mistakes were made.  I used racially charged terms designed to elicit a response without having any kind follow up ready.  I didn't know where to go.  Caught the fish and dropped the rod.  I've mishandled things. 

That pet rodent does kind of look like your bathroom mirror selfie tho.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: johnnynoname on February 10, 2016, 03:19:20 PM


That pet rodent does kind of look like your bathroom mirror selfie tho.

.....the guinea pig is much cuter
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Tapeworm on February 10, 2016, 03:21:17 PM
On the upside this was a stupid thread to begin with.  I'm glad we ruined it.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: OB1 on February 10, 2016, 05:16:47 PM
Narrower than Heath

LOL!
First time i read this.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Tennisballz on February 10, 2016, 05:31:46 PM
Ugly shoulder veins and small pecker.  Would not hit.  Would not vote.
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: wes on February 10, 2016, 09:26:30 PM
WTF ???   ;D
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 10, 2016, 09:33:16 PM
I'm not double tapping anything where the guy looks like a gay version of Sev

Ain't got time for this shit!
Title: Re: Lets show the world the power of Getbig!
Post by: Pray_4_War on February 10, 2016, 10:27:55 PM
Hi fellow Getbiggers! I'm a mincy little wanker with virtually no cock and a head that looks like a bellend.

I know all my Getbiggers are smart enough to figure out what to do from the pic, but for any less intelligent non-Getbiggers lurking:
1) Do something for me
2) Get nothing in return

Here is where I say stuff that makes me sound like a Getbigger even though I'm really not one.

Glad we could help!