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There's an old joke that goes:
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it's all organized by the Italians.
Are these stereotypes accurate?
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Somewhat yes.
You don't want Italians organizing shit.. :D
They have too much of a temperament and can't think straight / keep a cool head / think logically at times.
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There's an old joke that goes:
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it's all organized by the Italians.
Are these stereotypes accurate?
It is generally accurate up to a point.
Of course there are exceptions.
But basically I would have to agree.
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Somewhat yes.
You don't want Italians organizing shit.. :D
They have too much of a temperament and can't think straight / keep a cool head / think logically at times.
Why are the Swiss so good at organizing things?
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Why are the Swiss so good at organizing things?
Because they are known for making fine timepieces. ;DKeeping time=keeping things going in an orderly fashion. Lol
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There is no food like the Portuguese one.
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Racist post reported.
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Yes - German police are kunts.
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Yes - German police are kunts.
You must be a muslim. They are always very nice to me. And yes, my beard + Dutch license plate causes me to be pulled over quite frequently. :D
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not really a fan of french cooking.
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There's an old joke that goes:
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it's all organized by the Italians.
Are these stereotypes accurate?
Pretty accurate. Some additional points:
- Dutch police are in general also very friendly,
- Italian cuisine is better than French,
- Italian lovers? The women are hot but crazy (so good to go), the men are shitty lovers with no skills (or so I have been told ;)).
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Not about the french mechanics...their cars are shit had a laguna v6 and it only broke down.....as all my friends french cars
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Pretty accurate. Some additional points:
- Dutch police are in general also very friendly,
- Italian cuisine is better than French,
- Italian lovers? The women are hot but crazy (so good to go), the men are shitty lovers with no skills (or so I have been told ;)).
Besides some of their food and Ferrari Italians are the most overrated people on earth, they get so much hype cause of American media, modern Italians are shit, nothing compared to the Romans ;D :D
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There's an old joke that goes:
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it's all organized by the Italians.
Are these stereotypes accurate?
Any country within a 500km radius of the Meditereanian is forgettable.
0 contribution to the economy, but they make up for it with 'culture'. Which is also shit.
Actually, everywhere the Romans have been is absolute shit these days.
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They have too much of a temperament and can't think straight / keep a cool head / think logically at times.
I confirm all of this
this sounds like a joke but I used to think I was bi-polar....in reality, I realized that I was just REALLY italian
btw- have fun with the "bi" comment I just set up for you all to make a internet jokey joke reply with
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I confirm all of this
this sounds like a joke but I used to think I was bi-polar....in reality, I realized that I was just REALLY italian
btw- have fun with the "bi" comment I just set up for you all to make a internet jokey joke reply with
Is all good Salvatore! :D
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There's an old joke that goes:
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it's all organized by the Italians.
Are these stereotypes accurate?
don't know about Swiss lovers, but all of it is mostly true.
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Salvatore
KAYFABE, BROTHER
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There's an old joke that goes:
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it's all organized by the Italians.
Are these stereotypes accurate?
Hell is if Sweden gets to control the immigration.
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Besides some of their food and Ferrari Italians are the most overrated people on earth, they get so much hype cause of American media, modern Italians are shit, nothing compared to the Romans ;D :D
You need to draw a line across the middle.
Northern Italians are ok. They're have a work ethic and just get on with things (but still have good food).
Southern Italians are the ones giving Italy a bad rep.
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You must be a muslim. They are always very nice to me. And yes, my beard + Dutch license plate causes me to be pulled over quite frequently. :D
Haha - doubtful. But every foreign looking person is evil incarnate to a German police officer. My former neighbour (Costa Rican guy - adopted by Germans, lived here his whole life) was visiting Dresden and got bashed for looking different. Went to the cops. They told him to go back to Africa (!) if he didn't want to get bashed again.
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Haha - doubtful. But every foreign looking person is evil incarnate to a German police officer. My former neighbour (Costa Rican guy - adopted by Germans, lived here his whole life) was visiting Dresden and got bashed for looking different. Went to the cops. They told him to go back to Africa (!) if he didn't want to get bashed again.
East Germany always has been shit, even most Germans don't want it. Any police in NRW, Hesse and BW are always very nice. Last time they even blocked the off ramp to let me go against traffic, so that I could get back on the highway without delay. It helps when you can speak a bit of German and hand them your business card that shows you're working for a reputable company.
Also, I'm not a hebrew. ;D
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I confirm all of this
this sounds like a joke but I used to think I was bi-polar....in reality, I realized that I was just REALLY italian
btw- have fun with the "bi" comment I just set up for you all to make a internet jokey joke reply with
tbombz can help you get rid of the bi issue with a little help from Jesus. Send him a PM. Tbombz, that is, not a PM to Jesus.
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There's an old joke that goes:
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it's all organized by the Italians.
Are these stereotypes accurate?
The difference between Heaven and Hell:
In Heaven; The chefs are French.
The police are British.
The mechanics and technicians are German.
And the symphony orchestras are Austrian.
In Hell; The chefs are British.
The police are German.
The mechanics and technicians are French
And the Rock and Roll bands are Austrian………
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The difference between Heaven and Hell:
In Heaven; The chefs are French.
The police are British.
The mechanics and technicians are German.
And the symphony orchestras are Austrian.
In Hell; The chefs are British.
The police are German.
The mechanics and technicians are French
And the Rock and Roll bands are Austrian………
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Himmel…
und die Hölle
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I don't know, Rock Me Amadeus was a pretty cool song and those dudes were Austrian.
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There's an old joke that goes:
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it's all organized by the Italians.
Are these stereotypes accurate?
Hehe, actually the Italians are far more clever than we give them credit for and in the north of Italy, things are well organized. A more accurate assessment would be that the Greek should never be allowed to organize anything. Greece is in many ways like third a world country, with chaotic traffic, bad infrastructure, corruption and tax evasion.
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...corruption and tax evasion.
Isn't that true for every country?
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Isn't that true for every country?
To some degree, but in Greece it has become destructive.
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Hehe, actually the Italians are far more clever than we give them credit for and in the north of Italy, things are well organized. A more accurate assessment would be that the Greek should never be allowed to organize anything. Greece is in many ways like third a world country, with chaotic traffic, bad infrastructure, corruption and tax evasion.
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Extremely cheap whores now too. Too bad I never have to work there. >:(