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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: FitnessFrenzy on February 24, 2016, 11:37:54 AM
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I actually used some of my detective skills for work today
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I usually tell most folks I randomly meet that they resemble a bag of smashed assholes ! :D
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I usually tell most folks I randomly meet that they resemble a bag of smashed assholes ! :D
Hahahaha!
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Despite multiple attempts: There hasn't been a real life situation improved by calling someone a "tiny tit" or "gay homo".
I will keep trying, though. What's life without faith?
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I don't get to judge many oiled up men in their underwear in reality sadly
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Today I was walking down the mall (I guess it's a mall) and some bald, very frail looking and extremely gay looking dude who was carrying books stopped me and asked me in my native tongue "do you speak finnish". I didn't even see the dude until he approached me from the side, but when I saw him I politely answered him back "badly", he then giggled "badly?" and I said "no homo", and I continued my way.
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I was playing online poker the other day, and I asked a black man at my table if he was a hebrew. He replied: "hebrew???"
. I then replied: "the original hebrews were black"
he didn't reply after that :D
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I was playing online poker the other day, and I asked a black man at my table if he was a hebrew. He replied: "hebrew???"
. I then replied: "the original hebrews were black"
he didn't reply after that :D
;D
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I was playing online poker the other day, and I asked a black man at my table if he was a hebrew. He replied: "hebrew???"
. I then replied: "the original hebrews were black"
he didn't reply after that :D
Hahaha
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I was at the mall taking a piss this last weekend and I felt the guy at the urinal next to me staring at my junk. I yelled "No Homo!"
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To be honest, I often roll my eyes like this ::) and say "oh brother" whenever someone is attention wh0ring.
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ah so you were the schmoo looking at and talking about other peoples arses through your own
Try harder...you`ll get better at this over time.
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everytime I see something on the news/tv I think of one of 6 things...
1- Guess the race?
2- Religion of Peace
3- It's a trap!
4- BMC Approved
5- 2, 1, 4. 3
6- That person deserves blue stars
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Getbig-fu? Absolutely! Here, and there, like a ninja. Never being a dick, but taking the wind out of many blowhard sails.
/then, i go home and feel much shame
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I was playing online poker the other day, and I asked a black man at my table if he was a hebrew. He replied: "hebrew???"
. I then replied: "the original hebrews were black"
he didn't reply after that :D
funny shit!
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I was at the mall taking a piss this last weekend and I felt the guy at the urinal next to me staring at my junk. I yelled "No Homo!"
Go on...................... .
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Go on...................... .
Then I just gave in. ;D
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you mean I could become as big an asehole as you?
Very doubtful. :D
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Very doubtful. :D
:D
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I have improved my english.
I believe the behaviour we have here is not generally accepted in normal life circunstances.
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I have improved my english.
I believe the behaviour we have here is not generally accepted in normal life circunstances.
if pellius talks to people IRL like he talks to people on getbig, then he would get beat up at the local bar.
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The brutal put-downs don't always work so well in real life. I was joking around with my girlfriend the other night, lightly making fun of each other, when i stupidly took it too far and said "well, your tits are a disgrace...the only reason you don't do keepy-ups with them is because it's a form of exercise."
The laughter suddenly stopped...few seconds of silence, then her face screwed up in agony and she did the perfect re-enactment of that "best cry ever" clip from YouTube. Took me about twenty minutes of apologising to get her to recover.
I also did something similar when I suggested that the local fat pizzaria owner could fuck my girlfriend. She also had a brutal meltdown.
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To be honest, I often roll my eyes like this ::) and say "oh brother" whenever someone is attention wh0ring.
This
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Everytime I watch COPS or a Police show and they are about to pull over a random driver I think 'Guess the race'
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We've been playing "Guess the race" long before GetBig.
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Things like "Mudshark" , "Oh Brother" , "Religion of Peace", "x of Peace", "2,3,4,7 etc" and "Meltdown" have been used during the years.
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I was playing online poker the other day, and I asked a black man at my table if he was a hebrew. He replied: "hebrew???"
. I then replied: "the original hebrews were black"
he didn't reply after that :D
lål
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All the photos on my Christian Mingle profile are blurry reflections in the window of my single wide trailer. When someone asks for a clear photo, I reply "It is clear."
I yell at Oriental and Canadian snow bird drivers "I don't take disrespect anywhere..."
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All the photos on my Christian Mingle profile are blurry reflections in the window of my single wide trailer. When someone asks for a clear photo, I reply "It is clear."
I yell at Oriental and Canadian snow bird drivers "I don't take disrespect anywhere..."
or just say in classic Squadfather "hey, I am offseason"
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