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Florida: 400-Pound Woman Survives Sexual Assault by herd of Manatees
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Fort Pierce, FL | The U.S. Coast Guard rescued a Florida woman from a frightening assault by a herd of manatees yesterday near Pepper Park Beach, a popular beach in the area.
The tourist on vacation went for a swim near 2pm in the afternoon when she was suddenly caught up by a herd of male manatees that possibly mistook the poor woman for a female manatee.
“I was just playing around in the water when I suddenly noticed a herd of manatees next to me. At first I was curious, but eventually I became scared when they started getting agitated. Then something pulled me underwater and as I gagged for air, I felt the crushing weight of one of the beasts on my back and at that moment, I thought I was going to die” she recalls, visibly traumatized by the latest events. “It all happened in a flash, all I remember is the horrifying sight of the manatees trying to grab me and force me into submission. Luckily, a man on a jet ski caught their attention and scared them away moments before the Coast Guard rescued me,” she told local reporters.
A bloody vaginal discharge
The sexual assault of the herd of manatees on a human being could be explained by the menstrual cycle of the vacationer, believes Jane Keller, professor of biology at the University of South Florida.
“When a female manatee goes into estrus, she is soon detected and pursued by numerous male manatees throughout the cycle. During that time, the female can mate with a dozen or more males in what is known as an estrus or mating herd. It is possible that the animals mistook the bloody vaginal discharge of the victim’s period as a female manatee in estrus,” she explains. “I would definitely suggest that women not go swimming during their menstrual cycle in areas where manatee mating occurs,” she warns.
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-400-pound-woman-survives-sexual-assault-by-herd-of-manatees/ (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-400-pound-woman-survives-sexual-assault-by-herd-of-manatees/)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Muslim no doubt
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Has to be bullshit!
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She should just kill herself now hahahaha.
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Has to be bullshit!
X2
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thankfully she was able to vote Trump before the attack
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thankfully she was able to vote Trump before the attack
x2
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thankfully she was able to vote Trump before the attack
Trump is gonna build a net!
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Its a hoax
http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/614366-woman-not-sexually-assaulted.html (http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/614366-woman-not-sexually-assaulted.html)
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Its a hoax
http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/614366-woman-not-sexually-assaulted.html (http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/614366-woman-not-sexually-assaulted.html)
I am not surprised. I would not think any living, breathing animal would fuck that tub of Crisco.
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A herd of manatees is hardly believable. A herd of bigmikecoxs on the other hand...
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So funny, but the story screams bullshit, or better, manateeshit.
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Trump is gonna build a net!
Good! ;D
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I am not surprised. I would not think any living, breathing animal would fuck that tub of Crisco.
Are you kidding? Have you read some of the comments in the wyhi threads? Some guys would consider her a.move up from their usual sexual encounters.
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Looks as though she ate Wes.
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Are you kidding? Have you read some of the comments in the wyhi threads? Some guys would consider her a.move up from their usual sexual encounters.
That's just scary...
But I guess if Mama June can procreate looking the way she does then everyone has a chance.
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Something weird is always going on in Florida. I'll be in Tampa and then Columbia, SC next week.
If anything unusual (for Florida) happens I'll post about it.
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Something weird is always going on in Florida. I'll be in Tampa and then Columbia, SC next week.
If anything unusual (for Florida) happens I'll post about it.
I've been to Florida once in my life and that was to Daytona for spring break when I was in University. That place is all kinds of fucked up. The hotel/staff/beaches are really nice. But as soon as you cross the street away from the beach its like you're in another world. Toothless meth heads everywhere. My friends and I got chased by some cracked out lady who kept yelling that we stole her purse. Another time we were in a convenience store, it was probably around midnight, maybe 1am, and our one friend was beyond drunk, so we leaned him on a wall while we picked up some snacks. He started talking to this drunk lady and some guy yells out from the other side of the store "Hey! Stop hitting on my mom!" Then runs out of the store, runs back in with a shot gun, the store clerk pulls out a pistol and tells them both to get the fuck out of his store. As a Canadian I was floored! That's insane! That seriously scared the living shit out of us.
I haven't been back to FL since. Nor do I ever plan to. Unless its Boca, I hear Boca is nice haha.
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A herd of manatees is hardly believable. A herd of bigmikecoxs on the other hand...
;D ;D ;D
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I've been to Florida once in my life and that was to Daytona for spring break when I was in University. That place is all kinds of fucked up. The hotel/staff/beaches are really nice. But as soon as you cross the street away from the beach its like you're in another world. Toothless meth heads everywhere. My friends and I got chased by some cracked out lady who kept yelling that we stole her purse. Another time we were in a convenience store, it was probably around midnight, maybe 1am, and our one friend was beyond drunk, so we leaned him on a wall while we picked up some snacks. He started talking to this drunk lady and some guy yells out from the other side of the store "Hey! Stop hitting on my mom!" Then runs out of the store, runs back in with a shot gun, the store clerk pulls out a pistol and tells them both to get the fuck out of his store. As a Canadian I was floored! That's insane! That seriously scared the living shit out of us.
I haven't been back to FL since. Nor do I ever plan to. Unless its Boca, I hear Boca is nice haha.
You haven't been to Florida. You have been to redneck capital.
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You haven't been to Florida. You have been to redneck capital.
I honestly didn't know the difference LOL. I've never had the urge to go to FL before. Only reason I went is cause a bunch of my friends wanted to go.
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I'm working in SC next week. Might go ahead and tape my ID to the window, LOL!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/white-state-trooper-pleads-guilty-to-shooting-unarmed-black-man_us_56e6f781e4b0860f99d9c58c?hpcrime=y
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I've been to Florida once in my life and that was to Daytona for spring break when I was in University. That place is all kinds of fucked up. The hotel/staff/beaches are really nice. But as soon as you cross the street away from the beach its like you're in another world. Toothless meth heads everywhere. My friends and I got chased by some cracked out lady who kept yelling that we stole her purse. Another time we were in a convenience store, it was probably around midnight, maybe 1am, and our one friend was beyond drunk, so we leaned him on a wall while we picked up some snacks. He started talking to this drunk lady and some guy yells out from the other side of the store "Hey! Stop hitting on my mom!" Then runs out of the store, runs back in with a shot gun, the store clerk pulls out a pistol and tells them both to get the fuck out of his store. As a Canadian I was floored! That's insane! That seriously scared the living shit out of us.
I haven't been back to FL since. Nor do I ever plan to. Unless its Boca, I hear Boca is nice haha.
Even the "nice" places have crime that's off the charts. The Dindus are fucking animals. No shit, if you are in Fort Lauderdale outside of the green zone and you see a black face, either shoot or prepare to die.
Lived 3 years in Delray Beach just north of Boca. I know what I am speaking.
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Even the "nice" places have crime that's off the charts. The Dindus are fucking animals. No shit, if you are in Fort Lauderdale outside of the green zone and you see a black face, either shoot or prepare to die.
Lived 3 years in Delray Beach just north of Boca. I know what I am speaking.
Isn´t Florida full of Alligators? :-X
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Isn´t Florida full of Alligators? :-X
Least of your worry. Behind lightening.
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I go to Ybor, Temple terrace, Tampa, and every other place without a gun or drama.
WTF are you talking about, Willis?
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Thank you Florida for making Texas look great. :D
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aren't both shizzo and genova in Florida?
they could hook up and benefit each other, genova would finally get his cock sucked and shizzo could be an internet star via the delray misfits.
they could call it shizzova
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I go to Ybor, Temple terrace, Tampa, and every other place without a gun or drama.
WTF are you talking about, Willis?
Ever been to Overtown in MIA?
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Ever been to Overtown in MIA?
Spent nearly 8 months in Orlando with no problems.
Only visited Miami Beach for a week but there were no issues.
Maybe it's you. :)
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aren't both shizzo and genova in Florida?
they could hook up and benefit each other, genova would finally get his cock sucked and shizzo could be an internet star via the delray misfits.
they could call it shizzova
They sure are. Genova is in Delray and Shizzo is probably in some trailer in Port St. Lucie. It's about an hour drive, but worth it for Genova since Shizzo supposedly loves to suck the cock
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Even the "nice" places have crime that's off the charts. The Dindus are fucking animals. No shit, if you are in Fort Lauderdale outside of the green zone and you see a black face, either shoot or prepare to die.
Lived 3 years in Delray Beach just north of Boca. I know what I am speaking.
Fort Lauderdale sucks in general now because all the trash is moving north from Miami. I wouldn't consider Boca or Delray in that category yet. It will be down the road though.
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I used to live in Hutchasin island,that's where pepper park is)it's a retirement community absolutely no violent crime just some drugs, but that's everywhere.rambone how do you know about port St. Lucie?
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There's definitely something in Florida water.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/planned-parenthood-defund-bill-cites-dentists-as-reproductive-care-alternative/ar-BBqFFqR?ocid=spartanntp
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I used to live in Hutchasin island,that's where pepper park is)it's a retirement community absolutely no violent crime just some drugs, but that's everywhere.rambone how do you know about port St. Lucie?
I occasionally have to drive up there for work. Haven't spotted Shizzo at the local Publix yet, but I have ran into Genova many times.
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Even the "nice" places have crime that's off the charts. The Dindus are fucking animals. No shit, if you are in Fort Lauderdale outside of the green zone and you see a black face, either shoot or prepare to die.
Lived 3 years in Delray Beach just north of Boca. I know what I am speaking.
After some googling I understand that Dindu means black person?
The crackhead who chased us was white, the guy with the shotgun and his mom were white, and I think the convenience store owner was also white (or maybe latino or something?). There actually weren't many black people in Daytona from what I remember at all...
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After some googling I understand that Dindu means black person?
The crackhead who chased us was white, the guy with the shotgun and his mom were white, and I think the convenience store owner was also white (or maybe latino or something?). There actually weren't many black people in Daytona from what I remember at all...
Dindus come in all colors, Man. :)
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Dindus come in all colors, Man. :)
Ahh I see. Then yes, many Dindus around that are ;D
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For a brief few months I lived in Port Charlotte. This was in the early '90s when my bro had a house there. Some wild times. I drove his Caddie across the huge bridge several times each week to lift at a local gym. Can't remember what that town's called.
I have cool memories of Florida. Humid as duck balls, though!
Miami Vice is one of my all-time faves (Crockett rules) and the early '90s Tampa death scene yielded some of my fave classic DM bands.
P.S. That manitee tub-o'-lard is pure gross. Throw the menstrual deal into it and I'm about to hurl.
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Something weird is always going on in Florida. I'll be in Tampa and then Columbia, SC next week.
If anything unusual (for Florida) happens I'll post about it.
The open government laws in Florida are the most expansive in the United States. Every document in Florida is public record. As a result, every crazy court case is free to be reviewed by anyone who requests it, so more of the ridiculous stories get out. If New York and California had the same open government laws Florida does, they would have more crazy stories too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_information_legislation_%28Florida%29#Open_Meetings (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_information_legislation_%28Florida%29#Open_Meetings)
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For a brief few months I lived in Port Charlotte. This was in the early '90s when my bro had a house there. Some wild times. I drove his Caddie across the huge bridge several times each week to lift at a local gym. Can't remember what that town's called.
I have cool memories of Florida. Humid as duck balls, though!
Miami Vice is one of my all-time faves (Crockett rules) and the early '90s Tampa death scene yielded some of my fave classic DM bands.
P.S. That manitee tub-o'-lard is pure gross. Throw the menstrual deal into it and I'm about to hurl.
nice, I played in bands in port charlotte in 1997-2005. Know the place well. hurricane charlie set the place back 20 years.
Least of your worry. Behind lightening.
there was a 15 foot gator that came out of the canal nearby recently... a few people took cell pics of it, everyone just lost track of it. no biggie, they're not fast.
Lightning killed 2 and injured 1 in a single strike last year on ft myers beach. I had one moment right after that - playing a gig on the beach - caught in lightning with a cart full of PA speakers... I admit, I was more scared in that 120 seconds of running for the car, than I was in almost anything I've ever been thru. Lightning hitting 100 feet away and I'm pulling a metal cart... scary stuff, you're powerless against it. Musicians tend to push it too close when they're playing for a crowd.
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nice, I played in bands in port charlotte in 1997-2005. Know the place well. hurricane charlie set the place back 20 years.
there was a 15 foot gator that came out of the canal nearby recently... a few people took cell pics of it, everyone just lost track of it. no biggie, they're not fast.
Lightning killed 2 and injured 1 in a single strike last year on ft myers beach. I had one moment right after that - playing a gig on the beach - caught in lightning with a cart full of PA speakers... I admit, I was more scared in that 120 seconds of running for the car, than I was in almost anything I've ever been thru. Lightning hitting 100 feet away and I'm pulling a metal cart... scary stuff, you're powerless against it. Musicians tend to push it too close when they're playing for a crowd.
No shit. I knew a guy that was a paramedic down there and the weirdest thing he caught was a person that got struck by lightening while walking with a cell phone. He used the term "inside out" to describe the scene.
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A buddy of mine is a cop in the Maitland area. The stories he tells are fucking crazy! He's also known to start conversations with "Jake. There was a black guy pulled-over on a bike last night... Was it you?" or some other crazy thing.
Cool guy but I couldn't do that job.
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This thread took a turn that I did not expect.
This is why I love GetBig
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No shit. I knew a guy that was a paramedic down there and the weirdest thing he caught was a person that got struck by lightening while walking with a cell phone. He used the term "inside out" to describe the scene.
i eat clean, avoid taking bad streets, carry lots of glockage, and generally don't do dumb shit.
finding myself pulling a cart of speakers for 1/4 mile thru the beach district as lightning hit all around was definitely the dumbest thing I've done since getting married.
I'll admit tho - in a state full of lazy stoners, with more excuses than IQ points, i love it. it makes things easy. I'd hate to live in a place like china where people will work very hard 24/7 for pennies. It's not all that competitive here. I work when I want, where I want, pick and choose because most people are lazy stoners in flipflops who need alcohol to function and are late to everything as a rule. Florida rocks if you grew up elsewhere and don't function like they do.
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AJ is definitely the type of guy that strokes the laminated picture of Travis Haley in his tactical Blackhawk wallet for luck every time he smells fried chicken.
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Nile Crocodiles Found Really Far Out of Africa. In Florida.
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The Nile crocodile, which inhabits sub-Saharan Africa, can grow to 21 feet long and weigh one and a half tons. It eats just about anything — including humans.
Now four have been found in Florida, although none were that large. They were probably brought from South Africa and kept as pets or zoo displays.
One was a hatchling about a foot long sitting on a porch in Miami. Another was found on the property of a private zoo in Homestead, Fla., and a third, a 10-pound female, was captured in a public park, also in Homestead.
Finally, five months later, in March 2012, a three-foot-long female was trapped in a canal in Homestead, above. This one was tagged and released.
She turned up again two years later and 29 miles away, having grown to five and a half feet long.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/24/science/crocodiles-in-florida.html?_r=0 (http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/24/science/crocodiles-in-florida.html?_r=0)