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Title: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: judochoke on March 31, 2016, 10:51:59 AM
so she thought she would get her 16 year old brother out of the house, so she sighed him up for the ufc gym that we go to. she paid 34 a month for the little guy. no contract. the little prick went a total of two times. so now she has to cancel his membership,
she's out of 76 dollars,  for the first and last month, and she's lucky that the contracts are only month to month, not a yearly commitment.

so i sat her down and gave her the speech. i told her to when it comes to fitness, never depend on anyone but your self!!!!!!! not the boyfriend, not your training partners, not your husband, nobody. this is a selfish thing that we do.
told her that in 40 years of lifting weights, i never waited for anyone, if a training partner didn't show up on time, i was gone. my wife, her fitness is not my problem. i can't worry about someone else and their lifting problems.
seems kind of prickish, but i told her she just got burned. not to let it happen again. forget my son, she always says she's waiting for him to get home so they can go to the gym together. i said forget about him. go alone and do your thing.


Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: denarii on March 31, 2016, 11:08:00 AM
What did she do when you hit on her after the speech?
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: SF1900 on March 31, 2016, 11:09:20 AM
so she thought she would get her 16 year old brother out of the house, so she sighed him up for the ufc gym that we go to. she paid 34 a month for the little guy. no contract. the little prick went a total of two times. so now she has to cancel his membership,
she's out of 76 dollars,  for the first and last month, and she's lucky that the contracts are only month to month, not a yearly commitment.

so i sat her down and gave her the speech. i told her to when it comes to fitness, never depend on anyone but your self!!!!!!! not the boyfriend, not your training partners, not your husband, nobody. this is a selfish thing that we do.
told her that in 40 years of lifting weights, i never waited for anyone, if a training partner didn't show up on time, i was gone. my wife, her fitness is not my problem. i can't worry about someone else and their lifting problems.
seems kind of prickish, but i told her she just got burned. not to let it happen again. forget my son, she always says she's waiting for him to get home so they can go to the gym together. i said forget about him. go alone and do your thing.




It sounds like you give her words of wisdom and possibly altered her life in a meaningful way via a dialogue about health and fitness.

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Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: chaos on March 31, 2016, 12:03:22 PM
so she thought she would get her 16 year old brother out of the house, so she sighed him up for the ufc gym that we go to. she paid 34 a month for the little guy. no contract. the little prick went a total of two times. so now she has to cancel his membership,
she's out of 76 dollars,  for the first and last month, and she's lucky that the contracts are only month to month, not a yearly commitment.

so i sat her down and gave her the speech. i told her to when it comes to fitness, never depend on anyone but your self!!!!!!! not the boyfriend, not your training partners, not your husband, nobody. this is a selfish thing that we do.
told her that in 40 years of lifting weights, i never waited for anyone, if a training partner didn't show up on time, i was gone. my wife, her fitness is not my problem. i can't worry about someone else and their lifting problems.
seems kind of prickish, but i told her she just got burned. not to let it happen again. forget my son, she always says she's waiting for him to get home so they can go to the gym together. i said forget about him. go alone and do your thing.



Did you hit it?
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: Coffeed on March 31, 2016, 02:44:37 PM
Welcome to the dad zone.

Now you're on the hook for child support and likely to be a registered sex offender.
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: judochoke on March 31, 2016, 03:49:59 PM
dude. she's 25. I'm 59, on TRT, can't get a boner, on blood pressure pills. she lives with us. NO I DIDNT HIT IT >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
just trying to tell her about life.

the day i came home with my first born son, pulled in to the driveway, all the relatives, neighbors were there  to meet us in the driveway. i reached in to get the baby, handed the baby to grandma, said gotta go.
everyone said, "where  the fuck are you going????". i said, missed the gym yesterday, gotta go today. and off i went, alone, to the gym.

that's what I'm trying to teach the girl.
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: Grape Ape on March 31, 2016, 04:08:00 PM

the day i came home with my first born son, pulled in to the driveway, all the relatives, neighbors were there  to meet us in the driveway. i reached in to get the baby, handed the baby to grandma, said gotta go.
everyone said, "where  the fuck are you going????". i said, missed the gym yesterday, gotta go today. and off i went, alone, to the gym.

that's what I'm trying to teach the girl.

I'm sure that workout made all the difference, Arnold.
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: calfzilla on March 31, 2016, 04:29:11 PM
Did you hit it?

This. Sounds like the opening scene of a porno movie.
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: Straw Man on March 31, 2016, 04:42:03 PM
dude. she's 25. I'm 59, on TRT, can't get a boner, on blood pressure pills. she lives with us. NO I DIDNT HIT IT >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
just trying to tell her about life.

the day i came home with my first born son, pulled in to the driveway, all the relatives, neighbors were there  to meet us in the driveway. i reached in to get the baby, handed the baby to grandma, said gotta go.
everyone said, "where  the fuck are you going????". i said, missed the gym yesterday, gotta go today. and off i went, alone, to the gym.

that's what I'm trying to teach the girl.

what exactly is the lesson in that example?
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: Tapeworm on March 31, 2016, 04:46:08 PM
dude. she's 25. I'm 59, on TRT, can't get a boner, on blood pressure pills. she lives with us. NO I DIDNT HIT IT >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
just trying to tell her about life.

the day i came home with my first born son, pulled in to the driveway, all the relatives, neighbors were there  to meet us in the driveway. i reached in to get the baby, handed the baby to grandma, said gotta go.
everyone said, "where  the fuck are you going????". i said, missed the gym yesterday, gotta go today. and off i went, alone, to the gym.

that's what I'm trying to teach the girl.

Why you wouldn't go to the gym with the baby on the way home first?
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: polychronopolous on March 31, 2016, 06:50:48 PM
dude. she's 25. I'm 59, on TRT, can't get a boner, on blood pressure pills. she lives with us. NO I DIDNT HIT IT >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
just trying to tell her about life.

the day i came home with my first born son, pulled in to the driveway, all the relatives, neighbors were there  to meet us in the driveway. i reached in to get the baby, handed the baby to grandma, said gotta go.
everyone said, "where  the fuck are you going????". i said, missed the gym yesterday, gotta go today. and off i went, alone, to the gym.

that's what I'm trying to teach the girl.

Ever since I began to read judochokes initial posts I said to myself "This is a man who has his priorities together. This is a man who has it all figured out"
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 31, 2016, 06:57:32 PM
so she thought she would get her 16 year old brother out of the house, so she sighed him up for the ufc gym that we go to. she paid 34 a month for the little guy. no contract. the little prick went a total of two times. so now she has to cancel his membership,
she's out of 76 dollars,  for the first and last month, and she's lucky that the contracts are only month to month, not a yearly commitment.

so i sat her down and gave her the speech. i told her to when it comes to fitness, never depend on anyone but your self!!!!!!! not the boyfriend, not your training partners, not your husband, nobody. this is a selfish thing that we do.
told her that in 40 years of lifting weights, i never waited for anyone, if a training partner didn't show up on time, i was gone. my wife, her fitness is not my problem. i can't worry about someone else and their lifting problems.
seems kind of prickish, but i told her she just got burned. not to let it happen again. forget my son, she always says she's waiting for him to get home so they can go to the gym together. i said forget about him. go alone and do your thing.




Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: Charfman84 on March 31, 2016, 06:59:55 PM
dude. she's 25. I'm 59, on TRT, can't get a boner, on blood pressure pills. she lives with us. NO I DIDNT HIT IT >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
just trying to tell her about life.

the day i came home with my first born son, pulled in to the driveway, all the relatives, neighbors were there  to meet us in the driveway. i reached in to get the baby, handed the baby to grandma, said gotta go.
everyone said, "where  the fuck are you going????". i said, missed the gym yesterday, gotta go today. and off i went, alone, to the gym.

that's what I'm trying to teach the girl.
you cant get a boner even for a 25 yr old?  disgraceful
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: CARTEL on March 31, 2016, 07:16:26 PM
I'm sure that workout made all the difference, Arnold.

😄 That's gold!
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: Fortress on March 31, 2016, 07:26:58 PM
Fuckin' assface kid. He'll be an estrogen-soaked skinny-fat-fuck doughboy by 30. Less T than Pippy goddamn Longstalkings.

Your lesson is sound.

Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: chaos on March 31, 2016, 08:15:07 PM
dude. she's 25. I'm 59, on TRT, can't get a boner, on blood pressure pills. she lives with us. NO I DIDNT HIT IT >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
just trying to tell her about life.

Outed!!
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: judochoke on March 31, 2016, 08:57:39 PM
i can get a boner, if all the stars are alined. no food in the system, bite a 50 mg viraga and swallow it with a little water. be nice to the wife so she's in the mood. a lot of things have to happen for old judo to get laid :P
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: Fortress on March 31, 2016, 09:00:40 PM
i can get a boner, if all the stars are alined. no food in the system, bite a 50 mg viraga and swallow it with a little water. be nice to the wife so she's in the mood. a lot of things have to happen for old judo to get laid :P

Well, there's your problem! You're taking the wrong pill! It's Viagra you are after, man. NOT Viraga.
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on April 01, 2016, 05:39:59 AM
i can get a boner, if all the stars are alined. no food in the system, bite a 50 mg viraga and swallow it with a little water. be nice to the wife so she's in the mood. a lot of things have to happen for old judo to get laid :P

Have you tried taking L-Arginine and Pycnogenol?
Title: Re: my sons girlfriend signed up her little brother to the gym
Post by: drkaje on April 01, 2016, 06:10:48 AM
$76 is a bargain for being able to say "Shut the fuck up about your weight! I paid for a gym membership and your lazy ass only went twice!"