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Title: Branch Warren
Post by: Nails on April 05, 2016, 01:51:32 PM
A GIANT among boys and girls



(https://scontent-sjc2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/c57.0.965.965/12501530_221023381590634_1183419892_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxOTc5OTk3NDU3NDU4MjU5Mg%3D%3D.2.c)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Nails on April 05, 2016, 01:53:58 PM
Tread lightly fucker




(https://scontent-sjc2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/c74.0.378.378/12383177_986533284727905_542056917_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxOTMwMzkzMDY1NzAwNzYyMQ%3D%3D.2.c)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Nether Animal on April 05, 2016, 01:55:53 PM
His arms are starting to look like Kamali's. It's like the brachialis deteriorates away entirely.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Royalty on April 05, 2016, 01:57:05 PM
A GIANT among boys and girls



(https://scontent-sjc2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/c57.0.965.965/12501530_221023381590634_1183419892_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxOTc5OTk3NDU3NDU4MjU5Mg%3D%3D.2.c)

Branch reminds me a lot of Spud Webb... except without the melanin, or the impressiveness, or the athletic ability
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Coffeed on April 05, 2016, 03:18:43 PM
Just imagine how many thousands of dollars of drugs have been injected into that body.

Hundreds of thousands easily. Enough to buy yourself a decent condo or house.

Think about this.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Rusty Trombone on April 05, 2016, 03:22:02 PM
Looks more like a midget there.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Bevo on April 05, 2016, 03:25:37 PM
Just imagine how many thousands of dollars of drugs have been injected into that body.

Hundreds of thousands easily. Enough to buy yourself a decent condo or house.

Think about this.


Haha

One of the well known local coaches out here in the Dallas area, Jeff Dwelle saw his stack and said "I don't know how he's still alive" ;D
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Nails on April 05, 2016, 03:28:21 PM
Just imagine how many thousands of dollars of drugs have been injected into that body.

Hundreds of thousands easily. Enough to buy yourself a decent condo or house.

Think about this.

in a video , he stated his grocery bill for each month was  $2,000.00 alone  or some shit like that
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: da_vinci on April 05, 2016, 03:31:07 PM
A giant dwarf  ::)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: funk51 on April 05, 2016, 03:36:49 PM
A GIANT among boys and girls



(https://scontent-sjc2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/c57.0.965.965/12501530_221023381590634_1183419892_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxOTc5OTk3NDU3NDU4MjU5Mg%3D%3D.2.c)
would like to see him standing next to guys like these years ago... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Taffin on April 05, 2016, 04:07:53 PM
That's not that eastern european MMA fighter Blocky Fridgesky?

Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Fortress on April 05, 2016, 04:13:15 PM
The garden gnome fucker is gonna shrink to twink status and be in excruciating pain soon enough.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 05, 2016, 04:16:04 PM
Embarrassingly short. Most people that short shy away from the camera...
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Nether Animal on April 05, 2016, 04:18:05 PM
That's not that eastern european MMA fighter Blocky Fridgesky?



That's not Blocky Fridgesky.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Taffin on April 05, 2016, 04:30:23 PM
That's not Blocky Fridgesky.

 :D
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: mr.turbo on April 05, 2016, 07:43:11 PM
branch warren

you sir are an abomination
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: io856 on April 05, 2016, 07:51:28 PM
How do you guys think he will retire from pro bodybuilding?

Will he slowly decay onstage?

or

Will he retire as soon as bodily deterioration gets too noticeable?

He prides himself on a crazy work ethic, so it will be interesting to see what he does.
Does he keep pushing, pushing through?
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: anabolicguru on April 05, 2016, 07:53:39 PM
Just imagine how many thousands of dollars of drugs have been injected into that body.

Hundreds of thousands easily. Enough to buy yourself a decent condo or house.

Think about this.

At the same time, how much $$ do you think he made from bodybuilding (includes show wins, sponsors, endorsements, G4P)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Rambone on April 05, 2016, 07:59:15 PM
I wonder what it feels like being the shortest person in a room full of people including 4 ladies of average height...
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Taffin on April 05, 2016, 07:59:26 PM
Tread lightly fucker


Must have gone to the same fake military fatigues outlet as Jason Blaha...

(and is about as legit  ;))
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Skeletor on April 05, 2016, 08:01:27 PM
How do you guys think he will retire from pro bodybuilding?

Will he slowly decay onstage?

or

Will he retire as soon as bodily deterioration gets too noticeable?

He prides himself on a crazy work ethic, so it will be interesting to see what he does.
Does he keep pushing, pushing through?

Deterioration has been noticeable for quite a while and yet he keeps getting gift placings all the time.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 05, 2016, 09:19:54 PM
I wonder what it feels like being the shortest person in a room full of people including 4 ladies of average height...

I'll tell ya what it feels like. It feels like you have to jack your truck up to Monster Truck heights. Ride the biggest horse you can find and try not to fall off. Yell and scream in the gym no matter the weight your pushing while wearing tow chains around your neck. That's what it feels like to be the shortest guy in the room at any given time...
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: io856 on April 05, 2016, 09:23:19 PM
I'll tell ya what it feels like. It feels like you have to jack your truck up to Monster Truck heights. Ride the biggest horse you can find and try not to fall off. Yell and scream in the gym no matter the weight your pushing while wearing tow chains around your neck. That's what it feels like to be the shortest guy in the room at any given time...
He isn't short next to Johnnie Jackson
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: WalterWhite on April 05, 2016, 10:25:56 PM
How do you guys think he will retire from pro bodybuilding?

Will he slowly decay onstage?

or

Will he retire as soon as bodily deterioration gets too noticeable?

He prides himself on a crazy work ethic, so it will be interesting to see what he does.
Does he keep pushing, pushing through?

Already noticeable.  I will be shocked if he ever trims down.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Bevo on April 05, 2016, 10:34:35 PM
The guy in the black tank top is actually 5'7
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Taffin on April 05, 2016, 10:38:41 PM
^^^^^^ at least he's got symmetry...

(http://cdn.funkidslive.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/MrMen-Strong.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Skeletor on April 05, 2016, 10:46:01 PM
(http://cdn-flex0.heartyhosting.com/sites/flexonline.com/files/styles/gallery_slide_612xany/public/media/2016%20Contest%20Coverage/2016%20Levrone%20Pro%20Classic/AB1_2453.jpg?itok=xLOI9d7y)

(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel-microheroes/images/4/48/Blanchett_thing.gif)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Danimal77 on April 05, 2016, 10:59:11 PM
A GIANT among boys and girls



(https://scontent-sjc2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/c57.0.965.965/12501530_221023381590634_1183419892_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxOTc5OTk3NDU3NDU4MjU5Mg%3D%3D.2.c)

He's the shorter person (including the women) in the room. That's who I want as my Mr. Olympia winner.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Danimal77 on April 05, 2016, 11:00:24 PM
Branch reminds me a lot of Spud Webb... except without the melanin, or the impressiveness, or the athletic ability

I'd say more Muggsy Bogues, but Spud will work.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Bevo on April 05, 2016, 11:09:18 PM
He's the shorter person (including the women) in the room. That's who I want as my Mr. Olympia winner.

Majority of the mr O line up isn't much taller either
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: MORTALCOIL on April 06, 2016, 01:42:49 AM
You have to stand in awe of Branch's social skills. The fact that this abomination is not locked in a steel cage in a some high security State lab for experiments is pretty mind-blowing.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Yamcha on April 06, 2016, 02:23:50 AM
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(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel-microheroes/images/4/48/Blanchett_thing.gif)

 :D
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: CalvinH on April 06, 2016, 05:29:57 AM
Why look at a guy when there are some cute broads in that pic ???
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: njflex on April 06, 2016, 05:35:12 AM
:D
amazing likeness..
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: oldschoolfan on April 06, 2016, 07:18:49 AM
A giant dwarf  ::)

lmfao good one bro
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Man of Steel on April 06, 2016, 10:14:13 AM
A GIANT among boys and girls



(https://scontent-sjc2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/c57.0.965.965/12501530_221023381590634_1183419892_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxOTc5OTk3NDU3NDU4MjU5Mg%3D%3D.2.c)

Guy in back in red shirt is 5'7".
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: SquatsRule on April 06, 2016, 10:18:22 AM
A GIANT among boys and girls



(https://scontent-sjc2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/c57.0.965.965/12501530_221023381590634_1183419892_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxOTc5OTk3NDU3NDU4MjU5Mg%3D%3D.2.c)

Picture taken before Branch tossed his dumbells through the mirror while screaming "mother fucker."
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Mclovin on April 06, 2016, 10:21:12 AM
Why do bodybuilders love putting their names on stuff so much? Branch has his name on his t-shirt, plus you always see guys with their names stitched onto their lifting belts, hats, etc. I've even seen guys with their names sewn onto their fanny packs....this just seems very strange to me🤔
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 06, 2016, 11:23:42 AM
Why look at a guy when there are some cute broads in that pic ???

Yes very shizzoist like for some people here  ;D
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: BayGBM on April 06, 2016, 11:35:09 AM
Why do bodybuilders love putting their names on stuff so much? Branch has his name on his t-shirt, plus you always see guys with their names stitched onto their lifting belts, hats, etc. I've even seen guys with their names sewn onto their fanny packs....this just seems very strange to me🤔

It's called vanity and narcissism.  See Donald Trump for more on this.  ::)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Nails on April 06, 2016, 11:36:59 AM
 (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tPXONNiF5lI/VkJbxJBOrcI/AAAAAAACXDI/i76kjuRENn0/s1600/2E1B72A800000578-0-image-a-29_1446664992133.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Batfreak on April 06, 2016, 12:35:57 PM
The guy in the black tank top is actually 5'7

Actually...the guy in the black tank is named Tyler....and he is 5'11.5"

Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Disco187 on April 06, 2016, 01:05:55 PM
yeah there def are some decent broads there,

Branch did land himself a decent looking wife though.

I cant see branch retireing for a few more years yet. he still has tons of fans and still places well (dont know why on that) and obviously shoveling the doe in with the endorsements etc .

Im still a fan of branch,  I hope he makes a come back, but I dont know if thats possible once you start seeing one lat bigger then the other, its usually game over
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: _bruce_ on April 06, 2016, 01:17:32 PM
Branch, for all of his "short"comings, made a great pro.
When he was younger he used to look fantastic. Now he's still big and abusing his body into retirement. Unlike others he knows how to run a business and is a hard worker.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Svengoolie on April 06, 2016, 02:06:27 PM
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/4-05-2014/AmcRHD.gif)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Bevo on April 06, 2016, 02:26:55 PM
Actually...the guy in the black tank is named Tyler....and he is 5'11.5"



U are supposed to go with the sarcasm  ;D
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Taffin on April 06, 2016, 02:30:07 PM
So if Yates is 5' 10" (tops - I've stood by him and I'm 6' 1") is this an optical illusion..?

(http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ff/3d/1f/ff3d1f9d105c0ab4200300248bc4d841.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Bevo on April 06, 2016, 03:16:12 PM
So if Yates is 5' 10" (tops - I've stood by him and I'm 6' 1") is this an optical illusion..?

(http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ff/3d/1f/ff3d1f9d105c0ab4200300248bc4d841.jpg)

Branch is like 5'5 a long with Johnnie Jackson. See him around often and that's his real height, he's hunched over a lot and wears size 7/8 shoes  :D
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: FREAKgeek on April 07, 2016, 10:47:13 AM
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He's one step away from Greg kovacs
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Fortress on April 07, 2016, 10:54:07 AM
He's one step away from Greg kovacs

This truly is atrocious.

Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: HTexan on April 07, 2016, 10:59:57 AM
A GIANT among boys and girls



(https://scontent-sjc2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/c57.0.965.965/12501530_221023381590634_1183419892_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxOTc5OTk3NDU3NDU4MjU5Mg%3D%3D.2.c)
Little Shortly is cute.... (No homo)  ;D