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Title: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: funk51 on April 10, 2016, 07:04:12 AM
 ??? ??? ??? ??? a diet of pepsi and cheesecake...you'd think he'd have every social disease known to man... yet there he is still in his pajamas still rocking at 90....
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Marty Champions on April 10, 2016, 07:05:52 AM
gee maybe its from liqur
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on April 10, 2016, 07:11:24 AM
Dead by erection by 95
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Donny on April 10, 2016, 07:45:14 AM
??? ??? ??? ??? a diet of pepsi and cheesecake...you'd think he'd have every social disease known to man... yet there he is still in his pajamas still rocking at 90....
This Man is still living the dream.. I bet he could tell a few stories about stars who stayed at his love shack  :D
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Slapper on April 10, 2016, 07:46:08 AM
He has sex with different (hot) women whenever he wants to, tells them to go back to their room when done and has money to spare.

His interviews involve him getting blown.

That's how you get to 90: By living what is a mere fantasy to 99.999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999 9% of the remaining men.

One of his famous grins carries more weight than a 5,000-page book from a famous athlete in which they depict the ins and outs of sleeping with 10,000 women (no pun intended).
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: TheGrinch on April 10, 2016, 08:23:22 AM
all men and women who are or who are doing the bidding of TPTB ...


every single one of them...... ALL


Live into their 90's
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: SF1900 on April 10, 2016, 08:38:21 AM
all men and women who are or who are doing the bidding of TPTB ...


every single one of them...... ALL


Live into their 90's

Well, you know, except Steve Jobs and Michael Jackson, and the countless other famous, rich people who don't live until their 90's.
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on April 10, 2016, 08:42:45 AM
Well, you know, except Steve Jobs and the countless other famous, rich people who don't live until their 90's.

I think he meant people like Rothchild, Rockerfeller, Soros, Buffett, Munger, Kissinger, Bush's, British royalty, etc.  The people who really own/control the world.
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: doggler on April 10, 2016, 08:47:29 AM
I thought this was going to be about Weiders.... >:(
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: SF1900 on April 10, 2016, 08:50:03 AM
I think he meant people like Rothchild, Rockerfeller, Soros, Buffett, Munger, Kissinger, Bush's, British royalty, etc.  The people who really own/control the world.

But Hugh Hefner is 90, and he said people who are the powers that be all live into their 90's. Thus, given that this post was about Hugh Hefner, one would assume that he is referring to Hugh Hefner.  ??? ???

Plus, Id put Steve Jobs in the same playing field as Warren Buffet. Both were business moguls.
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Bindare_Dundat on April 10, 2016, 09:02:04 AM
Gee a life with minimal stress and surrounded by hit babes all day. Wonder why he still lives.
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Fortress on April 10, 2016, 09:28:59 AM
Guy's a legend. Worked VERY hard in his early-to-mid life. Enjoys the fruits of his labor.

Playboy is dying, unfortunately. Thankfully, Hefner's time is quickly running out, in that he won't have to witness his empire crumbling. I mean, it already is, right?

In the past couple of decades, Hugh has seen all the broads he's been banging turn on him. Floozies, all. Naturally. Not that I imagine Hefner's some prince.

At his age, Hugh would require a cereal bowl full of Viagra and 30 minutes of sucky-sucky just to achieve a very floppy semi, so he's not likely smashing his wife Crystal's twat-o. Maybe she sits on his wrinkly grill. That'd be about it.

 



 
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Mitch on April 10, 2016, 09:56:39 AM
90? what an animal!  8)
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Powerlift66 on April 10, 2016, 10:00:47 AM
Tigers Blood and Weider Tiger Bars (of peace)...
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 10, 2016, 10:52:30 AM
Seriously: it's genetics.
We don't wanna hear this, we wanna build and be in controll.......

Face it: how we live does not make a major impact (less you kill yourself of course), it's the genes that count.

Says Dr Dutch, MD, MSc
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: funk51 on April 10, 2016, 10:56:53 AM
He has sex with different (hot) women whenever he wants to, tells them to go back to their room when done and has money to spare.

His interviews involve him getting blown.

That's how you get to 90: By living what is a mere fantasy to 99.999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999 9% of the remaining men.

One of his famous grins carries more weight than a 5,000-page book from a famous athlete in which they depict the ins and outs of sleeping with 10,000 women (no pun intended).
that and being a relatively small man with no discernable muscle. ::)
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 10, 2016, 11:39:20 AM
??? ??? ??? ??? a diet of pepsi and cheesecake...you'd think he'd have every social disease known to man... yet there he is still in his pajamas still rocking at 90....

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=607488.0;attach=675578;image)

(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/d/d1/Herbert.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20060929205023)
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: wes on April 10, 2016, 11:43:57 AM
All that wet young vaginal tissue kept his ass wanting more....so he stuck around and got some !!
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 10, 2016, 11:49:35 AM
All that wet young vaginal tissue kept his ass wanting more....so he stuck around and got some !!

(http://az1.faceinhole.com/creations/16/4/10/e5edb7e04ae2f6325.jpg)
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: wes on April 10, 2016, 11:51:49 AM
(http://az1.faceinhole.com/creations/16/4/10/e5edb7e04ae2f6325.jpg)
A typical evening for me sir !!   ;)
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 10, 2016, 12:03:05 PM
A typical evening for me sir !!   ;)

genetic jackhammer
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 10, 2016, 12:10:40 PM
Thought this thread was about Wes  ???
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Parker on April 10, 2016, 12:39:11 PM
Genetics, money, and the love of all things related to women.
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: da_vinci on April 10, 2016, 01:07:28 PM
Has a better jawline ad hair than most getbiggers of half his age.

That's what happens when you fuck young whores all your life.
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: wes on April 10, 2016, 01:45:20 PM
Thought this thread was about Wes  ???
So did I brother!   LOL  ;D
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: jude2 on April 10, 2016, 06:41:30 PM
Sex is a stress reliever. Low stress equals long life, if genetics allow.
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Danimal77 on April 10, 2016, 09:12:25 PM
Once a badass, always a badass

Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: TheGrinch on April 10, 2016, 11:10:59 PM
But Hugh Hefner is 90, and he said people who are the powers that be all live into their 90's. Thus, given that this post was about Hugh Hefner, one would assume that he is referring to Hugh Hefner.  ??? ???

Plus, Id put Steve Jobs in the same playing field as Warren Buffet. Both were business moguls.

Gates hated Jobs so no... he wasn't allowed to be in the inner circle
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: njflex on April 11, 2016, 05:30:50 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=607488.0;attach=675578;image)

(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/d/d1/Herbert.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20060929205023)
WHEN DID HE GO INTO THE CLINK?
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on April 11, 2016, 06:19:50 AM
that and being a relatively small man with no discernable muscle. ::)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=607488.0;attach=675586;image)

When was that photo taken? I'm guessing around the time of Conan the Destroyer so 30 years ago? He looks fucking good for 60 there.
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Danimal77 on April 12, 2016, 01:03:41 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=607488.0;attach=675586;image)

When was that photo taken? I'm guessing around the time of Conan the Destroyer so 30 years ago? He looks fucking good for 60 there.

Filmed in 1983. He was 57 then, not 60.
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: falco on April 12, 2016, 06:01:17 AM
Short guys with no muscle live longer.
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Julio Ceasar on April 12, 2016, 07:19:20 AM
This Man is still living the dream.. I bet he could tell a few stories about stars who stayed at his love shack  :D

There is no stories. There is pussy and sexparties. Thats it! Its lika having toast for breakfast after some time. NOthing speciall for the person who have it all day. Very special for those who are married to an ugly fat bitch! Keep the dream alive!
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Pet shop boys on April 12, 2016, 08:06:09 AM
Ironic that he will outlive his own magazine



WoooSHHHHHHHH   TA NA KA
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Donny on April 12, 2016, 08:28:52 AM
There is no stories. There is pussy and sexparties. Thats it! Its lika having toast for breakfast after some time. NOthing speciall for the person who have it all day. Very special for those who are married to an ugly fat bitch! Keep the dream alive!
yes that is it..toast for Breakfast every Day But...bet there was some more crazy things going on.  :D
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 12, 2016, 12:11:51 PM
So did I brother!   LOL  ;D
No, WW1 veterans are not included in this thread....
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on April 12, 2016, 03:40:14 PM
I just Wiki'd him.

His mom lived to 102.
His Dad 80.
His younger brother died a day before he turned 90 last week at 87.
Dad and Mom both born 1800's so that's a long life.
He has the genetics to live long.
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: Fortress on April 12, 2016, 04:00:35 PM
Hugh's always wearing stinky, musty PJs. He has a live-in doc at the mansion mainlining the ancient coot Viagra. Spends his days wobbling around his packrat bedroom and having movie nights that feature reel-to-reel black and white yawnfests like Casablanca.

His 20-something wife, Crystal, must be on suicide watch.

Probably porking the wetback yardkeeper in the grotto. The crusty film on the top of the water a result of accumulated cum shots over 25 years.

Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: johnnynoname on April 12, 2016, 04:02:01 PM
how good of a lover could a WASP be anyway?



EDIT: Wasn't that a old Woody Allen bit?
Title: Re: how did this perv live to be 90.?
Post by: _bruce_ on April 13, 2016, 01:39:41 PM
I thought this was going to be a primemuscle obituary.

 ;D ;D ;D