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Title: you go to the gym........
Post by: funk51 on April 11, 2016, 09:26:29 AM: and this has been sitting on the last available bench for over 5 minutes... what do you do????
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: njflex on April 11, 2016, 09:28:42 AM: Quote from: funk51 on April 11, 2016, 09:26:29 AM
and this has been sitting on the last available bench for over 5 minutes... what do you do????
I would politely tell chop sockey to beat it or he be wearing that kettle bell ..
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: Yamcha on April 11, 2016, 09:28:48 AM: Drop that kettle bell on his head like Hiroshima
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: SF1900 on April 11, 2016, 09:30:37 AM: Ask him if he is using the bench. Welcome to Social Skills 101.
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: chaos on April 11, 2016, 09:31:16 AM: Tell him "ping pow tewyakey cheeken, bwockwey beef" he'll nod and leave. 8)
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Post by: Henda on April 11, 2016, 09:32:15 AM: Yoga mats over there you filthy flat faced gook
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: anabolicguru on April 11, 2016, 09:32:48 AM: Quote from: SF1900 on April 11, 2016, 09:30:37 AM
Ask him if he is using the bench. Welcome to Social Skills 101.

lol
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: Grape Ape on April 11, 2016, 09:34:33 AM: I would realize all his musclecenter posts were 'shopped.
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: devilsmile on April 11, 2016, 09:47:43 AM: i would ignore him completely and then figure out something else to do
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: polychronopolous on April 11, 2016, 09:49:02 AM: Allow the man to continue his pleasant conversation.
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 11, 2016, 10:08:14 AM: Quote from: njflex on April 11, 2016, 09:28:42 AM
I would politely tell chop sockey to beat it or he be wearing that kettle bell ..

I had the same thoughts right away
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on April 11, 2016, 10:17:52 AM: Quote from: devilsmile on April 11, 2016, 09:47:43 AM
i would ignore him completely and then figure out something else to do
yes
Jesus Christ what's wrong with you people
Jesus Christ
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: kreator on April 11, 2016, 10:18:32 AM: ask him if he was in Karate kid
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: njflex on April 11, 2016, 10:19:39 AM: Quote from: kreator on April 11, 2016, 10:18:32 AM
ask him if he was in Karate kid
OR excuse me pat morita before I kick you off the bench can I have an autograph..
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: Fortress on April 11, 2016, 10:31:27 AM: Sickened by the obvious abundance of estrogen in his flaccid and weak body, I'd calmly but strongly direct him to remove himself not only from the equipment, but also the immediate surrounding area, as a real man of might is present.

Fortress is serous business.

As a favour, I might suggest he perform Seppuku to allow his family to reclaim its honour. Or to at least grab me a bottle of water.
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: Coffeed on April 11, 2016, 10:38:19 AM: Get out your cellphone and start talking right next to him on the other side of the bench.
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Post by: viking1 on April 11, 2016, 11:16:09 AM: musclecenter looks off season
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: TheOne on April 11, 2016, 11:37:19 AM: Go up to him, slap him across the face and tell him you ordered your food over an hour ago...and then talk to him about customer service.
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: polychronopolous on April 11, 2016, 11:42:00 AM: Quote from: TheOne on April 11, 2016, 11:37:19 AM
Go up to him, slap him across the face and tell him you ordered your food over an hour ago...and then talk to him about customer service.

haha Yeah asians hate when you do that
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: Conker on April 11, 2016, 12:23:44 PM: i'd hide behind the shoulder press machine whilst taking a photo of him, then quickly log in to getbig and seek advice on how to handle such a delicate situation.
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: funk51 on April 11, 2016, 12:33:41 PM: Quote from: Conker on April 11, 2016, 12:23:44 PM
i'd hide behind the shoulder press machine whilst taking a photo of him, then quickly log in to getbig and seek advice on how to handle such a delicate situation.
exactly what i did only it was a hammer press machine, better hiding coverage. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: C-BuZz on April 11, 2016, 12:58:11 PM: Quote from: chaos on April 11, 2016, 09:31:16 AM
Tell him "ping pow tewyakey cheeken, bwockwey beef" he'll nod and leave. 8)

BLAHAHAHA
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: Fallsview on April 11, 2016, 01:24:04 PM: He probably just made 50K on a business deal sitting on that bench. What did you make sitting on that bench, a fowl smelling scent?

MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: drkaje on April 11, 2016, 02:05:19 PM: Quote from: TheOne on April 11, 2016, 11:37:19 AM
Go up to him, slap him across the face and tell him you ordered your food over an hour ago...and then talk to him about customer service.

That would be hirarious!
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on April 11, 2016, 03:52:24 PM: make sure he isn't a ninja, then plow his daughters
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 11, 2016, 03:55:20 PM: Sneak up behind him and hit a very large Gong in his ear
Title: Re: you go to the gym........
Post by: Slik on April 11, 2016, 04:08:14 PM: He's prolly negotiating a deal to buy the gym then relocate it in China.

....go trump