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Title: Is Jizzo English?
Post by: drkaje on April 13, 2016, 02:47:40 PM
http://www.thefrisky.com/2016-04-13/man-gets-period-cramps-out-of-sympathy-makes-matt-mcgorry-look-like-he-isnt-even-trying-tbh/

"A new report in The Sun tells the story of a man who is so extremely goddamn woke he gets period cramps.



According to the tabloid, 22-year-old George Fellows experiences “sympathy pains” for his best friend — “sympathy pains” that are so bad, he takes sick days even when she is totally fine and continues living her life, in the way of most women with periods.

It is worse for George, though. In addition to the pain, which a doctor believes is “trapped gas,” George gets very moody when it is his dear, sweet Amber May-Ellis’s time of the month.

“I get really erratic and emotional. I don’t want to be around people and just can’t really deal with things,” he told The Sun, adding that he once became an “absolute wreck” after watching an advertisement for Amazon.

This all sounds so horrible for George, I’m tearing up a little. Can you imagine how much George must love his friend to appropriate her discomfort and relish in any attention he may gain from doing so? Such bravery! I would even go so far as to argue that any man who doesn’t develop a uterus and the monthly pain it entails is a joke liar who hates women. Have periods and cry over commercials with us or don’t even bother!!!"
Title: Re: Is Jizzo English?
Post by: Waller on April 13, 2016, 02:56:43 PM
The stomach pains are probably caused by his boyfriend fisting his ass too deep.

What a twat.
Title: Re: Is Jizzo English?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2016, 03:11:46 PM
I know how he feels. I feel the same way every time I sign onto getbig.
Title: Re: Is Jizzo English?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on April 13, 2016, 04:25:44 PM
http://www.thefrisky.com/2016-04-13/man-gets-period-cramps-out-of-sympathy-makes-matt-mcgorry-look-like-he-isnt-even-trying-tbh/

"A new report in The Sun tells the story of a man who is so extremely goddamn woke he gets period cramps.



According to the tabloid, 22-year-old George Fellows experiences “sympathy pains” for his best friend — “sympathy pains” that are so bad, he takes sick days even when she is totally fine and continues living her life, in the way of most women with periods.

It is worse for George, though. In addition to the pain, which a doctor believes is “trapped gas,” George gets very moody when it is his dear, sweet Amber May-Ellis’s time of the month.

“I get really erratic and emotional. I don’t want to be around people and just can’t really deal with things,” he told The Sun, adding that he once became an “absolute wreck” after watching an advertisement for Amazon.

This all sounds so horrible for George, I’m tearing up a little. Can you imagine how much George must love his friend to appropriate her discomfort and relish in any attention he may gain from doing so? Such bravery! I would even go so far as to argue that any man who doesn’t develop a uterus and the monthly pain it entails is a joke liar who hates women. Have periods and cry over commercials with us or don’t even bother!!!"

The pain is the tampon wedged  in his vagina.
Title: Re: Is Jizzo English?
Post by: Nether Animal on April 13, 2016, 04:35:21 PM
Bitch nucka's ugly enough.
Title: Re: Is Jizzo English?
Post by: HTexan on April 13, 2016, 09:39:15 PM
The only "sympathy pains"  I get when gf is on the rag. Is blue balls, which I can get rid of by jacking it.  ;D :D
Title: Re: Is Jizzo English?
Post by: Henda on April 13, 2016, 09:55:14 PM
This George fag needs his fucking face punched
Disgracefull
Title: Re: Is Jizzo English?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 14, 2016, 03:56:23 AM
This George fag needs his fucking face punched
Disgracefull

x2
Title: Re: Is Jizzo English?
Post by: drkaje on April 14, 2016, 04:03:10 AM
The only "sympathy pains"  I get when gf is on the rag. Is blue balls, which I can get rid of by jacking it.  ;D :D

She's still got two places it can go.
Title: Re: Is Jizzo English?
Post by: Yamcha on April 14, 2016, 04:05:06 AM
UK Board
Title: Re: Is Jizzo English?
Post by: ilalin on April 15, 2016, 10:35:48 AM
drkaje

stands for he's masturbating her in Serbian
Title: Re: Is Jizzo English?
Post by: HTexan on April 15, 2016, 12:23:37 PM
She's still got two places it can go.
she loves sucking my dick. As a man, i just find the whole rag thing disgusting as fuck.  ;D