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Title: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 20, 2016, 03:51:33 PM
In over a decade on getbig, I made zero friends.

I'm more popular with my 8 ex-wives .
Thus, I got divorced from getbig.

Hope this helps...it's only gay if you want it to be. ;)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: local hero on April 20, 2016, 11:50:55 PM
You've left a few times.... Its a pattern similar to frequent divorce....
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Rascal full on April 20, 2016, 11:56:22 PM
I think all the toilet humour and constant reference to flatulence pissed people off. I mean, this isn't a forum for sniggering 9 year olds, is it?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 21, 2016, 12:49:02 AM
In over a decade on getbig, I made zero friends.

I'm more popular with my 8 ex-wives .
Thus, I got divorced from getbig.

Hope this helps...it's only gay if you want it to be. ;)
lål at more popular with the 8 ex wifes
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Pray_4_War on April 21, 2016, 01:03:43 AM
If you left, why are you still here posting this?

I don't think "left" means what you think it means.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: AbrahamG on April 21, 2016, 01:36:16 AM
More importantly, when the fuck are you leaving for good?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 21, 2016, 01:42:42 AM
More importantly, when the fuck are you leaving for good?

x2

I still have the same opionon of Howard and that is not going to change.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: polychronopolous on April 21, 2016, 02:01:39 AM
I gotta hand it to Howard's current and 5th wife she must be an extremely patient woman to have lasted this long.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: rocket on April 21, 2016, 02:34:15 AM
more importantly, why would you think it was necessary to gain friends from an internet message board?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Yamcha on April 21, 2016, 02:47:26 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bu1hywVCMAETd0b.jpg)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: DK II on April 21, 2016, 03:18:24 AM
In over a decade on getbig, I made zero friends.

I'm more popular with my 8 ex-wives .
Thus, I got divorced from getbig.

Hope this helps...it's only gay if you want it to be. ;)

Just fuck off and stay gone.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Chacka on April 21, 2016, 03:22:15 AM
More importantly, when the fuck are you leaving for good?

Yes, "leaving" means you never ever have to come back
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: CalvinH on April 21, 2016, 05:43:23 AM
Just fuck off and stay gone.


x2 Nobody gives a fuck.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: SF1900 on April 21, 2016, 06:35:27 AM
No one cares. Go away.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: 6 Reps on April 21, 2016, 06:42:37 AM
No one cares. Go away.

I care Howard.  I liked reading your posts.  You know something about bodybuilding.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Nails on April 21, 2016, 06:48:01 AM
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: njflex on April 21, 2016, 06:49:48 AM
survey says....
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 21, 2016, 06:50:27 AM
Why the fuck are you back?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: falco on April 21, 2016, 07:36:19 AM
You left?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Skeeter on April 21, 2016, 09:23:06 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2a/1c/31/2a1c319673acaf332ccd47c7d5d72acc.jpg)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: 240 is Back on April 21, 2016, 09:27:10 AM
i've always wondered howard's position on drug use in bodybuilding.   I guess we'll never find this out :(
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Parker on April 21, 2016, 10:09:14 AM
You could at least give lessons on physics each week. That would be useful.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: njflex on April 21, 2016, 12:04:52 PM
BAD TIMING HOWIE,,PRINCE PASSED TODAY...UNLESS YOU CO-WROTE RASPBERRY BERET YOUR TOAST.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Henda on April 21, 2016, 12:23:35 PM
Howard you are a decent bloke but also a fat sack of shit
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: 240 is Back on April 21, 2016, 12:55:17 PM
I'd like to see Howard in a Breaking Bad kinda role.

High school history teacher named Howard White develops terminal hemorrhoids and decides he's going to leave a legacy behind.  An empire.  Based on bodybuilding.  He teams up with a local gymrat named Captain Clen and deals with a local steroid dealer named Tuco, murders a gym employee named Crazy-8, and develops a bodybuilding drug empire in just under 2 years. 
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: keanu on April 24, 2016, 08:31:40 AM
You are too self absorbed to ever make true friends in any capacity Howard. There is no room for anyone else.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 26, 2016, 11:24:35 AM
More importantly, when the fuck are you leaving for good?
My soon to be posted obituary :
Howard , age 59, was found dead today in his small , 1BR apt home in Colorado.
Cause of death appears to be from lack of interest in life.
A sad, semi-likeable man could never gain friends or keep a wife.

Howard was a regular (*but rarely read )poster on getbig.com
He toiled for 35 years in a drill bit factory and became 3rd shift foreman .
Howard competed in many obscure bodybuilding contests.
He remains the only judge to be anally assaulted in the contest venue bathroom.

All eight (8) ex-wives have agreed to avoid attending his funeral.
It seems he will be ignored in death as he was in life.

Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: njflex on April 26, 2016, 11:38:23 AM
My soon to be posted obituary :
Howard , age 59, was found dead today in his small , 1BR apt home in Colorado.
Cause of death appears to be from lack of interest in life.
A sad, semi-likeable man could never gain friends or keep a wife.

Howard was a regular (*but rarely read )poster on getbig.com
He toiled for 35 years in a drill bit factory and became 3rd shift foreman .
Howard competed in many obscure bodybuilding contests.
He remains the only judge to be anally assaulted in the contest venue bathroom.

All eight (8) ex-wives have agreed to avoid attending his funeral.
It seems he will be ignored in death as he was in life.


after I read this and yes I did  :'(,what popped into my head was the theme from the 'odd couple' ;D
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 26, 2016, 12:20:28 PM
My soon to be posted obituary :
Howard , age 59, was found dead today in his small , 1BR apt home in Colorado.
Cause of death appears to be from lack of interest in life.
A sad, semi-likeable man could never gain friends or keep a wife.

Howard was a regular (*but rarely read )poster on getbig.com
He toiled for 35 years in a drill bit factory and became 3rd shift foreman .
Howard competed in many obscure bodybuilding contests.
He remains the only judge to be anally assaulted in the contest venue bathroom.

All eight (8) ex-wives have agreed to avoid attending his funeral.
It seems he will be ignored in death as he was in life.



Your boyfriend has Peyronie's disease and you should choke on that warped dick.

Die you unfunny kunt
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Waller on April 26, 2016, 12:21:30 PM
My soon to be posted obituary :
Howard , age 59, was found dead today in his small , 1BR apt home in Colorado.
Cause of death appears to be from lack of interest in life.
A sad, semi-likeable man could never gain friends or keep a wife.

Howard was a regular (*but rarely read )poster on getbig.com
He toiled for 35 years in a drill bit factory and became 3rd shift foreman .
Howard competed in many obscure bodybuilding contests.
He remains the only judge to be anally assaulted in the contest venue bathroom.

All eight (8) ex-wives have agreed to avoid attending his funeral.
It seems he will be ignored in death as he was in life.



But even after all of that, do you think you'll ever compete again?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 26, 2016, 02:47:51 PM
But even after all of that, do you think you'll ever compete again?

Considering my current age/condition ...THAT, would be quite a resurrection .


I saw a star, reached for it...and missed.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 26, 2016, 02:50:24 PM
Gayer than looking for new friends when you're over the age of 40
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Bevo on April 26, 2016, 02:54:58 PM
No one cares. Go away.

Yep

50 plus year old man telling everyone why he left a bbing forum  ::)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Mr.1derful on April 26, 2016, 04:29:52 PM
My soon to be posted obituary :
Howard , age 59, was found dead today in his small , 1BR apt home in Colorado.
Cause of death appears to be from lack of interest in life.
A sad, semi-likeable man could never gain friends or keep a wife.

Howard was a regular (*but rarely read )poster on getbig.com
He toiled for 35 years in a drill bit factory and became 3rd shift foreman .
Howard competed in many obscure bodybuilding contests.
He remains the only judge to be anally assaulted in the contest venue bathroom.

All eight (8) ex-wives have agreed to avoid attending his funeral.
It seems he will be ignored in death as he was in life.



Still as unfunny as ever.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: SF1900 on April 26, 2016, 05:15:12 PM
Yep

50 plus year old man telling everyone why he left a bbing forum  ::)

Its quite sad  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 26, 2016, 05:25:30 PM
hmmm

Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: oldtimer1 on April 26, 2016, 05:34:24 PM
Yep

50 plus year old man telling everyone why he left a bbing forum  ::)

It would be sadder if a 30 year old did it typing from a room in his mother's house with a crappy job and no future. At the very least at Howard has a good job and retirement to look forward to. He has a nice house but his present wife will get it in the divorce. 
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: illuminati on April 26, 2016, 05:45:07 PM
Now you have returned to Getbig Pls stay.
1, it will clearly annoy quite a few.
2, I can think of a good few others I'd prefer to see leave.
 ;)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Sokolsky on April 27, 2016, 05:21:04 AM
Hey Howard,
Wanna be friends? We can go train together, maybe grab some food, maybe go see a movie?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 27, 2016, 06:04:34 AM
i've always wondered howard's position on drug use in bodybuilding.   I guess we'll never find this out :(

I'll take this secret to the grave bucko. ;)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 27, 2016, 06:06:48 AM
Hey Howard,
Wanna be friends? We can go train together, maybe grab some food, maybe go see a movie?

Does this offer include soaping each other down with an AXE brand body wash and sponge?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Sokolsky on April 27, 2016, 06:28:21 AM
Does this offer include soaping each other down with an AXE brand body wash and sponge?

Only in the presence of scented candles and Opeth - Hex Omega playing in the background.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: falco on April 27, 2016, 06:54:06 AM
Hey howie, we don't have alimony here in Portugal. How much do you pay for your eight exes?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 27, 2016, 07:35:33 AM
Hey howie, we don't have alimony here in Portugal. How much do you pay for your eight exes?
Less then 9 ex's? ???
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 27, 2016, 07:39:26 AM
Only in the presence of scented candles and Opeth - Hex Omega playing in the background.

Now , it's a getbig party!
Aaaaah, the sensual aroma of morning butt musk

Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 27, 2016, 07:40:29 AM
In over a decade on getbig, I made zero friends.

I'm more popular with my 8 ex-wives .
Thus, I got divorced from getbig.

Hope this helps...it's only gay if you want it to be. ;)

You're almost as annoying as Dr Dutch, so I hope that both of you leave for good
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 27, 2016, 07:49:21 AM
You're almost as annoying as Dr Dutch, so I hope that both of you leave for good

LOL... after all my divorces someone thinks being told to leave would upset me? wow. ::)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 27, 2016, 08:57:00 AM
LOL... after all my divorces someone thinks being told to leave would upset me? wow. ::)

Guess you still haven't learned a damn thing about yourself after all those divorces
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: 240 is Back on April 27, 2016, 09:09:26 AM
Howard, you've never mentioned it.... 

But have you ever considered a comeback to the bodybuilding stage?  Maybe do one more show?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Donny on April 27, 2016, 09:31:00 AM
Guess you haven't learned a damn thing about yourself from all those divorses
says a Guy who talks about 12 year old Girls and Boys... ::)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Donny on April 27, 2016, 09:51:19 AM
^^
Says a confirmed pedo
You wrote about 12 year old kids. where is your proof i am a Pedo?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 27, 2016, 09:52:16 AM
Howard, you've never mentioned it.... 

But have you ever considered a comeback to the bodybuilding stage?  Maybe do one more show?

The last time I competed ( 1970's)  was pretty traumatic.
I lost the IFBB Canada to this crazy dude named Vince Basille.
He took his post contest victory pics out back in some grave yard.
Then he threw the trophy in the back of his nondescript white van with blacked out windows and drove off.
Weird? ???
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Donny on April 27, 2016, 10:07:41 AM
You're getting a little defensive here, drunk pedo
::)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: J. Richards on April 27, 2016, 10:11:38 AM
I think you're alright HowDog...  8)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 27, 2016, 11:32:57 AM
I think you're alright HowDog...  8)

Thanks bro.

How about that BJ ?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: stuntmovie on April 27, 2016, 11:39:44 AM
HOWARD, Did you ever compete against RAY BEAULIEU up there in Canada.

He was a CANADIAN AIRLINES employee and competed around your competitive years. Most likely retired now but still lifting heavy things.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 27, 2016, 02:42:57 PM
HOWARD, Did you ever compete against RAY BEAULIEU up there in Canada.

He was a CANADIAN AIRLINES employee and competed around your competitive years. Most likely retired now but still lifting heavy things.

I didn't compete in Canada or against Ray, but I know who he is.
He would have blown me off the stage, and I'd have been in 19th place in his ht class.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 27, 2016, 02:48:38 PM
We wish you all the best Howard.

Now go and stay away will you ?
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 27, 2016, 09:16:57 PM
The last time I competed ( 1970's)  was pretty traumatic.
I lost the IFBB Canada to this crazy dude named Vince Basille.
He took his post contest victory pics out back in some grave yard.
Then he threw the trophy in the back of his nondescript white van with blacked out windows and drove off.
Weird? ???

Fuck off you dick munching phaggot.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: 2scared2post on April 28, 2016, 12:55:26 AM
You wrote about 12 year old kids. where is your proof i am a Pedo?

What's wrong with writing about 12 year old kids?

Just because the only thought you get from kids is sexual, doesn't mean everyone else does.

You filthy pedo.

Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Donny on April 28, 2016, 01:38:23 AM
What's wrong with writing about 12 year old kids?

Just because the only thought you get from kids is sexual, doesn't mean everyone else does.

You filthy pedo.


The word "sexual" was never used on this thread...until you came on here ;).  funny that  :)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: 2scared2post on April 28, 2016, 01:49:03 AM
The word "sexual" was never used on this thread...until you came on here ;).  funny that  :)

Neither was the word "12 year old Girls and Boys.." until you came on here ;). funny that :)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Donny on April 28, 2016, 01:50:50 AM
Neither was the word "12 year old Girls and Boys.." until you came in here ;). funny that :)
not even a good gimmick go do a line and sort your head out ;)
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 28, 2016, 05:20:23 AM
Fuck off you dick munching phaggot.

LOL ;D

It's this kind of love that drove me back ...to get big.
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 28, 2016, 05:24:33 AM
LOL ;D

It's this kind of love that drove me back ...to get big.

kill yourself
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 28, 2016, 07:25:50 AM
kill yourself



Love you too
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 28, 2016, 07:30:55 AM



Love you too

Even a dog would spontaneously fart in your face
Title: Re: Why I left getbig
Post by: Howard on April 28, 2016, 08:34:45 AM
Even a dog would spontaneously fart in your face

 :D Now it's a party.