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Title: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: el numero uno on April 27, 2016, 03:31:28 PM
 ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Army of One on April 27, 2016, 03:34:47 PM
Anything but balls touching and eyes meeting, no homo won't save you from those.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Kwon on April 27, 2016, 04:19:18 PM
Nothing gay with balls touching whilst eyes meeting if you remember to say "No homo".

Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: _aj_ on April 27, 2016, 04:27:49 PM
Shizzo tried a "no homo" after his cock gobbling confession.

It didn't work.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 27, 2016, 04:29:10 PM
Fucking a hot dime piece Tranny in the Ass.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: anabolicguru on April 27, 2016, 07:33:21 PM
ordering a Sangria ;D
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 27, 2016, 08:06:51 PM
Owning a Hummer

Living in Regina

Blowing a dude you work with at Walmart

Being married 8 times

Being Mr. Canada 1970

Being 283 years old and still juicing

Hiding from big kubby

Having a Prince Valiant haircut

Being a bodybuilding "photographer"

Being British

Being a sand crab living in London

Believing the original nigs were anything but lazy shiftless nigs

Owning 3,287 online businesses
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on April 27, 2016, 08:16:56 PM
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on April 27, 2016, 08:06:51 PM
Owning a Hummer

Living in Regina

Blowing a dude you work with at Walmart

Being married 8 times

Being Mr. Canada 1970

Being 283 years old and still juicing

Hiding from big kubby

Having a Prince Valiant haircut

Being a bodybuilding "photographer"

Being British

Being a sand crab living in London

Believing the original nigs were anything but lazy shiftless nigs

Owning 3,287 online businesses


LOL!!!
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: kh300 on April 27, 2016, 08:34:58 PM
Posting in a bodybuilding forum.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: 240 is Back on April 27, 2016, 09:05:22 PM
reading getbig in public
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: AbrahamG on April 27, 2016, 09:58:23 PM
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on April 27, 2016, 08:06:51 PM
Owning a Hummer

Living in Regina

Blowing a dude you work with at Walmart

Being married 8 times

Being Mr. Canada 1970

Being 283 years old and still juicing

Hiding from big kubby

Having a Prince Valiant haircut

Being a bodybuilding "photographer"

Being British

Being a sand crab living in London

Believing the original nigs were anything but lazy shiftless nigs

Owning 3,287 online businesses

Wally my boy, this is your greatest post ever.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Alfurinn on April 27, 2016, 11:07:36 PM
Homosexuality is a guilty pleasure in every bodybuilding forum.

Or rather a repressed pleasure.  
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: anabolicguru on April 28, 2016, 12:28:02 AM
In all seriousness, the gayest thing is training legs
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Mitch on April 28, 2016, 02:40:35 AM
Sometimes, I drink Earl Grey tea. No homo.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 28, 2016, 03:40:44 AM
I believe you can sneak a peek at another man's penis at the urinal and not be a homo.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Kwon on April 28, 2016, 03:59:49 AM
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 28, 2016, 03:40:44 AM
I believe you can sneak a peek at another man's penis at the urinal and not be a homo.

You can even do full-on anal penetration with accompanying reach-around on a random fagget and not be a homer, if you remember saying "No homo" afterwards that is.

If you forget about saying it though, you are bound to faggotry for the rest of your life.

The "No homo" is the most important part.

Christians don't confess their sins to a priest anymore, the just say "No homo" and it's all good.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: CalvinH on April 28, 2016, 05:04:35 AM
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on April 27, 2016, 08:06:51 PM
Owning a Hummer

Living in Regina

Blowing a dude you work with at Walmart

Being married 8 times

Being Mr. Canada 1970

Being 283 years old and still juicing

Hiding from big kubby

Having a Prince Valiant haircut

Being a bodybuilding "photographer"

Being British

Being a sand crab living in London

Believing the original nigs were anything but lazy shiftless nigs

Owning 3,287 online businesses


Another list I didn't make :)
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Yamcha on April 28, 2016, 05:14:13 AM
split second eye contact at a urinal
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Fortress on April 28, 2016, 06:57:14 AM
Blow drying your schlong in the gym's changeroom.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Howard on April 28, 2016, 07:29:39 AM
Quote from: Kwon on April 27, 2016, 04:19:18 PM
Nothing gay with balls touching whilst eyes meeting if you remember to say "No homo".



Possible unless you go dick to butt crack
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Kwon on April 28, 2016, 07:39:16 AM
Quote from: Howard on April 28, 2016, 07:29:39 AM
Possible unless you go dick to butt crack

Depends on circumstance and how quickly the golden phrase "No homo" was mentioned during the process.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Jizmonkey on April 28, 2016, 07:44:36 AM
I post on Getbig
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 28, 2016, 06:01:40 PM
Tell someone to "come to Celle".
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 28, 2016, 07:30:16 PM
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 28, 2016, 03:40:44 AM
I believe you can sneak a peek at another man's penis at the urinal and not be a homo.

Agree if done in a tasteful fashion
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Taffin on April 28, 2016, 07:40:16 PM
Spit it out?  :-X :-X
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 29, 2016, 02:25:52 PM
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Chidoman on April 29, 2016, 06:51:38 PM
Saying "Holy Shit" in the "Levrone's Crazy Genetics" Thread....(No Homo) ;D
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: chadstallion on April 29, 2016, 06:54:57 PM
the gayest thing?
having a married guy blow you in the steam room.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: C-BuZz on April 29, 2016, 09:46:32 PM
Quote from: chadstallion on April 29, 2016, 06:54:57 PM
the gayest thing?
having a married guy blow you in the steam room.

Not gay if you don't make eye contact.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 30, 2016, 01:05:24 AM
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on April 27, 2016, 08:06:51 PM
Owning a Hummer

Living in Regina

Blowing a dude you work with at Walmart

Being married 8 times

Being Mr. Canada 1970

Being 283 years old and still juicing

Hiding from big kubby

Having a Prince Valiant haircut

Being a bodybuilding "photographer"

Being British

Being a sand crab living in London

Believing the original nigs were anything but lazy shiftless nigs

Owning 3,287 online businesses
hahahahahah
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 30, 2016, 12:22:11 PM
Quote from: DroppingPlates on April 29, 2016, 02:25:52 PM

Haha this is funny with that horrible Modern Talking, the one guy with the long hair and the blond one always with a smile on his face.
 I really hated that band in the 80's..... 8)

Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 30, 2016, 12:30:24 PM
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on April 27, 2016, 08:06:51 PM
Owning a Hummer

Living in Regina

Blowing a dude you work with at Walmart

Being married 8 times

Being Mr. Canada 1970

Being 283 years old and still juicing

Hiding from big kubby

Having a Prince Valiant haircut

Being a bodybuilding "photographer"

Being British

Being a sand crab living in London

Believing the original nigs were anything but lazy shiftless nigs

Owning 3,287 online businesses
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lmao
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 30, 2016, 12:30:56 PM
Quote from: Kwon on April 28, 2016, 03:59:49 AM
You can even do full-on anal penetration with accompanying reach-around on a random fagget and not be a homer, if you remember saying "No homo" afterwards that is.

If you forget about saying it though, you are bound to faggotry for the rest of your life.

The "No homo" is the most important part.

Christians don't confess their sins to a priest anymore, the just say "No homo" and it's all good.

I shall inform the wife that I have no choice but to lust for cock now.

Thank you for the information.
Title: Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
Post by: chadstallion on May 01, 2016, 02:47:49 PM
Quote from: C-BuZz on April 29, 2016, 09:46:32 PM
Not gay if you don't make eye contact.
so I guess returning the favor.....???  ;D