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Title: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: _aj_ on April 29, 2016, 06:07:47 AM

It's time that we cashed in on this phenomenon. We can get some of Goodrum's patented formulations and get TA to work on the flavoring. We can also make sure that the labeling is true(r). Some product ideas:

GetBig "Fart Powder" Advanced  ::) Hydrolized  ::) Micronized  ::) ::) Whey
GetBig "Oh Brother" Advanced Test Booster
GetBig "/\/igga Please" HMB/ZMA "stack"  ::) ::)
GetBig "At Least Something" Micronized  ::) Creatine

All packaging contains multiple references to NapsGear Online and Purchase Peptides to keep shit real.

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: Yamcha on April 29, 2016, 06:24:26 AM

NEVERMORE!!!!

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: Waller on April 29, 2016, 07:03:13 AM

Getbig 'LLS' formula fat burners.

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: Howard on April 29, 2016, 07:11:52 AM

"ILS" anabolic lat builders.

gaydar drinks = it's only gay if you want it to be.

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: johnnynoname on April 29, 2016, 07:14:19 AM

i lol'd at "Naps gear"


...I actually didn't literally "Lol" but holy shit did that bring back memories

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: Howard on April 29, 2016, 07:35:12 AM

This is before most of you guys were into lifting:

Hoffman's Protein of the Sea ( 1970's) , smelt like a dead seagulls vagina.

Hmmm, to this day I get oddly aroused when I see a seagull at the beach, but, I digress.

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: Fortress on April 29, 2016, 07:59:47 AM

I'm on board.

How about "Hope This Helps" test booster?

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: Taffin on April 29, 2016, 08:05:45 AM

"That's not BCAA's"
"Beef Orchid Extract of Peace"

And once Ray Cutler has recovered the 70% of his cardiac function that he's mislaid, pls can we think about retaining him as our sponsored whore representative?

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: CalvinH on April 29, 2016, 11:23:06 AM

Gayer the Protein-straight from the tap.

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: WalterWhite on April 29, 2016, 11:44:03 AM

We can't even get tee shirts done. :-\

Besides Bostin has the market cornered.  :)

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: BB on April 29, 2016, 11:50:50 AM

Been Swol, Gonna Stay Swol Gainer's Formula - Patented 5800 kcal per serving drink with special protein, carb, and supplement matrix.

Know Dat - Specially blended Nootropic/Memory Enhancer.

Noland's "Purple In No Time" - Combination pre contest tanning lotion and shoe dye.

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: youandme on April 29, 2016, 12:37:01 PM

"Only Gay if You Want it to be" - Sexual Enhancer and Arousal Patent Formulation Blend

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: denarii on April 29, 2016, 02:29:12 PM

GetBig 'Schmoe-B-Dick' Cialis performance enhancement tablet for those room 7, behind the ice machine engagements.

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 29, 2016, 02:34:34 PM

Howard strength testosterone booster
Wiggs approved tanning lotion
Groink endorsed driving lessons
Goodrum stamped wallets (extra space for getbiggers fortunes/bills)

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: HTexan on April 29, 2016, 02:51:12 PM

(http://i66.tinypic.com/20s9c0z.jpg)

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: Skeletor on April 29, 2016, 02:54:43 PM

Getbig "Permabulk" weightgainer. With a proprietary blend of sustained release bee pollen and kielbasa, it increases safety fat accumulation to protect your hard earned, waist stretching gains.

Title: Re: Getbig brand supplements
Post by: Pray_4_War on April 29, 2016, 03:25:08 PM

Quote from: Fortress on April 29, 2016, 07:59:47 AM

I'm on board.

How about "Hope This Helps" test booster?

Aww dude, you beat me to it.  lol.