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Title: Getbig songs and books
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 29, 2016, 03:21:28 PM
Books:
uncle junior: big nosed paki terrorist - a memoir
sev - getting ripped the nazi way
wiggs - flat earth for dummies
BayGBM: Bay likey - a comprehensive guide to the tier system



Songs:
shizzo - sucked a cock last night and I liked it
taylor and the bunny men - cum inside
taylor and the bunny men - prison sex
marty champions - poverty bag blues
melvin goodrum - the soul of Sylva
melvin goodrum - Jaguar groove
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: el numero uno on April 29, 2016, 03:35:21 PM
booty - getting shit off my chest
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: Skeletor on April 29, 2016, 03:40:48 PM
Book:
Vince Basile - Artistic Male Photography 2016 - 2nd Edition with foreword by the author "Where are my blue stars"
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 29, 2016, 03:45:10 PM
Vince Basile - Sweaty lads on manly beach
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: Marty Champions on April 29, 2016, 03:47:15 PM
"i have nothing really to say xcept im sitting here " marty f and the fitness frenzy quartet
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on April 29, 2016, 04:18:23 PM
Oh, Brother...These Fuckin' Guys by Squadfather

Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: Rambone on April 30, 2016, 06:13:04 AM
"Ice Machines and Bodybuilding Dreams" a Bob Chick autobiography

"Sammich Making Made Simple" by Chadwick Mower
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on April 30, 2016, 06:47:53 AM
not a book, but interesting stuff

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_national_bodybuilding_champions

Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 30, 2016, 06:52:51 AM
not a book, but interesting stuff

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_national_bodybuilding_champions

It should be noted that all these competitors are eligible for blue star designations on [www.getbig.com] except for 1970 "champion" Vince Basile.  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: SF1900 on April 30, 2016, 06:55:18 AM
It should be noted that all these competitors are eligible for blue star designations on [www.getbig.com] except for 1970 "champion" Vince Basile.  :D  ;D

Lmao!! :D
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 30, 2016, 06:56:10 AM
Sister Shizzo
Oh the time has come
And you know that your the only one
To say, I'm Gay
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Just want to mouthfuck you
It's True

Your motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight

Drunk
You down the bottle oh so fast
New boyfriend worries
You just won't last
To taste, his taint
Sister Shizzo
There's 8 dudes in line
Don't you give up
Before all 8 are through,
Be true
swallow their gooo yeah

Your motoring
Whats your price for head tonight
You have 12 inches in your sight
A black guy instead of a white
motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight

Sister Jizzo
Oh the time has cum
First your mouth now its
your hairy bum
with dick, in you
it's true


best played as a sing a'long

Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: Fortress on April 30, 2016, 07:58:19 AM
best played as a sing a'long



Night Ranger! Huge fan.

Those lyrics ... LOL
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 30, 2016, 12:57:50 PM
An ode to Donny...

Mr Drunkstone as sung by Guns N Roses

Donny gets up around seven
Sniffs a panty till Nine
Loves to give out training advice
though working out would cut
Into his drinking time

Liquor store at around seven
Log onto Getbig around nine
2 liters of vodka drank by eleven
Drunk posting and feelin' fine

[Chorus:]

He's been dancin' with
Mr. Drunkstone
He's getting pwned here
BigMc won't leave me alone,
Wah wah wah,
Won't leave me alone

I used ta drunk post a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the drunk posting got more and more
I just keep tryin'
To come and post sober
Panty potato set it up cowardddaaa
I used ta drunk post a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the drunk posting got more and more
I just keep tryin'
ta sniff some dirty panties
Said set it, panty, , potato, cowardaa,
he's been dancing
with Mr Drunkstone He's been drinking
wah wah wah, bigmc won't leave me alone

Now I log off getbig never
Cept when I steal panties off the neighbors clothesline
But her old man
he's a real muthafucker
Gonna kick my ass if he catches me sniffing his wife's panty while online

[Chorus]


Sing along time

Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: Donny on April 30, 2016, 01:00:32 PM
An ode to Donny...

Mr Drunkstone as sung by Guns N Roses

Donny gets up around seven
Sniffs a panty till Nine
Loves to give out training advice
though working out would cut
Into his drinking time

Liquor store at around seven
Log onto Getbig around nine
2 liters of vodka drank by eleven
Drunk posting and feelin' fine

[Chorus:]

He's been dancin' with
Mr. Drunkstone
He's getting pwned here
BigMc won't leave me alone,
Wah wah wah,
Won't leave me alone

I used ta drunk post a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the drunk posting got more and more
I just keep tryin'
To come and post sober
Panty potato set it up cowardddaaa
I used ta drunk post a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the drunk posting got more and more
I just keep tryin'
ta sniff some dirty panties
Said set it, panty, , potato, cowardaa,
he's been dancing
with Mr Drunkstone He's been drinking
wah wah wah, bigmc won't leave me alone

Now I log off getbig never
Cept when I steal panties off the neighbors clothesline
But her old man
he's a real muthafucker
Gonna kick my ass if he catches me sniffing his wife's panty while online

[Chorus]


Sing along time


Well i seem to have upset the right people today.. :D
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: Fortress on April 30, 2016, 01:01:08 PM
These tunes are HITS! Awesome!  :D
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 30, 2016, 01:08:17 PM
Well i seem to have upset the right people today.. :D

it's all in satire fun, nothing more.

These tunes are HITS! Awesome!  :D

Thanks
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: Donny on April 30, 2016, 01:16:47 PM
it's all in satire fun, nothing more.

Thanks
Son..i donīt take it serious. ;)
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 30, 2016, 02:00:08 PM
it's all in satire fun, nothing more.

Very close to the truth
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: bigmc on April 30, 2016, 02:08:15 PM
An ode to Donny...

Mr Drunkstone as sung by Guns N Roses

Donny gets up around seven
Sniffs a panty till Nine
Loves to give out training advice
though working out would cut
Into his drinking time

Liquor store at around seven
Log onto Getbig around nine
2 liters of vodka drank by eleven
Drunk posting and feelin' fine

[Chorus:]

He's been dancin' with
Mr. Drunkstone
He's getting pwned here
BigMc won't leave me alone,
Wah wah wah,
Won't leave me alone

I used ta drunk post a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the drunk posting got more and more
I just keep tryin'
To come and post sober
Panty potato set it up cowardddaaa
I used ta drunk post a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the drunk posting got more and more
I just keep tryin'
ta sniff some dirty panties
Said set it, panty, , potato, cowardaa,
he's been dancing
with Mr Drunkstone He's been drinking
wah wah wah, bigmc won't leave me alone

Now I log off getbig never
Cept when I steal panties off the neighbors clothesline
But her old man
he's a real muthafucker
Gonna kick my ass if he catches me sniffing his wife's panty while online

[Chorus]


Sing along time



ha ha awesome  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 30, 2016, 02:10:52 PM
Son..i donīt take it serious. ;)

Yet you feel the need to reply right away when someone is using your name..
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: Donny on April 30, 2016, 02:16:47 PM
Yet you feel the need to reply right away when someone is using your name..
My name is so popular in getbig i should make it a mark name.. but thank you for your comment :)
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 30, 2016, 02:19:12 PM
My name is so popular in getbig i should make it a mark name.. but thank you for your comment :)

You mean that you're obsessed about what others think of you. That's the only reason why you're here, other than your pedo activities.
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: Donny on April 30, 2016, 02:21:23 PM
You mean that you're obsessed about what others think about you. That's the only reason why you're here, other than your pedo activities.
no you are showing your obsession of me. :D
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: drkaje on April 30, 2016, 02:27:36 PM
It should be noted that all these competitors are eligible for blue star designations on [www.getbig.com] except for 1970 "champion" Vince Basile.  :D  ;D

It was nineteen-fucking-seventy, FFS!!
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 30, 2016, 02:38:30 PM
It was nineteen-fucking-seventy, FFS!!

It made Vince a bitter bitch for life..
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 30, 2016, 02:45:25 PM
It made Vince a bitter bitch for life..

I think Mr. Basile is bitter about his life in general... and the lack of blue stars!  :D
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 30, 2016, 03:00:21 PM
Getbig books

The Old Testament by Wes
How to Drink and Post Incoherently by Donny
How Everyone Gets Blue Stars Except Basile: A Story of Resentment by Ron
Failure is the Only Option by Vince Goodrum
Haircuts for Hebrews by Queen Vissy
Eat Ice Cream and Get Cut by The True Adonis
A Midsummer Fartpowder's Dream: Tales of a Surviving the Fitness "industry" by Fortress
Living in Denial: Life as a Straight Married Man into Muscley Black Guys by The Mayor of Bodybuilding
From Hardcore Assbunny to Born Again Hypocrite by Tbombz
Shut the Fuck Up Donny by Walter Sobchak
Training Diary for the 2004 Metrolina by Vince Goodrum
Jetsam, Flotsam and a Lack of Blue Stars by Vince Basile
I Dream of Niburu by Wiggs
Frozen McDouble Nation by Pellius
How to Practice MMA While Owning SMM by One more Rep
Pineapple Head: Tears Will Be Shed by Chaos
A Book of F#*king Lists I did not Make by Calvin
Why I Suck at Posting by Howard
Trying to Make Sense When you Don't with Recipes by Marty Champions
Stranded at Dusselfdorf by BigMC

 
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 30, 2016, 03:30:29 PM
I think Mr. Basile is bitter about his life in general... and the lack of blue stars!  :D

You're right..
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: drkaje on April 30, 2016, 04:13:05 PM
People need to know that stars don't matter.
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: Hulkotron on April 30, 2016, 04:16:51 PM
not a book, but interesting stuff

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_national_bodybuilding_champions



lol :D
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: NelsonMuntz on May 04, 2016, 09:01:58 PM
An ode to Bob Chic sung by Lenny Kravitz

It's Ain't Gay If You're Gettin Paid

I was born, born to pose
I am the chosen, to make schmoes cum
I have come, on Olympia day
And I will pose until you've spunked
So that's why, you've got to try
You got to breath and and grab my guns
Though I'm paid, to play this game
And I won't stop posing till you're done

But what I really want u to know is
It' ain't gay if you're getting paid ?
And I got to got to blowwww, a dude

I don't know where, we gonna meet
If I am to bring you extacy and heaven
Mirage hotel, by the ice machine
Just come and knock on door  7
So tell me why you called from dubai
And brought from there Ramy's thong
 You want to hump and rub-a-dub
But money first, by the table, up front

But what I really want U to know is
It ain't gay if you're getting paid ?
And I got to got to noooo(homo)

It ain't gay if you're getting paid ?
'Cause sir I got to blow, you

Sing along time
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 04, 2016, 10:59:36 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: CalvinH on May 05, 2016, 07:06:57 AM
There's a great thread on Get Biggers books here somewhere.
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on May 05, 2016, 12:15:59 PM
There's a great thread on Get Biggers books here somewhere.
thanks for the link-really appreciate the effort
Title: Re: Getbig songs and books
Post by: CalvinH on May 05, 2016, 01:50:16 PM
thanks for the link-really appreciate the effort


Don't know how to find it...way to much effort.