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5/10 female:
Wake up to 23 text messages waiting to be answered on your phone. Check your email/facebook/twitter and have 295 likes on that new selfie you took of yourself. You want more attention though, so you shower up, put some clothes on, put on the makeup, and snap a quick selfie of yourself that you quickly upload to facebook. Maybe this one will get you even more likes.
Get on the bus, and several men stand up to give you their seat. Meanwhile your phone is rattling with text messages of several white knights, two alpha studs, and your best friend who wants to go shopping. You get hit on by a nice guy on the bus who is slightly above average looking, but not good enough so you friendzone him before he asks for your number. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. You grit your teeth at how unfair women have it. Men are pigs!
You check your facebook and you have 113 likes for your selfie (don't worry, it's still midday). You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 men and several women come over to help you and ask you if you are ok and if they could help you walk to your destination. You refuse, and check on your cell phone. Sally is bitching about Maggie, and although you hate them both, they are your best friends and you love it when they talk **** about each other to you, cause you love the drama.
After walking past a parade of men at work who tell you how amazing and pretty you are, you meet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.
After that, you meet up with your girlfriends to go clubbing. You are hit on by an uncountable amount of men, and after using several of them for free drinks, you ditch them and start dancing with your girlfriends. Several more average looking guys try to dance with you. Even a manlet tries to dance, and you laugh him off. Finally, you run into two hot guys and they start grinding up against you and your girlfriend. You leave the dance floor and go make out with one of them for awhile. Your fat girlfriend comes over to cock block you (after all, the night is still young) and you leave him to go find other hotter studs.
You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. Who cares though, you're an indepdent woman, and men should learn to love women with curves. You gossip and take some more selfies with your girlfriends in the bathroom, then you head back out to the dance floor.
As you dance some more, some fat of yours rubs up on another woman from another group, and she gets pissed. You throw your drink on her, and thousands of white knights come to aid both sides. The bouncer would kick you out, but you are unaccountable for your actions, since, after all, you are a woman.
A guy that looks like Brad Pitt comes over to talk to you. Sure, he's alright, but he's probably only 5'10 and not that cute. You make out with a few men, until you find a guy that looks like Thor who you bring home. You ditch your friends and get ****ed by alpha cock."
In the morning you wake up to 38 text messages...and your selfie you uploaded yesterday had 374 likes! Today is going to be a good day!
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5/10 female:
Wake up to 23 text messages waiting to be answered on your phone. Check your email/facebook/twitter and have 295 likes on that new selfie you took of yourself. You want more attention though, so you shower up, put some clothes on, put on the makeup, and snap a quick selfie of yourself that you quickly upload to facebook. Maybe this one will get you even more likes.
Get on the bus, and several men stand up to give you their seat. Meanwhile your phone is rattling with text messages of several white knights, two alpha studs, and your best friend who wants to go shopping. You get hit on by a nice guy on the bus who is slightly above average looking, but not good enough so you friendzone him before he asks for your number. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. You grit your teeth at how unfair women have it. Men are pigs!
You check your facebook and you have 113 likes for your selfie (don't worry, it's still midday). You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 men and several women come over to help you and ask you if you are ok and if they could help you walk to your destination. You refuse, and check on your cell phone. Sally is bitching about Maggie, and although you hate them both, they are your best friends and you love it when they talk **** about each other to you, cause you love the drama.
After walking past a parade of men at work who tell you how amazing and pretty you are, you meet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.
After that, you meet up with your girlfriends to go clubbing. You are hit on by an uncountable amount of men, and after using several of them for free drinks, you ditch them and start dancing with your girlfriends. Several more average looking guys try to dance with you. Even a manlet tries to dance, and you laugh him off. Finally, you run into two hot guys and they start grinding up against you and your girlfriend. You leave the dance floor and go make out with one of them for awhile. Your fat girlfriend comes over to cock block you (after all, the night is still young) and you leave him to go find other hotter studs.
You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. Who cares though, you're an indepdent woman, and men should learn to love women with curves. You gossip and take some more selfies with your girlfriends in the bathroom, then you head back out to the dance floor.
As you dance some more, some fat of yours rubs up on another woman from another group, and she gets pissed. You throw your drink on her, and thousands of white knights come to aid both sides. The bouncer would kick you out, but you are unaccountable for your actions, since, after all, you are a woman.
A guy that looks like Brad Pitt comes over to talk to you. Sure, he's alright, but he's probably only 5'10 and not that cute. You make out with a few men, until you find a guy that looks like Thor who you bring home. You ditch your friends and get ****ed by alpha cock."
In the morning you wake up to 38 text messages...and your selfie you uploaded yesterday had 374 likes! Today is going to be a good day!
I don't have the words to express how awesome this post is.
Dead on accurate. Right on the money. lol.
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Reads more like a day in the "life" of Rich Bi-ana.
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5/10 female:
Wake up to 23 text messages waiting to be answered on your phone. Check your email/facebook/twitter and have 295 likes on that new selfie you took of yourself. You want more attention though, so you shower up, put some clothes on, put on the makeup, and snap a quick selfie of yourself that you quickly upload to facebook. Maybe this one will get you even more likes.
Get on the bus, and several men stand up to give you their seat. Meanwhile your phone is rattling with text messages of several white knights, two alpha studs, and your best friend who wants to go shopping. You get hit on by a nice guy on the bus who is slightly above average looking, but not good enough so you friendzone him before he asks for your number. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. You grit your teeth at how unfair women have it. Men are pigs!
You check your facebook and you have 113 likes for your selfie (don't worry, it's still midday). You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 men and several women come over to help you and ask you if you are ok and if they could help you walk to your destination. You refuse, and check on your cell phone. Sally is bitching about Maggie, and although you hate them both, they are your best friends and you love it when they talk **** about each other to you, cause you love the drama.
After walking past a parade of men at work who tell you how amazing and pretty you are, you meet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.
After that, you meet up with your girlfriends to go clubbing. You are hit on by an uncountable amount of men, and after using several of them for free drinks, you ditch them and start dancing with your girlfriends. Several more average looking guys try to dance with you. Even a manlet tries to dance, and you laugh him off. Finally, you run into two hot guys and they start grinding up against you and your girlfriend. You leave the dance floor and go make out with one of them for awhile. Your fat girlfriend comes over to cock block you (after all, the night is still young) and you leave him to go find other hotter studs.
You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. Who cares though, you're an indepdent woman, and men should learn to love women with curves. You gossip and take some more selfies with your girlfriends in the bathroom, then you head back out to the dance floor.
As you dance some more, some fat of yours rubs up on another woman from another group, and she gets pissed. You throw your drink on her, and thousands of white knights come to aid both sides. The bouncer would kick you out, but you are unaccountable for your actions, since, after all, you are a woman.
A guy that looks like Brad Pitt comes over to talk to you. Sure, he's alright, but he's probably only 5'10 and not that cute. You make out with a few men, until you find a guy that looks like Thor who you bring home. You ditch your friends and get ****ed by alpha cock."
In the morning you wake up to 38 text messages...and your selfie you uploaded yesterday had 374 likes! Today is going to be a good day!
Selfies rule the world these days eh? :D
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Selfies rule the world these days eh? :D
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True, basically allows guys to fap to recent pics of girls they fancy, back in the dark ages you felt like you found gold if you found a physical photo of your oneitis in slutty clothes.
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5/10. Fortress will be all over this thread, and while he will spooj all over a 5, he will hector the board why he won't. ::)
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5/10 female:
Wake up to 23 text messages waiting to be answered on your phone. Check your email/facebook/twitter and have 295 likes on that new selfie you took of yourself. You want more attention though, so you shower up, put some clothes on, put on the makeup, and snap a quick selfie of yourself that you quickly upload to facebook. Maybe this one will get you even more likes.
Get on the bus, and several men stand up to give you their seat. Meanwhile your phone is rattling with text messages of several white knights, two alpha studs, and your best friend who wants to go shopping. You get hit on by a nice guy on the bus who is slightly above average looking, but not good enough so you friendzone him before he asks for your number. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. You grit your teeth at how unfair women have it. Men are pigs!
You check your facebook and you have 113 likes for your selfie (don't worry, it's still midday). You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 men and several women come over to help you and ask you if you are ok and if they could help you walk to your destination. You refuse, and check on your cell phone. Sally is bitching about Maggie, and although you hate them both, they are your best friends and you love it when they talk **** about each other to you, cause you love the drama.
After walking past a parade of men at work who tell you how amazing and pretty you are, you meet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.
After that, you meet up with your girlfriends to go clubbing. You are hit on by an uncountable amount of men, and after using several of them for free drinks, you ditch them and start dancing with your girlfriends. Several more average looking guys try to dance with you. Even a manlet tries to dance, and you laugh him off. Finally, you run into two hot guys and they start grinding up against you and your girlfriend. You leave the dance floor and go make out with one of them for awhile. Your fat girlfriend comes over to cock block you (after all, the night is still young) and you leave him to go find other hotter studs.
You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. Who cares though, you're an indepdent woman, and men should learn to love women with curves. You gossip and take some more selfies with your girlfriends in the bathroom, then you head back out to the dance floor.
As you dance some more, some fat of yours rubs up on another woman from another group, and she gets pissed. You throw your drink on her, and thousands of white knights come to aid both sides. The bouncer would kick you out, but you are unaccountable for your actions, since, after all, you are a woman.
A guy that looks like Brad Pitt comes over to talk to you. Sure, he's alright, but he's probably only 5'10 and not that cute. You make out with a few men, until you find a guy that looks like Thor who you bring home. You ditch your friends and get ****ed by alpha cock."
In the morning you wake up to 38 text messages...and your selfie you uploaded yesterday had 374 likes! Today is going to be a good day!
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Would sniff the armpit of the wench in Kwon's post
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Great post Army of one.. So true in today's society. Every pig thinks they're special nowadays.
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Great post Army of one.. So true in today's society. Every pig thinks they're special nowadays.
^ this
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5/10. Fortress will be all over this thread, and while he will spooj all over a 5, he will hector the board why he won't. ::)
I'm not sure what you mean in the second part of your post. But thanks for thinking of me, just the same.
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Every pig thinks they're special nowadays.
Thirsty-ass guys have a little responsibility in this too. Paying way too much attention to average sluts.
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5/10 female:
Wake up to 23 text messages waiting to be answered on your phone. Check your email/facebook/twitter and have 295 likes on that new selfie you took of yourself. You want more attention though, so you shower up, put some clothes on, put on the makeup, and snap a quick selfie of yourself that you quickly upload to facebook. Maybe this one will get you even more likes.
Get on the bus, and several men stand up to give you their seat. Meanwhile your phone is rattling with text messages of several white knights, two alpha studs, and your best friend who wants to go shopping. You get hit on by a nice guy on the bus who is slightly above average looking, but not good enough so you friendzone him before he asks for your number. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. You grit your teeth at how unfair women have it. Men are pigs!
You check your facebook and you have 113 likes for your selfie (don't worry, it's still midday). You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 men and several women come over to help you and ask you if you are ok and if they could help you walk to your destination. You refuse, and check on your cell phone. Sally is bitching about Maggie, and although you hate them both, they are your best friends and you love it when they talk **** about each other to you, cause you love the drama.
After walking past a parade of men at work who tell you how amazing and pretty you are, you meet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.
After that, you meet up with your girlfriends to go clubbing. You are hit on by an uncountable amount of men, and after using several of them for free drinks, you ditch them and start dancing with your girlfriends. Several more average looking guys try to dance with you. Even a manlet tries to dance, and you laugh him off. Finally, you run into two hot guys and they start grinding up against you and your girlfriend. You leave the dance floor and go make out with one of them for awhile. Your fat girlfriend comes over to cock block you (after all, the night is still young) and you leave him to go find other hotter studs.
You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. Who cares though, you're an indepdent woman, and men should learn to love women with curves. You gossip and take some more selfies with your girlfriends in the bathroom, then you head back out to the dance floor.
As you dance some more, some fat of yours rubs up on another woman from another group, and she gets pissed. You throw your drink on her, and thousands of white knights come to aid both sides. The bouncer would kick you out, but you are unaccountable for your actions, since, after all, you are a woman.
A guy that looks like Brad Pitt comes over to talk to you. Sure, he's alright, but he's probably only 5'10 and not that cute. You make out with a few men, until you find a guy that looks like Thor who you bring home. You ditch your friends and get ****ed by alpha cock."
In the morning you wake up to 38 text messages...and your selfie you uploaded yesterday had 374 likes! Today is going to be a good day!
Awesome Post!!...Today's generation nothingness typical good for nothing whore work day! ;D
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Guys just have to stop being thirsty, and just go for 10/10s. That'll teach em!
Or do it Goodrum-style!
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No this post is not true for a 5/10. The chicks in the pics above are all well across the hot/fuckable to most guys line. Fives get treated like absolute shit. They ain't picking up Thor in some bar.
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5/10 male:
Wake up to 2 text messages one from your mum one from your phone provider. Check your email/facebook/twitter of your oneitis and she has a few dozen guys whiteknighting her. You want some more attention from her so you shower up, put some clothes on, take some creatine and a protein shake and hit the gym hard. Maybe if I get shredded enough she will like me and then we can be together, you think to yourself to keep going as your chest burns on the third set of bench press.
Get on the bus back from the gym and your feeling confident thanks to your new pump. Meanwhile your oneitis is getting railed by Tyrone, and your forced to give up your seat for a 2/10 girl who thinks she's above you. You send a snapchat to your oneitis hoping she will notice your 15lbs of lean gains, truth is she couldn't care less you will always be scum to her no matter how much muscle or how low a bodyfat you get. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. Your forced to join the sloots and white knights in their chants of #yesallwomen.
You check your snapchat and your oneitis has not replied, don't worry it's only midday. You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 women and several men all laugh at you despite being non lifting phaggots, I'll show them, you think to yourself.
After walking past a parade of women at work who look at you like inferior scum despite not one of them being more than a 6/10 themselves, you see a reply from your oneitis. She says that's cool, cod e for Phuck off I'm about tomeet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.
After that, you meet up with your friend to go clubbing. You hit on uncountable amount of women, and after buying several of them for free drinks, you get ditched and go home. You open up your oneitis Instagram and see her selfie with 297 likes, you fap to its a jizz, but then cry to yourself that she will never be yours and despite the fact she's on your mind 24/7 she never ever even contemplates your existence.
You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. The lean gains are coming along nicely but the girls don't seem to care. You log onto bodybuilding.com and make some threads on the misc atleast they will understand what your going through. Finally you sleep and dream of the happy life you and your oneitis would live together.
You wake up the next morning to no new text messages but at least you have some killer DOMs in your chest.
One day she'll be mine, one day...........
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You should be down on your knees thanking god you are a man if you are a 5/10. As a man you can do something about it to bring yourself up much higher, earn money, status or improve looks by adding muscle.
The female's primary fairy tale is Cinderella, magically transformed into a beauty. Males have Conan.
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I'm not sure what you mean in the second part of your post. But thanks for thinking of me, just the same.
It's ok. You talk too much. You know what's what, but you just keep yapping.
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It's ok. You talk too much. You know what's what, but you just keep yapping.
Thanks, dude! You're a rockin' guy, as well.
:)
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Thirsty-ass guys have a little responsibility in this too. Paying way too much attention to average sluts.
Definitely, I agree.
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I don't know about 5/10 male though Army. I see a lot of what I would call 5/10 dudes pulling decent looking trim. It seems today if you're a guy being average to below average is in. Don't shower, don't shave, have jacked up dirty ass teeth, don't cut your hair, have a shitty ass job or no job, father some kids with some whore, and you're in with the women.. They don't want to be intimidated or have a standard they're held to if you're a guy that actually has his shit together. Good looking, successful career, clean, etc. you're in the minority, and it's almost as if you're looked down upon in society today. God forbid if you're in shape, look the fuck out....it's like you're a fuckin alien then.
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I'm 46, nice looking (not some model, I admit), am friendly, clean, have a good job and a cool vehicle, a pleasant condo ... and I can't find a date to save my life.
Then again, I'm not sure I want the total hassle of attempting to maintain any sort of relationship.
I'm really torn on what I want my relationship to be with women, in general.
Of course, I wanna bang, but I also don't want pressure, awkwardness and stress. Or some lunatic causing me drama.
All this doesn't even matter, though.
Girls don't dig me.
(Have had several long-term relationships. Longest, 10 years. Maybe that's as far as "it" will ever go.)
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I'm 46, nice looking (not some model, I admit), am friendly, clean, have good job and a cool vehicle ... and I can't find a date to save my life.
Then again, I'm not sure I want the total hassle of attempting to maintain any sort of relationship.
I'm really torn on what I want my relationship to be with women, in general.
Of course, I wanna bang, but I also don't want pressure, awkwardness and stress. Or some lunatic causing me drama.
All this doesn't even matter, though.
Girls don't dig me.
In one. What a surprise.
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In one. What a surprise.
Yeah, sucks.
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I'm 46, nice looking (not some model, I admit), am friendly, clean, have a good job and a cool vehicle, a pleasant condo ...
Like a newspaper dating ad
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As a woman I think there's a lot of truth to this post. The chicks on my social media that are always posting pictures of themselves are honestly not the most attractive. It's like they're always begging for acknowledgment
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As a woman I think there's a lot of truth to this post. The chicks on my social media that are always posting pictures of themselves are honestly not the most attractive. It's like they're always begging for acknowledgment
So, as a woman, why do you think fortress has a hard time getting dates? Says he's 46, nice looking, friendly, clean, has a good job and a cool vehicle, a pleasant condo.... I mean what else does a woman need? Needy whores, needy whores everywhere!
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So, as a woman, why do you think fortress has a hard time getting dates? Says he's 46, nice looking, friendly, clean, has a good job and a cool vehicle, a pleasant condo.... I mean what else does a woman need? Needy whores, needy whores everywhere!
You would think a middle aged, racist, women hating, heavy metal fan would be swimming in minge.
What a strange time we live in.
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You would think a middle aged, racist, women hating, heavy metal fan would be swimming in minge.
What a strange time we live in.
Exactly, defies logic and common sense
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So, as a woman, why do you think fortress has a hard time getting dates? Says he's 46, nice looking, friendly, clean, has a good job and a cool vehicle, a pleasant condo.... I mean what else does a woman need? Needy whores, needy whores everywhere!
Is he boring? If he's obsessed with his body or looks then good luck with keeping women around. people think that's enough to keep the party going but as many ex husbands and wives have found out..:it is not. You've got to be interesting
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Is he boring? If he's obsessed with his body or looks then good luck with keeping women around. people think that's enough to keep the party going but as many ex husbands and wives have found out..:it is not. You've got to be interesting
Ehh... Fortress is only a respected archeologist, theologist and he is currently in israel translating newly found scriptures of the recordings of jesus's teachings, which I shouldn't even talk about because the vatican wants those scriptures to themselves so that they could hid the knowledge from people and continue to spread lies.. ?? Fortress's life is in danger because of it. Jesuits are after him.
Sorry Fortress I know I shouldn't talk about this stuff, but I'm sick and tirred of seeing you shy away form women. Women would DIE to have you, you're like a real life indiana jones.
Fortress is just rly shy. Weird I know.
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Lots of weak minded Guardian readers hating on Mr. Fortress and his superb collection of Ozzy Osbourne records. >:(
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Ehh... Fortress is only a respected archeologist, theologist and he is currently in israel translating newly found scriptures of the recordings of jesus's teachings, which I shouldn't even talk about because the vatican wants those scriptures to themselves so that they could hid the knowledge from people and continue to spread lies.. ?? Fortress's life is in danger because of it. Jesuits are after him.
Sorry Fortress I know I shouldn't talk about this stuff, but I'm sick and tirred of seeing you shy away form women. Women would DIE to have you, you're like a real life indiana jones.
Fortress is just rly shy. Weird I know.
This would have been my guess. Never around chicks at work or in most of his life and in places like the gym where he SEES them, he never chats them up. By the time you are 46 you need to be able to say fuck it and go for it no matter the situation.
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You would think a middle aged, racist, women hating, heavy metal fan would be swimming in minge.
What a strange time we live in.
Different times these days, heavy metal doesn't wield as much merit and value like it used to have.
With all the corruption and degeneration of modern society today together with the brainwashing from media and TV, many weaker minded people have been influenced of other things, such as the self-destructive rhythms from the dark country.
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Different times these days, heavy metal doesn't wield as much merit and value like it used to have.
With all the corruption and degeneration of modern society today together with the brainwashing from media and TV, many weaker minded people have been influenced of other things, such as the self-destructive rhythms from the dark country.
Exactly. A faded, ill-fitting Deicide t-shirt isn't the panty dropper it once was.
I blame the Rothschilds.
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5/10 male:
Wake up to 2 text messages one from your mum one from your phone provider. Check your email/facebook/twitter of your oneitis and she has a few dozen guys whiteknighting her. You want some more attention from her so you shower up, put some clothes on, take some creatine and a protein shake and hit the gym hard. Maybe if I get shredded enough she will like me and then we can be together, you think to yourself to keep going as your chest burns on the third set of bench press.
Get on the bus back from the gym and your feeling confident thanks to your new pump. Meanwhile your oneitis is getting railed by Tyrone, and your forced to give up your seat for a 2/10 girl who thinks she's above you. You send a snapchat to your oneitis hoping she will notice your 15lbs of lean gains, truth is she couldn't care less you will always be scum to her no matter how much muscle or how low a bodyfat you get. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. Your forced to join the sloots and white knights in their chants of #yesallwomen.
You check your snapchat and your oneitis has not replied, don't worry it's only midday. You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 women and several men all laugh at you despite being non lifting phaggots, I'll show them, you think to yourself.
After walking past a parade of women at work who look at you like inferior scum despite not one of them being more than a 6/10 themselves, you see a reply from your oneitis. She says that's cool, cod e for Phuck off I'm about tomeet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.
After that, you meet up with your friend to go clubbing. You hit on uncountable amount of women, and after buying several of them for free drinks, you get ditched and go home. You open up your oneitis Instagram and see her selfie with 297 likes, you fap to its a jizz, but then cry to yourself that she will never be yours and despite the fact she's on your mind 24/7 she never ever even contemplates your existence.
You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. The lean gains are coming along nicely but the girls don't seem to care. You log onto bodybuilding.com and make some threads on the misc atleast they will understand what your going through. Finally you sleep and dream of the happy life you and your oneitis would live together.
You wake up the next morning to no new text messages but at least you have some killer DOMs in your chest.
One day she'll be mine, one day...........
LOL love it
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5/10 male:
Wake up to 2 text messages one from your mum one from your phone provider. Check your email/facebook/twitter of your oneitis and she has a few dozen guys whiteknighting her. You want some more attention from her so you shower up, put some clothes on, take some creatine and a protein shake and hit the gym hard. Maybe if I get shredded enough she will like me and then we can be together, you think to yourself to keep going as your chest burns on the third set of bench press.
Get on the bus back from the gym and your feeling confident thanks to your new pump. Meanwhile your oneitis is getting railed by Tyrone, and your forced to give up your seat for a 2/10 girl who thinks she's above you. You send a snapchat to your oneitis hoping she will notice your 15lbs of lean gains, truth is she couldn't care less you will always be scum to her no matter how much muscle or how low a bodyfat you get. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. Your forced to join the sloots and white knights in their chants of #yesallwomen.
You check your snapchat and your oneitis has not replied, don't worry it's only midday. You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 women and several men all laugh at you despite being non lifting phaggots, I'll show them, you think to yourself.
After walking past a parade of women at work who look at you like inferior scum despite not one of them being more than a 6/10 themselves, you see a reply from your oneitis. She says that's cool, cod e for Phuck off I'm about tomeet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.
After that, you meet up with your friend to go clubbing. You hit on uncountable amount of women, and after buying several of them for free drinks, you get ditched and go home. You open up your oneitis Instagram and see her selfie with 297 likes, you fap to its a jizz, but then cry to yourself that she will never be yours and despite the fact she's on your mind 24/7 she never ever even contemplates your existence.
You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. The lean gains are coming along nicely but the girls don't seem to care. You log onto bodybuilding.com and make some threads on the misc atleast they will understand what your going through. Finally you sleep and dream of the happy life you and your oneitis would live together.
You wake up the next morning to no new text messages but at least you have some killer DOMs in your chest.
One day she'll be mine, one day...........
Didn't read but skimmed. A variety of dumb lies. You said "professor" meaning this dude is in a college environment. No way he's coming into contact with females majoring in advance dungeons and dragons. Also you say he hits on a lot of girls at the clubs? Bullshit, I bet he wallflowers the whole time.
Might as well watch a superhero movie or the 1990 WBF championships.
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Great postings Army as always
I just want to add this to which I laughed my ass off just now
(http://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&jsonp=vglnk_146326493989913&key=b286a66726ef6a30cda422c5063992f9&libId=io7nm86501011kzq000DAoo9fi4l7&loc=http%3A%2F%2Flookism.net%2FThread-The-woman-who-you-like-is-having-sex-this-weekend-night-with-another-guy&v=1&out=https%3A%2F%2Fkiwifar.ms%2Fattachments%2Fcartoon5-jpg.19110%2F&ref=http%3A%2F%2Flookism.net%2FForum-Shitty-Advice&title=The%20woman%20who%20you%20like%20is%20having%20sex%20this%20weekend%20night%20with%20another%20guy&txt=%3Cimg%20src%3D%22https%3A%2F%2Fkiwifar.ms%2Fattachments%2Fcartoon5-jpg.19110%2F%22%20border%3D%220%22%20alt%3D%22%5BImage%3A%20cartoon5-jpg.19110%5D%22%3E)
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Fuckin EXCELLENT post . Well done mate. Killed some time & had some great laughs.
100% truth. Glad i grew up in a time before the internet . None of this selfi obsessed instagram bullshit happened back then.
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The modern Selfie obsession is some kind of mental illness
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Great postings Army as always
I just want to add this to which I laughed my ass off just now
(http://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&jsonp=vglnk_146326493989913&key=b286a66726ef6a30cda422c5063992f9&libId=io7nm86501011kzq000DAoo9fi4l7&loc=http%3A%2F%2Flookism.net%2FThread-The-woman-who-you-like-is-having-sex-this-weekend-night-with-another-guy&v=1&out=https%3A%2F%2Fkiwifar.ms%2Fattachments%2Fcartoon5-jpg.19110%2F&ref=http%3A%2F%2Flookism.net%2FForum-Shitty-Advice&title=The%20woman%20who%20you%20like%20is%20having%20sex%20this%20weekend%20night%20with%20another%20guy&txt=%3Cimg%20src%3D%22https%3A%2F%2Fkiwifar.ms%2Fattachments%2Fcartoon5-jpg.19110%2F%22%20border%3D%220%22%20alt%3D%22%5BImage%3A%20cartoon5-jpg.19110%5D%22%3E)
That comic should be a required reading once every guy reaches puberty.
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The modern Selfie obsession is some kind of mental illness
It truly is. There's something wrong with anyone that feels the need to do that. Problem is, it is very difficult to find a woman anywhere that doesn't partake in this bullshit.
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For as physically attractive as I find many young women today, the rampant mental illness/self-obsession is a colossal turnoff.
These are desperate times for lots of folks, it would seem.
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You would think a middle aged, racist, women hating, heavy metal fan would be swimming in minge.
What a strange time we live in.
I am. Not racist, but a realist. Most don't understand the difference.
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I am. Not racist, but a realist. Most don't understand the difference.
Leave it to a fellow shredhead to catch the drift.
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a 5/10 is a plain jane, not ugly but not good looking either
i think this applies more to a 6 -7 out of 10, better looking than average and not intimidating so a lot of guys hit on her because it's easy to imagine having a chance with her unlike the 8 - 10's that scare most guys
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Leave it to a fellow shredhead to catch the drift.
Describing yourself as a "shredhead" might be part of the reason why women find you so repugnant.
No offense.
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Describing yourself as a "shredhead" might be part of the reason why women find you so repugnant.
No offense.
Being a shredhead does still bring merit in 2016, boyo.
Admittedly, not as much as it did in the 80s and 90s but still.
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The fuck is a "shredhead" ???
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The fuck is a "shredhead" ???
the definition involves the words "all teeth"
you can figure out the rest
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That comic should be a required reading once every guy reaches puberty.
It's the gods honest truth
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the definition involves the words "all teeth"
you can figure out the rest
Huey is still rounding up The Jews. In the meantime, please put your hands together for Toothsome Johnny and The Daily Specials.
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With the millions of selfies taken by women, can we please toss the "men objectify women and should see their innner beauty" crap.??
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so much lifetime of rejection by women in this thread
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The fuck is a "shredhead" ???
Think, "high-performance axe attack".
P.S. Metal is made for all men, but not all men are made for metal.
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5/10 male:
Wake up to 2 text messages one from your mum one from your phone provider. Check your email/facebook/twitter of your oneitis and she has a few dozen guys whiteknighting her. You want some more attention from her so you shower up, put some clothes on, take some creatine and a protein shake and hit the gym hard. Maybe if I get shredded enough she will like me and then we can be together, you think to yourself to keep going as your chest burns on the third set of bench press.
Get on the bus back from the gym and your feeling confident thanks to your new pump. Meanwhile your oneitis is getting railed by Tyrone, and your forced to give up your seat for a 2/10 girl who thinks she's above you. You send a snapchat to your oneitis hoping she will notice your 15lbs of lean gains, truth is she couldn't care less you will always be scum to her no matter how much muscle or how low a bodyfat you get. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. Your forced to join the sloots and white knights in their chants of #yesallwomen.
You check your snapchat and your oneitis has not replied, don't worry it's only midday. You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 women and several men all laugh at you despite being non lifting phaggots, I'll show them, you think to yourself.
After walking past a parade of women at work who look at you like inferior scum despite not one of them being more than a 6/10 themselves, you see a reply from your oneitis. She says that's cool, cod e for Phuck off I'm about tomeet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.
After that, you meet up with your friend to go clubbing. You hit on uncountable amount of women, and after buying several of them for free drinks, you get ditched and go home. You open up your oneitis Instagram and see her selfie with 297 likes, you fap to its a jizz, but then cry to yourself that she will never be yours and despite the fact she's on your mind 24/7 she never ever even contemplates your existence.
You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. The lean gains are coming along nicely but the girls don't seem to care. You log onto bodybuilding.com and make some threads on the misc atleast they will understand what your going through. Finally you sleep and dream of the happy life you and your oneitis would live together.
You wake up the next morning to no new text messages but at least you have some killer DOMs in your chest.
One day she'll be mine, one day...........
:'(
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This looks like it was copied right from Sluthate or Lookism.
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Nice copypasta, I actually thought you came up with that
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=170058563
http://www.city-data.com/forum/relationships/2423804-life-average-woman.html
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The greatest power you have over a woman is to ignore her.
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The greatest power you have over a woman is to ignore her.
Some of the hottest chicks I ever fucked were ones I was a complete asshole to from the start. Girls I actually liked and treated nice were a fucking nightmare.
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Great post Army of one.. So true in today's society. Every pig thinks they're special nowadays.
agree, it was top shelf get big posting.
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The greatest power you have over a woman is to ignore her.
^^^THis!!...True words of Alphaness wisdom!! ;D
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Capitalism may well be the 'least worst' system of societal arrangement as Churchill would have it*, but one of its obvious excesses is its hand in manufacturing ugly, superficial people (5/10 women) via its incentivization of rampant narcissism expressed via contemporary tech -- all for, you guessed it, profit.
*I still think a non-capitalist market system (i.e., corporations aren't the primary owners of capital) may be superior if implemented properly
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Capitalism may well be the 'least worst' system of societal arrangement as Churchill would have it*, but one of its obvious excesses is its hand in manufacturing ugly, superficial people (5/10 women) via its incentivization of rampant narcissism expressed via contemporary tech -- all for, you guessed it, profit.
*I still think a non-capitalist market system (i.e., corporations aren't the primary owners of capital) may be superior if implemented properly
Woman are ho's
Ho's charge money
Capitalism allows them to make as much money as their poontangs allow.
Hope this helps
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Capitalism may well be the 'least worst' system of societal arrangement as Churchill would have it*, but one of its obvious excesses is its hand in manufacturing ugly, superficial people (5/10 women) via its incentivization of rampant narcissism expressed via contemporary tech -- all for, you guessed it, profit.
*I still think a non-capitalist market system (i.e., corporations aren't the primary owners of capital) may be superior if implemented properly
You are looking at it from the point of view of physical attractiveness.
Whereas the potential positivity may lie in the evolution of a cognitive elite. I.e. Those who can manipulate capitalism to their(and their offspring's) benefit.
So yes, while the soviet union created the slummed beauties who now offer sexual services around the world.
The west steam rolls ahead with it's 5/10 cognitive elites running the global show.
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You are looking at it from the point of view of physical attractiveness.
Whereas the potential positivity may lie in the evolution of a cognitive elite. I.e. Those who can manipulate capitalism to their(and their offspring's) benefit.
So yes, while the soviet union created the slummed beauties who now offer sexual services around the world.
The west steam rolls ahead with it's 5/10 cognitive elites running the global show.
A think a lot of women go for balance too.
A combination of some looks, decent enough money to enjoy life, fitness, personality, attitude, etc.
Constantly having sex with a fat, unfit guy would constantly leave a woman unsatisfied.
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Any shredheads in here?
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(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12568163_847979548646802_625807749_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTE3MzY2ODc0MDUzODkyMjc4MA%3D%3D.2)
so how would you guys rate the girl and guy here?
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he's a 3, she's a 6-7?
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(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12568163_847979548646802_625807749_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTE3MzY2ODc0MDUzODkyMjc4MA%3D%3D.2)
so how would you guys rate the girl and guy here?
Looks like a hard working, intelligent young couple who love each other and will raise 2 or 3 children who fit solidly in the asset column of society.
We all benefit from folks like this.
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Capitalism may well be the 'least worst' system of societal arrangement as Churchill would have it*, but one of its obvious excesses is its hand in manufacturing ugly, superficial people (5/10 women) via its incentivization of rampant narcissism expressed via contemporary tech -- all for, you guessed it, profit.
*I still think a non-capitalist market system (i.e., corporations aren't the primary owners of capital) may be superior if implemented properly
When you say non-capitalist, do you mean central planning? How involved would the state be?
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Some of the hottest chicks I ever fucked were ones I was a complete asshole to from the start. Girls I actually liked and treated nice were a fucking nightmare.
Do you understand why they were a nightmare even though you treated them nice?
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Do you understand why they were a nightmare even though you treated them nice?
He needs to remember this:
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He needs to remember this:
All you need to know about women.
Just be good looking.
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(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12568163_847979548646802_625807749_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTE3MzY2ODc0MDUzODkyMjc4MA%3D%3D.2)
so how would you guys rate the girl and guy here?
maybe this stud is packing a proper kielbasa? (no homo)
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(http://imgit.org/i/2016/05/28/5f7b32ea4cd41decab90591837497866.jpg)
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All you need to know about women.
Just be good looking.
Or be unique. Tonight I saw this entirely average looking girl with no butt. However, she had cool ink, was dressed trashy with her rack hanging out, and put her hands on every guy she talked to. She got more attention, more free drinks, and left with a hotter guy than prettier girls in the bar who played it cool.
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Or be unique. Tonight I saw this entirely average looking girl with no butt. However, she had cool ink, was dressed trashy with her rack hanging out, and put her hands on every guy she talked to. She got more attention, more free drinks, and left with a hotter guy than prettier girls in the bar who played it cool.
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Woman who makes it obvious she will put out gets taken home, thanks captain obvious.Only applies for the female species.
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(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12568163_847979548646802_625807749_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTE3MzY2ODc0MDUzODkyMjc4MA%3D%3D.2)
so how would you guys rate the girl and guy here?
Take this quarter. Go down to Chinatown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
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and left with a hotter guy than prettier girls in the bar who played it cool.
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I noticed this too :-X
Outed
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Or be unique. Tonight I saw this entirely average looking girl with no butt. However, she had cool ink, was dressed trashy with her rack hanging out, and put her hands on every guy she talked to. She got more attention, more free drinks, and left with a hotter guy than prettier girls in the bar who played it cool.
That can apply to the females but not the males.
An trashy-dredded average looking dude putting his hands on every chick in the club would be called molester and rapist and booted from the club.
No free drinks there.
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That can apply to the females but not the males.
An trashy-dredded average looking dude putting his hands on every chick in the club would be called molester and rapist and booted from the club.
No free drinks there.
You sound Disappointed :-\
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Take this quarter. Go down to Chinatown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
:D
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pun4FAHc1rvo54fo1_500.gif)
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You sound Disappointed :-\
The tattoos were new as well!!!
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Any shredheads in here?
8)
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All you need to know about women.
Just be good looking.
this is truth