"Sigh"... Titanic. Lincoln. Need I say more. Oh yeah. Ridiculous.
Didnt know it was a well known joke, oh well , others post some funny ones and save the thread!
A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runsNah...
Nah...
Two to three minutes after she asks "the magic question": Where's my fucking pepper spray?!
About two years ago we walked into a bar on Friday night. Some guy sees me and nervously moved his wife's purse. Having no class: I laughed and told him "Don't worry, Man. I only steal purses on Saturdays". He and the wife left after a few minutes.
To be honest: It was close to midnight. :)
You should have told him "don't worry, I could buy you and everyone in here."
Nah...
Two to three minutes after she asks "the magic question", she is typically gagging on my dick.
I've broken in a few albinos broads into The Black Experience. They are usually dripping wet before penetration. These women orgasm for the first of many times within the first couple of minutes.
Nah...
Two to three minutes after she asks "the magic question", she is typically gagging on my dick.
I've broken in a few albinos broads into The Black Experience. They are usually dripping wet before penetration. These women orgasm for the first of many times within the first couple of minutes.
I'm friends with the bar owner and would have heard shit. A little ball-breaking is fine but going full retard in a place I've been going to for over 20 years didn't make sense.Damn you're old.
I know a white girl that has banged a ton of white guys... and a ton of black guys..
She said that the biggest dick that she has every seen was on a tall Irish/German guy. Dick was "thicker than a coke can, and shaped like a pyramid".
I'm not joking either. It's just what the slut said
Damn you're old.
Kids are in prison, LOL!
:D
Kids are in college, LOL!Right after I posted that I realized, if I was a drunk, I could be going to the same bar for 20 years also... :(
Right after I posted that I realized, if I was a drunk, I could be going to the same bar for 20 years also... :(
Nah...
Two to three minutes after she asks "the magic question", she is typically gagging on my dick.
I've broken in a few albinos broads into The Black Experience. They are usually dripping wet before penetration. These women orgasm for the first of many times within the first couple of minutes.
A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runs
^ ------ How AD2100 whants you to think it went down.
Closer to how it actually did ------------->.
;D :).
"Once you've had black...You be a single mother."
Ummm...AD (Albino Dick?) You do realize that an albino is:
A.D. are my initials, dipshit. If you want an albino dick to suck, contact one of your fellow male mutants, because I am not the fella for you. ;)
This be Getbig. 'N' sheit. Do as you please.??? :-\
I would recommend that you work on your english grammar. What you wrote above makes you appear to be an ignorant and uneducated person. Individuals who write like this become hard to take seriously. It also reflects quite poorly on the "race" with which you choose to identify yourself.
^ ------ How AD2100 whants you to think it went down.so you think afterAD2100 got fucked by a big black cock in prison, he still blows white guys? :-X
Closer to how it actually did ------------->.
;D :).
YouI do realize that an albino is:
al·bi·no.
[alˈbīˌnō]NOUN
1.a person or animal having a congenital absence of pigment in the skin and hair (which are white) and the eyes (which are typically pink).
Lordy but I hope ol' Doggity approves of my use of a cut and past for the above definition.
Dammit! Now Al "Hot" Doggity is gonna pull the racist card on me (after I made earlier progress in this thread) which he will then tell me is kinda sorta like a get outta jail free card except I'm white so that's a given and then I'm gonna pull a pull quote on him and he's gonna pull out his dicktonary (ebonical spelling) and ax me what my problems be misusing a word/phrase/term/whatevah and get all ghettofied on my caucasional self and remind me that I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark ally cuz it would be too difficult to see him unless he smiles and so we'd better meet at the mall.
Actual and FACTUAL orgins of people possessing melanin deficient white/pink raw-sausage like skin:
White skin Is a genetic mutation to Albinism!
You are a "race" of genetically recessive cast-offs of your [African]Black ancestral mother and father. In general, you look horrible and you smell even worse. That is in part why we kicked you OUT of Africa, and made you fend for yourselves in the hills and caves (hence you being cave-dweller/cavemen) of the Icebox now referred to as Europe. There you lost any semblance of civilization, having sex with children, and became an unwashed, stringy-haired race of SAVAGES that suppressed your women and slept in the same location as your farm animals. In such an environmentally harsh location devoid of significant natural resources, you became a race of unusually violent, intolerant people. You lost the natural connection to God and nature that other melanated people of the world human beings are naturally predisposed to possess.
??? :-\
I would recommend that you work on your english grammar. What you wrote above makes you appear to be an ignorant and uneducated person. Individuals who write like this become hard to take seriously. It also reflects quite poorly on the "race" with which you choose to identify yourself.
(http://imgit.org/i/2016/05/07/845e5df583b5cd94286bdd6deaf5f6b5.gif)I think almost every white racist wants the postive stereotypes blacks have.
YouI do realize that an albino is:
al·bi·no.
[alˈbīˌnō]NOUN
1.a person or animal having a congenital absence of pigment in the skin and hair (which are white) and the eyes (which are typically pink).
Lordy but I hope ol' Doggity approves of my use of a cut and past for the above definition.
Dammit! Now Al "Hot" Doggity is gonna pull the racist card on me (after I made earlier progress in this thread) which he will then tell me is kinda sorta like a get outta jail free card except I'm white so that's a given and then I'm gonna pull a pull quote on him and he's gonna pull out his dicktonary (ebonical spelling) and ax me what my problems be misusing a word/phrase/term/whatevah and get all ghettofied on my caucasional self and remind me that I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark ally cuz it would be too difficult to see him unless he smiles and so we'd better meet at the mall.
Actual and FACTUAL orgins of people possessing melanin deficient white/pink raw-sausage like skin:
White skin Is a genetic mutation to Albinism!
You are a "race" of genetically recessive cast-offs of your [African]Black ancestral mother and father. In general, you look horrible and you smell even worse. That is in part why we kicked you OUT of Africa, and made you fend for yourselves in the hills and caves (hence you being cave-dweller/cavemen) of the Icebox now referred to as Europe. There you lost any semblance of civilization, having sex with children, and became an unwashed, stringy-haired race of SAVAGES that suppressed your women and slept in the same location as your farm animals. In such an environmentally harsh location devoid of significant natural resources, you became a race of unusually violent, intolerant people. You lost the natural connection to God and nature that other melanated people of the world human beings are naturally predisposed to possess.
??? :-\
I would recommend that you work on your english grammar. What you wrote above makes you appear to be an ignorant and uneducated person. Individuals who write like this become hard to take seriously. It also reflects quite poorly on the "race" with which you choose to identify yourself.
Brutal truth in this post. Absolutely brutal honesty most "Causcasians" will never be able to handle.
You are a "race" of genetically recessive cast-offs of your [African]Black ancestral mother and father.
In general, you look horrible and you smell even worse.
That is in part why we kicked you OUT of Africa, and made you fend for yourselves in the hills and caves (hence you being cave-dweller/cavemen) of the Icebox now referred to as Europe. There you lost any semblance of civilization, having sex with children, and became an unwashed, stringy-haired race of SAVAGES that suppressed your women and slept in the same location as your farm animals.
In such an environmentally harsh location devoid of significant natural resources, you became a race of unusually violent, intolerant people.
You lost the natural connection to God and nature that other melanated people of the world human beings are naturally predisposed to possess.
??? :-\
He is writing so a black can understand. Thus, the added "'N' sheit".I realize what he is attempting to do, dummy. ::) I am SMARTER than you. ::)
Albino /= Caucasian.BS. how does white skin help in cold weather? I hate cold weather.
Scientists Find A DNA Change That Accounts For White Skin
Scientists said yesterday that they have discovered a tiny genetic mutation that largely explains the first appearance of white skin in humans tens of thousands of years ago, a finding that helps solve one of biology's most enduring mysteries and illuminates one of humanity's greatest sources of strife.
The work suggests that the skin-whitening mutation occurred by chance in a single individual after the first human exodus from Africa, when all people were brown-skinned. That person's offspring apparently thrived as humans moved northward into what is now Europe, helping to give rise to the lightest of the world's races.
Mutation, yes, but so what? That's how evolution works.
That's how people developed in the first place. Interesting how people jumped on the mutation bandwagon, yet disavow evolution, when this genetic mutation is EXACTLY that.
It has benefits for the cold weather climates.
BS. how does white skin help in cold weather? I hate cold weather.
The consensus among scientists has always been that lower levels of vitamin D at higher latitudes — where the sun is less intense — caused the lightening effect when modern humans, who began darker-skinned, first migrated north.bullshit. I'm white, and I need to take vit d, plus I fucking hating the cold. I would live all day in summer at the beach if i could.
But other factors might be at work, a new study suggests. From the varying effects of frostbite to the sexual preferences of early men, a host of theories have been reviewed.
Vitamin iDea
Vitamin D plays an important role in bone growth and the body's natural protection against certain diseases, and the inability to absorb enough in areas of less-powerful sunlight would have decreased life expectancies in our African ancestors. The further north they trekked, the more vitamin D they needed and the lighter they got over the generations, due to natural selection.
This explanation accounts for the world's gradients of skin color traveling south to north, the prevalence of vitamin D deficiency among African immigrants to higher latitudes, as well as the relatively darker skin of Canada's Inuit peoples, who have good levels of vitamin D despite living in the Arctic, due to their diet rich in oily fish.
- See more at: http://www.livescience.com/7863-people-white.html#sthash.qqq2hvPT.dpuf
Now, of course there are always opposing view, but this is what "most" scientists believe occurred. Maybe they are wrong, but it would make sense.
bullshit. I'm white, and I need to take vit d, plus I fucking hating the cold. I would live all day in summer at the beach if i could.
I'm just telling you what scientists say.Becuase scientist have never used science to justify their hate.
You can say it's bullshit, but I didn't make it up. I posted the direct link.
Maybe you know more than they do.
Becuase scientist have never used science to justify their hate.
You are a "race" of genetically recessive cast-offs of your [African]Black ancestral mother and father. In general, you look horrible and you smell even worse. That is in part why we kicked you OUT of Africa, and made you fend for yourselves in the hills and caves (hence you being cave-dweller/cavemen) of the Icebox now referred to as Europe.[/b] There you lost any semblance of civilization, having sex with children, and became an unwashed, stringy-haired race of SAVAGES that suppressed your women and slept in the same location as your farm animals. In such an environmentally harsh location devoid of significant natural resources, you became a race of unusually violent, intolerant people. You lost the natural connection to God and nature that other melanated people of the world human beings are naturally predisposed to possess
So according to you, blacks are actually the original bigots and white people inherited their hatred. You just described in detail how originally it was the black man who had all the characters of the white bigot you so much hate, I mean that's what you said.
Blacks are the original racists :D