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Title: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Army of One on May 15, 2016, 02:43:57 PM: ?
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Zillotch on May 15, 2016, 03:10:12 PM: Ring girl Carly Baker (obvious reasons):

(http://sportsmasher.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/CB14.jpg)

Also a prime version of Grace Kelly and Bo Derik… because, well, the dumb c unts deserve it.

As well as any Caucasian female specimen that looks this good or better:

(http://tn.new.fishki.net/26/upload/post/201310/25/1212048/gallery/63.jpg)
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Hulkotron on May 15, 2016, 03:21:50 PM: Quote from: Zillotch on May 15, 2016, 03:10:12 PM
Ring girl Carly Baker (obvious reasons):

(http://sportsmasher.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/CB14.jpg)

Also a prime version of Grace Kelly and Bo Derik… because, well, the dumb c unts deserve it.

As well as any Caucasian female specimen that looks this good or better:

(http://tn.new.fishki.net/26/upload/post/201310/25/1212048/gallery/63.jpg)

Pretty much sums it up, close thread.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: drkaje on May 15, 2016, 04:48:23 PM: Scarlett Johansson
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 15, 2016, 04:59:00 PM: John Goodman or Sir Issac Newton. Sur le herbe.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 15, 2016, 05:42:27 PM: Brad Pitt just so I could say I fucked Brad Pitt in the ass when girls gawk over him.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Spike on May 15, 2016, 05:50:16 PM: Kate Hudson

8)
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 15, 2016, 05:53:52 PM: In the library with the candlestick. Crudo.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why
Post by: Army of One on May 16, 2016, 04:55:10 AM: Quote from: Zillotch on May 15, 2016, 03:10:12 PM
Ring girl Carly Baker (obvious reasons):

(http://sportsmasher.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/CB14.jpg)

Also a prime version of Grace Kelly and Bo Derik… because, well, the dumb c unts deserve it.

As well as any Caucasian female specimen that looks this good or better:

(http://tn.new.fishki.net/26/upload/post/201310/25/1212048/gallery/63.jpg)

Is the 2nd one Jeremy renners ex wife?
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Zillotch on May 16, 2016, 07:19:35 AM: Quote from: Army of One on May 16, 2016, 04:55:10 AM
Is the 2nd one Jeremy renners ex wife?

Her name is Leilani Dowding:

(http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/leilani-dowding/leaves-the-gym-in-west-hollywood/Leilani%20Dowding%20in%20tights%20-03.jpg)
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 16, 2016, 07:53:41 AM: I'd take Jennifer Lawrence without hesitation. I'd post the photo of her ballon knot that's so clean it seems she's never taken a shit in her life but I know the mods will delete it.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 16, 2016, 07:54:47 AM: dani daniels. she's on snapchat ya know
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 16, 2016, 07:54:52 AM: Quote from: Zillotch on May 16, 2016, 07:19:35 AM
Her name is Leilani Dowding:

She's quite the beaut :-X

(http://www.famousbirthdays.com/headshots/leilani-dowding-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Nails on May 16, 2016, 07:58:58 AM: (http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/jessica-simpson/in-blue-dress-out-in-beverly-hills/Jessica-Simpson-in-Blue-Dress--10-662x1101.jpg)
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 16, 2016, 08:08:34 AM: Meghan Trainor :P

I like thick blondes and I can't deny.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: _bruce_ on May 16, 2016, 08:14:51 AM: Quote from: drkaje on May 15, 2016, 04:48:23 PM
Scarlett Johansson

Great choice - she seems fleshy and animalistic.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Fortress on May 16, 2016, 08:22:34 AM: Quote from: Nails on May 16, 2016, 07:58:58 AM
(http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/jessica-simpson/in-blue-dress-out-in-beverly-hills/Jessica-Simpson-in-Blue-Dress--10-662x1101.jpg)

Broad has nice titties. But(t) ...

She's nasty. No class or sense of sophistication. As you porked her poo pie-hole, she would be farting, belching and, likely, caking your crapper-crusader cocko with kaka.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 16, 2016, 08:26:39 AM: Quote from: oldtimer1 on May 16, 2016, 08:08:34 AM
Meghan Trainor :P

I like thick blondes and I can't deny.

Dear god she is repulsive but to each their own.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Fortress on May 16, 2016, 08:34:14 AM: Quote from: oldtimer1 on May 16, 2016, 08:08:34 AM
Meghan Trainor :P

I like thick blondes and I can't deny.

She's now a brunette, and I, too, would enjoy her soft, sexy body.

The other night she was on The Tonight Show, performing. Looked awesome in her dress. Check it out. I'm certain it'll be on YouTube.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 16, 2016, 09:32:06 AM: Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on May 16, 2016, 08:26:39 AM
Dear god she is repulsive but to each their own.

You must be an incredibly handsome guy if you would turn her down.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 16, 2016, 09:52:42 AM: I'm not reading the thread, but can someone please tally up how many votes Ron Avidan received?
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Svengoolie on May 16, 2016, 09:59:59 AM: Quote from: oldtimer1 on May 16, 2016, 09:32:06 AM

You must be an incredibly handsome guy if you would turn her down.

I love a thick girl but you can easily find a prettier one at the mall or gym. Meghan looks like Kelly Osbourne on an ugly day.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 16, 2016, 10:09:43 AM: Sasha Grey. Why? Take a guess............

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3751d92313c04d4b814461ddcbb9c2a2/tumblr_n7q5a4W26h1rb8tmvo1_400.gif)

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/8db55d02ff8612d744cc4dd58aa62f50/tumblr_n547clXeAr1smjc75o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 16, 2016, 10:33:45 AM: Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 16, 2016, 10:09:43 AM
Sasha Grey. Why? Take a guess............

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3751d92313c04d4b814461ddcbb9c2a2/tumblr_n7q5a4W26h1rb8tmvo1_400.gif)

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/8db55d02ff8612d744cc4dd58aa62f50/tumblr_n547clXeAr1smjc75o1_400.gif)

Sasha Grey with Anna Faith Carlson's face. 15/10
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: chadstallion on May 16, 2016, 10:33:59 AM: Tom Cruise
Bruce Jenner
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Spike on May 16, 2016, 02:11:07 PM: Quote from: oldtimer1 on May 16, 2016, 08:08:34 AM
Meghan Trainor :P

I like thick blondes and I can't deny.

That girl fell on her huge fat uncoordinated ass on the Tonight Show

Horrible and lazy/big girl fall on live TV
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Simple Simon on May 16, 2016, 02:17:46 PM: Quote from: oldtimer1 on May 16, 2016, 08:08:34 AM
Meghan Trainor :P

I like thick blondes and I can't deny.

Megan will always have one in the tube, she eats too much, messy job.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: chaos on May 16, 2016, 08:50:37 PM: Quote from: chadstallion on May 16, 2016, 10:33:59 AM
Tom Cruise
Bruce Jenner
No homo ??? :-X
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 16, 2016, 09:12:40 PM: Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on May 16, 2016, 10:33:45 AM

Sasha Grey with Anna Faith Carlson's face. 15/10

...and Alexandra Daddario's tits. The perfect female.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 17, 2016, 01:25:50 AM: Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 16, 2016, 10:09:43 AM
Sasha Grey. Why? Take a guess............

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3751d92313c04d4b814461ddcbb9c2a2/tumblr_n7q5a4W26h1rb8tmvo1_400.gif)

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/8db55d02ff8612d744cc4dd58aa62f50/tumblr_n547clXeAr1smjc75o1_400.gif)

best thing I've seen for weeks. Would wife (if she was not a porn slut)
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 17, 2016, 06:36:32 AM: Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 16, 2016, 09:12:40 PM
...and Alexandra Daddario's tits. The perfect female.

with Scarlett Johansen's voice.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Howard on May 17, 2016, 02:16:55 PM: Quote from: Tapeworm on May 15, 2016, 04:59:00 PM
John Goodman or Sir Issac Newton. Sur le herbe.

Newton never married, had kids or was ever seen on any date with any woman.
Only close friend was this one younger French mathematician named Fatio.
It was widely accepted that Newton had a nervous break down when Fatio left and returned to Paris.
Most likely a closet case, getbigger.

Having said that, I'd still try for a threesome with chunky John Goodman and Sir Issac, provided he wear that long powder wigs of curls.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Kwon on May 17, 2016, 03:40:00 PM: Threesome with Danny DeVito, Woody Allen and John Goodman would be great,
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: drkaje on May 17, 2016, 06:09:43 PM: Quote from: Kwon on May 17, 2016, 03:40:00 PM
Threesome with Danny DeVito, Woody Allen and John Goodman would be great,

Homo.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Kwon on May 17, 2016, 06:18:17 PM: Quote from: drkaje on May 17, 2016, 06:09:43 PM
Homo.

Wait a sec, did i forget to add the "No homo" at the end? If i did, you know it was implied.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Army of One on May 17, 2016, 07:06:31 PM: Quote from: Kwon on May 17, 2016, 03:40:00 PM
Threesome with Danny DeVito, Woody Allen and John Goodman would be great,

Arithmetic of peace
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Kwon on May 17, 2016, 07:14:31 PM: Quote from: Army of One on May 17, 2016, 07:06:31 PM
Arithmetic of peace

LOL it ain't a quad since i ain't participatin'! :D
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: drkaje on May 17, 2016, 07:22:31 PM: Quote from: Kwon on May 17, 2016, 07:14:31 PM
LOL it ain't a quad since i ain't participatin'! :D

Are you going to blame the Mods for this jizzoesque revelation?
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 18, 2016, 02:49:34 AM: I don't know if Anna Faith Carlson is a "Celeb" but damn son.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cin2qN1UgAE6hHb.jpg:large)

Dirtpipe.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Costanza on May 18, 2016, 02:57:10 AM: Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 18, 2016, 02:49:34 AM
I don't know if Anna Faith Carlson is a "Celeb" but damn son.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cin2qN1UgAE6hHb.jpg:large)

Dirtpipe.

Dzamn I'd love to hit that dirt road but Costanza's 5.9incher wouldn't get past them cheeks.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 18, 2016, 07:22:40 AM: Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 18, 2016, 02:49:34 AM
I don't know if Anna Faith Carlson is a "Celeb" but damn son.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cin2qN1UgAE6hHb.jpg:large)

Dirtpipe.

Must be a little photoshop action because she never had much of an ass before.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 18, 2016, 08:46:14 AM: Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on May 18, 2016, 07:22:40 AM
Must be a little photoshop action because she never had much of an ass before.

I think it's growing dude. I saw a pic of her in a bikini on her IG and it looked pretty legit.

God, I love chicks with tight waists.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Thespritz0 on May 18, 2016, 08:51:59 AM: Jennifer Lopez, no pulling out and NO rubber... ;D
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 18, 2016, 09:06:23 AM: Quote from: Pray_4_War on May 18, 2016, 08:46:14 AM
I think it's growing dude. I saw a pic of her in a bikini on her IG and it looked pretty legit.

God, I love chicks with tight waists.

Tight waste but also drop dead gorgeous. This broad is sick! I'd probably have a perpetual 24/7 hard on if I was near her. She'd dump me from being exhausted.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: affeman on May 18, 2016, 09:08:37 AM: Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on May 17, 2016, 01:25:50 AM
best thing I've seen for weeks. Would wife (if she was not a porn slut)

Would it turn you on if that was your wife?

(http://greatimg.com/img1.jpg)
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: calfzilla on May 18, 2016, 09:09:16 AM: Quote from: affeman on May 18, 2016, 09:08:37 AM
Would it turn you on if that was your wife?

(http://greatimg.com/c35cf.jpg)

I've seen that vid 8)
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Fortress on May 18, 2016, 09:21:06 AM: Not into plowing girls in the crapper, but if I can do so in the vagina, I'd welcome the opportunity to achieve penetration with the following:

Amy Adams
Melissa Benoist
Kirsten Dunst
Sharon Case

... and many more
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 18, 2016, 09:33:13 AM: I wonder if a bunch of celebs are on a message board somewhere, asking "Which getbiggers would you most like to let up your dirtpipe".

I'm sure it happens more than we realize.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Grape Ape on May 18, 2016, 09:43:37 AM: Going out on a limb here but thinking we've seen the last of affeman......
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: njflex on May 18, 2016, 09:47:24 AM: Quote from: Fortress on May 18, 2016, 09:21:06 AM
Not into plowing girls in the crapper, but if I can do so in the vagina, I'd welcome the opportunity to achieve penetration with the following:

Amy Adams
Melissa Benoist
Kirsten Dunst
Sharon Case

... and many more
amy adams is a sexy redhead ,didn't realize her body'ass'wise until she did the 2nd night of the museum movie,,another one is Rachel mcadams 'love her face'her ass in wedding crashers in her 'night wear'was on point.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Fortress on May 18, 2016, 09:51:30 AM: Quote from: njflex on May 18, 2016, 09:47:24 AM
amy adams is a sexy redhead ,didn't realize her body'ass'wise until she did the 2nd night of the museum movie,,another one is Rachel mcadams 'love her face'her ass in wedding crashers in her 'night wear'was on point.

Nice call on Rachel. She has a killer body and face.

I'd say her look in The Notebook is approaching my idea of perfect.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 18, 2016, 09:57:29 AM: rachel mcadams is like 38 and super hot. she was easy on the eyes in that crappy hbo detective series.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: njflex on May 18, 2016, 10:02:22 AM: Quote from: Fortress on May 18, 2016, 09:51:30 AM
Nice call on Rachel. She has a killer body and face.

I'd say her look in The Notebook is approaching my idea of perfect.
8),she is one of my fav's.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 18, 2016, 10:16:30 AM: Quote from: Grape Ape on May 18, 2016, 09:43:37 AM
Going out on a limb here but thinking we've seen the last of affeman......

often, the mods just delete the pornographic images. It often takes several offenses to get banned.

legal disclaimer:
The opinion of FitnessFrenzy does not necessarily reflect official Getbig mod opinions and guidelines
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: old-school-lifter on May 18, 2016, 11:12:50 PM: that blonde chick on "flip or flop" Tv show and also that mixed one on "fixer upper"- they both really do it for me

the one on fixer upper- is she part Asian/Cherokee?
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: calfzilla on May 18, 2016, 11:16:05 PM: Quote from: old-school-lifter on May 18, 2016, 11:12:50 PM
that blonde chick on "flip or flop" Tv show and also that mixed one on "fixer upper"- they both really do it for me

the one on fixer upper- is she part Asian/Cherokee?

Christina is the blonde (already claimed by Johnny falcon)

The other chick is Joanna. I believe she is half Chinese
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Skeletor on May 18, 2016, 11:17:59 PM: (http://www.laughspark.info/uploadfiles/alexandra-daddario-2014-primetime-emmy-a-635677496910679276-11463.jpg)

(http://www.rantlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Christina-Hendricks-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: njflex on May 19, 2016, 05:28:33 AM: Quote from: Skeletor on May 18, 2016, 11:17:59 PM
(http://www.laughspark.info/uploadfiles/alexandra-daddario-2014-primetime-emmy-a-635677496910679276-11463.jpg)

(http://www.rantlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Christina-Hendricks-1.jpg)
anna Kendrick literally pours out of her dresses...
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 19, 2016, 06:31:53 AM: Quote from: njflex on May 19, 2016, 05:28:33 AM
anna Kendrick literally pours out of her dresses...

Well then the bitch needs to wear bigger dresses.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: johnnynoname on May 19, 2016, 06:35:24 AM: flawed thread because I can't find a modern day female celebrity who isn't totally fuckable

I mean- even a nebbish like Jeanne Garafalo can get it
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 19, 2016, 06:38:42 AM: Quote from: old-school-lifter on May 18, 2016, 11:12:50 PM
that blonde chick on "flip or flop" Tv show and also that mixed one on "fixer upper"- they both really do it for me

the one on fixer upper- is she part Asian/Cherokee?

Love the FLip or Flop whore, especially when she has the black tights and white tank on. Pause TV and fap fap fap. She recently popped out two more kids in the last two years. She's heading down the path of no redemption.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Brianthehulk on May 20, 2016, 01:08:16 AM: Carla Gugino...awesome for her age.
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 20, 2016, 04:07:04 AM: Quote from: Skeletor on May 18, 2016, 11:17:59 PM
(http://www.laughspark.info/uploadfiles/alexandra-daddario-2014-primetime-emmy-a-635677496910679276-11463.jpg)

extremely hot. Would wrap her sweaty dress around my head and jerk off to porno videos (no Donny)
Title: Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
Post by: Marty Champions on May 20, 2016, 05:40:35 AM: love that souless godless pale bitch^^^^^^^