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Title: Wes-Haven...Sort Of Like Zane Haven.
Post by: Fallsview on May 16, 2016, 04:37:33 PM

Kudos to our very own Wes....

Come to the NY and experience the pure Atlantic Ocean air at Wes Haven.

Workout daily with Wes.

Daily seminars from Wes include:

1) Grocery Shopping-More Bang For Your SSI Buck On A Fixed Income.

2) How Not To Break A Hip.

3) Staying Regular.

4) Your guide to OTC drugs. Geritol, Evening Primrose Oil, Stool Softeners and much much more.

etc. etc.

5) Sit And Be Fit exercises and making ankle weights your friend.

Take advantage of Wes's very own Flotation Tubs. Float effortlessly in a bathtub filled with Epson salt while relaxing to Yanni and Chuck Mangione.

Meditate in Wes's own Secret Garden. Not available on Thursdays due to back ally garbage pick up.

Enjoy a complimentary silver sneakers breakfast of black coffee, prune juice and Activia yogurt.

Early bird dinners everynight of protein enriched meatloaf, green beens and mashed potatoes.

Complimentary bottled water every night.

All this knowledge and services for $1500wk.






MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Wes-Haven...Sort Of Like Zane Haven.
Post by: Nether Animal on May 16, 2016, 04:42:53 PM

Early candidate for worst poster 2016. Something tells me this isn't your inaugural nomination.

Title: Re: Wes-Haven...Sort Of Like Zane Haven.
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on May 16, 2016, 05:39:34 PM

Fucking shit from you as usual

Are you fat Alex???

Title: Re: Wes-Haven...Sort Of Like Zane Haven.
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 16, 2016, 07:03:28 PM

Lame.

Props to older trainers for staying with it all these years.  It gets much harder once you hit your mid 40's.  Staying natty into your senior years requires 10x more dedication and tenacity than a drug assisted trainer.

Title: Re: Wes-Haven...Sort Of Like Zane Haven.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 16, 2016, 08:06:35 PM

Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on May 16, 2016, 05:39:34 PM

Fucking shit from you as usual

Are you fat Alex???

Might be.....but his posts are so retardedly stupid I'd suggest it is a Howard gimmick

Title: Re: Wes-Haven...Sort Of Like Zane Haven.
Post by: calfzilla on May 16, 2016, 08:09:48 PM

Even better than the live with Craig Titus promotion.

Title: Re: Wes-Haven...Sort Of Like Zane Haven.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 17, 2016, 03:18:15 AM

Ballsview should be banned from starting new topics

Title: Re: Wes-Haven...Sort Of Like Zane Haven.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 17, 2016, 03:20:56 AM

Fallsview, let tbombz give you the gift, and then go to a hospital where there is no internet. Thanks.

Title: Re: Wes-Haven...Sort Of Like Zane Haven.
Post by: falco on May 17, 2016, 05:32:47 AM

Funny post, some great laughs overhere.

Still, Wes is cool in my book.

Title: Re: Wes-Haven...Sort Of Like Zane Haven.
Post by: CalvinH on May 17, 2016, 05:42:48 AM

Meh

Title: Re: Wes-Haven...Sort Of Like Zane Haven.
Post by: funk51 on May 17, 2016, 10:44:54 AM

 :'( :'( :'( :'(  you shouldn't make fun, when arnold seeked advices he would turn to tim...