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Title: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Julio Ceasar on May 20, 2016, 04:20:58 PM
She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....

Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me :(....
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: C-BuZz on May 20, 2016, 04:23:25 PM
Bang her asshole, grab some happy snaps of her gaping asshole for getbig, move on with your life....

Profit  ???
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Kwon on May 20, 2016, 04:24:21 PM
She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....

Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me :(....

You mean thighs, not tights Julius.
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Tapeworm on May 20, 2016, 04:24:58 PM
Common issue for transexuals.  You're dating a dude.
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Julio Ceasar on May 20, 2016, 04:26:31 PM
She is nice and very friendly. But a girl with small tits and flat ass...how can I go on with something like that? Suddenly understand why she like me so much. I'm the fitness dude she dream of but no one else in the gym want a flat ass girl...
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Julio Ceasar on May 20, 2016, 04:27:33 PM
You mean thighs, not tights Julius.

Haha yes
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: da_vinci on May 20, 2016, 04:43:11 PM
Well that would ruin my day for sure, that's a serious letdown. Pretty much a solid proof there's no god.
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Chidoman on May 20, 2016, 06:14:01 PM
(http://imgit.org/i/2016/05/21/1a3f0b16bbd25a3f54ae48b43d6328f1.jpg)

Marriage Material Bud!!... ;D
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 20, 2016, 06:35:16 PM
You don't go on. You move on. 
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Slapper on May 20, 2016, 07:34:31 PM
She is nice and very friendly. But a girl with small tits and flat ass...how can I go on with something like that? Suddenly understand why she like me so much. I'm the fitness dude she dream of but no one else in the gym want a flat ass girl...

What if she were loaded with money? I bet you wouldn't be having such a dilemma.

You hit. You run. What makes YOU think she wants more of you than the fantasy-filled one-nighter?
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: calfzilla on May 20, 2016, 07:36:05 PM
Post pics of this ass-less wonder.
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Hulkotron on May 20, 2016, 07:36:14 PM
(http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/838953347.jpg)
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Slapper on May 20, 2016, 07:39:05 PM
(http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/838953347.jpg)

I give it a six rolls of toilet paper.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDbjmAs8UBS02dZ3j7ChH3taiPZWyPVj2_pb0T6ytYykoqiPI37g)

By the time she turns 50 you'll be wiping her ass because her arms are not going to reach the Mason-Dixon line.
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: TheShape. on May 20, 2016, 08:28:56 PM
(http://imgit.org/i/2016/05/21/1a3f0b16bbd25a3f54ae48b43d6328f1.jpg)

Marriage Material Bud!!... ;D
Sad!
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Ken Fresno on May 20, 2016, 10:24:42 PM
She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....

Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me :(....

I saw some chick on tinder that stated you must squat and deadlift at least 70kgs to swipe right on her.

"How about you get back to the cardio section and shut the fuck up eh, love."
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: SuperTed on May 21, 2016, 01:10:59 AM
No ass. No glory.
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 21, 2016, 03:45:39 AM
She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....

Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me :(....

when you go on a date with her, tell her how wonderful it was when you got a blowjob from a tranny.
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Powerlift66 on May 21, 2016, 04:07:25 AM
Even just a Getbigger "finding a girl" is an amazing and very rare feat.

Hit it and quit it...  :o
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on May 21, 2016, 04:51:26 AM
She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....

Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me :(....

I had a chick hit on me in the gym who had no ass or tits and abs sticking out. It just wasn't attractive.

When I did nothing she got a massive pair of bolt ons put in and started training the same bodyparts and same time I did. Still not attractive and now a stalker  ::)
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: _aj_ on May 21, 2016, 05:42:13 AM
I saw some chick on tinder that stated you must squat and deadlift at least 70kgs to swipe right on her.

"How about you get back to the cardio section and shut the fuck up eh, love."

She must be a Getbigger. She has standards.
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on May 21, 2016, 09:18:05 AM
I had a chick hit on me in the gym who had no ass or tits and abs sticking out. It just wasn't attractive.

When I did nothing she got a massive pair of bolt ons put in and started training the same bodyparts and same time I did. Still not attractive and now a stalker  ::)

Happens the best of us
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: HTexan on May 21, 2016, 12:19:43 PM
She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....

Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me :(....
maybe she is "ingured"  :D
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: calfzilla on May 21, 2016, 12:20:29 PM
maybe she is "ingured"  :D

 :D ha ha
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: falco on May 21, 2016, 12:49:50 PM
maybe she is "ingured"  :D

(http://replygif.net/i/817.gif)
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Hulkotron on May 21, 2016, 01:52:18 PM
Fucked by fellà
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: Dr.J on May 22, 2016, 12:34:34 PM
This tread is useless without a picture!!
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: syntaxmachine on May 23, 2016, 08:24:38 PM
This tread is useless without a picture!!

(http://www.sensorprod.com/glossary/tire-tread-design/tire-tread-design.jpg)
Title: Re: Found a girl on tinder...
Post by: calfzilla on May 23, 2016, 08:36:06 PM
(http://www.sensorprod.com/glossary/tire-tread-design/tire-tread-design.jpg)

Grooves not deep enough, would not hit.