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Title: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: _aj_ on May 21, 2016, 03:44:31 PM
So, my wife and I are spending the weekend hitting the trails in the white mountains of NH and as we were headed to the hike this morning, I spied an interesting looking mountain in the distance. Something about the mountain's shape reminded me of something... In a flash, it came to me and I just managed to stop myself before I blurted out:

"Wow, that mountain is exactly the same shape as a prime Arnold's right bicep"

Thank God I managed to save myself the looks of incredulous loathing that might have come off my wife upon hearing that.

It made me think of all the places where it accidentally slipped out that I know ANYTHING about the BB "scene" ( ::) oh brother). Christ, all the times that I had to carry a BB mag to the newsstand counter is bad enough. Just seeing a huge black muscleman and saying, "oh, hey. It's Ronnie Coleman!" Is enough to be outed.

Fuck this stupid "sport"
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 21, 2016, 03:54:24 PM
Haha, fag.
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: dr.chimps on May 21, 2016, 04:00:56 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: calfzilla on May 21, 2016, 04:43:40 PM
No pics of the mountain  ???
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Twaddle on May 21, 2016, 04:49:44 PM
This thread is eerily similar to one of Howard's ramblings.   :-\
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: BayGBM on May 21, 2016, 04:55:37 PM
Haha, fag.

A self hating fag. :'(
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Tapeworm on May 21, 2016, 04:56:25 PM
One bro in my History of Bodybuilding class kept saying that sequined thongs were ineffective so the instructor threw one at his head.  Drew blood and everything.
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: devilsmile on May 21, 2016, 05:07:43 PM
You're coming closer to the light! Just a little more.

Do you agree with me when I say that looking how human beings have excelled in sports to a super high level, men and women, with women out performing men in many occations, bodyuilding just doesn't seem very impressive and people have grown out of that because there's nothing to it. There is a cult of supporters of these pro bodybuilders and rich piana type people but generally speaking they are the minority in this world.

Bodybuilding did have its era, women stuttered when they asked arnold about his faverut type of woman, but now days people appreciate ability and performance.
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 21, 2016, 06:11:04 PM
I do remember the walk of shame when in the check out line to buy a copy of Flex magazine with Ronnie or someone like that on the cover.
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: calfzilla on May 21, 2016, 06:15:48 PM
I do remember the walk of shame when in the check out line to buy a copy of Flex magazine with Ronnie or someone like that on the cover.

X2 but was Muscular Decelopment.
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: _aj_ on May 21, 2016, 06:26:26 PM
X2 but was Muscular Decelopment.

"It's for my research"
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 21, 2016, 06:59:11 PM
X2 but was Muscular Decelopment.

That too.  lol.
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: OneMoreRep on May 21, 2016, 08:05:14 PM
You're coming closer to the light! Just a little more.

Do you agree with me when I say that looking how human beings have excelled in sports to a super high level, men and women, with women out performing men in many occations, bodyuilding just doesn't seem very impressive and people have grown out of that because there's nothing to it. There is a cult of supporters of these pro bodybuilders and rich piana type people but generally speaking they are the minority in this world.

Bodybuilding did have its era, women stuttered when they asked arnold about his faverut type of woman, but now days people appreciate ability and performance.

True..

"1"
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: calfzilla on May 21, 2016, 08:09:22 PM
That too.  lol.

It felt like I was buying gay porn. Would walk up to the cash register, avoided eye contact and prayed the clerk would not make any comments.  :(
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: The True Adonis on May 21, 2016, 08:26:35 PM
So, my wife and I are spending the weekend hitting the trails in the white mountains of NH and as we were headed to the hike this morning, I spied an interesting looking mountain in the distance. Something about the mountain's shape reminded me of something... In a flash, it came to me and I just managed to stop myself before I blurted out:

"Wow, that mountain is exactly the same shape as a prime Arnold's right bicep"

Thank God I managed to save myself the looks of incredulous loathing that might have come off my wife upon hearing that.

It made me think of all the places where it accidentally slipped out that I know ANYTHING about the BB "scene" ( ::) oh brother). Christ, all the times that I had to carry a BB mag to the newsstand counter is bad enough. Just seeing a huge black muscleman and saying, "oh, hey. It's Ronnie Coleman!" Is enough to be outed.

Fuck this stupid "sport"
Everytime I see an obese woman I exclaim, "Arms look just like Ronnie Coleman's", "Calves like Tom Platz".
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Taffin on May 21, 2016, 08:56:09 PM
One bro in my History of Bodybuilding class kept saying that sequined thongs were ineffective so the instructor threw one at his head.  Drew blood and everything.

Excuse me but thats BS - I've trained everyone from Joe Public to Agent Blahino, and the number one rule is that there are NEVER sequins in the thong training room!




 ;)
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Royalty on May 22, 2016, 03:05:36 AM
Everytime I see an obese woman I exclaim, "Arms look just like Ronnie Coleman's", "Calves like Tom Platz".

"Neck like Jeff King"
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: CalvinH on May 23, 2016, 06:43:18 AM
"Neck like Jeff King"

''Lack of arms like AJ"
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: _aj_ on May 23, 2016, 07:42:53 AM
''Lack of arms like AJ"

It's funny cause it's true.
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 23, 2016, 08:20:15 AM
(http://i64.tinypic.com/2ennkgp.jpg)
 ;D
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Spike on May 23, 2016, 09:18:33 AM
It's only gay if you want it to be , broseph
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: a_pupil on May 23, 2016, 10:54:47 AM
that awkward feeling when you have to explain to some one that the guy he is going to the gym to look like is on multiple grams of gear. then having to show your superior bodybuilding knowledge when he tries to argue for said person's nattie status.
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Mitch on May 23, 2016, 10:57:06 AM
glutes pic of the mountain, please.
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Taffin on May 23, 2016, 11:06:24 AM
You know those pictures that make you just stop and think... and think... (no homo)

Sweet!  :D

(http://i64.tinypic.com/2ennkgp.jpg)
 ;D
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Kwon on May 23, 2016, 01:30:06 PM
(http://i64.tinypic.com/2ennkgp.jpg)
 ;D

I mean, that's suck a flawless picture.

There is nothing you can complain about in that legendary photo.

Just perfect. (No Homo)
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: a_pupil on May 23, 2016, 02:27:19 PM
I mean, that's suck a flawless picture.

There is nothing you can complain about in that legendary photo.

Just perfect. (No Homo)


-lacks mass in the obliques
-too tall and stringy
-too proportionate, nothing stands out
-no glute striations
-posing trunks don't meet the 2016 regulations
-not enough homoerotic undertones
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Disqus on May 23, 2016, 05:16:15 PM
I mean, that's suck a flawless picture.

There is nothing you can complain about in that legendary photo.

Just perfect. (No Homo)


X2
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Tapeworm on May 23, 2016, 05:32:38 PM
Don't be such an obsequious yes-man, Dingus.
Title: Re: Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB
Post by: Powerlift66 on May 24, 2016, 12:29:49 PM
(http://www.pigtrip.net/photos/MMSH/MMSH-sign.jpg)