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Title: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: Fallsview on May 25, 2016, 08:23:06 AM
Men train sometimes with no shirt on.

Walk around casually in the locker room nude.

Spread the newspaper across the bench press.

Do most exercises wrong.

Talk very loudly.

Usually have mouth open.

Some smell of Ben-Gay.

Never wipe up sweat.

Usually have a gold cross or Italian Horn on.

Drive Cadillacs.

Circuit train.

ROM horrible.

Sit in Sauna after workouts for over an hour.

So far in 5 years 4 Seniors have died in the sauna.

Young people are whippersnappers.

Wes and Walter...this hits home.






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Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: MorganSA on May 25, 2016, 09:22:23 AM
"So far in 5 years 4 Seniors have died in the sauna.".. ....that is seriously an indication of a lot of old people in your gym......should be first point too :)
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: BlackMetallic on May 25, 2016, 09:30:05 AM
Men train sometimes with no shirt on.

Walk around casually in the locker room nude.

Spread the newspaper across the bench press.

Do most exercises wrong.

Talk very loudly.

Usually have mouth open.

Some smell of Ben-Gay.

Never wipe up sweat.

Usually have a gold cross or Italian Horn on.

Drive Cadillacs.

Circuit train.

ROM horrible.

Sit in Sauna after workouts for over an hour.

So far in 5 years 4 Seniors have died in the sauna.

Young people are whippersnappers.

Wes and Walter...this hits home.






MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thats why i dont workout at the Y
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: Voice of Doom on May 25, 2016, 09:31:31 AM
Stay Positive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: wes on May 25, 2016, 10:18:09 AM
Wes trains like a true freak,not some old feeble fag like the OP.
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 25, 2016, 10:26:11 AM
I train harder than all the youngins in the gym. Dats a fact Jack. Wes, Walter and I are badasses. Through Coach in there too.
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: Fallsview on May 25, 2016, 10:36:17 AM
I train harder than all the youngins in the gym. Dats a fact Jack. Wes, Walter and I are badasses. Through Coach in there too.

Its 10:35am, what are you guys having for dinner? How are those new white New Balance sneakers feeling?





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Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: Taffin on May 25, 2016, 10:37:09 AM
Ben Gay walks around the locker room nude with his Italian Horn on..?   :o :o
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 25, 2016, 10:40:15 AM
Its 10:35am, what are you guys having for dinner? How are those new white New Balance sneakers feeling?





MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I am wearing my High top Red Under Armor B Ball shoes as we speak. ;)
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 25, 2016, 10:47:45 AM
They give great hand jobs in the sauna. 
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: Fallsview on May 25, 2016, 10:53:39 AM
Maybe the Silver Sneakers came tell me why old people, work out first then sit and pass out in the sauna? Had an old timer bike 80 miles, came to the gym, went into the sauna and died.

Why are old people drawn to the sauna like moths to a light?

What do they think they are doing besides putting much stress on the heart.






MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 25, 2016, 11:29:33 AM


Why are old people drawn to the sauna like moths to a light?



For the awesome handjobs.
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: SilverSpoon on May 25, 2016, 02:35:27 PM
I never understood the two old guys who would use the hand dryers to dry their sacks.

Who knew old people were so flexible?

What a fucking disturbing image to see when one walks into the locker room.

Still beat the old millionaire who liked to smear his own feces all over the stall.
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 26, 2016, 08:49:52 AM


this guy needs a getbig handle
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: Taffin on May 26, 2016, 11:13:47 AM


Still beat the old millionaire who liked to smear his own feces all over the stall.

 :o :o ??? ???
Title: Re: Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members
Post by: HTexan on May 26, 2016, 12:56:34 PM
I don't get not wearing a shirt in the gym.  Besides being gross as fuck for other people. There is fucking AC in the gym it's not hot.