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Title: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 25, 2016, 11:34:33 AM
I met this Israeli chick, tall, slender  nice boobs and round ass which is rare for tall chicks.  She's super affectionate and super cool.  But for some reason when she speaks in her strong Israeli accent it sounds like she's being a super kunty bitch.  She's not being a bitch at all but I guess it's just the accent and facial gestures.  Sort of how Asians always look shifty and up to no good because of their squinty eyes.  I read about resting bitch face where women just look bitchy all the time.  I get defensive at times when she's asking me a question even though there's no intent to be mean.  Any of you guys deal with chicks with these odd characteristics?
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: calfzilla on May 25, 2016, 11:36:23 AM
Hmm...is she ingured?
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 25, 2016, 11:37:43 AM
Hmm...is she ingured?
No, no aksidents but she is Israeli which means she might be close to having downs
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: calfzilla on May 25, 2016, 12:02:54 PM
I think we will need pics of this "round ass" before getbig can help you.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: Kwon on May 25, 2016, 12:38:05 PM
Define "round ass" on this 190 cm tall chick.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: Fortress on May 25, 2016, 06:08:44 PM
Plow her in the crapper.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 25, 2016, 06:23:48 PM
Define "round ass" on this 190 cm tall chick.
Round as in round and not flat. Round where you can grab a check like a volleyball. Not obese like some of the pigs posted here. 
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: Hulkotron on May 25, 2016, 06:29:44 PM
I met this Israeli chick, tall, slender  nice boobs and round ass which is rare for tall chicks.  She's super affectionate and super cool.  But for some reason when she speaks in her strong Israeli accent it sounds like she's being a super kunty bitch.  She's not being a bitch at all but I guess it's just the accent and facial gestures.  Sort of how Asians always look shifty and up to no good because of their squinty eyes.  I read about resting bitch face where women just look bitchy all the time.  I get defensive at times when she's asking me a question even though there's no intent to be mean.  Any of you guys deal with chicks with these odd characteristics?


 :D
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 25, 2016, 06:36:57 PM
Plow her in the crapper.
No doubt. Going to eat her pus for a while tomorrow night then her ass then her pus then fuck forever since I'm on tren and anti ds
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: Kwon on May 25, 2016, 07:46:37 PM
No doubt. Going to eat her pus for a while tomorrow night then her ass then her pus then fuck forever since I'm on tren and anti ds


Eww, why eat her pus? Is she infected?

Sure, pus is protein-rich but there are a lot of dead leukocytes as well.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 25, 2016, 07:54:36 PM
Be prepared to give her your Getbig American Express Black card or she'll let you know how inadequate you are

Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 25, 2016, 08:08:53 PM

Eww, why eat her pus? Is she infected?

Sure, pus is protein-rich but there are a lot of dead leukocytes as well.

Pus not puss.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 25, 2016, 08:14:31 PM
Be prepared to give her your Getbig American Express Black card or she'll let you know how inadequate you are



I doubt it'll get that far. This is purely physical. She's tall, I'm tall.  We physically are perfectly compatible.  But I know she'd jet if I ever tell her my pov on Israel but luckily so far politics and Israel haven't been in the convo. 
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: Kwon on May 26, 2016, 07:07:46 AM
Pus not puss.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pus
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 26, 2016, 07:38:39 AM
I met this Israeli chick, tall, slender  nice boobs and round ass which is rare for tall chicks.  She's super affectionate and super cool.  But for some reason when she speaks in her strong Israeli accent it sounds like she's being a super kunty bitch.  She's not being a bitch at all but I guess it's just the accent and facial gestures.  Sort of how Asians always look shifty and up to no good because of their squinty eyes.  I read about resting bitch face where women just look bitchy all the time.  I get defensive at times when she's asking me a question even though there's no intent to be mean.  Any of you guys deal with chicks with these odd characteristics?


Once you get defensive, you've lost control for a moment, so just stay calm.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 26, 2016, 07:52:47 AM
Once you get defensive, you've lost control for a moment, so just stay calm.

That's the funny part.  It's the way it sounds.  Like an eastern Europe thing where they just sound bitchy.  I dated a Ukrainian chick a while back that was the same way.  Always sounded mad when she spoke because of the strong accent.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 26, 2016, 12:07:25 PM
That's the funny part.  It's the way it sounds.  Like an eastern Europe thing where they just sound bitchy.  I dated a Ukrainian chick a while back that was the same way.  Always sounded mad when she spoke because of the strong accent.

Ha I hear you, and the same goes for Scandinavian women who sound grumpy when they speak.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 07, 2016, 08:37:32 AM
So I thought I found my Unicorn of a female.  Tall, nice ass and tits but, there's always a but.  She's a loud as fuck snorer.  We fucked, went to sleep and about 30 minutes later I thought my landscaper showed up at 1:00 AM.  For some reason it made me laugh.  I barely slept, hit it again this morning and went home to shower and head to work.  I'll need a nap.  Wonder if she'd be offended if I offered her some nasal strips.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: Pray_4_War on June 07, 2016, 08:40:21 AM
So I thought I found my Unicorn of a female.  Tall, nice ass and tits but, there's always a but.  She's a loud as fuck snorer.  We fucked, went to sleep and about 30 minutes later I thought my landscaper showed up at 1:00 AM.  For some reason it made me laugh.  I barely slept, hit it again this morning and went home to shower and head to work.  I'll need a nap.  Wonder if she'd be offended if I offered her some nasal strips.

Not a problem, get that bitch in to the doctor and have them fix her deviated septum.  Either that or invest in some ear plus.  lol.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on June 07, 2016, 08:47:12 AM
Looks like you avoided falling for the well-known logical fallacy of drawing a false conclusions by affirming the consequent: Post c.unt ergo propter c.unt.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 07, 2016, 08:49:58 AM
Not a problem, get that bitch in to the doctor and have them fix her deviated septum.  Either that or invest in some ear plus.  lol.

next time I'll roll over and clip a clothes pin on her nose and see if she notices.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: Yamcha on June 07, 2016, 08:58:15 AM
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Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: Las Vegas on June 07, 2016, 10:29:15 AM
So I thought I found my Unicorn of a female.  Tall, nice ass and tits but, there's always a but.  She's a loud as fuck snorer.  We fucked, went to sleep and about 30 minutes later I thought my landscaper showed up at 1:00 AM.  For some reason it made me laugh.  I barely slept, hit it again this morning and went home to shower and head to work.  I'll need a nap.  Wonder if she'd be offended if I offered her some nasal strips.

Help her out, man.  It might be up to you to see she doesn't get fucked up from it.  Snoring isn't a good sign for future health and well-being.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 07, 2016, 10:43:03 AM
Help her out, man.  It might be up to you to see she doesn't get fucked up from it.  Snoring isn't a good sign for future health and well-being.

Nice way to ask her?  "Hey babe, great sex last night but you snore like a fucking lawn mower, want to see a doctor about it?"
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: Las Vegas on June 07, 2016, 10:44:59 AM
Nice way to ask her?  "Hey babe, great sex last night but you snore like a fucking lawn mower, want to see a doctor about it?"

Tell her point-blank it will fuck her up.  Snoring is one of the worst things out there for a person's health, for so many reasons.
Title: Re: Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts
Post by: Yamcha on June 08, 2016, 05:38:34 AM
Tell her you lost an uncle to snoring related illnesses

and tell her that you care