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Title: UFC is about to be revolutionized!
Post by: 2scared2post on May 26, 2016, 10:16:08 PM

Title: Re: UFC is about to be revolutionized!
Post by: C-BuZz on May 26, 2016, 10:26:45 PM

Takes a bundle of towels for when his biceps explode oil all over the canvas.

3 x 5 second rounds. He will gas out if its 6 second rounds.

Title: Re: UFC is about to be revolutionized!
Post by: Raymondo on May 26, 2016, 10:38:03 PM

A bantamweight could beat the living daylights out of Piana.

Title: Re: UFC is about to be revolutionized!
Post by: Europe on May 27, 2016, 04:11:00 AM

any flyweight would beat Piana into living pulp!

Title: Re: UFC is about to be revolutionized!
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 27, 2016, 04:16:52 AM

Quote from: C-BuZz on May 26, 2016, 10:26:45 PM

Takes a bundle of towels for when his biceps explode oil all over the canvas.

3 x 5 second rounds. He will gas out if its 6 second rounds.

6 rounds?... he wouldn't make it 2 rounds.

Title: Re: UFC is about to be revolutionized!
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on May 27, 2016, 04:23:11 AM

Strategy to defeat Piana in MMA, bodybuilding, etc:

Secretly mix Speedy Dry in with his next protein drink.  All the oil circulating through his lumpy body will be absorbed and then he will look like this athlete:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2b/7f/5e/2b7f5e33c536a783df10b475ffbdc8a7.jpg)