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Title: Asses on women
Post by: Thong Maniac on May 28, 2016, 02:19:32 PM
how are women getting these ridiculous looking bubble asses now? is it just now that its "cool", these women are rocking spandex so u see more of them around?
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Hulkotron on May 28, 2016, 02:21:34 PM
I believe so yes
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Kwon on May 28, 2016, 02:24:37 PM
Asses have always been cool.

Late 1800s - Early 1900s

(https://www.dinprint.se/image_uploads/1521/anders_zorn_woman_walking_in_forest__medium.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SEy0KkGkXZw/TDr78112yXI/AAAAAAAAAwc/1ntbJp_uBp8/s1600/Bild1040.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0a/67/57/0a6757e398a55b167b43373fb830694d.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pDIUzypfUiA/VXAYfPUKUoI/AAAAAAAAskg/BVTuDDjYYYE/s1600/2.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7e/62/8d/7e628d12c3c0555785eb34aed6b767fe.jpg)
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: popeye150 on May 28, 2016, 02:40:24 PM
Yoga pants are the wonder bra for asses!!
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 28, 2016, 02:47:56 PM
how are women getting these ridiculous looking bubble asses now? is it just now that its "cool", these women are rocking spandex so u see more of them around?

All hip-thrusts and eating the right ratio of macros
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 28, 2016, 02:49:10 PM
Asses have always been cool.

Late 1800s - Early 1900s

(https://www.dinprint.se/image_uploads/1521/anders_zorn_woman_walking_in_forest__medium.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SEy0KkGkXZw/TDr78112yXI/AAAAAAAAAwc/1ntbJp_uBp8/s1600/Bild1040.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0a/67/57/0a6757e398a55b167b43373fb830694d.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pDIUzypfUiA/VXAYfPUKUoI/AAAAAAAAskg/BVTuDDjYYYE/s1600/2.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7e/62/8d/7e628d12c3c0555785eb34aed6b767fe.jpg)

hahaha... I see you are into art now  :D
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Hulkotron on May 28, 2016, 02:50:39 PM
"Donny" is a fan of big asses.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e1/20/d1/e120d1b0a08a3e2e435e8fc9ff429693.jpg)
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Nether Animal on May 28, 2016, 03:00:21 PM
If you'd like, I can direct you to a thread with plenty of glutes of peace in it  :D
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Kwon on May 28, 2016, 03:04:43 PM
hahaha... I see you are into art now  :D

Always been!

I am THIS generations Anders Zorn!
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Slapper on May 28, 2016, 03:08:36 PM
Charmin approves this message:

(http://brandongaille.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Charmin-Company-Logo.jpg)
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Slapper on May 28, 2016, 03:11:43 PM
Look, there's a difference between a nice ass and the back of a RAM 1500.

A nice, SHAPED, ass is a classic.

A Serena Williams ass is cool... in the Congo.

A Kardashian ass is... like sugar on a steak.

If she's in her 20-30s and you need both hands to cover one butt cheek... Wait until she turns 50. The nagging and the reminiscing of the time when she used to be able to wipe her ass herself will drive you to jump off a bridge.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 28, 2016, 03:13:53 PM
A lot of fake, enhanced, obese asses waddling around these days.

You can thank that fat whore Kim K for that.  Monkey see monkey do.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 28, 2016, 03:24:07 PM
A lot of fake, enhanced, obese asses waddling around these days.

You can thank that fat whore Kim K for that.  Monkey see monkey do.

We should drop that fat whore in a North Korean prison camp, thank you
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: HTexan on May 28, 2016, 03:33:16 PM
how are women getting these ridiculous looking bubble asses now? is it just now that its "cool", these women are rocking spandex so u see more of them around?
you like this flat?
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/images/2016/january/BOW-2015-09LH1922_714.jpg)
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 28, 2016, 03:37:13 PM
We should drop that fat whore in North Korean prison camp, thank you

It would be for her own good.  That's only way she'll ever drop any weight.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Mitch on May 28, 2016, 03:37:44 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0a/67/57/0a6757e398a55b167b43373fb830694d.jpg)

Raw, no pulling out.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 28, 2016, 03:57:00 PM
I see this girl around who always wear yoga pants and seems to have a nice ass and thighs. One day I see her in shorts and I'm like wtf happened to the ass and thighs. She just had flabby pale while legs. 
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Zillotch on May 28, 2016, 04:11:33 PM
Asses have always been cool.

(https://www.dinprint.se/image_uploads/1521/anders_zorn_woman_walking_in_forest__medium.jpg)

 ::)

Get a load of this (painted by a black man):

(http://uploads1.wikiart.org/images/jean-michel-basquiat/in-italian.jpg)
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 28, 2016, 04:14:04 PM
::)

Get a load of this (painted by a black man):

(http://uploads1.wikiart.org/images/jean-michel-basquiat/in-italian.jpg)

Looks like it was made by a fatherless angry 5 year old on anti-depressants.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Grape Ape on May 28, 2016, 04:16:05 PM
you like this flat?
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/images/2016/january/BOW-2015-09LH1922_714.jpg)

Different angle - there's nothing wrong with this

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/images/2016/january/BOW-2015-09LH1917_714.jpg)
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Grape Ape on May 28, 2016, 04:17:11 PM
15 seconds late, DP.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 28, 2016, 04:18:41 PM
15 seconds late, DP.

Damn you son :D
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 28, 2016, 04:18:54 PM
I see this girl around who always wear yoga pants and seems to have a nice ass and thighs. One day I see her in shorts and I'm like wtf happened to the ass and thighs. She just had flabby pale while legs.  

Yoga pants do for a woman's ass, the same thing makeup does for her face.

These bitches are always out there frauding.  Everything about them is a lie.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Kwon on May 28, 2016, 04:19:06 PM
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/images/2016/january/BOW-2015-09LH1917_714.jpg)
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Zillotch on May 28, 2016, 04:19:23 PM
Looks like it was made by a fatherless angry 5 year old on anti-depressants.

'high art'…..  ur not smart enough to grasp the brilliance…
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Grape Ape on May 28, 2016, 04:19:56 PM
Damn you son :D

You should have left it......it's worth multiple posts....

But kind of hilarious two people doing the exact same thing at the same time, in different countries.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Kwon on May 28, 2016, 04:21:54 PM
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/images/2016/january/BOW-2015-09LH1917_714.jpg)
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 28, 2016, 04:24:46 PM
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/images/2016/january/BOW-2015-09LH1917_714.jpg)

That's legit.  Time to head over to my jerk station.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 28, 2016, 04:25:13 PM
You should have left it......it's worth multiple posts....

But kind of hilarious two people doing the exact same thing at the same time, in different countries.

I believe that Chome's 'search google for image' is an underrated feature ;)
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Grape Ape on May 28, 2016, 04:29:49 PM
I believe that Chome's 'search google for image' is an underrated feature ;)

You have given out one of the internerds best secrets..... ;D
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Hulkotron on May 28, 2016, 04:31:03 PM
Reverse image search is an indispensable tool for the successful getbigger.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 28, 2016, 04:33:24 PM
You have given out one of the internerds best secrets..... ;D

Oh well, the average Getbigger has no clue what 'Chrome' or a 'feature' is
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 28, 2016, 04:35:22 PM
how are women getting these ridiculous looking bubble asses now? is it just now that its "cool", these women are rocking spandex so u see more of them around?


statistically, it's an all time high for social media and selfies, everybody has the ability, so it's just easier to see more chicks.
Plus pmma and implants  isn't just for Rich Piana. It's big in Brazil and some other places
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 28, 2016, 04:37:38 PM

statistically, it's an all time high for social media and selfies, everybody has the ability, so it's just easier to see more chicks.
Plus pmma and implants  isn't just for Rich Piana. It's big in Brazil and some other places



He's right you know.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Kwon on May 28, 2016, 05:22:16 PM
You have given out one of the internerds best secrets..... ;D

He's right you know.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: HTexan on May 28, 2016, 05:27:51 PM
Different angle - there's nothing wrong with this

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/images/2016/january/BOW-2015-09LH1917_714.jpg)
photoshopped and still on the small size
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Kwon on May 28, 2016, 05:38:26 PM
photoshopped and still on the small size

He's right you know

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/images/2016/january/BOW-2015-09LH1917_714.jpg)
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Kwon on May 28, 2016, 07:35:04 PM
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Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Hulkotron on May 28, 2016, 07:42:09 PM
It is a nice benefit for whores I suppose because they do not have to stay in shape anymore.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Beefjake on May 29, 2016, 10:14:58 AM
As I've aged and lovered my standards I've come to a couple of conclusions.

A) After a certain point there is no better ass, just different.
B) Just a little flabby ass looks great in yoga pants because it removes the skin imperfections?
C) One can get a way with a lot as long as the skin is nicely toned and smooth.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 29, 2016, 11:02:05 AM
Asses have always been cool.

Late 1800s - Early 1900s

(https://www.dinprint.se/image_uploads/1521/anders_zorn_woman_walking_in_forest__medium.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SEy0KkGkXZw/TDr78112yXI/AAAAAAAAAwc/1ntbJp_uBp8/s1600/Bild1040.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0a/67/57/0a6757e398a55b167b43373fb830694d.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pDIUzypfUiA/VXAYfPUKUoI/AAAAAAAAskg/BVTuDDjYYYE/s1600/2.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7e/62/8d/7e628d12c3c0555785eb34aed6b767fe.jpg)

Fucking degenerate art. The artist should be put in a work camp and have his riches stolen.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on May 29, 2016, 11:13:15 AM
from Aristotle, Peri Ouranus (On the Heavenly Ass).

Although long lost to antiquity, second-party commentaries remain on the missing book of Aristotle's On the Heavenly Ass. They more or less recount the following. Aristotle had a student who wanted to advance in his study of logic. He was also young and very horny. In order to measure his student's logical talent, Aristotle, who invented deductive logic, devised a test. He had his student placed in between two bent over woman slaves, who were told to expose their heavenly asses and glorious flaps along with the following conditions: first, the student may suck and fuck whichever of these asses that he'd like, but when he chose one, the other would be removed; second, one of the women was already instructed to leave after the student made his choice. The student, made aware of these rules and ramifications, was torn. Which ass should he choose? Will his choice of heavenly ass be the one that was told to leave when he made his choice? He deliberated and deliberated until, finally, he sat back, pulled out his goat, and fapped -- thirteen times in a row. The women, by stipulation, remained in their positions, and, by the looks of their moist orifices, seemed a bit turned on by the sudden turn of events. Aristotle was very impressed, instructed the women to see-saw the young man until he was fully spent, and promoted his clever student for single-handedly performing a masterstroke.

Philosophia Bonum Boner Est
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Kwon on May 30, 2016, 08:37:26 PM
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/images/2016/january/BOW-2015-09LH1917_714.jpg)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/d93f5b46bfef4b811aeb6adee9fec90b/tumblr_nx1g1dSov81t4t3bmo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on May 30, 2016, 10:10:47 PM
Poor women in the past were the ones who had better asses as they couldn't afford the food.

Too bad they can't write the history that men liked fat asses just because the rich ladies were able to afford food.
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on May 31, 2016, 12:58:14 AM
Asses have always been cool.

Late 1800s - Early 1900s

(https://www.dinprint.se/image_uploads/1521/anders_zorn_woman_walking_in_forest__medium.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SEy0KkGkXZw/TDr78112yXI/AAAAAAAAAwc/1ntbJp_uBp8/s1600/Bild1040.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0a/67/57/0a6757e398a55b167b43373fb830694d.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pDIUzypfUiA/VXAYfPUKUoI/AAAAAAAAskg/BVTuDDjYYYE/s1600/2.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7e/62/8d/7e628d12c3c0555785eb34aed6b767fe.jpg)
zorn was a true g
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: Skeletor on May 31, 2016, 01:06:40 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=401461.0;attach=521955;image)
Title: Re: Asses on women
Post by: cephissus on May 31, 2016, 01:42:28 AM
from Aristotle, Peri Ouranus (On the Heavenly Ass).

Although long lost to antiquity, second-party commentaries remain on the missing book of Aristotle's On the Heavenly Ass. They more or less recount the following. Aristotle had a student who wanted to advance in his study of logic. He was also young and very horny. In order to measure his student's logical talent, Aristotle, who invented deductive logic, devised a test. He had his student placed in between two bent over woman slaves, who were told to expose their heavenly asses and glorious flaps along with the following conditions: first, the student may suck and fuck whichever of these asses that he'd like, but when he chose one, the other would be removed; second, one of the women was already instructed to leave after the student made his choice. The student, made aware of these rules and ramifications, was torn. Which ass should he choose? Will his choice of heavenly ass be the one that was told to leave when he made his choice? He deliberated and deliberated until, finally, he sat back, pulled out his goat, and fapped -- thirteen times in a row. The women, by stipulation, remained in their positions, and, by the looks of their moist orifices, seemed a bit turned on by the sudden turn of events. Aristotle was very impressed, instructed the women to see-saw the young man until he was fully spent, and promoted his clever student for single-handedly performing a masterstroke.

Philosophia Bonum Boner Est


haha bravo