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Title: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: local hero on June 08, 2016, 08:19:45 AM
Well I was sitting on a Spanish beach all 17.3st of me glistening in the sun with the wife n kids.. Spanish dude and his wife/ family came and lay near us... Not long after and my wife nudged me 'that Spanish bloke is taking the piss out if you', sure enough I looks over and he was doing the muscle man walk with his pathetic skinny fat body..

So I goes to the wife, its ok, his wife will be thinking of me when he's drooping on top of her tonight... She laughs and calls me a big headed cun.t...

The kicker is, the Spanish wife heard me... And when I came out the sea like a bronzed Adonis later in the day she kept eye contact with  me the whole time and gave me the look, that's when I knew and I happily carried on with my day....
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: anabolichalo on June 08, 2016, 08:28:15 AM
when i'm at the beach people are gonna stare at my arms in admiration, confusion, jealousy, and complete disbelief
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: SF1900 on June 08, 2016, 08:30:54 AM
Well I was sitting on a Spanish beach all 17.3st of me glistening in the sun with the wife n kids.. Spanish dude and his wife/ family came and lay near us... Not long after and my wife nudged me 'that Spanish bloke is taking the piss out if you', sure enough I looks over and he was doing the muscle man walk with his pathetic skinny fat body..

So I goes to the wife, its ok, his wife will be thinking of me when he's drooping on top of her tonight... She laughs and calls me a big headed cun.t...

The kicker is, the Spanish wife heard me... And when I came out the sea like a bronzed Adonis later in the day she kept eye contact with  me the whole time and gave me the look, that's when I knew and I happily carried on with my day....

Do you have ILS?
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: anabolichalo on June 08, 2016, 08:33:25 AM
married guys are a joke, completely pussy whipped fools who submit to a female
this thread is a testament to that fact
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: local hero on June 08, 2016, 08:40:27 AM
Do you have ILS?

I have a thick set of lats but am able to walk normally ,strangely enough...
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: SF1900 on June 08, 2016, 08:41:47 AM
I have a thick set of lats but am able to walk normally ,strangely enough...

Would love to see your lats.
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: local hero on June 08, 2016, 08:43:05 AM
Would love to see your lats.

You'd have to stay behind the line fella...
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: _aj_ on June 08, 2016, 08:48:53 AM
when i'm at the beach people are gonna stare at my arms in admiration, confusion, jealousy, and complete disbelief

Testify, brother!
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Yamcha on June 08, 2016, 08:54:24 AM
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Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Wiggs on June 08, 2016, 08:56:58 AM
when i'm at the beach people are gonna stare at my arms in admiration, confusion, jealousy, and complete disbelief

 ;D

Tell em Chief!
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Mitch on June 08, 2016, 09:45:00 AM
OP is Groink.
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Fortress on June 08, 2016, 09:56:58 AM
I work with this guy who is 31 and is the king of sloppy fat. His midsection fat hangs off him so much it almost completely covers his belt. All the way around. The slob has more back fat than the average middle-aged beer swiller. Pure gross. His girlfriend is a relatively petite thing and I cannot imagine the horrors she experiences when they're porking.
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Kwon on June 08, 2016, 09:57:51 AM
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Blacks
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: local hero on June 08, 2016, 11:32:57 AM
On a whole I found most the Spanish men to be on the skinny fat side...
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: anabolichalo on June 08, 2016, 12:46:15 PM
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questionable hairline on this sister

would not mate with
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Pet shop boys on June 08, 2016, 12:49:59 PM
Well I was sitting on a Spanish beach all 17.3st of me glistening in the sun with the wife n kids.. Spanish dude and his wife/ family came and lay near us... Not long after and my wife nudged me 'that Spanish bloke is taking the piss out if you', sure enough I looks over and he was doing the muscle man walk with his pathetic skinny fat body..

So I goes to the wife, its ok, his wife will be thinking of me when he's drooping on top of her tonight... She laughs and calls me a big headed cun.t...

The kicker is, the Spanish wife heard me... And when I came out the sea like a bronzed Adonis later in the day she kept eye contact with  me the whole time and gave me the look, that's when I knew and I happily carried on with my day....


 ::)
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on June 08, 2016, 01:03:03 PM
married guys are a joke, completely pussy whipped fools who submit to a female
this thread is a testament to that fact

Yes, it must be true for all of us married men. AH said so, so it is true! He knows about all of us, our families, and households!
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: local hero on June 08, 2016, 01:32:30 PM

 ::)


Come at me bruh...
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Army of One on June 08, 2016, 01:53:42 PM
On a whole I found most the Spanish men to be on the skinny fat side...

What about when you turn them over?
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: anabolichalo on June 08, 2016, 01:55:29 PM
Yes, it must be true for all of us married men. AH said so, so it is true! He knows about all of us, our families, and households!
generally true and the truth can be bitter
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Hulkotron on June 08, 2016, 02:57:01 PM
What about when you turn them over?

 :D
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: HTexan on June 08, 2016, 03:01:02 PM
You'd have to stay behind the line fella...
pussy beta bitch
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 08, 2016, 04:36:53 PM
Sounds like one of Squadfather's ownings. 

They should spank black kids harder in schools... they've tried everything else
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 08, 2016, 04:58:21 PM
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A sand Hebrew
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: mr.turbo on June 08, 2016, 05:02:02 PM
Well I was sitting on a Spanish beach all 17.3st of me glistening in the sun with the wife n kids.. Spanish dude and his wife/ family came and lay near us... Not long after and my wife nudged me 'that Spanish bloke is taking the piss out if you', sure enough I looks over and he was doing the muscle man walk with his pathetic skinny fat body..

So I goes to the wife, its ok, his wife will be thinking of me when he's drooping on top of her tonight... She laughs and calls me a big headed cun.t...

The kicker is, the Spanish wife heard me... And when I came out the sea like a bronzed Adonis later in the day she kept eye contact with  me the whole time and gave me the look, that's when I knew and I happily carried on with my day....

pretty awesome story

all those decades of working out finally paid off huh?
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: local hero on June 08, 2016, 11:44:13 PM
pretty awesome story

all those decades of working out finally paid off huh?

Yes, years of  anablolic window timings have lead upto this moment...
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Conker on June 09, 2016, 12:33:03 AM
no disrespect but sounds like the spanish guy owned you. he openly mocks you and then even after you and your wife catch him, all you do in response is stare at his wife a bit on the way out of the sea...

that's a poor show dude. at the very least you should have walked past where they were lying, 'accidentally' stumbled, kicking sand in his face whilst falling on top of his wife and breaking your fall with a couple handfuls of espanol titty. 
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Svengoolie on June 09, 2016, 02:14:51 AM
no disrespect but sounds like the spanish guy owned you. he openly mocks you and then even after you and your wife catch him, all you do in response is stare at his wife a bit on the way out of the sea...

that's a poor show dude. at the very least you should have walked past where they were lying, 'accidentally' stumbled, kicking sand in his face whilst falling on top of his wife and breaking your fall with a couple handfuls of espanol titty. 

 :D

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Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: _bruce_ on June 09, 2016, 03:23:45 AM
:D

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Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: Kwon on June 09, 2016, 03:43:15 AM
The kicker is, the Spanish wife heard me... And when I came out the sea like a bronzed Adonis later in the day she kept eye contact with  me the whole time and gave me the look, that's when I knew and I happily carried on with my day....

Gosh, what a build!
Title: Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
Post by: local hero on June 09, 2016, 06:38:06 AM
no disrespect but sounds like the spanish guy owned you. he openly mocks you and then even after you and your wife catch him, all you do in response is stare at his wife a bit on the way out of the sea...

that's a poor show dude. at the very least you should have walked past where they were lying, 'accidentally' stumbled, kicking sand in his face whilst falling on top of his wife and breaking your fall with a couple handfuls of espanol titty.  

What's your exact location....

Gosh, what a build!

That's more like it, but you also have to stand behind the line...