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Title: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Never1AShow on June 17, 2016, 05:31:54 AM
Need some help with ideas, if you are a dad or are getting your dad something.

No Dadbod comments or photos necessary.
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 17, 2016, 06:08:24 AM
'The Invention of Russia.' Arkady Ostrovsky.

Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Powerlift66 on June 17, 2016, 06:15:30 AM
Nothing... I turn 50, am a Father, and told everyone, DO NOT GET ME A THING" for b-day or F-day...

Stupid farking money making traditions for Hallmark...
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Never1AShow on June 17, 2016, 06:15:40 AM
'The Invention of Russia.' Arkady Ostrovsky.


/he'll probably have some criticisms ::)

A book is a good idea for the approx 10 percent of the population that has read a single book since getting out of school.  Thanks
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 17, 2016, 06:19:11 AM
Nothing... I turn 50, am a Father, and told everyone, DO NOT GET ME A THING" for b-day or F-day...

Stupid farking money making traditions for Hallmark...

Sounds like you're 'happy' married..
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Never1AShow on June 17, 2016, 06:29:53 AM
Nothing... I turn 50, am a Father, and told everyone, DO NOT GET ME A THING" for b-day or F-day...

Stupid farking money making traditions for Hallmark...

What about Christmas?  Quit being a grumpy Gus.  You may need TRT to combat andropause moodiness.

Looking at the other thread titles this AM, what I most want is to feel like a horny teenager again.
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Donny on June 17, 2016, 12:02:12 PM
Sounds like you're 'happy' married..
sounds like you have never had a woman ;)
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 17, 2016, 12:24:53 PM
sounds like you have never had a woman ;)

So you're abusing every single thread to stalk me? It tells me that you're a borderline faggot
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Donny on June 17, 2016, 12:27:36 PM
So you're abusing every single thread to stalk me? It tells me that you're a borderline faggot
isolate the lamb--- ;)
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Pray_4_War on June 17, 2016, 01:34:27 PM
It's 2016, now isn't the time to give out neckties.  Try stuff like this...

Ammo
Plate carrier
IFAK
Night vision
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Nails on June 17, 2016, 01:43:42 PM
(http://www.gifbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tumblr_nnkvknVSxx1rwaupfo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Sokolsky on June 17, 2016, 04:11:25 PM
isolate the lamb--- ;)

A rather incriminating phrase, coming from you.
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Never1AShow on June 17, 2016, 08:27:22 PM
Area Dad just wants a computer with the basics:

http://www.theonion.com/article/area-dad-just-wants-computer-with-the-basics-19195

Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 17, 2016, 11:33:36 PM
Nothing... I turn 50, am a Father, and told everyone, DO NOT GET ME A THING" for b-day or F-day...

Stupid farking money making traditions for Hallmark...

I'm turning 40 this year.   I warned them, I'll issue a throat punch to anyone who giggles about me being old.   I'll show my abs and demand every single fatass show me theirs.  I will rip their shirt if needed, just to re-establish my dominance.  

"Hey, let's get you a cane for your birthday" BAM!  Throat-punch, dick.   I have abs, I do what I want, you're 35 but you are chunky and work too hard for a fixed salary and that is that.

*end rant*
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Taffin on June 18, 2016, 12:47:35 AM
Beautiful... just absolutely first class!  There is no way I'll enjoy another post more today - thank for posting dude.   :) :) :) 8)

(http://www.gifbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tumblr_nnkvknVSxx1rwaupfo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: bigmc on June 18, 2016, 05:36:06 AM
isolate the lamb--- ;)

what when you are trying to fuck them you disgusting piece of shit

Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 18, 2016, 09:18:12 AM
what when you are trying to fuck them you disgusting piece of shit



AMEM! Game, set and creampie
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 18, 2016, 09:23:56 AM
isolate the lamb--- ;)

funny coming from a sheep f ucker



Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 18, 2016, 09:55:44 AM
AMEM!, "mehehehe...."
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Never1AShow on June 18, 2016, 10:06:56 AM
I'm turning 40 this year.   I warned them, I'll issue a throat punch to anyone who giggles about me being old.   I'll show my abs and demand every single fatass show me theirs.  I will rip their shirt if needed, just to re-establish my dominance.  

"Hey, let's get you a cane for your birthday" BAM!  Throat-punch, dick.   I have abs, I do what I want, you're 35 but you are chunky and work too hard for a fixed salary and that is that.

*end rant*

Prepare for massive decline in test and energy over the next decade.  On the bright side, you can now be that "old dude in the club"
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: BodyMachine on June 18, 2016, 10:10:13 AM
Nothing. Bullshit holiday. Just like generation nothing celebrating birthday's past the age of 12
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: HTexan on June 18, 2016, 11:00:25 AM
So you're abusing every single thread to stalk me? It tells me that you're a borderline faggot
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Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Never1AShow on June 18, 2016, 11:07:19 AM
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/9/2/177492.gif?v=1)

I actually learned yesterday that a skinnier version of a bear is known as an otter.
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Croatch on June 18, 2016, 11:34:46 AM
(http://www.gifbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tumblr_nnkvknVSxx1rwaupfo1_500.gif)
I always wonder why famous guys would ever date a girl with fake tits?  When you have your pick in life.
The problem with the Internet is, with enough big tit viewing...D's look very small to me.  Almost not even worth messing with.
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: _bruce_ on June 18, 2016, 11:35:13 AM
funny coming from a sheep f ucker





Some brutal speed dating in photo one  :D
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 18, 2016, 01:22:08 PM
I actually learned yesterday that a skinnier version of a bear is known as an otter.

that's what vince called shizzo months ago
 

the second one is what they call a chickenhawk


Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: HTexan on June 18, 2016, 02:33:44 PM
I actually learned yesterday that a skinnier version of a bear is known as an otter.
modern family? I think i saw that eps too.
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Donny on June 20, 2016, 03:46:45 AM
what when you are trying to fuck them you disgusting piece of shit


so who was it who split your arse Ginger?

I bet Fathers Day has a "special" meaning for you each year

you little pillow biter, bet it was Raw no pulling out... :D
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: Yamcha on June 20, 2016, 03:49:04 AM
This.

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Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 20, 2016, 05:01:07 AM
This.

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpjSoou1xw3RcZsRbonScfQYT_bLEYZ87neIkFNljBSC1Z-BDl)

That's not mom with her sloppy tits
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: FREAKgeek on June 20, 2016, 05:24:42 AM
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standard hypnosis technique
Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: IronMeister on June 20, 2016, 06:41:41 AM
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Title: Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 20, 2016, 06:46:14 AM
(http://i67.tinypic.com/33o5q3m.jpg)

Haha, welcome back genius 8)

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