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Title: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 28, 2016, 07:06:34 PM
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Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 28, 2016, 07:08:23 PM
Why would you?  ???
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 28, 2016, 07:15:56 PM
Why would you?  ???

I was curious because they claim to be low to no calories
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 28, 2016, 07:47:48 PM
I was curious because they claim to be low to no calories
Why not eat good noodles with calories that taste great?
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: Zillotch on June 28, 2016, 08:02:54 PM
Have you ever tried these strawberries?

(http://www.props4shows.co.uk/Portals/55/product/images/prd09826e7d-4da6-4bb7-aa03-44cb26c72512.jpg)

They're made of plastic, and are a little chewy…. but they are very low in calories and contain no fat.
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: HTexan on June 28, 2016, 08:10:39 PM
I was curious because they claim to be low to no calories
Starchy?
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 29, 2016, 06:40:21 AM
Stay away.  The smell is disgusting.  Smells like death.  Just horrible.
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: cephissus on June 29, 2016, 06:41:41 AM
For people with eating disorders only
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: WannaBePro on June 29, 2016, 07:58:40 AM
I've tried them. They taste like nothing on their own but I fried them up with some veggies and teriyaki sauce and they actually tasted decent! They soak up the flavor of whatever you cook them with/in.
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: milone79 on June 29, 2016, 08:07:38 AM
Why not eat good noodles with calories that taste great?

because a good bowl of noodles can easily take up half of your daily macros....I thought you were some self proclaimed macro genius on here....??
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 29, 2016, 09:10:58 AM
because a good bowl of noodles can easily take up half of your daily macros....I thought you were some self proclaimed macro genius on here....??
A proper serving of noodles for any dish is around 4 oz and that is only 400 calories.

Try again.  ::)
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: milone79 on June 29, 2016, 09:16:04 AM
4 oz cooked weight??? how many grams of carbs is that please??
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 29, 2016, 09:31:29 AM
4 oz cooked weight??? how many grams of carbs is that please??
4 oz dry.
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: milone79 on June 29, 2016, 09:37:30 AM
4 oz dry.

ok again I ask please, what would be the number of carbs in 4oz of dry noodles?
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 29, 2016, 09:44:32 AM
ok again I ask please, what would be the number of carbs in 4oz of dry noodles?
Does not matter at all.  Just focus on calories.

Why would you care about how many carbs are in something?  ???
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: milone79 on June 29, 2016, 09:50:05 AM
Does not matter at all.  Just focus on calories.

Why would you care about how many carbs are in something?  ???

why care??? because I follow a macro plan.....1 gram of carbs = 4 calories so it is relevant....how do you disregard macros?? do you even know how many carbs you consume in a day?
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 29, 2016, 09:53:51 AM
why care??? because I follow a macro plan.....1 gram of carbs = 4 calories so it is relevant....how do you disregard macros?? do you even know how many carbs you consume in a day?
I don't care how many carbs I consume a day, I just have a caloric limit.  The number of carbs is meaningless.  Calories are the only thing that matters.

Only a moron would worry about "macros".
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: milone79 on June 29, 2016, 10:24:22 AM
I don't care how many carbs I consume a day, I just have a caloric limit.  The number of carbs is meaningless.  Calories are the only thing that matters.

Only a moron would worry about "macros".

hahahaha ok then
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 29, 2016, 11:40:36 AM
A proper serving of noodles for any dish is around 4 oz and that is only 400 calories.

Try again.  ::)

i eat noodles pretty much every day, they taste great with my chicken

Beats a bowl of bland rice any day of the week
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 29, 2016, 04:02:11 PM
Ask a chinaman.  A chinese chef once told me that the reason to put salt in the water to cook pasta is because Marco Polo stole noodles from China and cooked them in sea water on the boat.  So I asked why then u put salt in water to cook Chinese noodles?  He told me that a lot of stuff that we have come from China.  I agreed, like the plague, and various strains of influenza.  There was some disconnect between us but he was proud of his heritage and knew a lot about noodles.
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: HTexan on June 29, 2016, 07:02:30 PM
How exactly are this noodles a " broom for your stomach"? Is it like taking a fiber supplement and you become shitty?  ???
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 29, 2016, 07:04:51 PM
No they're actually made from old recycled brooms.  Think globally, act locally.
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: HTexan on June 29, 2016, 07:11:32 PM
No they're actually made from old recycled brooms.  Think globally, act locally.
Eco friendly? So like the Prius of food?
Title: Re: Anyone ever eat these noodles?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 29, 2016, 07:14:12 PM
Exactly like that.  Everyone will approve of you while you smile and hate it.