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Title: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: Taffin on June 30, 2016, 02:46:13 PM
Bodybuilding related because erm... he was scanning his 'beef'?

"On Wednesday, 31-year-old Christian Fisher waltzed into a Seattle grocery store and allegedly plopped his dick onto the scanner. According to a report from the Seattle Police Department published by The Smoking Gun, Fisher entered Quality Food Center, liberated his dick from the confines of his pants, and then placed it onto the scanner at a self-checkout terminal. The report stated that Fisher then motioned for a female employee to approach the checkout register and when she did “she saw that his penis was out on the stand.”

The woman’s shocked reaction reportedly caused Fisher to laugh and, according to the police report, he “didn’t make any attempts to stow away his blatantly exposed genitalia.” A male security guard walked over to find out what was going and saw that Fisher’s dick was “resting on top of the scanner.”

That just doesn’t sound sanitary at all."

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/295048/christian-fisher-arrested-dick-supermarket-scanner/ (http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/295048/christian-fisher-arrested-dick-supermarket-scanner/)
Title: Re: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: calfzilla on June 30, 2016, 02:50:25 PM
Pics?  :-X
Title: Re: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: Fortress on June 30, 2016, 03:04:39 PM
Just a little harmless clowning around. What's the issue?  :D
Title: Re: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: The True Adonis on June 30, 2016, 03:08:50 PM
Seems as if he forgot the grapefruits.  :-\
Title: Re: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: SF1900 on June 30, 2016, 03:10:47 PM
This guy just ruined his entire life. If he is convicted, he will most likely have to register as a sexual offender.
Title: Re: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: Skeletor on June 30, 2016, 03:12:51 PM
Maybe he was trying to scan a kielbasa?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=303632.0;attach=345399;image)
Title: Re: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: Taffin on June 30, 2016, 03:13:34 PM
Quote from: Fortress on June 30, 2016, 03:04:39 PM
Just a little harmless clowning around. What's the issue?  :D

Very true - could have been much worse...

"Although what Fisher did was most likely really traumatizing to the employees who had to witness it, at least he didn’t also take a dump on the scanner, like 23-year-old Colin Murphy did at a supermarket in Ohio. Sometimes you have to be thankful for the small blessings."

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kroger-pooper-popped-563891 (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kroger-pooper-popped-563891)
Title: Re: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 30, 2016, 03:29:38 PM
Quote from: Skeletor on June 30, 2016, 03:12:51 PM
Maybe he was trying to scan a kielbasa?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=303632.0;attach=345399;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=362253.0;attach=397842;image)
Title: Re: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: Fortress on June 30, 2016, 04:12:17 PM
Quote from: Taffin on June 30, 2016, 03:13:34 PM
Very true - could have been much worse...

"Although what Fisher did was most likely really traumatizing to the employees who had to witness it, at least he didn’t also take a dump on the scanner, like 23-year-old Colin Murphy did at a supermarket in Ohio. Sometimes you have to be thankful for the small blessings."

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kroger-pooper-popped-563891 (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kroger-pooper-popped-563891)

Okay, in seriousness, he obviously should not have done this, but ... traumatizing? It's a penis. Shocking that someone would exercise such poor behaviour, sure. But traumatizing?!

Ridiculous.
Title: Re: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 30, 2016, 05:07:58 PM
Quote from: SF1900 on June 30, 2016, 03:10:47 PM
This guy just ruined his entire life. If he is convicted, he will most likely have to register as a sexual offender.

All he has to do is start dressing in woman's clothes and all charges with be dropped and he may get Time magazine's "Person of the Year"...
Title: Re: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: calfzilla on June 30, 2016, 06:26:12 PM
Doubt that would even be illegal in Portland.
Title: Re: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: Nether Animal on June 30, 2016, 06:28:09 PM
Quote from: Skeletor on June 30, 2016, 03:12:51 PM
Maybe he was trying to scan a kielbasa?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=303632.0;attach=345399;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=155693.0;attach=174747;image)
Title: Re: Getbigger arrested for scanning 'himself' at supermarket checkout
Post by: 240 is Back on July 01, 2016, 09:47:11 AM
Quote from: SF1900 on June 30, 2016, 03:10:47 PM
This guy just ruined his entire life. If he is convicted, he will most likely have to register as a sexual offender.

He'll never be able to engage in high morality careers such as police officer, or professional bodybuilder.